Narrator: One day, Barney was playing with Joycelyn and Angelina. Then, he found a weapon.
Barney: BJ, Baby bop! I found a gumball machine!
Narrator: Baby bop and BJ rushed over with their scooters to see what was the matter.
Baby bop: What's going on?
BJ: OOOOH! Barney's right! There is a gumball machine!
Barney: I love gumballs!
Baby bop: Me too!
BJ: Me three!
Joycelyn and Angelina: Us too!
Narrator: Suddenly, Joycelyn grabbed the weapon and- thinking it was a gumball machine- put a quarter in it!
BJ: Yay! It's raining gumballs!
Narrator: But this weapon was now broken, so it started shooting gumballs all over the place!
Joycelyn: IT'S HEADED RIGHT FOR ME!!!!!! (Gumball shoots her)
Angelina: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Gumball also shoots her)
Narrator: Barney, Baby bop, and BJ, all hid behind a bush.
Baby bop: What do we do, Barney?
Barney: I don't know.
BJ: Barney, I peed on the ground because a gumball was heading for Joycelyn and Angelina. What should I do?
Barney: (Annoyed) I DON'T KNOW!
Baby bop: Barney, I'm scared. WAAAAAH! (Tearful) What should I d-do?
Barney: FOR THE LAST DAMN FREAKIN' TIME, I DON'T KNOW!!
Narrator: Then, the KND emerged from a bush nearby the bush Barney and friends were hiding.
Number one: Why did you break our weapon?
Number two: You shoudn't put quarters in it!
Number three: You are mean!
Number four: We will probably do something bad to you.
Number five: That weapon was not a gumball machine!
Baby bop: We're sorry.
BJ: We didn't mean to break your weapon.
Barney: We just thought it was a gumball machine.
Number three: You are still mean and it's not nice to break somebody elses things!
Barney, BJ, Baby bop: WAAAAAAAAAAAH! WE'RE SO, SO SORRY!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAH!
Narrator: That night Barney had a sleepover with BJ and Baby bop. They went to bed at 11:40.
Number one (Near the front door): Ok, guys, remember what to do?
Others: (Shouts of agreement)
Number one: Ok, bring your weapons, and lets go.
KND: Barney, were on the first step, Barney were on the second step.
Narrator: The KND skipped many of the stairs.
KND: Barney, were in the hallway. Barney, were in your room. Barney, were stabbing Baby bop.
KND: Barney, were stabbing BJ, Barney, were near your bed.
KND: Barney, were on your bed......
Number three: And that's why you shouldn't take our weapons and break them.
Number 4: Nighty night!
KND: Barney, YOU ARE DEAD!
Narrator: Then, now that Barney and friends were dead, they never touched any of the KND's weapons again. The end.