Jake and His Friends' Excellent Stories (UK Style) is Pikachufreak's Jake and Friends spoof to the UK version of Thomas and His Friends' Excellent Stories. It has three Season 5 episodes, six Season 6 episodes and one Season 7 episode narrated by Michael Angelis.


  1. Jake Long as Thomas (Dante Basco)
  2. Kuzco as Edward (J.P. Manoux)
  3. Brad Buttowski as Henry (Danny Cooksey)
  4. Beck Redford as Gordon (Elijah Wood)
  5. Marco Diaz as James (Adam McArthur)
  6. Dipper Pines as Percy (Jason Ritter)
  7. Penn Zero as Toby (Thomas Middleditch)
  8. Evil Emperor Zurg as Diesel (Wayne Knight)
  9. Chip as Bill (Tress MacNeille)
  10. Dale as Ben (Corey Burton)
  11. Lola Kane as Mavis (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  12. Leonard Helperman as Rheneas (Shaun Fleming)
  13. Crandall Parker as Peter Sam (Spencer Breslin)
  14. Tino Tonitini as Rusty (Jason Marsden)
  15. Grumpy as Duncan (Maurice LaMarche)
  16. Gopher as Terence (Michael Gough)
  17. Jafar as Cranky (Jonathan Freeman)
  18. Annie Roberts as Old Slowcoach (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  19. Thug Pooh as Lorry 1 (Jim Cummings)
  20. Thug Tigger as Lorry 2 (Chuck McCann)
  21. Thug Piglet as Lorry 3 (Ken Sansom)
  22. Stan Woozle as Arry (Ken Sanson)
  23. Heff Heffalump as Bert (Chuck McCann)
  24. Brittany Wong as Elizabeth (Minae Noji)
  25. Mickey Mouse as Sir Topham Hatt (Bret Iwan)
  26. Mary Poppins as Mrs. Kyndley (Julie Andrews)
  27. Horace Horsecollar as The Headmaster (Bill Farmer)
  28. T.J. Detweiller as Skarloey (Andrew Lawrence)
  29. Bonkers D. Bobcat as Butch (Jim Cummings)
  30. Randy Cunningham as Duck (Ben Schwartz)
  31. Timon as Donald (Quinton Flynn)
  32. Howard Weinerman as Oliver (Andrew Caldwell)
  33. Janna Sullivan as Annie (Grey DeLisle)
  34. Hope Roberts as Clarabel (Grey DeLisle)
  35. Pirates as Troublesome Trucks


  1. Middle Tourist
  2. Something In The Air
  3. Paw Bother
  4. Happy Ever After
  5. The World's Strongest Emperor
  6. Jake The Jet Kid
  7. Horrid Thug Dolls
  8. Jack Frost
  9. Leonard and The Roller Coaster
  10. Faulty Air Horns


Middle Tourist

  • Michael Angelis: Mickey Mouse's characters love their work. Beck likes driving the Tron-Mobile, Jake likes his branch route, and Dipper likes taking the groceries. But none of them likes being a Middle Tourist. It's no fun being stuck in a middle. One morning, Dipper was cheerfully collecting Pirates from the Cartoon University, where Stan and Heff worked. They liked to play tricks on Disney characters. Dipper didn't want to fall for their tricks again, but before he knew it, he was stuck in the middle.
  • Dipper: Oh, Bother!
  • Michael Angelis: Huffed Dipper crossly.
  • Stan: Little green piggy in the middle!
  • Michael Angelis: Stan teased. Dipper's driver was cross. With coal pirates in front and coal pirates behind, Dipper had to go slower. Marco was in the yards when Dipper was steamed slowly by.
  • Marco: Ha, ha! It's Pokey Dipper!
  • Michael Angelis: Marco laughed.
  • Dipper: You wouldn't be laughing if you were stuck in the middle.
  • Michael Angelis: Dipper fumed. And he fumed all the way to the coaling plant. One by one, he shunted the coal pirates onto the tipper's loading ramp and the coal was unloaded. Dipper was not allowed to cross the loading ramp until the tipper had been turned off. It was against the rules. But as soon as his driver and fireman left, there was trouble. Brad arrived to pick up coal. He bumped into the coal pirates and the coal pirates bumped into Dipper. Dipper was pushed onto the loading ramp.
  • Dipper: Help!
  • Michael Angelis: Cried Dipper.
  • Dipper: I'm not a pirate!
  • Michael Angelis: But no one heard him. Dipper was hoist it up, tipped over and brought back down again. After Dipper was load back down to the ground, the manager was very cross.
  • Manager: You have caused confusion and delay!
  • Michael Angelis: He said.
  • Manager: I'll have to report this to Mickey Mouse.
  • Michael Angelis: That night, Mickey Mouse spoke severely to Dipper.
  • Mickey Mouse: I'm very disappointed you, Dipper.
  • Michael Angelis: He said.
  • Mickey Mouse: You know it's against the rules to go on to the tipper's loading ramp.
  • Dipper: Sorry, sir.
  • Michael Angelis: Dipper said sadly.
  • Dipper: But it wasn't my fault. It's because those bad guys made me a middle tourist.
  • Mickey Mouse: Never the less, you will shunt pirates in the yard until I can get to the bottom of this.
  • Marco: Pah!
  • Michael Angelis: Said Marco, thinking that he can hear.
  • Marco: I can handle those bad guys with bent buffers and a busted boiler!
  • Mickey Mouse: Then you will do Dipper's run in the smelter.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Mickey Mouse.
  • Marco: Yes sir.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Marco. The next day, Marco arrived at the smelter. He was determined to be tricked by Stan and Heff.
  • Stan: Hello, Marco.
  • Michael Angelis: Oosed Stan.
  • Stan: Come to learn a thing or two from those who know?
  • Marco: Just get my pirates ready and stay out of my way.
  • Michael Angelis: Huffed Marco importantly.
  • Heff: Yes, sir.
  • Michael Angelis: Heff chimed gricely. Marco cheerfully backed up to his pirates. He was certain he had fooled Stan and Heff but he was wrong.
  • Stan: Little red piggy in the middle!
  • Michael Angelis: Chortled Stan.
  • Heff: Just like Dipper.
  • Michael Angelis: Jeered Heff.
  • Marco: I am not like Dipper.
  • Michael Angelis: Puffed Marco.
  • Marco: I am not a middle tourist and I am not moving.
  • Michael Angelis: And he didn't. When Mickey Mouse heard the news he sent Dipper to fetch Marco. This made Dipper happy. He buffered up to Marco and took him along with all the pirates to the docks.
  • Manager: Right on time.
  • Michael Angelis: Said the manager.
  • Manager: But what does that boy doing in the middle?
  • Dipper: Learning.
  • Michael Angelis: Dipper replied.
  • Manager: Learning what?
  • Dipper: Learning to be a middle tourist.
  • Michael Angelis: Dipper laughed. Marco covered himself in steam hoping no one would recognize him, but it was good. It was only big character on the island and everyone knows his name is Marco!

