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Cast

  • Gwen as Olivia
  • Seymour as Lavender Anything Muppet back-up singer
  • Russel Schwombat as Pumpkin Anything Muppet back-up singer

Lyrics

Gwen: I've got the one two blues
and it's taken quite a toll on me.


Seymour and Russel Schwombat: On me.

Gwen: If I could count to ten,
I'll lose those one two blues, you see.


Seymour and Russel Schwombat: You see.

Gwen: Well, you only got two numbers,
honey, what aren't you gonna do?


Seymour and Russel Schwombat: Not do.

Gwen: It's true that it's so dark,
but still, I'm begging all of you.


Seymour and Russel Schwombat: All you.

Gwen: Please help me count to ten,
and lose those one two blues again.


Seymour and Russel Schwombat: We'll help you.

Gwen: You will? Come on, fellas.

Gwen, Seymour and Russel Schwombat: One, two, three,
Four, five, six,
Hey! Seven, eight, nine, ten!

Gwen: I've got the ten nine blues.
I've gotta get myself back at one,
quick as can be.


Seymour and Russel Schwombat: Quick as can be.

Gwen: Now I know it's just that backwards count,
But won't you please
come on and count with me?


Seymour and Russel Schwombat: With me.

Gwen: You took me up to ten,
turn my blues into glee.


Seymour and Russel Schwombat: To glee.

Gwen: But now it's just my luck.
I'm stuck, so won't you all agree?


Seymour and Russel Schwombat: Agree.

Gwen: (singing) We could all count to one,
and get those ten nine blues undone.
(spoken) Here we go now. Ready?


Gwen, Seymour and Russel Schwombat: Ten, nine, eight,
Seven, six, five,
Four, three, two, one!

Gwen: I had the one two blues.

Seymour and Russel Schwombat: And we help you.

Gwen: Yeah! I had the ten nine blues.

Seymour and Russel Schwombat: And we help you.

Gwen: Let's count them all again
and lose those blues by counting...


Gwen, Seymour and Russel Schwombat: One, two, three,
Four, five, six,
Hey! Seven, eight, nine, ten!
I said a one, two, three,
Four, five, six...

Gwen: Seven, I said a seven, eight, nine, ten!

Seymour and Russel Schwombat: Oh, yeah!

Gwen: Yeah! Oh, yeah! All right! Hey, gimme ten!

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