John Carter (2012)/Thomas are parodies with John Carter (2012) clips and Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends audio.


  • John Carter as Thomas
  • Edgar Rice Burroughs as Edward
  • Dejah Thoris as Emily
  • Lighting McQueen (from Cars) as Skarloey
  • Mater (from Cars) as Rheneas
  • Doc Hudson (from Cars) as Sir Handel
  • Sarge (from Cars) as Peter Sam
  • Luigi (from Cars) as Rusty
  • Ramone (from Cars) as Duncan
  • Fillmore (from Cars) as Duke
  • Guido (from Cars) as Freddie
  • Sherrif (from Cars) as Mighty
  • Red (from Cars) as Mac
  • Chick Hicks (from Cars) as Smudger
  • Rod "Torque" Redline (from Cars) as Bertram
  • Sally (from Cars) as Madge
  • The King (from Cars) as Luke
  • and more

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