FANDOM


Kids' WB!, FOX Kids, The FOX Box and 4KidsTV/The Fogman & Other Stories (US) is a parody spoof featuring audio from The Fogman & Other Stories and clips from former Saturday Morning blocks. This is served by Pikachufreak.

Cast

  • Ash Ketchum (from Pokemon) as Thomas
  • Kevin Keene (from Captain N: The Game Master) as Edward
  • Tai Kamiya (from Digimon) as Henry
  • Scott Summers (from X-Men: Evolution) as Gordon
  • Al Smith (from Hoop-a-Joop) as James
  • Mushra (from Shinzo) as Percy
  • Puss In Boots (from The Adventures of Puss In Boots) as Toby
  • Sonic The Hedgehog (from Sonic X) as Bertie
  • Lorelei Brooks and Jordan Hanson (from Goldfish Warning!) as Annie and Clarabel
  • Clover (from All Hail King Julien) as Henrietta
  • Bugs Bunny (from The Looney Tunes Show) as Sir Topham Hatt
  • Virgil Hawkins (from Static Shock) as Duck
  • Chance Furlong and Jake Clawson alias T-Bone and Razor (from SWAT Kats) as Donald and Douglas
  • Bumpty The Penguin and Raphael The Raven (from Tetris Attack) as Bill and Ben
  • Turbo (from Turbo FAST) as Trevor
  • Falkner (from Fighting Flyer With Fire) as Harold
  • Lily Parker (from Glitter Force) as Mavis
  • King Bowser Koopa (from Mario) as Cranky
  • Earthworm Jim (from Earthworm Jim) as Salty
  • Captain Planet (from Captain Planet and The Planeteers) as Harvey
  • Malinda Doe (from Marilyn) as Elizabeth

Script

The Fogman

  • Alec Baldwin: It was winter on the land of Cartoons. The first fogs had begun to roll in from the sea. Ash, Lorelei and Jordan like the quiet of the valley. But Ash must be careful of rocks that sometimes roll onto the path. Seymour the Scientist has a very important job. He puts detonators on the path to warn the characters when there's fog ahead.
  • (Boom!)
  • Ash: Oooh.
  • Alec Baldwin: Shivered Ash as he ran over the detonator.
  • Ash: That made my axles tingle.
  • Ash's Driver: Seymour's done his job.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said his driver.
  • Ash's Driver: We better slow down. There's fog ahead.
  • Ash: Thank you, Seymour.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Ash. That night at the sheds, Bugs Bunny had something special to show the characters. It was very large and strange looking.
  • Mushra: What is it?
  • Alec Baldwin: Asked Mushra.
  • Bugs: It's a new invention, a railway foghorn.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: It warns you when there's fog ahead. Like this.
  • (The foghorn begins to wail and bricks from the roof fall down into the floor then it turns off)
  • Mushra: That's loud!
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Mushra.
  • Al: Too loud.
  • Alec Baldwin: Huffed Al.
  • Scott: Sounds like a tugboat to me.
  • Alec Baldwin: Grumbled Scott. Ash looked worried.
  • Ash: What will Seymour do now?
  • Alec Baldwin: He asked.
  • Bugs: It will begin in a much needed rest.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: Besides, this new foghorn will be more reliable.
  • Ash: Poor Seymour.
  • Alec Baldwin: Whispered Ash.
  • Ash: He's been scrapped.
  • Alec Baldwin: The next day, Alex was cheerfully chuffing through Misty Valley when suddenly...
  • (The foghorn wails again)
  • Mushra: Oh, Jeepers!
  • Alec Baldwin: Exclaimed Mushra.
  • Mushra: That foghorn is so loud it rattles my dome. It doesn't even make my axles tingle.
  • Mushra's Driver: Still, we better slow down.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said his driver.
  • Mushra's Driver: There's fog ahead.
  • Alec Baldwin: The foghorn had been so loud that it made the hillside shake. No sooner was Mushra out of sight, when one rock fell, then another and another. Before long, the track was blocked and the foghorn was crushed. Not far away. Ash was puffing happily right on time.
  • Ash: I can't see a thing!
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Ash. And then before he could think of anything else...
  • (Crash!)
  • Ash: Bust my buffers!
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried Ash.
  • Ash: What happened to the foghorn?
  • Ash's Driver: I don't know.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said his driver.
  • Ash's Driver: But at least nobody's been hurt.
  • Ash's Fireman: Puss will be coming down the line any minute.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said his fireman.
  • Ash: If there's no foghorn here...
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: He'll run into us.
  • Voice: Leave it to me.
  • Alec Baldwin: Called a voice from the fog.
  • Ash: It's Seymour!
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: I hope he's in time.
  • Alec Baldwin: Puss and Clover were chuffing along. Puss was looking forward for a well earned drink at the station when...
  • (Boom!)
  • Puss: Fog detonators!
  • Alec Baldwin: Puffed Puss.
  • Puss' Driver: There must be fog ahead.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said his driver.
  • Puss' Driver: We better slow down.
  • Alec Baldwin: And just around the next bend, with his axles still tingling, Puss was very glad they did. Otherwise, they would've crashed into Ash's wreck. Soon the tracks were cleared and Ash was back on the rails.
  • Ash: If it hadn't been for Seymour...
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: Puss might have had a worst accident than me.
  • Bugs: Instead of replacing Seymour with a foghorn...
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: We'll replace the foghorn with Seymour. You're cleary more reliable.
  • Seymour: Thank you, sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Seymour.
  • Puss: And thank you.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Puss.
  • Ash: New inventions are all very well.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
  • Mushra: Well they don't make my axles tingle.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Mushra.

