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Narrator: One fine day, Jake, Bernard, Bianca went to the video store. When Jake saw a Mighty Morphin Power Rangers VHS, but it very crazy!
Jake: Can I have it?
Bernard: No, Jake!
Bianca: Well, it's a phony.
Jake: But... but... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Bernard and Bianca: YOU MUST DIE!
Narrator: The next day...
Jake: OH MY GOD! It's like a 1998 Playstation of Metal Gear Solid! Can I have it?
Bernard: No, Jake!
Bianca: Cut that out, Jake! Then you get a spanking when we get home!
Narrator: Then Bernard and Bianca people run away, Jake's tantrum, until police arrived.
Rooter: You are under arrest, Jake.
Jake: Aaaaah! It's Rooter!
Littlefoot: Never! I'll get a wrap my toilet paper.
Jake: Aah! (muffles) I feel like a mummy.
Rooter: Who mummy?
Jake: I am! In the 2000s BC!
Narrator: Later, in the dodgeball. Jake and his friends into me.
Littlefoot's Grandpa: You ready? 3... 2... 1...
Jake: Aaaah! Noooo!
Cera: DIE, JAKE, DIE!
Jake: (falls off the molten lava, then screams) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Cera: Retreat, now!
Littlefoot's Grandparents: HOORAY! WE DEFEATED JAKE! YAY!
Rooter: Well done. So, were going out to the party, come on!
Littlefoot: Yeah, sure.
Narrator: Later, the Jake sit on a big rock about the molten lava. Topsy was waiting.
Topsy: What are you doing, in the fell off the molten lava?
Jake: I just killed him, caught by fell off the molten lava!
Topsy: That's it! You are getting the 5 months!
Jake: Aw, crap! Not a five months!
Topsy: Yes! Five months!
Jake: Why me?! But, how you can stay for?
Cera: Forever. Goodbye.