Something In The Air

  • Michael Angelis: One day, Jake was at the keyside of a small village. The early morning catch of fish were being given to his pirates. The work took a long time, the fishermen were using old equipment and Jake was worried."
  • Jake: I'm going to be late for Brad at the docks, he won't like this. Please hurry up and..."
  • Michael Angelis: Jake was rudely interrupted."
  • (Crate of fish lands on Jake)
  • Michael Angelis: His driver and fireman laughed."
  • Jake: Phew!"
  • Michael Angelis: Said Jake.
  • Jake: What a pong."
  • Michael Angelis: He was glad when they were speeding along the beautiful coastal run. As they approached the lighthouse, they saw a man waving a red flag."
  • Jake: What's the matter now?"
  • Man: High tides are damaging the road."
  • Michael Angelis: Reported a man.
  • Man: "I've marked the spot."
  • Jake's Driver: "We'll go and inspect."
  • Michael Angelis: Said the driver."
  • Jake's Driver: "It would be dangerous for heavy Disney Characters like Brad.
  • Michael Angelis: Agreed the driver."
  • Jake's Driver: "But for Jake, it's safe enough."
  • Michael Angelis: The guard put a red oil lamp by the damaged road to warn Disney Characters."
  • Guard: "When we get to the docks, I'll tell them to close the line."
  • Michael Angelis: Brad was waiting anxiously for Jake's pirates.
  • Brad: Pwah, you're late! And that smell is making me ill."
  • Jake: I can't help it, it's the fish."
  • Michael Angelis: Replied Jake.
  • Jake: And there's danger on the road, that's why we're late."
  • Brad: Huh, you're the only danger on the road Jake, now stop wasting time, and get your pirates hitched to my line!"
  • Michael Angelis: Jake's driver and fireman were in the yardmaster's office when they heard Brad. There he was, leaving the station with his long, heavy line of pirates called the Flying Kipper."
  • Jake's Driver: "What route is Brad taking tonight?"
  • Michael; Angelis: Asked the driver."
  • Yardmaster: "The Coastal Run, it's the quickest."
  • Jake's Driver: "But I told you, that's dangerous for a big Disney Character like Brad.
  • Michael Angelis: The yardmaster quickly phoned the signalman. Brad roared past the signalbox."
  • Brad: "I'll soon make up for lost time!"
  • Michael Angelis: The signalman was answering the telephone, but couldn't hear the warning. By the time he did, Brad was far away in a cloud of steam. But when Brad reached the Coastal Road, his hopes for a fast run were dashed. Fog floated everywhere."
  • Brad: I can't see."
  • Michael Angelis: Cried Brad. Nor could his driver. When he could, it was too late."
  • (Brad lands in the water)
  • Michael Angelis: As soon as the tide was high enough, Brad was craned out of the water."
  • Mickey Mouse: "Disney Characters don't swim, Brad. You were meant to deliver fish, not swim with them."
  • Michael Angelis: Said Mickey Mouse."
  • Mickey Mouse: "You should know that by now!"
  • Brad: "Yes sir, I'm sorry sir."
  • Michael Angelis: When Brad arrived at the docks, Jafar looked down at him disdainfully."
  • Jafar: My, my, Brad. I expect you'll have some fishy tales to tell. But take my advice, have a long hosedown first."
  • Brad: "Pah!"
  • Michael Angelis: Hissed Brad. But there was worst to come."
  • Boy #1: "Look!"
  • Narrator: "Said a child."
  • Boy #1: "They caught all this fish and a whale too."
  • Boy #2: "It's not a whale, it's a monster."
  • Michael Angelis: Brad was most upset. Jake now felt sorry for Brad.
  • Jake: Come on, your driver says it's time for a nice hot shower. Then, you'll feel much better."
  • Michael Angelis: And Brad did."
  • Brad: I'm sorry I was rude to you, Jake.
  • Jake: Oh, that's alright! But can you smell something?"
  • Brad: Wh-Wh-Wh-What?"
  • Michael Angelis: Asked Brad nervously."
  • Jake: Fresh air!"
  • Brad: Oh, yes!"
  • Michael Angelis: Replied Brad.