No Sleep For King Koopa

  • Alec Baldwin: The Cartoon University is one of the busiest schools on all of the land of Cartoons. It's where students and teachers alike are busy day and night, every day of the year. But poor King Bowser Koopa never gets a nap. He never gets to sleep early, he works all the time and his only company are the gulls that settle on his arm. So Bowser is always cranky.
  • Jim: Ahoy there, Bowser.
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried Jim.
  • Bowser: Where have you been!?
  • Alec Baldwin: Snapped Bowser.
  • Jim: And a good day to you capn.
  • Alec Baldwin: Bumpty and Raphael arrive for work full of mischief.
  • Bowser: Hurry up!
  • Alec Baldwin: Snapped Bowser.
  • Bowser: I haven't got all day.
  • Bumpty: You're no fun.
  • Alec Baldwin: Grumbled Bumpty.
  • Bowser: You wouldn't be fun if you were stuck up here.
  • Alec Baldwin: Snapped Bowser.
  • Bumpty: So that's why you're cranky.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Bumpty.
  • Raphael: You're lonely.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Raphael.
  • Bowser: I'm not!
  • Alec Baldwin: Bowser cranked.
  • Jim: So it's company you'd be needing.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Jim.
  • Jim: Reminds me of a lonely old bank's lighthouse keeper.
  • Bowser: Not another one of your stories.
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried Bowser.
  • Bumpty and Raphael: Oh please, Jim.
  • Alec Baldwin: They chimed.
  • Bumpty and Raphael: We haven't heard it.
  • Jim: Twas in the middle of the wee naughty storm.
  • Alec Baldwin: Jim began.
  • Jim: The likes of which he sees once in a lifetime.
  • Alec Baldwin: This made Bowser very cranky. So cranky that he swung his arm around and dropped the pipes onto the tracks instead of the Beedrill.
  • Bowser: Whoops!
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Bowser meekly.
  • Jim: You blown the main down, matey.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Jim. The characters were trapped.
  • Bumpty and Raphael: You're gonna get into trouble.
  • Alec Baldwin: Sang Bumpty and Raphael. Bugs Bunny was in his office being measured for his new suit. When he heard the news, he left inmediately for the docks. Bugs Bunny knew that any delay at the docks could cause trouble.
  • Bugs: You had made a terrible mess, Bowser.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said sternly.
  • Bowser: I'm sorry, sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: Bowser whispered.
  • Bugs: You characters will have to stay here tonight until Planet clears up this mess in the morning.
  • Alec Baldwin: Bowser's heart sank as Jim uttered those faithful words.
  • Jim: It reminds me of a story. It was a bitter cold winter. The brave little ship was stuck until the ice melted the next spring. He barely made it round the cape after a hundred scary days at sea without a scratch. He sailed into port and crashed his bout in 50 feet from my buffers. Luckily no one was hurt.
  • Bowser: Except my ears.
  • Alec Baldwin: Wailed Bowser. Jim spent all night telling tales of powerful storms, daring rescues and brave little ships. And when the sun rose, he was still talking and talking and talking.
  • Bowser: I can't take anymore.
  • Alec Baldwin: Groaned Bowser. Captain Planet arrived.
  • Planet: Bugs Bunny sent me to help clear away this mess.
  • Alec Baldwin: He puffed proudly. Bowser was so pleased the characters will be going soon, he forgot to be cranky.
  • Bowser: I'll never misbehave again.
  • Alec Baldwin: He promised.
  • Bowser: As long as I don't have to listen to anymore of Jim's stories.
  • Alec Baldwin: And after Jim and the workmen had cleared the wreckage, Bowser worked hard all day. He carefully loaded the Beedrill, helped speed the characters on their way and he said please and thank you.
  • Ash: This is new.
  • Alec Baldwin: Puffed Ash. But he had spoken too soon. Bowser couldn't help himself.
  • Mushra: It was nice while it lasted.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Mushra. And all the characters laughed. But Bowser who was still cranky.

