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Kara and The Pipe is an Ash & Friends spoof to Marion and The Pipe.

Cast

  1. Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Terry McGinnis as Gordon (Will Friedle)
  3. Alexander "Alex" O'Connell as Percy (Chris Marquette)
  4. Bumpty The Penguin as Bill (Lainie Fraiser)
  5. Raphael The Raven as Ben (Phil LaMarr)
  6. Kara Perkins as Marion (Lisa Ortiz)
  7. Tai Kamiya as Stanley (Joshua Seth)
  8. Emmitt Roswell as Timothy (Billy West)

Transcript

  • Mark Moraghan: It was a bright, sunny day on the land of YTV. Kara Perkins was repairing the embankment on the main road."
  • Kara: Nothing gets my hands pumping like digging a nice, fresh hole."
  • Mark Moraghan: The only thing Kara liked more than digging holes was telling the characters all the things she dug up from holes. Unfortunately, the other characters didn't always want to stop and listen to Kara's stories."
  • Kara: Ah, good morning, Alex! Did I tell you about the time I dug up a whole hoard of roman coins?
  • Alex: Uh, I think you have, Kara. Sorry. I've got changelings to deliver. Bye.
  • Terry: Express coming through!
  • Workman #1: "Look out!"
  • Workman #2: "Stop!"
  • Workman #3: "Hey! Stop!"
  • Terry: "Ohh!"
  • (Terry stops just in time)
  • Terry: Watch where you're swinging that shovel of yours!
  • Kara: Terry, let me tell the story of the time I unearthed the fossil of a woolly mammoth."
  • Terry: Not today, thank you. The express waits for no story.
  • Kara: No appreciation for good old-fashioned dirt, that buffalo.
  • Mark Moraghan: Kara had nearly finishing repairing the embankment when Ash arrived. And he loved hearing Kara's stories.
  • Kara: Ash!
  • Ash: Hello, Kara! You never finished telling me about the time you dug up that treasure chest.
  • Kara: Oh, yes. It was a few years ago, in a very interesting area of gravel, and all the sudden, I dug up some pirate treasure.
  • Ash: Wow!
  • Kara: There were rubies and emeralds and giant diamond as big as your..." (Hits something in the ground) "Ooh! Goodness gracious me! I found something! Do you know what this is, Ash?
  • Ash: It looks like... a water pipe?
  • Kara: (Laughs) "A pipe? Nonsense! This is a mast from a viking longship!
  • Ash: I'm pretty sure it's a pipe. Anyway, I'll see you later, Kara. I've got to go.
  • Kara: Yes, yes. I'm quite sure of it. Oh, marvelous mud! What a discovery!"
  • (Pipe breaks)
  • Kara: Oh, ahem. It is a water pipe. Nothing a good shovelful of mud can't fix."
  • Mark Moraghan: The next day, Ash was approaching the embankment again when he spotted something worrying."
  • Ash: Bust my hands! Kara must have broken that water pipe, and now it's leaking. That could be dangerous."
  • Kara: Now, Bumpty and Raphael, who wants to play a game of "Guess what's in my shovel". Come on. See if you can guess.
  • Bumpty: Oh, that's a tough one. Let me think. Is it a bunch of bananas?
  • Kara: Wrong! Guess again.
  • Raphael: Is it a flock of sheep?
  • Kara: No! Last try.
  • Bumpty and Raphael: Is it mud?
  • Kara: You're right! Marvelous mud!
  • Bumpty: This game never gets old, does it?
  • Ash: Kara! You did dig up a water pipe yesterday, and I think it's leaking!"
  • Kara: "Nonsense, Ash! I told you it was, uh... just some more pirate treasure. It's, um, quite common in YTV.
  • Ash: "I thought you said it was a viking longship."
  • Kara: "Did I? Are you sure? Oh! Look at this lovely thick clay. It's quite extraordinary..."
  • Ash: Kara, you must come!"
  • Kara: All right, Ash. If you insist." (Gasps) "Ohh!"
  • Ash: Come on, Kara. Hurry! We've got to get there quickly. Kara?
  • Kara: Marvelous mud! Look at the lovely dirt along here, Ash.
  • Ash: If that pipe keeps leaking, it'll close the main road!"
  • Kara: "Alright, alright. I'm coming. It's perfectly fine. I told you there was nothing to worry about, Ash. See?"
  • Ash: I'm sure I saw water."
  • Kara: Never mind, Ash. Come back to the clay pits. Have I ever shown you my rock collection?"
  • (The dirt around the pipe starts to break)
  • Kara: "Bouncing boulders!"
  • Ash: "Look out!"
  • (Mud falls onto the path)
  • Kara: "Oh dear! It was a water pipe I found. What a mess, Ash. I'm sorry. What shall we do?"
  • Ash: You need to clear the path while I warn the other characters."
  • Kara: "Righto!"
  • Mark Moraghan: Legs pumping and shovel digging, Kara worked harder than ever."
  • Ash: I hope Kara gets the path cleared before any... oh no!"
  • Terry: Express coming through!"
  • (Kara sees Terry coming)
  • Kara: (Grunting)
  • Terry: "Out of the way!"
  • Kara: "Fore!"
  • (Kara kicks the boulder out of the way)
  • Ash: Kara, you did it!"
  • Kara: "Did I ever tell you about the time a trainer dug a silly earth pony out of a deep whole?"
  • Ash: No, I don't think you have... oh, wait a second! I get it! You mean me!"
  • Terry: Thank you for your help today. Next time I dig up a water pipe, I'll tell someone."
  • Mark Moraghan: And so Ash walked back to his station, and Kara puffed back to the clay pits. She was feeling very tired after her adventure."
  • Raphael: Hello, Kara. Fancy a game of "Guess what's in my shovel"?"
  • Kara: Oh, I don't know."
  • Bumpty: Come on. I'll go first. Is it a bucket of fish?"
  • Kara: Nope! Guess again."
  • Bumpty: Is it a big wobbly jelly?"
  • Kara: No, last try."
  • Bumpty and Raphael: "Is it mud?"
  • Kara: "Nope. It's a chest of pirate treasure!"
  • Bumpty and Raphael: "It is?"
  • Kara: "No, not really. It's mud!"
  • Kara, Bumpty and Raphael: (Laugh)
  • Bumpty: Nice one, Kara!"
  • Raphael: "Good one!"

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