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Narrator: One day, Barney was playing with Joycelyn and Angelina. Then, he found a weapon.

Barney: BJ, Baby bop! I found a gumball machine!

Narrator: Baby bop and BJ rushed over with their scooters to see what was the matter.

Baby bop: What's going on?

BJ: OOOOH! Barney's right! There is a gumball machine!

Barney: I love gumballs!

Baby bop: Me too!

BJ: Me three!

Joycelyn and Angelina: Us too!

Narrator: Suddenly, Joycelyn grabbed the weapon and- thinking it was a gumball machine- put a quarter in it!

BJ: Yay! It's raining gumballs!

Narrator: But this weapon was now broken, so it started shooting gumballs all over the place!

Joycelyn: IT'S HEADED RIGHT FOR ME!!!!!! (Gumball shoots her)

Angelina: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Gumball also shoots her)

Narrator: Barney, Baby bop, and BJ, all hid behind a bush.

Baby bop: What do we do, Barney?

Barney: I don't know.

BJ: Barney, I peed on the ground because a gumball was heading for Joycelyn and Angelina. What should I do?

Barney: (Annoyed)  I DON'T KNOW!

Baby bop: Barney, I'm scared. WAAAAAH! (Tearful) What should I d-do?

Barney: FOR THE LAST DAMN FREAKIN' TIME, I DON'T KNOW!!

Narrator: Then, the KND emerged from a bush nearby the bush Barney and friends were hiding.

Number one: Why did you break our weapon?

Number two: You shoudn't put quarters in it!

Number three: You are mean!

Number four: We will probably do something bad to you.

Number five: That weapon was not a gumball machine!

Baby bop: We're sorry.

BJ: We didn't mean to break your weapon.

Barney: We just thought it was a gumball machine.

Number three: You are still mean and it's not nice to break somebody elses things!

Barney, BJ, Baby bop: WAAAAAAAAAAAH!  WE'RE SO, SO  SORRY!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAH!

Narrator: That night Barney had a sleepover with BJ and Baby bop. They went to bed at 11:40.

Number one (Near the front door): Ok, guys, remember what to do?

Others: (Shouts of agreement)

Number one: Ok, bring your weapons, and lets go.

KND: Barney, were on the first step, Barney were on the second step.

Narrator: The KND skipped many of the stairs.

KND: Barney, were in the hallway. Barney, were in your room. Barney, were stabbing Baby bop.

KND: Barney, were stabbing BJ, Barney, were near your bed.

KND: Barney, were on your bed......

Number three: And that's why you shouldn't take our weapons and break them.

Number 4: Nighty night!

KND: Barney, YOU ARE DEAD!

Narrator: Then, now that Barney and friends were dead, they never touched any of the KND's weapons again. The end.

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