Earthworm Jim's Secret

  • Alec Baldwin: All the characters on the land of Cartoons love their work. But sometimes there was too much work. That's what Steven brings new characters to the island. Earthworm Jim is one of these characters. He loves to tell tales of the sea.
  • Jim: We heave until the old favor quite the tide. Arrgh, it's good to be useful.
  • Alec Baldwin: Jim was excited about coming to the land of Cartoons. Islands are surrounded by the sea. Jim loves the sea. Soon Jim arrived at his new job.
  • Jim: Ahoy, mateys. Jim, pride of the seven seas. I'm the space worm and I'm here to give you some help.
  • Alec Baldwin: Bumpty and Raphael didn't think they needed any help, especially from a space worm.
  • Lily: Welcome to Center Island Quarry.
  • Alec Baldwin: Lily said proudly. Jim looked all around. Everywhere he looked, he saw nothing but rocks.
  • Jim: A quarry?!
  • Alec Baldwin: He cried.
  • Jim: There must be some mistake. I'm a dockyard diesel.
  • Lily: You're a quarry diesel now.
  • Alec Baldwin: Lily said. And she explained that they had to complete an important job for Bugs Bunny. Jim was sad that he wouldn't be working by the sea. But he knew what it meant to be a really useful character and he sent to work at once.
  • Jim: Ah well.
  • Alec Baldwin: Jim said.
  • Jim: At least they're be Beedrill.
  • Lily: You better mind them.
  • Alec Baldwin: Lily said.
  • Lily: They can be a bother.
  • Bumpty: He won't last five minutes.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Bumpty.
  • Raphael: Those Beedrill will trip him up soon enough.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Raphael. But to Bumpty and Raphael surprised, the Beedrill seem to give Jim no trouble at all.
  • Jim: Yo-ho-ho and the bucket of prawns the tiller spins and the captain yawns. Yo-ho-ho and the bucket of prawns the tiller spins.
  • Alec Baldwin: Sang Jim.
  • Beedrill: And the captain yawns.
  • Alec Baldwin: Sang the Beedrill. Thanks to Jim, Bugs Bunny's important job was almost done. Bumpty and Raphael were surprised and a little jealous.
  • Raphael: Here comes Mr. Show Off.
  • Alec Baldwin: Grouched Raphael.
  • Lily: You have to admit he's got a neck with those Beedrill.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Lily.
  • Bumpty: Driver says he'll board the boats off his stories.
  • Alec Baldwin: Huffed Bumpty. But Jim didn't say a word. He didn't come near the shed. Mel was worried. She rolled along side and asked him what he was doing on his own.
  • Jim: Oh I thought I might I catch a bit of sea breeze.
  • Lily: You really miss the sea, don't you?
  • Alec Baldwin: Asked Lily.
  • Jim: Aye.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Jim.
  • Jim: I do.
  • Alec Baldwin: But Jim knew the quarry work was important. The next day he tried to show Bumpty and Raphael his secret with the Beedrill.
  • Jim: I like working to a musical rhythm.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Jim: And so did the Beedrill. Why don't you give it a try, me harties?
  • Bumpty: Here we go, here we go, here we go.
  • Raphael: No we don't, no we don't, no we don't don't don't.
  • Alec Baldwin: But try as they might, Bumpty and Raphael could not move the Beedrill the way Jim could. Later that day, Bugs Bunny came to the quarry. He was surprised the job had been completed.
  • Bugs: Well done.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Lily: It was Jim.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Lily.
  • Lily: We couldn't have done it without him.
  • Bugs: Then I've got a bigger job for you, Jim.
  • Jim: Aye-aye, Sir. What kind of quarry is it?
  • Bugs: Quarry?
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: I'm sending you to Brendam Docks.
  • Jim: The docks!
  • Alec Baldwin: Jim explained.
  • Jim: The docks are hard by the sea! Oh thank you Sir!
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Jim: This reminds me of the time in bimini.
  • Alec Baldwin: And Jim was telling stories again. Jim loves Brendam Docks. He gets more work done then three characters and feels really useful. And only the Beedrill know his secrets.
  • Jim: Yo-ho-ho and the bucket of prawns the tiller spins and the captain yawns.

