Jiminy Cricket Throws a Tantrum is a fanfiction Disney crossover with guest characters from iCarly and Sesame Street.
- Jiminy Cricket
- Carly Shay
- Sam Puckett
- Freddie Benson
- Spencer Shay
- Elmo Monster
- Grover Monster
- Oscar the Grouch
- Telly Monster
Narrator: One day, Jiminy Cricket and Pinocchio went to a music store. When Jiminy saw a Fun. CD, he went crazy!
Jiminy: I want that CD!
Pinocchio: No, Jiminy, you have lots of CDs at home! And it sucks!
Jiminy: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! I WANT THE FUN.: SOME NIGHTS CD NOW!!!!!!!
Pinocchio: YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Later that day, Pinocchio and Jiminy went to a video store. Can you guess what happened next?
Jiminy: I want that DVD!
Pinocchio: No, Jiminy, you have lots of DVDs at home.
Jiminy (screaming): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I WANT THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: TIDE AND SEEK DVD NOW!!!!!
Pinocchio: CUT THAT OUT, JIMINY!!!!!
Jiminy: NO WAY, JACKASS!!!
Pinocchio: You need to stop!
Jiminy: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I WANT THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: TIDE AND SEEK DVD!!!!!!
Narrator: Suddenly, the police officers arrived.
Oscar: STOP!!!! What are you doing?
Jiminy: Stop! I'm not gonna see any SpongeBob DVDs!
Carly: You guys, we gotta put Jiminy in jail, right now.
Sam: You're right! Let's do it!
Freddie: You're going to jail for 7 years, BUG!!!!
Jiminy: NOOOOOOOO!!! Not 7 years!!
Ernie: Yes, 7 years!!!
Jiminy: Leave me alone! You can't force me to go to jail!
Ernie: No way, jackass!
Bert: Do NOT talk to us like that!
Grover: OK, time to go to jail, let us go. (Grabs Jiminy and starts handcuffing him).
Jiminy: STOP!!!! Put me down! Put me down! And get those stupid handcuffs off of me!
Elmo: Elmo's sorry, Jiminy. If you hadn't thrown such a fit, Elmo wouldn't make them do this to you.
Jiminy: Let go of me!
Spencer: Keep it down or we'll keep you in jail for 10 years!
Telly: STOP DOING THAT BEFORE I GET THE FLYSWATTER!!!!
Jiminy: NO! NO FLYSWATTER!!!
Telly: Then quit it!
Grover: OK, it is time to take Jiminy to jail.
Jiminy: NO!!! No jail! Noooooo!!
Sam: If you don't stop this behavior, I'm going to get the insect repellent!
Jiminy: NO!! Not the insect repellent!
Carly: Cut it out!
Jiminy: I HATE EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!!!!
Spencer: You have to stop!