Paw Bother

  • Michael Angelis: Chip and Dale are rescue rangers. They are chipmunks. They play together, they shunt pirates together, they even get up to naughtyness together. Wherever you find Chip, you will find Dale. Wherever you find Dale, you will find Chip. Mickey Mouse had come to inspect his Disney characters. He found that Lola and Chip were in fine working order.
  • Mickey Mouse: Unfortunately, Dale.
  • Michael Angelis: Mickey Mouse said.
  • Mickey Mouse: Your paws are damaged. You must report to the engine works inmediately for a new set of buffers. Sophia you will have to work with Chip until Dale returns.
  • Lola: Yes sir.
  • Michael Angelis: Replied Lola and Mickey drove away. Dale was happy.
  • Dale: I'm going to get new paws!
  • Michael Angelis: He gloated to Chip.
  • Chip: Well I should get new paws too.
  • Michael Angelis: Chip complained.
  • Chip: We're twins. We do everything together.
  • Dale: But you don't need new paws.
  • Michael Angelis: Dale teased.
  • Chip: You're getting new paws because you're getting clumsy.
  • Michael Angelis: Snorted Chip enviously.
  • Dale: No I'm not!
  • Chip: Yes you are!
  • Dale: No I'm not!
  • Chip: Yes you are!
  • Lola: Will you two stop being crackpots?
  • Michael Angelis: Lola scolded.
  • Lola: Now come on, Chip, we've got work to do.
  • Michael Angelis: Dale couldn't wait to get new paws. Later, Chip watched as Dale chuffed away to the engine works. He was green with envy, he wanted new paws too. Chip returned to his job but he wasn't thinking about work. All he could think about was Dale's new paws.
  • Chip: Ooh!
  • Michael Angelis: Said Chip.
  • Chip: (sneezes)
  • Lola: Be careful.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Lola.
  • Lola: And stop thinking about Dale's new paws.
  • Michael Angelis: Chip tried thinking about birds, he tried thinking about trees, he tried thinking about anything but Dale and his brand new paws. But it didn't work.
  • Chip: I want new paws too!
  • Michael Angelis: He cried.
  • Lola: Just be happy you're in good working order.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Lola.
  • Chip: It's not fair!
  • Michael Angelis: Chip huffed and he wheeshed soot all over Lola.
  • Lola: Chip!
  • Michael Angelis: Gasped Lola.
  • Chip: Oops, sorry.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Chip. Chip tried his best to get with his work. But the troublesome pirates have spotted a chance for a tease.
  • Pirates: Poor poor Chip, he works, he suffers, while Dale his twin gets brand new paws!
  • Michael Angelis: This made Chip very cross.
  • Chip: I might not have new paws.
  • Michael Angelis: He said.
  • Chip: But I still know how to biff troublesome pirates.
  • Lola: No!
  • Michael Angelis: Lola cried. But it was too late. Dale puffed into the quarry with his shiny new paws just in time to hear...
  • Chip: Bust my paws!
  • Michael Angelis: Cried Chip.
  • Dale: I think you have.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Dale. When Mickey Mouse arrived and saw Chip's broken paws, he was not happy.
  • Mickey Mouse: You behaved badly Chip.
  • Michael Angelis: Mickey Mouse said.
  • Mickey Mouse: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
  • Chip: Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Chip.
  • Mickey Mouse: Before you get new paws.
  • Michael Angelis: Mickey continued.
  • Mickey Mouse: I want you to think what it means to be a responsible reliable chipmunk.
  • Chip: Yes Sir.
  • Michael Angelis: Answered Chip weakly. After Mickey left, Dale rolled up to Chip with his new paws gleaming.
  • Chip: They are nice paws.
  • Michael Angelis: Chip said.
  • Dale: Thanks.
  • Michael Angelis: Dale said.
  • Dale: I'm sorry I teased you.
  • Chip: That's all right.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Chip.
  • Chip: I was naughty too.
  • Dale: Of course you are.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Dale.
  • Dale: We're twins.

