Cast[]
- Jonah Hex as Kermit the Frog
- Quentin Turnbull as Gonzo the Great
- Lilah as Annie Sue Pig
- Cassie as Miss Piggy
- Doctor Cross Williams as Dr. Teeth
- Lieutenant Grass as Animal
- Ulysees S. Grant as Floyd Pepper
- Smith as Crazy Harry
- Lieutenant Evan as Beaker
- Colonel Slocum as Johnny Fiama
- Adleman Lusk as Sal Minella
- Jeb Turnbull as Beaker
- Brent Hinds as Pepe the King Prawn (cameo)