From the two ladies that appeared on "The Brady Bunch", they promote a new beauty serum for teenagers and adults. Marcia gets all the credit because she stole both of Jan's recipe and ideas for the serum. Results may vary.
- Constant Vomiting
- Bipolar Disorder
- Weight Gain
- Loss of Hair
- Bullemic Disorders
- Mood Swings
Marcia Brady: I'm Marcia Brady. While I started out being a moderately pretty preteen on the hit show "The Brady Bunch", I wasn't that pretty to be in the magazines. That's why I invented Covergal.
Jan Brady: Hey! That was my recipe!
Marcia: The secret is in Covergal's beautification serum. Which soaks right into your body.
Jan: Those were my ideas. I kept telling you.
Marcia: Giving me the glamour boosts I need to have the perfect body whenever I go to the beach and meet handsome men.
Narrator: Marcia gets all the credit because she's beautiful. Covergal; results may vary, whether you're male, female, teenager, or an adult. Side effects include: Diarrhea, Constant Vomiting, Bipolar Disorder, Weight Gain, Loss of Hair, Bullemic Disorders, and Constant Mood Swings. Covergal. Brought to you from the two lovely Brady Bunch girls; Marcia and Jan.