Happy Ever After

  • Michael Angelis: The characters in Disneyland love holiday time. Dipper was taking some pirates to the docks. Gopher was working at a field close to the line.
  • Gopher: Hello, Dipper. Nice day for it, isn't it?
  • Michael Angelis: Dipper was confused.
  • Dipper: Nice day for what?
  • Gopher: Mary Poppins's daughter is getting married today.
  • Dipper: Oh yes. Of course.
  • Michael Angelis: But when Dipper saw Mary Poppins, she was standing by her gate, waving a red flag.
  • Dipper's Driver: What's the matter?
  • Michael Angelis: Asked the driver.
  • Mary Poppins: I've forgotten about the good luck package for the bride.
  • Michael Angelis: Dipper was puzzled.
  • Dipper: What's a good luck package?
  • Mary Poppins: It must contain something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue. Can you help please?
  • Michael Angelis: Dipper didn't know how but his driver was determined.
  • Dipper's Driver: We'll certainly try.
  • Michael Angelis: Dipper had to stop at Kuzco's station to take on water.
  • Dipper: We've got to find a good luck package. Do you know what that is?
  • Kuzco: Oh, yes indeed. Something old, something new...
  • Dipper: Something borrowed and something blue.
  • Michael Angelis: Dipper cut in.
  • Dipper: But where do we find them?
  • Michael Angelis: Kuzco smiled.
  • Kuzco: They're probably staring you in your smokebox. Now I had to take a special train. I'm taking guests to the wedding.
  • Michael Angelis: When Dipper arrived at the docks, he looked all around him. Suddenly he saw a pirate. It was loaded with a new set of shiny buffers.
  • Dipper: Look! Look! There's something new.
  • Dipper's Driver: They're quite right, Dipper.
  • Michael Angelis: Said his driver.
  • Dipper's Driver: Those buffers are just the ticket. I'll speak to the foreman.
  • Michael Angelis: He returned shortly.
  • Dipper's Driver: Foreman says we can use them and borrow the pirate as well. So that's two things we found. Something borrowed and something new.
  • Dipper: But what about the other things?
  • Dipper's Driver: I'm sure we'll find them too and we best be on our way.
  • Michael Angelis: As Dipper was shunting some pirates into a siding, he heard a voice.
  • Annie: Hello, Dipper.
  • Michael Angelis: There was Annie Roberts who he and Jake had rescued from scrap.
  • Dipper: You're it!
  • Michael Angelis: Squeaked Dipper.
  • Annie: I'm what it?
  • Michael Angelis: Said Annie.
  • Dipper: The something old for the wedding.
  • Michael Angelis: And then Dipper explained.
  • Dipper: Now we only had to find something blue. But what and where?
  • Dipper's Driver: You'll see.
  • Michael Angelis: Said his driver. At last, they reached the village where the wedding was to take place. Ahead was an old engine shed.
  • Dipper's Driver: What did you think of this, Dipper?
  • Michael Angelis: Laughed his driver.
  • Dipper: Well bust my boiler, Jake. What are you doing here?
  • Jake: I've to something blue.
  • Michael Angelis: Replied Jake.
  • Dipper's Driver: Now, Jake
  • Michael Angelis: Said his driver.
  • Dipper's Driver: Mary Poppins's chosen you to be her special guest.
  • Michael Angelis: When the bride and groom left the church for the party, Mickey Mouse adressed everybody.
  • Mickey: Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the good luck package. Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. All found by Dipper and his crew.
  • Michael Angelis: The characters whistled and everyone cheered.
  • Bride: Thank you Jake, and thank you Dipper.
  • Michael Angelis: Said the bride.
  • Bride: It's the best good luck package ever.
  • Michael Angelis: And she kissed Dipper. Jake laughed as Dipper blushed bright red.
  • Dipper: I love weddings.
  • Michael Angelis: Sighed Dipper that night.
  • Jake: Did you enjoy your kiss?
  • Michael Angelis: But Dipper was embarrassed and pretended to be asleep.