Captain Planet To The Rescue

  • Alec Baldwin: The characters on Bugs Bunny's town love the Cartoon University. There's always lots of work to keep them busy. And they enjoyed seeing new arrivals onto the land of Cartoons. An exciting new arrival was an character King Bowser Koopa was unloading. It was heavy.
  • Bowser: This makes my chain ache.
  • Alec Baldwin: Groaned Bowser.
  • Bugs: This is Captain Planet.
  • Alec Baldwin: Bugs Bunny said proudly. The other characters thought Planet look strange. Planet was happy to be on the ground. He didn't like dangling from Bowser's arm at all.
  • Bugs: These gentlemen are The Railway Board.
  • Alec Baldwin: Bugs Bunny said.
  • Bugs: Tomorrow, Planet will give them a demonstration. If it goes well, he will join the railway.
  • Mushra: What's a Dimurstation?
  • Ash: Demonstration.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: Is when you show off what you can do.
  • Sonic: Like when Ash and I have a race.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Sonic.
  • Sonic: Vroom! Vroom!
  • Alec Baldwin: That evening, Ash had just returned from a hard day's work. He saw Planet parked near the sheds. Planet could hear the other characters talking about him. This made him sad.
  • Tai: Planet's different.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Tai.
  • Kevin: He doesn't even look like a character.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Kevin.
  • Scott: Surely Bugs Bunny won't let him pull coaches.
  • Alec Baldwin: Sniffed Scott.
  • Al: He's just Bowser On Wheels.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Al.
  • Mushra: He's not taking my mail.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Mushra. Ash felt sorry for Planet.
  • Ash: Don't worry. Sometimes it takes time to make new friends.
  • Alec Baldwin: Planet wasn't sure he wanted to stay when no one wanted him. The next morning, Bugs Bunny sent the characters off to a useful day's work.
  • Planet: Maybe might coming here wasn't a good idea, sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: Planet chuffed sadly.
  • Bugs: Nonsene.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Planet: But the characters don't like me. I'm too different.
  • Steven: Different is what makes you special.
  • Alec Baldwin: And that made Planet feel better. Out on the branch line, Mushra was having trouble with the Beedrill.
  • Beedrill: Faster we go, faster we go. Pull him along, don't let him slow.
  • Mushra: Help!
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried Mushra. His driver applied the brakes, but it was too late. He went off the rails at Hotstreak's bridge. Luckily, no one was hurt. Sonic arrived and was pleased Mushra was all right. But he was also very cross.
  • Sonic: You blocked the road!
  • Alec Baldwin: Sonic snapped. He was worried he wouldn't get the gentlemen of the railway board to the demonstration on time. When Bugs Bunny heard the news, he went straight to Planet.
  • Bugs: I need you to rescue one of my characters.
  • Planet: I'll do my best, sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: Planet said bravely and he set off immediately. Planet soon arrived and set to work. In no time, Mushra was back on the tracks. The gentlemen of the railway board were very impressed.
  • Bugs: That was the demonstration of all. The gentlemen of the railway board have decided you shall join the railway.
  • Planet: Oh, thank you, sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: Planet said proudly. That night, Planet heard the characters talking again. This time it was different.
  • Scott: Well done, Planet.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Scott.
  • Al: Very useful.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Al.
  • Mushra: You can take my mail.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Mushra.
  • Ash: You see.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: Different can be good.
  • Alec Baldwin: All the characters agreed.
  • Characters: Welcome to the Cartoon Railway!
  • Alec Baldwin: They called. Planet smiled happily.

