Narrator: One peaceful day, Johnny, Mary, and Susan went to the book store. But when Johnny sees a 2011 America the Beautiful book, it happened.
Johnny: Can I have the 2011 America the Beautiful book? Since I drank 500 bottles of milk.
Mary: No, Johnny. It's a phony.
Susan: And we don't have 28 cents.
Johnny: (singing) Oh, beautiful, for fireflies! Mad Hatter's waves of green! Poor Mary is sad with Lila, above the fruited queen! America, America! Dil ate his soup for lunch! So now I'm mad with cheers and pad! From hunch to shining hunch! (stops singing, and bawls) AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!
Mary and Susan: Why, geez, Johnny! Shut up!
Narrator: Then Mary and Susan ran away from Johnny's crazy tantrum, until Oscar arrived.
Oscar: HEY!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING IN HERE?!
Johnny: STOP!!! I HATE YOU!!!
Oscar: You're punished for a million years, Johnny Test, the trouble-making baby! (sends Johnny into jail) Good-bye forever! See you never!
Johnny: WHAAAAT!!! I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!!
August 1, 2012