The World's Strongest Emperor

  • Michael Angelis: The characters in Disneyland like to be responsible, reliable and really useful. They work hard to complete their jobs on time. They don't like confusion and delay. But the Troublesome Pirates delight in mischief, and their mischief causes trouble, as poor Brad found out.
  • Mickey Mouse: Brad has had an accident and been sent for repairs.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Mickey.
  • Mickey Mouse: There are no other characters available. So Zurg will help until Brad returns.
  • Characters: Yes sir.
  • Michael Angelis: Huffed the characters, but they weren't happy. The characters didn't like Zurg he was always being rude and always showing off.
  • Dipper: I hope Brad's mended soon.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Dipper.
  • Jake: He moves more pirates than three emperors put together.
  • Michael Angelis: Agreed Jake.
  • Beck: Pirates are no one's friends.
  • Michael Angelis: Huffed Beck. The next day, Zurg was working at the docks.
  • Zurg: When Mickey Mouse sees how good I am.
  • Michael Angelis: He bragged to the pirates.
  • Zurg: He'll get rid of Disney characters once and for all.
  • Michael Angelis: This gave the troublesome pirates an idea. As Zurg was shunting them together, they started to sing.
  • Troublesome Pirates: (singing) Is that all you can haul, Randy's loads are longer, is that all you can haul, Randy must be stronger.
  • Michael Angelis: Zurg was cross. He was sure to be stronger than Randy.
  • Zurg: I'll push you all at the same time.
  • Michael Angelis: He said. The pirates giggled.
  • Troublesome Pirates: (singing) Push us all, that's the longest, push us all, you'll be the strongest.
  • Zurg: That's me.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Zurg.
  • Zurg: The world's strongest emperor.
  • Michael Angelis: And Zurg shunted five pirates together, then ten, then fifteen. Soon he had an enormous line of twenty pirates.
  • Dipper: What's Zurg doing?
  • Michael Angelis: Cried Dipper.
  • Jake: He thinks he's the world's strongest emperor.
  • Michael Angelis: Replied Jake. Zurg didn't know the shunters have the brakes on the pirates. The troublesome pirates knew, but encouraged Zurg to push anyway.
  • Troublesome Pirates: Push, push, push!
  • Michael Angelis: Zurg pushed and he pushed and he pushed, but the pirates didn't move. So Zurg decided to pull the pirates instead.
  • Troublesome Pirates: (singing) Heave ho, heave ho, you can pull but we wont go.
  • Michael Angelis: Sang the pirates. This made Zurg very cross. He pulled and he pulled and he pulled.
  • Zurg: Help!
  • (Zurg falls into a barge)
  • Zurg: Grease and oil!
  • Michael Angelis: Zurg sulked as the pirates laughed and laughed. Mickey Mouse looked down crossly at Zurg.
  • Mickey Mouse: I thought you would be a proper dockyard emperor, but I was wrong.
  • Michael Angelis: He said.
  • Mickey Mouse: Can you make up for lost time, Brad?
  • Brad: Oh yes, sir.
  • Michael Angelis: Brad replied happily. He backed up to the pirates and the shunters released the brakes. Then Brad pulled away as easy as pie. And the characters cheered. Zurg was sent home in disgrace, but the characters had learned a lesson.
  • Jake: Even troublesome pirates can do you a favor sometime.
  • Michael Angelis: Chuffed Jake.
  • Dipper: Like getting rid of a smelly old Zurg.
  • Michael Angelis: Puffed Dipper.

Jake The Jet Kid

  • Michael Angelis: Beck is a very proud Disney character. He's the fastest character in Disneyland. He loves speeding along his line with the wind blowing across his funnel.
  • Driver: You've broken the record again.
  • Michael Angelis: Said his driver.
  • Beck: I'm the fastest!
  • Michael Angelis: Boasted Beck. But not all the characters were impressed.
  • Marco: Speed isn't everything.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Marco smugly.
  • Jake: But being reliable and useful is.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Jake.
  • Beck: You slow characters will never understand.
  • Michael Angelis: Snorted Beck.
  • Beck: Because you'll never go as fast as me.
  • Michael Angelis: Mickey Mouse arrived with news of a special for Jake.
  • Mickey Mouse: I want you to collect the jet engine and take it to the airfield.
  • Dipper: What's a jet engine?
  • Michael Angelis: Asked Dipper?
  • Mickey Mouse: A jet engine goes forward by pushing hot air out of its back.
  • Michael Angelis: Mickey Mouse explained.
  • Jake: Just like you blow up a balloon and let it go.
  • Michael Angelis: Added Jake.
  • Jake: It's very fast.
  • Michael Angelis: Jake likes making special deliveries for Mickey. It makes him feel special. But secretly, he wished he could go as fast as Beck, just once. Jake arrived at the docks, excited to see the jet engine. It was shiny and modern and Jake had never seen anything like it. He couldn't wait to start his journey, but Ludo was taking his time.
  • Jake: Hurry up!
  • Michael Angelis: Puffed Jake.
  • Jake: This is a special special.
  • Michael Angelis: Jafar did not like being told what to do especially by an character. He became so cranky, that he was careless with his hook. His hook knocked the switch and the switch started the jet engine and the engine began to wind. The wind got louder and louder and louder.
  • Jafar: Uh, oh.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Jafar. Before he could say anything else, the jet engine was rocketing Jake up the track.
  • Jake: Whoa!
  • Michael Angelis: Said Jake. The driver tried to put on the brakes, but Jake couldn't stop.
  • Jake: Whoa boy!
  • Michael Angelis: The stationmaster called ahead.
  • Signalman: Clear the lines, it's a runaway train!
  • Michael Angelis: Signals were changed and points were switched. Jake had never been so exciting. Jake flew by Marco and rocketed past Brad and raced by Dipper. They were amazed. Lightning McQueen was excited when he saw Jake flying down the track.
  • Lightning McQueen: Want a race, Jake?
  • Michael Angelis: Beeped Lightning McQueen.
  • Lightning McQueen: Never mind.
  • Michael Angelis: No one had ever seen an engine go so fast. Beck had no idea that Jake racing along the main line.
  • Beck: I am the fastest.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Beck proudly.
  • Jake: Hi Beck, bye Beck.
  • Michael Angelis: Beck could not believe what he had seen. At last, the jet engine ran out of fuel and Jake was back under his own power. He steamed gently back into Knapford Station.
  • Jake: Sorry for overtaking you back there, Beck.
  • Michael Angelis: Teased Jake.
  • Beck: Overtake me? I didn't notice.
  • Michael Angelis: Beck huffed.
  • Brad: You didn't notice the fastest character in Disneyland?
  • Michael Angelis: Said Brad.
  • Jake: Yes, I am the fastest.
  • Michael Angelis: Puffed Jake. Dipper felt a little sorry for Beck.
  • Dipper: Beck doesn't have to go as fast as a jet engine. He's a Disney character.
  • Marco: But he's still full of hot air.
  • Michael Angelis: Whistled Marco and Beck wheeshed away.