A Bad Day For Falkner

  • Alec Baldwin: Falkner the Violet Gym Leader loves flying. Up in the bright blue sky, over the land of Cartoons, he looks out for anyone in distress. Sometimes he delivers the mail. This made Mushra very cross.
  • Falkner: The mail run is done. Is there anymore? I can deliver it for you in a jiff. That's what friends are for.
  • Mushra: Delivering the mail is an character's job.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Mushra grumpily. Mushra has many jobs but carrying the mail is his favorite. It makes him feel really useful. The next morning, Mushra was happily pulling the mail train.
  • Mushra: Must be on time, must be on time.
  • Alec Baldwin: He chuffed. But up ahead, there was trouble with the signal box. It was broken. The signal engineers did not know how long it would take to fix. Mushra had to stop. It's not safe for characters to run without signals but Mushra was very upset.
  • Mushra: I'm going to be late.
  • Alec Baldwin: He cried.
  • Mushra: And it's not even my fault.
  • Alec Baldwin: Bugs Bunny was in his office enjoying his toast and marmalade when he heard the news.
  • Bugs: Mushra is stuck at a broken signal. Then Falkner must take the mail.
  • Alec Baldwin: Poor Mushra was still waiting and still upset. The last time he was held up the mail was given to Falkner.
  • Mushra: It made me feel like a really useless character.
  • Alec Baldwin: He sighed.
  • Driver: Well, the mail must arrive on time.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said his driver. Just then they heard a familiar sound coming from above.
  • Falkner: Hello.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Falkner.
  • Falkner: Bugs Bunny says you need my help. That's what friends are for.
  • Mushra: Oh, no.
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried Mushra. But Bugs Bunny had made up his mind. There was nothing Mushra could do. Mushra's driver helped load the mail bags into Superman's cargo net.
  • Pilot: Maybe we should take the mail bags a few at a time.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Falkner's pilot.
  • Pilot: They're very heavy.
  • Falkner: I have to make too many trips then i'd be as slow as Mushra.
  • Alec Baldwin: And so they loaded all the mail into Falkner's net at once and the engineer continued to work on the signal. Just as they finished loading a signal engineer cried out.
  • Signal Engineer: It's fixed.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Mushra: Wait, Falkner!
  • Alec Baldwin: Shouted Mushra.
  • Mushra: I'm ready to go!
  • Alec Baldwin: But it was too late. Falkner had already taken off. Alex watched the mail disappear. He was upset. But then they all heard a strange sound.
  • Pilot: Watch out for those trees, Falkner!
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried his pilot.
  • Falkner: My net is too heavy!
  • Alec Baldwin: Wailed Falkner.
  • Mushra: Falkner is in trouble!
  • Alec Baldwin: Mushra.
  • Mushra: We must try to help him.
  • (But it was too late. Falkner falls into a haystack)
  • (Mushra races to Falkner's rescue)
  • Mushra: Are you all right?
  • Alec Baldwin: Called Mushra.
  • Falkner: Just get someone to put me out of this haystack!
  • Alec Baldwin: Sputtered Falkner. And Mushra did as fast as he could. The next day, Falkner's engine was fixed and he was flying again. Mushra was very pleased to see him.
  • Mushra: Want to take the mail, Falkner?
  • Alec Baldwin: Mushra teased.
  • Mushra: I'll stand by with the rescue team.
  • Alec Baldwin: All the characters tooted and Falkner hovered so low that only Mushra could hear.
  • Falkner: Thanks for getting to pull me out that haystack, my friend.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Mushra: That's all right.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Mushra.
  • Mushra: That's what friends are for.

