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Kids' WB!, FOX Kids, The FOX Box and 4KidsTV/The Runaway (1998) is a parody series featuring audio from The Runaway (which is released along with Special Funnel on February 10, 1998) and clips from shows on former Saturday Morning blocks. This is made for the New Adventures collection by Pikachufreak.

Cast

  • Ash Ketchum (from Pokemon) as Thomas
  • Kevin Keene (from Captain N: The Game Master) as Edward
  • Tai Kamiya (from Digimon) as Henry
  • Scott Summers (from X-Men: Evolution) as Gordon
  • Al Smith (from Hoop-a-Joop) as James
  • Mushra (from Shinzo) as Percy
  • Puss In Boots (from The Adventures of Puss In Boots) as Toby
  • Freakazoid (from Freakazoid) as Terence
  • Sonic The Hedgehog (from Sonic X) as Bertie
  • Lorelei Brooks and Jordan Hanson (from Goldfish Warning!) as Annie and Clarabel
  • Virgil Hawkins (from Static Shock) as Duck
  • Chance Furlong and Jake Clawson alias T-Bone and Razor (from SWAT Kats) as Donald and Douglas
  • Bumpty The Penguin and Raphael The Raven (from Tetris Attack) as Bill and Ben
  • Ken of the PMC (from Wish Upon A Star Shape and Crazy As A Lunatone) as Diesel
  • Meilin Rae (from Cardcaptors) as Daisy
  • Donkey Kong (from Donkey Kong Country) as BoCo
  • Turbo (from Turbo FAST) as Trevor
  • Falkner (from Fighting Flyer With Fire) as Harold
  • Lily Parker (from Glitter Force) as Mavis
  • Yami Yugi Moto (from Yu-Gi-Oh!) as Stepney
  • Frederick J. Dukes (from X-Men: Evolution) as Class 40
  • Rikochet (from Mucha Lucha) as Skarloey
  • Casey Matthews (from Phantom Investigators) as Rusty

Script

The Runaway

  • George Carlin: Ash Ketchum was ill. Workmen had tried to make him better, but it was no good.
  • Bugs Bunny: Kevin must send you to the works.
  • George Carlin: Said Bugs Bunny. Ash felt very miserable. Then, Bugs Bunny spoke to Virgil.
  • Bugs: I want you to help Mushra and Puss while Ash is away.
  • George Carlin: Virgil was delighted. He already knew Mushra and soon made friends with Puss and Sonic. Freakazoid gave him a big welcome too.
  • Freakazoid: Take care of Ash's coaches.
  • George Carlin: He advised.
  • Freakazoid: He's sure to miss them while he's away.
  • George Carlin: Virgil was very gentle with the coaches. Lorelei and Jordan were impressed.
  • Lorelei: Such nice manners.
  • George Carlin: They told each other.
  • Jordan: It really is a pleasure to go out with him.
  • George Carlin: When Ash came back, Lorelei and Jordan told him how well Virgil had managed. Ash was so happy to be home that he soon forgot to be jealous. The works have left Ash's handbrake very stiff. It made his brakes seen they were on, when in fact they were not. As a result, he and his coaches often overran the platform. Ash found this most embarrasing. Gradually, his driver and fireman learned to be extra careful. But one day, Ash's fireman was ill and a relief man took his place. The fireman had fastened the coupling and joined the driver and stationmaster on the platform to wait for Tai's passengers. The fireman had forgot all about Ash's handbrake. Ash simmered happily.
  • Ash: Not long now.
  • George Carlin: He thought. As he saw Tai slowly approaching. But Ash's brakes were not on and suddenly he felt his wheels begin to move. He tried to stop, but he couldn't without his driver and fireman. He tried to whistle a warning, but he couldn't do that either. The Conductor, driver, fireman and passengers were all stranded on the platform.
  • Lorelei and Jordan: Stop! Stop!
  • George Carlin: Shrieked Lorelei and Jordan. But Ash, with plenty of steam, kept on going. The alarm went down the line.
  • Signalman: Stop the runaway!
  • George Carlin: There ready for action was Falkner. The inspector had made a plan and together they took off into the sky. At last Ash was tiring.
  • Ash: I need to stop, I need to stop.
  • George Carlin: He panted weirdly. As they neared the next station Ash saw Falkner land. They entered the platform slowly enough for the inspector to act. Judging his moments the inspector scrambled into the cab and screwed the brakes on.
  • (The inspector brakes with all his strength)
  • George Carlin: At last Ash stopped. Both he and the inspector were very relieved. Then they thanked Falkner.
  • Falkner: Think nothing of it. Glad to be at service anytime.
  • Inspector: Ash.
  • George Carlin: Remarked The inspector.
  • Inspector: We must never let this happen again.
  • George Carlin: Weirdly, Ash agreed with him.

