January 24, 2007

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Date:	January 24th, 2007
Meeting Start:	10:20 (and a half) p.m.

Contents 1 Attendance 2 Sci-Fi News 3 Committee Reports 3.1 Recruitment and Relations 3.2 Movie 3.3 Office Resource 3.4 Discussion Group 3.5 Trivia 3.6 T-Shirt or Party (when active) 3.7 No Report 4 Officers' Reports 4.1 Constable 4.2 Comm Officer 4.3 Chief of Operations 4.4 Grand Nagus 4.5 First Officer 4.6 Captain 5 Old Business 6 New Business 7 Other Organizational Announcements 8 Quotes

[edit] Attendance

• Adam K. Morand (Captain)
• Ryan Culp (Grand Nagus)
• Ashley Miller (Communications Officer)
• David Henderson (Chief of Operations)
• Taia Hartman (Constable)
• Jeff Hibbard (Vice Admiral)
• Joel"-Beta" Doran
• Andrew Evans
• Alex "Willy Wonka" Haas
• Jack Kearney
• Jon Lascelles
• Joshua Miller
• Lawrence J. Miller, IV
• Stephen E. Moellering
• Mike "Baby Seal" Niiro
• Joel Oberdieck (acting First Officer)
• Forrest Sayrs
• Alex Thompson
• Will Vesely
• "Anti-"Mike Watson
• Daniel Wentzel
• Eric "Xeen" Wills
• Guest: Naomi Davison
• Guest: Stewart (?)

There were 24 attendees, plus 2 dinosaurs, 1 monkey, and 4 Star Wars figures from Burger King.

[edit] Sci-Fi News

• ABC: Pushing Daisies series green-lighted about a man who can raise the dead.
• NBC: Opens a new channel on March 1st, called Chiller, and dedicated to horror.
• Damon Lindelof has said that Lost will end somewhere between 90 and 100 episodes.
• NBC: Ordered a pilot of the Bionic Woman.
• ABC: Daybreak canceled, but the remaining episodes will be shown on ABC.com.
• BBC: Torchwood has been renewed.
• NBC: Heroes has been renewed.
• ABC: Lost will now start at 10 p.m.

[edit] Committee Reports

[edit] Recruitment and Relations

• Two new members: Stewart and Naomi.

[edit] Movie

• Maybe the bad movie is going around; no one is paying attention.
• Possible away missions to Blood and Chocolate, Epic Movie, or Pan's Labyrinth. Pan's Labyrinth won and the away mission time on Friday will be announced in a separate email.

[edit] Office Resource

• Lights are on in the office, so it's probably there. Adam says it is.
• Anti-Mike has lost his keys, maybe in the office, so someone find them. (He also drives a Volkswagen Bug.)
• And Xeen donates an air cannon to the position of Constable. Temporary First Officer Joel and Dan say this is a terrible idea.

[edit] Discussion Group

• Will be held at Steak 'n Shake due to Jester's closing. Dan can't come because he has a job.
• Possible discussion group topics are creative things to do to VW Bugs, creative ways to steal them, or steal pants, what to do when aliens invade, how to survive velociraptors and other Jurassic Park villains, and Nazi vampires. A mix of Nazi velociraptors win.

[edit] Trivia

• Next time.

[edit] T-Shirt or Party (when active)

• Xeen has T-shirts and a list of people who need to buy them.

[edit] No Report

• Baby Seal has 19 books for one class. 15 of them are Nancy Drew books... the other four are about Nancy Drew. (For curious audience members, it's English 190: Women in Literature.)

[edit] Officers' Reports

[edit] Constable

• The day was good until Hebrew, then she got farther in her video game.

[edit] Comm Officer

• Got all her classes dropped due to a stupid system.

[edit] Chief of Operations

• Not much, and wants to remind everyone about the Oscar nomination emails and being on the mailing list.

[edit] Grand Nagus

• A class was canceled because the teacher was a no-show, and the bank has erred $0.15 in Psi Phi's favor.
  • House: No report.
  • Vault: No report.
  • Check: No report.
  • Copy: No report.
  • Savings: No report.
  • Total: No report.

[edit] First Officer

• Joel has been placed into position because Pat is AWOL.
• He has no classes, no job, no money, so he spends his time playing Diablo 2.

[edit] Captain

• He only has 12 credit hours, most are on Tues/Thurs, with only one on Wed and one on Friday. One of those credit hours is for band.

[edit] Old Business

• Zombie-alien-fest is on the way!

[edit] New Business

• B-Con is coming.
• Everyone needs to sign the log book, so membership is extended for one week (13 in favor, 3 opposed, 1 abstained).

[edit] Other Organizational Announcements

• Anime Club is on Friday at 6:30 and Forrest is securing the location.
• MCS is at the normal time on Friday, and apparently there's a Naruto card game open.
• Order of Xeen is having a meeting on Saturday.

Meeting End: 10:40 p.m.

[edit] Quotes

• Adam

  Who wants to be my first officer?

Xeen

*waves enthusiastically*

Adam

...No.

• Unknown

  Touch... the dead.

• Anti-Mike

  Are you speaking sarcastically or ironically?

David

I don't know the difference. *wink*

• Jon

  Apparently werewolves have invaded Hershey, Pennsylvania.

• Jack

  Weird equals good; confusion equals happiness.

• Anti-Mike

  Dan is being a loser.

Dan

Dan is having a job.

Xeen

Again...

• Anti-Mike

  Nazi vampire raptors.

• Joel

  Gordo's being scolded by his parents.

• Anti-Mike

  Let it be known that we are all very happy.

• Xeen

  I think I was just flashed. (By Ashley.)

• Dan

  You do have four hours of worthless life to waste.

• Anti-Mike

  It's Sharper Image, so it cleans your air.

• Xeen

  Lean over here so I can hit you.

• Anti-Mike

  I'd be B-Con'ed out.

Xeen

You wuss.

• Will

  We should buy all the miniatures and put them in a vault and swim in it like Scrooge McDuck.

• [somebody is "abstaining"]

Adam

What are you staining?

David

His abs.

• Stephen

  There will be a soundwave transforming MP3.

• David

  Velocinazis.

Anti-Mike

What you get when you fire Nazi's out of a cannon.

Joel

The 35th German Briefly-Airborne Division.

• Xeen

  Did you just call Forrest a Nazi?

Anti-Mike

Yes.

Forrest

What?