Malinda Doe

  • Alec Baldwin: Ash Ketchum enjoys taking specials. Today, he was bringing a special to Brendam Docks. His load was to go onto the cargo ship. The ship was scheduled to depart at sundown. Ash had to get to the docks before then. But the load was very heavy. So Ash puffed as hard as he could. He pulled so hard he broke his coupling rods. He wasn't going anywhere.
  • Ash: Oh, dear!
  • Alec Baldwin: Ash said.
  • Ash: I'll be late.
  • Alec Baldwin: His driver saw an old shed near the track.
  • Driver: If there's a telephone in there I could call for help.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Ash: Hurry.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: And be careful. It looks spooky.
  • Alec Baldwin: Then a voice boomed from inside the shed.
  • Malinda: Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep.
  • Alec Baldwin: Ash hoped it wasn't a ghost, then his driver appeared.
  • Ash: Is it a ghost?
  • Alec Baldwin: Asked Ash nervously.
  • Driver: It's a surprise.
  • Alec Baldwin: His driver teased. Then the fireman took some of Ash's coal and headed off to the shed.
  • Driver: She can get us to the fitter's yard.
  • Alec Baldwin: His driver said.
  • Fireman: If her boiler holds.
  • Alec Baldwin: Added the fireman anxiously.
  • Ash: What kind of surprise is that?
  • Alec Baldwin: Ash wondered.
  • Driver: Ash, meet Malinda.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said his driver. At last the doors opened and out chuffed a dirty grimy girl.
  • Malinda: So you're the little puffer that's broken down.
  • Alec Baldwin: She sniffed. Ash was cross.
  • Ash: And you're just an old girl.
  • Alec Baldwin: He retorted.
  • Malinda: That would be vintage girl.
  • Alec Baldwin: Snapped Malinda.
  • Malinda: And I haven't much time for your coupling rods.
  • Alec Baldwin: The driver was concerned. Malinda was making awful grinding sounds.
  • Driver: She's not built for hills.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said anxiously.
  • Driver: You're losing steam.
  • Alec Baldwin: He called.
  • Malinda: Just catching my breath.
  • Alec Baldwin: Malinda chuffed. And finally, she made it. When Malinda returned with Ash's coupling rods, she was pleased with herself.
  • Malinda: And next time don't be so careless.
  • Alec Baldwin: She scolded. Ash thought Malinda was the rudest girl he ever met. But he was happy to get his new coupling rods. Ash made it to the docks just in time.
  • Bugs Bunny: What took you so long?
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Bugs Bunny. Ash told him about his broken coupling rods. He wanted to tell how rude Malinda was when she rolled up.
  • Malinda: Oh, it's you.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Malinda looking down at Bugs Bunny.
  • Malinda: Have you learned to drive properly yet?
  • Ash: She's in trouble now.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Ash to his driver.
  • Bugs Bunny: Malinda.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Bugs Bunny fountly.
  • Bugs Bunny: My first girl. I thought you have been lost.
  • Alec Baldwin: They were old friends. It was too much for Ash. Then Malinda told Bugs Bunny how she'd been left in the shed for years. Bugs Bunny had been so pleased Malinda had been found. He asked Jem Cole to restore her to her original beauty. And soon Malinda had a rich dark color with gleaming coach works.
  • Bugs Bunny: You're the grandest girl in the whole railway.
  • Alec Baldwin: Bugs Bunny said proudly.
  • Malinda: I know.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Malinda even more proudly. And Ash had to agreed she did look grand.

