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Jiminy Veemon is the twenty-fourth episode of Digimon Adventure 2.
Veemon: Why can't i Digivolve? TELL ME WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! (Blow his nose on Terriermon's Ear.)
Veemon: (Realizing what he did, lets Terriermon go.) Oh sorry, i'm done.
Willis: Maybe you're tired.
Genie: Maybe you have some kind of Digi-jetlag.
Hawkmon: Is there any chance you ate some bad Chocolate?
Iago: Have you by any chance, got a severe case of fur wedgie?
Armadillomon: Maybe Chicken Soup'll help. Huh?
Iago: You know what, Veemon? I've been thinking. I was wondering if you be like him.
Veemon: Huh, be like who?
Jiminy Cricket: You Buttered your Bread. Now sleep in it!
Iago: Like Jiminy Cricket.
Armadillomon, Hawkmon, Grovermon and Terriermon: Huh?
Iago: I was just wondering if.. you be like Jiminy Cricket. You know, like when he saw Pinocchio doing bad things at Pleasure Island?
Armadillomon, Hawkmon, Grovermon and Terriermon: Hmm....
(They imagine Veemon as Jiminy Veemon, Cody as Pinocchio and Willis as Lampwick.)
Lampwick: What's the matter, Slats? Losin' your grip?
Jiminy Veemon: PINOCCHIO!!! So this is where i find you? How d'you ever expect to be a real boy? Look at yourself... Smoke, playing Pool. OWWW!! You're coming right home with me, this minute!
Lampwick: Hey... who's the Beetle?
Jiminy Veemon: Put me down!
Pinocchio: He's my conscience. He tells me what's right and wrong.
Lampwick: WHAT?!! You mean to tell me you take orders from a Grasshopper?!
Jiminy Veemon: Grasshopper?! Look here, you... you ignorant young pup! It wouldn't hurt me to take orders from Grasshopper or your conscience... if you have one.
Lampwick: Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Screwball in the corner pocket.
Jiminy Veemon: Why...why, you young hoodlum. I'l... i'l knock your block off!!
Lampwick: Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha ha!
Jiminy Veemon: Why, i'll take you apart and put you back together!
Pinocchio: Oh, don't hurt him, Jiminy. He's my best friend.
Jiminy Veemon: Why i'll... your best Friend? And what am i? Just your stinking conscience. Okay, that settles it. I've had quite enough of this... this... this push-off.
Pinocchio: But Jiminy....
Jiminy Veemon: You Buttered your Bread. Now sleep in it!
Lampwick: Ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha! Ha!
Jiminy Veemon: HA, HA, HA!! Go on, laugh! Make a Jackass out of yourself! I'm through, this is the end.
Pinocchio: But Jiminy, Lampwick says a guy only lives once.
Jiminy Veemon: Lampwick! HMMM!
Lampwick: Come on! Come on! Let him go!
Veemon: JIMINY CRICKETS!!! I can't believe you would say such a thing like that! I am nothing like Jiminy Cricket!