James and Diesel's New Coaches

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James and Diesel's New Coaches is the third episode of Season 5 of Thomas the ERTL Adventures.


Sir Topham Hatt gives James and Diesel their own pairs of coaches. James and Diesel argue about who's coaches are better. They argue so much that they both crash into a cow field. Sir Topham Hatt gets cross with James and Diesel and he takes away their coaches. Sir Topham Hatt then gives the coaches to Duck and Oliver.

Characters Present

  • James
  • Mavis
  • Toby
  • Diesel
  • Elizabeth
  • Bertie
  • Sir Topham Hatt
  • Lady Hatt


  • Narrator: Sir Topham Hatt's engines were very busy. They were working happily to get their work done without causing confusion and delay. One day, Sir Topham Hatt came to see James and his brother Diesel at the docks.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: James, Diesel, I need you to get take your new coaches to the docks.
  • Narrator: James and Diesel couldn't believe it.
  • James: What kind of coaches?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: They are red ones for you, James and green ones for Diesel.
  • Diesel: Wow! We hope ones are better.
  • Narrator: So, the James Brothers raced off to get the new coaches. When they got there, there were shiny new coaches. James' coaches were red, and Diesel's were green.
  • James: Wow! Mine are so cool!
  • Diesel: Well, mine are cool too!
  • Narrator: Just then, Sunshine the Red Rocket Engine arrived.
  • Sunshine: Don't argue over!
  • James: We know.
  • Sunshine: I must go now. Bye, bye!
  • Narrator: Before Sunshine started and as the red and white smoke appeared, two green paint-balls appeared and hit both the James Brothers in their right eyes!
  • James and Diesel: AAAH!
  • James: My eye! It hurts!
  • Diesel: Mine too!!
  • James and Diesel: Aaah! Aaah! Aaaaaaaaah!
  • James: Help! This hurts!
  • Diesel: It's hurting!
  • Sunshine: Let's go!
  • Narrator: And Sunshine sped away.
  • James: It's hurting! Aw, this should take a little while! Aw, man!
  • (a "10 minutes later" title card is shown)
  • Narrator: James and Diesel's right eyes were soon feeling better. But they were starting to argue again.
  • James: My coaches are better!
  • Diesel: Mine's are better!
  • James: Mine's are better!
  • Diesel: Mine's are better!
  • James: Better!
  • Diesel: Better!
  • James: Better!
  • Diesel: Better!
  • Narrator: The James Brothers continued to argue, as James' driver coupled them to thier new coaches.
  • James: Mine would be the best!
  • Diesel: No! Mine would be the best!
  • James: No! Mine are the best!
  • Diesel: No! Mine are the best!
  • Narrator: And they sped away! The James Brothers went to the junction. Duck was waiting there for Oliver.
  • Duck: Hello, James Brothers!
  • James: Hello, Duck!
  • Duck: What are you doing?
  • James: We're taking the new coaches to the docks!
  • Duck: Wow! I like new coaches! So does Oliver.
  • Narrator: And James and Diesel left.
  • Duck: New coaches are really splendid!
  • Narrator: The James Brothers went pass stations. They went pass junctions. Lots of engines whistled. And even, Trevor the Traction Engine at the Vicor's orchard. The James Brothers were still arguing. They arrived at Great Waterton, and saw Thomas.
  • James and Diesel: Hello, Thomas.
  • Thomas: Hello, James Brothers! Where have you been?
  • James: We are going on a coach route!
  • Thomas: A coach route! That's really great!
  • James: We better be going now!
  • Narrator: And James and Diesel raced away. But they started to argue again!
  • James: Mine's are the best!
  • Diesel: No! Mine's are best!
  • James: No! Mine's are!
  • Diesel: No! Mine's are!
  • James: No! Mine's are!
  • Diesel: No! Mine's are!
  • James: Are!
  • Diesel: Are!
  • James: Are!
  • Diesel: Are!
  • Narrator: Up ahead, a track was very bumpy! As the James Brothers puffed along them, the coaches started to shake! But they didn't know. James and Diesel were filled of themselves, they didn't see that the signal was red. And they went pass it!
  • Diesel: You jumped the signal!
  • James: Did not!
  • Narrator: The two engines raced past BoCo!
  • BoCo: Slow down!
  • Narrator: But James and Diesel didn't know. They were still arguing!
  • James: My coaches are better!
  • Diesel: No! Mine's are better!
  • James: Mine's better!
  • Diesel: Mine's better!
  • James: Better!
  • Diesel: Better!
  • Narrator: Up ahead, they were some buffers, which leaded to a cow field. James and Diesel were still arguing. But, before they knew it, they crashed through the buffers and into the cow field! They stopped and saw a pair of cows. The cows were eating grass. One of the cows saw them.
  • James: What was that animal?
  • Diesel: That's one of the cows.
  • Cow 1: Shut up! I'll teach both of you!
  • Narrator: And the cow dug into the dirt. The dirt flew into James and Diesel's faces.
  • James: Ugh! Dirt!
  • Diesel: Dirt is all over!
  • Narrator: Then, Duck arrived at the crash site with Rocky.
  • Duck: Woah, James and Diesel! That's some accident there. Don't worry, I'll get you out of there. Rocky, we must help.
  • Rocky: Right.
  • Narrator: Soon, James and Diesel were back on the rails. Sir Topham Hatt was very cross.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You two have really done it this time! You've caused a lot of confusion and delay!
  • James: But, sir! We are thinking about which coaches are better!
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Silence! For your punishment, I'll take your coaches away and give it to Duck and Oliver! And you'll be staying in your sheds for two months!
  • James: NO! NOT TWO MONTHS!
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Yes! Two Months!
  • SIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Sir Topham Hatt: JAMES!! I HATE IT WHEN YOU YELLED AT ME AND SAYING SORRY TO ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I'M TAKING THE COACHES AWAY FROM YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Narrator: Later, Duck and Oliver were very proud of their new coaches that Sir Topham Hatt took away from James and Diesel.
  • Duck: I love our new coaches.
  • Oliver: Me too.
  • Duck: I wonder if James and Diesel learned never to argue again.
  • Oliver: I hope they never do that again.
  • Narrator: But as for the James Brothers, whatever they saw them, they learned that they are from Duck and Oliver. But I think they deserved their punishments, don't you?


  • Stock footage from "James & Diesel Get Painted" and "The Most Important" are used.

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