Cat Trouble

  • Alec Baldwin: Chance and Jake are a pair heroic cats. They're practical, peppery, and proud. They nearly always work together. One day, Chance and Jake were strolling through the countryside, carrying a heavy load. Down the line, Turbo the racing snail had been struggling with a big cartload of hay. Crossing the road, the cart's wheels had broken off. Then, Turbo heard a call.
  • Turbo: Oh no!
  • Alec Baldwin: Turbo cried. Chance could see the cart.
  • Chance: Stop!
  • Alec Baldwin: He cried. Chance's driver applied the brakes, but it was too late.
  • (Chance crashes into the cart)
  • Alec Baldwin: Luckily, no one was hurt.
  • Chance: Stop being pushy.
  • Alec Baldwin: Chance snapped.
  • Jake: Don't call me pushy.
  • Alec Baldwin: Jake snapped back.
  • Chance: You shouldn't have pushed me into the cart.
  • Alec Baldwin: Huffed Chance.
  • Jake: You pulled me you mean.
  • Alec Baldwin: Argued Jake.
  • Chance: Didn't!
  • Jake: Did!
  • Chance: Did not!
  • Jake: Did too!
  • Alec Baldwin: Before long the track was cleared and Chance and Jake were on their way. The cats were so cross they refuse to speak to each other for the rest of the day. The next day, Bugs Bunny needed a character to help Virgil at the smelter's yards.
  • Chance: May I go, sir?
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Chance eagerly.
  • Bugs: I only need one character.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: Not two.
  • Chance: I am only one character, sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Chance.
  • Chance: And I would like to help with Virgil.
  • Alec Baldwin: Bugs Bunny was surprised but agreed. Ash was worried.
  • Ash: Won't you miss one another?
  • Alec Baldwin: He asked.
  • Ash: I know I missed Lorelei and Jordan.
  • Jake: I'll work better on my own.
  • Alec Baldwin: Sniffed Jake.
  • Chance: I have work to do.
  • Alec Baldwin: Huffed Chance. At first, Chance enjoyed working with Virgil. Then, things started to go wrong.
  • Chance: Did you shunt those Beedrill on the other line?
  • Alec Baldwin: Chance asked.
  • Virgil: You said you wanted them on the other line.
  • Alec Baldwin: Virgil replied.
  • Chance: Not that other line, the other other line.
  • Alec Baldwin: Chance was cross.
  • Chance: Jake would have known what I've meant.
  • Alec Baldwin: He huffed. Jake was working on his own. He chuffed dutifully through the beautiful countryside. But Jake had no one to share it with. Altough he tried not to he was beginning to miss his friend. That night, Jake's Driver took him to see Chance.
  • Jake: I was just passing.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Jake.
  • Chance: Have you come to say you're sorry?
  • Alec Baldwin: Chance sniffed. This made Jake very cross.
  • Jake: I've nothing to be sorry for.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said and steamed away in a huff. The next day, Chance was in a bad mood. Virgil could see he was getting too close for the buffers.
  • Virgil: Look out!
  • Alec Baldwin: Virgil shouted, but it was too late.
  • (Chance falls into a pit)
  • Alec Baldwin: Chance's driver was very cross.
  • Chance's Driver: This would've happened if you were working with Drix.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said. Chance knew he was right and Virgil knew he couldn't pull Chance back onto the rails. So he went for help. Jake was sadly finishing his work as Virgil steamed into the depot.
  • Virgil: Chance is in trouble.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Virgil.
  • Jake: Chance in trouble?
  • Alec Baldwin: Jake cried.
  • Jake: I'm on my way!
  • Alec Baldwin: And he steamed off as fast as he could. Jake struggled and struggled, he finally pulled his friend gently back on to the tracks. He was relief Chance wasn't hurt.
  • Chance: Thank you.
  • Alec Baldwin: Chance said.
  • Chance: And I'm sorry.
  • Jake: No, I'm sorry.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Jake.
  • Chance: I'm sorry.
  • Alec Baldwin: Insisted Chance.
  • Virgil: Don't argue about who's sorry.
  • Alec Baldwin: Chuckled Virgil.
  • Virgil: Just be glad you're back together.
  • Alec Baldwin: And they were.

