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A parody of Dumb Ways to Die.

Lyrics

  • Set fire to you're throat,
  • Fly in the sky in a speedboat,
  • Say "Peek-a-boo!" to a jellyfish,
  • Make a flying disc using a dish,
  • Impossible ways to die,
  • So many impossible ways to die,
  • Impossible ways to die-ie-ie-ie,
  • So many impossible ways to die!
  • Jump from the top of Big Ben,
  • Stab you're eye with a big fat pen,
  • Go east instead of west,
  • Fire a gun at a killer bee's nest,
  • Impossible ways to die,
  • So many impossible ways to die,
  • Impossible ways to die-ie-ie-ie,
  • So many impossible ways to die!
  • Swallow a poison dart frog,
  • Throw a brick at a husky dog,
  • Put an octopus on you're face,
  • Use a cement mixer as a hiding place,
  • Impossible ways to die,
  • So many impossible ways to die,
  • Impossible ways to die-ie-ie-ie,
  • So many impossible ways to die!
  • Stick you're tongue in plug wiring,
  • Tickle a cassowary's wing,
  • Shove a train's funnel up you're mouth,
  • Which way is it? North or South?
  • Impossible ways to die,
  • So many impossible ways to die,
  • Impossible ways to die-ie-ie-ie,
  • So many impossible ways to die!
  • Gorge yourself into raw chicken breast,
  • Lock yourself inside a treasure chest,
  • Climb inside an active volcano,
  • Go too fast on an amusment park ride,
  • Use a kite to go gliding,
  • They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly,
  • The most impossible ways to die,
  • Impossible ways to die,
  • So many impossible ways to die,
  • Impossible ways to die-ie-ie-ie,
  • So many impossible... so many impossible ways to die!

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