Ken's Ghostly Christmas is an Ash and Friends spoof to the Thomas and Friends Double Length episode: Diesel's Ghostly Christmas.

Cast in both parts

  1. Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Kevin Keene as Edward (Matt Hill)
  3. Ken of the Pokemon Mystery Club as Diesel (Marc Thompson)
  4. Sakura Avalon as Emily (Carly McKillip)
  5. Earthworm Jim as Salty (Dan Castellaneta)
  6. Evan Daniels as Paxton (Neil Denis)
  7. Prince Nestor as Scruff (???)
  8. Skunk as Whiff (Jules De Jongh)
  9. King Bowser Koopa as Cranky (Harvey Atkin)
  10. Steven Ketchum as Sir Topham Hatt (Dan Green)
  11. Robert Hawkins as Sir Robert Norramby The Earl (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  12. Alexander "Alex" O'Connell as Percy (Chris Marquette)
  13. Funky Kong as Rocky (Damon D'Oliveira)
  14. Raimundo Pedrosa as James (Tom Kenny)
  15. Kurt Wagner as Norman (Brad Swaile)
  16. Suzy as Annie (Megan Hollingshead)
  17. Pietra as Clarabel (Carol Jacobanis)
  18. Jackie Chan as Toby (James Sie)
  19. Princess Kitana as Henrietta (Cree Summer)
  20. Lone Star as Mr. Percival (Benito Martinez)
  21. Carlos Blake as The Duke of Boxford (Steven Blum)
  22. Stella Blake as The Duchess of Boxford (Susan Roman)
  23. Wilhelmina Ketchum as Lady Hatt (Amy Birnbaum)
  24. Ellen Ketchum as Dowager Hatt (Carol Jacobanis)

Transcript For Both Parts

Part 1

  • Mark Moraghan: Christmas is the busiest time of the year for the characters of YTV. There are more passengers and more deliveries than at any other time of the year.
  • Kevin: "Merry Christmas, Ash! All ready for Star Swirl the Bearded's grand Christmas lunch tomorrow?"
  • Ash: Not yet, Kevin. I have to take these singers to their rehearsal, and then, take all those Beedrill up to the castle."
  • Kevin: (Chuckles) "You are busy, Ash.
  • Ash: "Oh dear. Hello, sir. Merry Christmas!"
  • Kevin: "I'm afraid I'm not feeling very merry at the moment, Ash. I'm suppose to be at the docks. But I twisted my ankle, so I can't drive. Oh! Would you be able to take me instead?"
  • Ash: Oh. I'd love to help, sir. But I have to take the singers to their rehearsal, and then Beedrill up to..."
  • Steven: Oh, well. Don't mind me, then."
  • Ash: But if one of my friends can help me, sir, I'm sure I can help you."
  • Steven: Whooaa!" (Falls down onto a cart)
  • Ash: Merry Christmas, Ken!
  • Ken: Huh! What reason have we to be merry?"
  • Ash: I was wondering if you'd help me."
  • Ken: No, Ash! I can't help you. I'm busy."
  • Ash: (Sighs) "Ken is as helpful as a chocolate firebox."
  • Sakura: (Humming Deck the Halls)
  • Ash: Sakura!
  • Mark Moraghan: "Luckily, Sakura was happy to help Ash. So he was able to take Steven to the docks."
  • Bowser: "Hurry up with that cart, Earthworm Jim! These chains are coming loose."
  • Earthworm Jim: Arr! My body's frozen. I can't make it to you in time."
  • Bowser: Whoa! Ken, help me! You need to push that cart under that path."
  • Ken: I don't need to do anything. I've got enough jobs to do without helping you do yours!"
  • Bowser: Whoa!
  • Earthworm Jim: Arr! Shiver me timbers! The tree! Arr!"
  • (Tree falls on Earthworm Jim)
  • Ken: Whoops!
  • Bowser: "If you've been bothered to help, Ken, this never would have happened."
  • Ken: That's not my problem."
  • Earthworm Jim: But Ken, Christmas is a time for good will."
  • Ken: Huh, Bah Humbug!"
  • Mark Moraghan: At last, the huge Christmas tree was loaded onto a cart for Evan to deliver to the castle."
  • Evan: Oh, that's a big one. I think I might need some help."
  • Ash: Oh, maybe Ken can help you. He doesn't have anymore Beedrill.
  • Ken: Oh! I told you I'm busy!"
  • Ash: (Sighs) Ken!
  • Mark Moraghan: Evan set off for the castle. But the huge tree was rolling around so much, the chains were coming loose. And with no back animal to see what was happening, there was nobody to warn Evan.
  • Evan: Ahhh!"
  • (Crash!)
  • Evan: Ow!"
  • Children: "Merry Christmas!"
  • Ken: Bah Humbug!"
  • Evan: Ken, you came to help after all."
  • Ken: No I didn't! One of those other characters that likes being helpful will be along soon enough."
  • Evan: But... but... ah."
  • Ash: Evan are you okay?"
  • Evan: Yes, I'm fine. Just a bit off the path, that's all."
  • Ash: That path looks like it'll need some repairs. But, was that Ken who just went by?"
  • Evan: Yes, but I think Ken must be very busy today, Ash.
  • Ash: I'd like to find a way to teach that unhelpful Ken just what being helpful is all about."
  • Mark Moraghan: That evening, when Ken returned, he found the creature works mysteriously deserted.
  • Ken: Hello? Hello? Where is everybody? Okay, you can stop messing around now."
  • (Light comes on)
  • Ken: Ahh! What's that?"
  • Sakura (In a ghostly voice): "Oooooooh!"
  • Ken: Ahhhh! Who's there?"
  • Sakura (In a ghostly voice): "Oooooooh! I'm a wise ghost. And I'm here to warn you to stop being such an unhelpful draconequus."
  • Ash (Whispering): "I think we need more steam."
  • Sakura: "Just go away!"
  • Sakura (In a ghostly voice): "You shall be visited by three more ghosts before Christmas. Oooooooh! Steven says he needs you to go to the docks tonight, or you'll be in big trouble."
  • Ken: Big trouble?"
  • Sakura: (Giggles) "This plan of yours is a great plan, Ash.
  • Ash: (Giggles)
  • Mark Moraghan: Ken raced quickly into the docks. He had been scared by the ghost, and didn't like the sound of being in even more trouble."
  • Ken: Sir? Are you here, sir?"
  • Bowser: (Snores)
  • Ken: Ahh! Bowser, was that you?"
  • Bowser: (Snores)
  • Ken: (Gulps)
  • Earthworm Jim: Whoooooo! Whoooooo! I am the Ghost of Christmas Past!"
  • Ken: I, I should go. I think Ash needs my, my help at the yards."
  • Earthworm Jim: Arrr! You help Ash? When was the last time you helped someone, Ken?
  • Ken: Well..."
  • Earthworm Jim: Arrr! Let's go back and see, shall we? Whoooooo! Arrr! You weren't helpful that time you pushed those Beedrill into the sea, were you? And, you weren't helpful when you spilled milk on Steven either. And, you definitely were not helpful when you refused to move the cart yesterday. Poor old Earthworm Jim! Poor old Earthworm Jim!"
  • Ken: (Screams)
  • Earthworm Jim: So, how did poor old Earthworm Jim do? Whooooo!"
  • Bowser: "Spooooky."
  • Bowser and Earthworm Jim: (Laugh)
  • Earthworm Jim: "Spooky indeed!"

Part 2

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