Scott Takes A Tumble

  • Alec Baldwin: Bugs Bunny's characters are proud of how useful they are. It makes them feel important. But none of them feels more important than Scott.
  • Scott: Watch out!
  • Alec Baldwin: Scott wheeshed.
  • Scott: You'll get my paint all sooty.
  • Earthworm Jim: Pulling Beedrill is a sooty job.
  • Alec Baldwin: Teased Earthworm Jim
  • Earthworm Jim: But then you wouldn't know.
  • Scott: Of course not.
  • Alec Baldwin: Scott huffed importantly.
  • Scott: Express characters don't pull Beedrill it wouldn't be dignified.
  • Mushra: Dingyfried?
  • Alec Baldwin: Puzzled Mushra.
  • Mushra: What's that?
  • Scott: Dignified.
  • Alec Baldwin: Scott corrected.
  • Scott: It means...
  • Earthworm Jim: It means if someone's too big for his buffers.
  • Alec Baldwin: Teased Earthworm Jim.
  • Scott: Pah!
  • Alec Baldwin: Puffed Scott and he puffed away. That evening, fog covered the land of Cartoons. Everything slowed down and soon the docks were packed with waiting Beedrill. This caused confusion and delay. Bugs Bunny came to the sheds. He was in a great hurry.
  • Bugs: Tai, Ash and Mushra.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Bugs: You must go to the docks inmediately.
  • Tai, Ash and Mushra: Yes sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: They whistled. Then Bugs Bunny turned to the big character.
  • Bugs: You too, Scott.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Bugs: I need a character to take the Beedrill where they won't be in a way.
  • Scott: Beedrill!?
  • Alec Baldwin: Huffed Scott. He could not believe what he had heard. Scott wasn't happy to be pulling Beedrill. He waited impatiently while they were shunted into place.
  • Scott: Hurry up, hurry up.
  • Alec Baldwin: Chuffed Scott crossly.
  • Ash: Why the rush, Scott?
  • Alec Baldwin: Asked Ash.
  • Scott: If I must pull Beedrill then I'll show Earthworm Jim how an express character pulls Beedrill.
  • Alec Baldwin: Scott huffed.
  • Earthworm Jim: Careful, captain.
  • Alec Baldwin: Earthworm Jim tooted.
  • Earthworm Jim: You don't wanna get too big for your buffers.
  • Alec Baldwin: But Scott ignored Earthworm Jim. The next morning, Scott raced along with his heavy load.
  • Scott: Now this is how you pull Beedrill.
  • Alec Baldwin: He puffed. The signalman had accidentally left the points switched to the branch line. Scott rattled through the junction.
  • Scott: That's strange, i'm on the branch line.
  • Signalman: Oh no!
  • Alec Baldwin: The signalman cried.
  • Signalman: Express trains aren't supposed to go that way.
  • Alec Baldwin: But it was too late. Scott had already raced into the distance. The old branch line was weak and rusty. There were signs warning all the trains to go slow. But Scott ignored the sign.
  • Scott: I'm an express character I don't go slow.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said and he went even faster. The branch line couldn't take his weight and the rails buckled.
  • Scott: Oh help!
  • Alec Baldwin: Scott cried as he slid off the tracks and into a field.
  • (Scott runs over a pile of hay, towards some tires making him lose his pants and into a barn)
  • Alec Baldwin: No one was hurt, but poor Scott felt very undignified.
  • Scott: What will Bugs Bunny say?
  • Alec Baldwin: He groaned. He found out soon enough.
  • Bugs: Well, Scott.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: You wanted to show Earthworm Jim a thing or two and you certainly done that. You showed him how silly it is to ignore go slow signs.
  • Scott: Sorry, sir.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Scott and he let out a sad wheesh of steam. Scott was soon repaired and back at the docks for work. He was very unhappy with himself.
  • Ash: Everyone makes mistakes.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: Even you.
  • Al: Earthworm Jim's sorry he teased you.
  • Alec Baldwin: Huffed Al.
  • Scott: And I'm sorry I'm too big for my buffers.
  • Alec Baldwin: Chuffed Scott. And all the characters gave a jolly toot even Scott.

Winter Wonderland

  • Children: This is the story of Ash's winter wonderland.
  • Girl: (singing) It's a winter wonderland See the snow lay all around.
  • Children: (singing) Bells are ringing; Ding-a-ling-a-ling, Ding, dong Sleigh bells jingle Home for the holiday we go Rushing to our winter wonderland It's a winter wonderland Little boy working hard. His snowplow heaving; Chug-a-chug-a-chug, Chug Choo.
  • Girl: Bother this silly snow!
  • Children: (singing) Don't haul be up, please don't delay Must get to my winter wonderland It's Ash's winter wonderland Climb aboard and join us if you can See main line characters rushing to and fro Festive decorations, people rushing home Branch line characters shovel through the snow Firesides glaze through winter haze Happy holidays.
  • Girl: Look, everybody! Here's Ash. And Mushra. And Al and Scott and Tai.
  • Children: And look! Kevin and Puss, too. (singing) Home for the holiday we go Rushing to our winter wonderland It's Ash's winter wonderland Climb aboard and join us if you can See Freakazoid clear away the snow Sonic hedgehog is wonderful; Just look at him go Seasons greetings; Happy Holidays Close your eyes, dream your dreams See how the magic stays It's a winter wonderland See the snow lay all around Bells are ringing; Ding-a-ling-a-ling, Ding, dong Children singing Home for the holiday we go Rushing to our winter wonderland Our winter wonderland Our winter wonderland.

See Also

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.