Archive of bokes which are less than a week old.
Please number each boke and make sure that the source is cited correctly for each one.
Question: What brand of mobile phones do sailors use? Answer: Siemens.
Annotation: "Siemens" is a pun on "SEA-MENS'".
Moody: "Be right back." Miao: "Why? I thought you wanted me to be the central midfielder?"