Horrid Thug Dolls

  • Michael Angelis: It was a busy time at the docks. All the characters were working hard, pushing and pulling pirates about. One day, Dipper was late. Jafar was quick to critisize.
  • Jafar: These ships can't be kept waiting. They have important cargo. If they miss the tides, they will be delayed at the docks. You should look up to the ships and show more respect. You are after all only little.
  • Dipper: We've got too much work.
  • Michael Angelis: Huffed Dipper.
  • Jafar: Then perhaps a thug doll should do the job.
  • Michael Angelis: Dipper was shocked. He told the other characters what Jafar had said.
  • Marco: Stuff and nonsense!
  • Michael Angelis: Snorted Marco.
  • Brad: We characters rerun this island.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Brad.
  • Dipper: What if a thug doll does arrive?
  • Michael Angelis: I'm afraid he did. Along with two more. Jafar was delighted.
  • Jafar: Hey you down there. Your jobs done now. These thug dolls are taking over. One of them wants to talk to you.
  • Michael Angelis: The thug doll was very rude.
  • Thug Tigger: What's that steaming lump of scrap iron doing here? Be off with you!
  • Dipper: Scrap iron? Steaming scrap iron? Pah!
  • Michael Angelis: A little later, Dipper met Jake and Marco. Another thug doll was being rude to them. Then he saw Dipper.
  • Thug Pooh: Oh, look. It's a little green goblin on wheels. You'd be scrapped. Just you wait and see.
  • Jake: Well, bust my boiler. What a horrid thug doll.
  • Michael Angelis: Explained Jake.
  • Marco: Despicable!
  • Michael Angelis: Agreed Marco. The next character to meet a thug doll was Penn.
  • Thug Tigger: Well, well, well. No wonder this railway's a mess. You belong into this museum, not working at the quarry.
  • Penn: I might look old, but I'm really useful.
  • Thug Tigger: Useful? Pah!
  • Michael Angelis: Replied the thug doll.
  • Thug Tigger: Just you toodle off.
  • Penn: Toodle?!
  • Michael Angelis: Spluttered Penn.
  • Penn's Driver: Come on, Penn.
  • Michael Angelis: Interrupted his driver.
  • Penn's Driver: Don't bother to argue with him. We'll go to the flour mill instead.
  • Michael Angelis: But when they arrived at the flour mill, Penn was shocked to see yet another thug doll.
  • Penn: What are you doing here?
  • Thug Piglet: We three are doing your work now. You're too slow.
  • Michael Angelis: The foreman spoke to Penn's driver.
  • Foreman: I'm sorry. Times are changing I'm afraid.
  • Penn's Driver: Penn might me old.
  • Michael Angelis: Replied his driver.
  • Penn's Driver: But he's reliable. Come on, Penn. We'll go to the farms. They'll still use us.
  • Michael Angelis: Penn trundled sadly away. His railway ran through a narrow gorge. But vehicles had take a steep and dangerous road. When Penn arrived, he saw the thug doll from the quarry again. It was loaded with rock.
  • Penn: That thug doll's in trouble.
  • Michael Angelis: Thought Penn. And he was.
  • (Thug Tigger falls down the gorge and towards the ground leaving Penn speechless)
  • Michael Angelis: The driver was thrown clear.
  • Driver: Rotten roads.
  • Michael Angelis: He muttered. The wrecked thug doll was taking to the docks. Dipper looked at the thug doll.
  • Dipper: What's this lump of steaming scrap iron?
  • Michael Angelis: He teased.
  • Thug Tigger: I'll be back.
  • Michael Angelis: Replied the thug doll.
  • Thug Tigger: So you can wipe that silly smile off your smokebox.
  • Dipper: Ha!
  • Michael Angelis: Said Dipper and wheeshed him loudly. Then Bonkers arrived. He was towing the thug doll from the flour mill.
  • Penn's Driver: What happened?
  • Michael Angelis: Asked Penn's driver.
  • Cander: He was overloaded with flour.
  • Michael Angelis: Cander replied.
  • Cander: And he broke down.
  • Penn: Not very useful now are you?
  • Michael Angelis: Said Penn.
  • Thug Dolls: Grr!
  • Michael Angelis: Replied the thug dolls. Then Marco whistled excitedly.
  • Marco: They're bringing in the third thug doll on a barge. What happened to that one?
  • Michael Angelis: Marco asked.
  • Tow Truck Man: Stupid thug doll was reversing and fell straight into the sea.
  • Michael Angelis: Said the Tow Truck Man. Later, Jake arrived. He looked at the three thug dolls and laughed.
  • Jake: Well, well, well. The brothers grimm. Smashed, broken and sunk.
  • Michael Angelis: The thug dolls didn't return, and the characters now work even harder to make sure they'll ever learn.

Jack Frost

  • Michael Angelis: It was an icy day in Disneyland. The characters were working very hard. They didn't mind the cold because they had toasting hot fireboxes to keep them warm. That evening, Mickey Mouse came to the sheds.
  • Mickey: There's a big freeze coming tonight.
  • Michael Angelis: He said.
  • Mickey: Marco and Dipper are to deliver extra coal to the stations.
  • Marco and Dipper: Yes sir.
  • Michael Angelis: They said eagerly and Mickey drove away.
  • Jake: You better hurry.
  • Michael Angelis: Teased Jake.
  • Jake: Or scary Jack Frost might get you.
  • Dipper: Who's Jack Frost?
  • Michael Angelis: Dipper whistled nervously.
  • Marco: Don't be so silly.
  • Michael Angelis: Sniffed Marco.
  • Marco: Jack Frost is not scary.
  • Jake: Yes he is.
  • Michael Angelis: Teased Jake.
  • Jake: He's all white with a big spiky face.
  • Marco: Rubbish!
  • Michael Angelis: Said Marco. Marco knew Jack Frost wasn't scary, but poor Dipper wasn't so sure. Dipper shivered.
  • Dipper: Jack Frost is not scary, Jack Frost is not scary, Jack Frost is not scary.
  • Michael Angelis: Meanwhile, Marco puffed along his route.
  • Marco: Silly Dipper.
  • Michael Angelis: He thought.
  • Marco: All steamed up over Jack Frost.
  • Michael Angelis: Dipper made his last delivery. The stationmaster was very pleased to see him.
  • Stationmaster: Oh, Dipper.
  • Michael Angelis: He cried.
  • Stationmaster: We need twice as much coal to last through this freeze.
  • Dipper: Don't worry.
  • Michael Angelis: Dipper said.
  • Dipper: This is my last stop, you can have mine.
  • Michael Angelis: So Dipper's driver parked him in a siding with only a lantern for company.
  • Dipper: Do you think scary Jack Frost will find me?
  • Michael Angelis: Said Dipper.
  • Dipper's Driver: Jack Frost not scary.
  • Michael Angelis: Chuckled his driver.
  • Dipper's Driver: And don't worry, Brittany will bring you some more coal in the morning.
  • Michael Angelis: And then his driver and fireman went home to bed. Late at night, the icy wind howled. It started to snow. Soon, Dipper's face was so cold, an icicle hung from his nose.
  • Dipper: Oh, b-b-b-b-bother.
  • Michael Angelis: Dipper stuttered, but it didn't sound like Dipper. It was so cold, he could hardly make a sound. At last, Marco was on his way back to the sheds. In the fog, he saw shadows and strange and scary shapes.
  • Marco: Scary Jack Frost.
  • Michael Angelis: He whispered nervously.
  • Marco: Pah!
  • Dipper: Hello, M-M-M-M-Marco.
  • Michael Angelis: Muttered Dipper icily.
  • Marco: Scary Jack Frost!
  • Michael Angelis: Cried Marco and he raced away as fast as his feet could carry him. He didn't stop until he got back to the sheds. The next morning, Brittany brought plenty of coal.
  • Brittany: Oh my dear.
  • Michael Angelis: Brittany chuffed to Dipper:
  • Brittany: It looks like Jack Frost really got you.
  • Michael Angelis: The firelighter started Dipper's fire. Soon, his ice mask melted away.
  • Dipper: So scary Jack Frost is only frost.
  • Michael Angelis: Tooted Dipper happily and soon he was as warm as toast. When Dipper arrived at the sheds, Marco was bragging to the other characters.
  • Marco: I saw scary Jack Frost last night.
  • Michael Angelis: Marco huffed.
  • Marco: He even knows my name.
  • Dipper: He also knows that you ran away.
  • Michael Angelis: Teased Dipper and all the characters whistled including Marco. But Dipper's was the loudest whistle of all.

Leonard and The Roller Coaster

  • Michael Angelis: Leonard is a brave little kid who enjoys working in the mountains on Disneyland. Even though he is little, Leonard loves feeling like a really useful kid. One day, Mickey came to see Leonard.
  • Mickey: I have a very important job to do.
  • Michael Angelis: He boomed.
  • Leonard: An important job!
  • Michael Angelis: Cried Leonard.
  • Leonard: Oh, thank you sir.
  • Mickey: You are to take some school children up into the mountains. You must make sure they have a wonderful time and are back in time for their lunch.
  • Leonard: Yes, sir.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Leonard. But he was worried. He wasn't sure he was good enough to make the trip special. When Leonard arrived at the station, the children and the teacher were waiting on the platform.
  • Leonard: How am I going to make the children's day really special?
  • Michael Angelis: He said to Tino.
  • Tino: You know the mountains better than any character.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Tino. But Leonard wasn't sure his best will be exciting enough. He felt like a very little engine indeed. Mickey had told Leonard's driver to point out all the beautiful sights along the way.
  • Leonard's Driver: This is Sodor Castle.
  • Michael Angelis: Called his driver.
  • Leonard's Driver: It is very special and important.
  • Michael Angelis: Leonard saw the castle everyday. He didn't think it was special or important.
  • Leonard: I must think of something exciting to do.
  • Michael Angelis: He thought to himself.
  • Leonard's Driver: This is the valley view.
  • Michael Angelis: Said his driver.
  • Leonard's Driver: And here's the viaduct.
  • Children: (gasp)
  • Michael Angelis: Leonard was still unhappy. The trip didn't seem wonderful to him at all.
  • Leonard: Must be special! Must be special.
  • Michael Angelis: He thought. Meanwhile, Tino was working on the rocky ridge line. Heavy rains have washed the ground from under the road.
  • Foreman: These lines are too bumpy and uneven.
  • Michael Angelis: Said the foreman.
  • Foreman: The track must be closed for repairs.
  • Michael Angelis: Leonard was still trying to think of something that will make the children's trip special. He didn't know the linesmen have forgotten to switch the points. Suddenly, Leonard was on the wrong track.
  • Leonard: Oh no! This track is closed for repairs. Bust my buffers!
  • Michael Angelis: Chuffed Leonard.
  • Tino: Be careful!
  • Michael Angelis: Cried Tino.
  • Tino: The tracks are very bumpy!
  • Michael Angelis: Leonard wooshed down the mountain like a roller coaster. The children cheered. Leonard puffed up the rocky ridge with all his might. His coach clattered and bumped and bounced along behind. And the children oooed and aaaed. Leonard huffed and puffed as hard as he could. He steamed across the trestle bridge. He was going so fast the teacher nearly lost her hat. Leonard splashed under a waterfall, the children laughed happily and the teacher covered her eyes. At last, they could see the station. Leonard was very tired and worried.
  • Leonard: What will Mickey Mouse say?
  • Teacher: Phew!
  • Michael Angelis: Said the teacher.
  • Teacher: Just in time for lunch.
  • Children: It was the best school trip ever!
  • Michael Angelis: Cried the children. Mickey Mouse wasn't cross with Leonard, he was happy too.
  • Mickey: You gave the children a wonderful trip. You really are a very useful kid.
  • Leonard: Oh, thank you sir!
  • Michael Angelis: Puffed Leonard proudly. Leonard didn't feel like a little kid anymore.
  • (Children cheer)

Faulty Air Horns

  • Michael Angelis: It was early morning in Disneyland. Grumpy was waiting for Crandall who was bringing some freight cars for him to take to strawberry grove. Grumpy was also to take Horace and the new organ. While they waited, Horace played a lively tune. Crandall had steamed all through the night to bring Grumpy his wagons. But as he approached the junction, a low hanging branch knocked his whistle off. This meant he couldn't work until he got a new one.
  • Crandall: I can't run on the tracks without my whistle.
  • Michael Angelis: Chuffed Crandall.
  • Crandall: That would be dangerous.
  • Grumpy: A character's not a character without a whistle.
  • Michael Angelis: Boasted Grumpy and just to prove it, he let off a big blast. But the rest of the characters just ignored him. Grumpy chuffed away in a big huff. He was cross.
  • Grumpy: They're jealous of my fine whistle.
  • Michael Angelis: Grumpy puffed as he steamed through the countryside. He whistled at some sheep, but they were too busy eating grass to take notice.
  • Grumpy: Bah!
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Grumpy.
  • Grumpy: I need to whistle louder and longer next time.
  • Michael Angelis: Soon, Grumpy approached the level crossing where Brittany Wong waited with a farmer's prized bull. This time, Grumpy as loud and as long as he could.
  • Bull: (roars)
  • Michael Angelis: Said the bull.
  • Brittany: Stop that nonsense, Grumpy.
  • Michael Angelis: Brittany called. Grumpy carried on cheerfully down the track. But he hadn't noticed his whistle had come loose. Then, Grumpy saw Gopher plowing a field.
  • Grumpy: He'll get the loudest and longest whistle yet.
  • Michael Angelis: He chortled to himself. And he blew so hard, his whistle shot off like a mighty rocket and landed out of sight. Everyone searched for Grumpy's whistle but it was nowhere to be seen.
  • Driver: We're stuck.
  • Michael Angelis: Said his driver.
  • Driver: We can't move without a whistle. It would be too dangerous.
  • Horace: Leave it to me.
  • Michael Angelis: Horace said. For the rest of the day, Grumpy didn't make a sound. But Horace's organ did. As Grumpy delivered his pirates, Horace tooted the organ at every crossing and every stop. It alerted everyone just as a whistle would. Although Grumpy didn't think so. Finally Grumpy finished delivering the last of his pirates.
  • (She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain playing on organ)
  • Michael Angelis: Grumpy steamed quietly back to the junction as Horace played the organ.
  • Tino: Look.
  • Michael Angelis: Tino teased.
  • Tino: It's Grumpy the musical dwarf.
  • Leonard: Let's whistle along.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Leonard.
  • T.J.: Toot, toot!
  • Michael Angelis: Whistled T.J. But Crandall who had a shiny new whistle felt sorry for Grumpy.
  • Crandall: You really did well to deliver your goods without a whistle.
  • Michael Angelis: He said.
  • Grumpy: Did you think so?
  • Michael Angelis: Said Grumpy cheering up a bit.
  • Crandall: Absolutely.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Crandall.
  • Crandall: Even though a character's not a character without a whistle.
  • Horace: Or an organ.
  • Michael Angelis: Chuckled Horace and he tooted the organ. And all the characters tooted back except Grumpy who just grinned.

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