Wrong Road

  • George Carlin: Ash's route is important, and so is Kevin's. But their tracks and bridges are not so strong as those on the main line. Steven does not allow the heavier main line characters like Scott to run on them. But one day, the way Scott was talking, he would have thought Bugs Bunny had given this order for quite another reason.
  • Scott: It's not fair!
  • George Carlin: Grumbled Scott.
  • Kevin: What isn't fair?
  • George Carlin: Asked Kevin.
  • Scott: Letting branch line diesels pull main line trains.
  • Kevin: Never mind, Scott. I'm sure Donkey Kong will let you pull his Beedrill sometimes.
  • George Carlin: Scott spluttered.
  • Scott: I wont pull Donkey Kong's dirty Beedrill. I wont run on branch lines.
  • Kevin: Why not it will be a nice change.
  • Scott: Bugs Bunny would never approve.
  • George Carlin: Huffed Scott.
  • Scott: Branch lines are vulgar.
  • George Carlin: Scott puffed away. Kevin chuckled and followed him to the station. Every evening the two characters pulled two fast trains from the station. Scott always leaves first with an express for the main line. Kevin follows five minutes later with his train for the branch line. Usually everything runs like clockwork. But tonight there was trouble. A Lady in a green floppy hat was saying goodbye to a friend. It was nearly time for Scott to start. The fireman looked back towards the conductor's van and saw something green waving.
  • Fireman: Right away, mate!
  • George Carlin: He thought the conductor had waved his flag. Scott started. Leaving luggage, his passengers and the conductor all standing on the platform. Everyone was very surprised and cross. To make matters worse, by the time Scott had been stopped and brought back, Kevin was already late with his train. So now, he set off first. But the signalman at the junction wasn't told about the change. By mistake, he sent Kevin along the main line. Scott was sent along the branch and arrived cold and cross on one of the sidings near the harbour. Next morning, Bumpty and Raphael peeped into the yard. There were no Beedrill for them but they didn't mind that. Teasing Scott will be much better fun.
  • Bumpty: What's that?
  • George Carlin: Asked Bumpty.
  • Raphael: Sheesh!
  • George Carlin: Whispered Raphael.
  • Raphael: It's Scott.
  • Bumpty: It looks like Scott, but it can't be. Scott never comes on the branch lines. He thinks they're vulgar.
  • George Carlin: Scott pretended he hadn't heard.
  • Raphael: If it isn't Scott.
  • George Carlin: Said Raphael.
  • Raphael: It's just a pile of Old Iron.
  • Bumpty: Which we better take it to the scrapyard.
  • Raphael: No Bumpty, this blocks used for scrap we'll take it to the harbour and dump it in the sea.
  • George Carlin: Scott was alarmed.
  • Scott: I am Scott. Stop, stop!
  • George Carlin: When Donkey Kong suddenly arrived, Scott thought him the most beautiful sight he had ever been.
  • Scott: Donkey Kong, my dear character, save me.
  • George Carlin: Donkey Kong quickly sized up the situation and threathened to take away the Beedrill he had brought for Bumpty and Raphael. This made the twins behave at once. Scott thought Donkey Kong was wonderful.
  • Scott: Those little demons. How do you do it?
  • Donkey Kong: Ah well.
  • George Carlin: Said Donkey Kong.
  • Donkey Kong: It's just a knack.
  • George Carlin: Scott still believed that Donkey Kong saved his life. But he knows the twins were only teasing. Don't we?

Casey To The Rescue

  • George Carlin: In springtime, Casey loves to visit a faraway place. It's filled with bluebells. The air smells sweet and Casey thinks there's no better place than be. One day, Ash was passing by just as Casey was having a drink.
  • Ash: Peep Peep! Good morning. Your driver looks a little worried. I wonder why.
  • Casey: I don't know.
  • George Carlin: Said Casey.
  • Casey: But I soon will. Excuse me.
  • George Carlin: Said Casey.
  • Casey: But there's something wrong?
  • Casey's Driver: Yes indeed.
  • George Carlin: Replied the driver.
  • Casey's Driver: They need another character to help us run the special line.
  • Casey: A bluebell character.
  • George Carlin: Laughed Casey.
  • Casey: Maybe I can find one.
  • George Carlin: Later, Casey saw Jake and Mushra. Casey had an idea.
  • Casey: Can you help me find another character?
  • Jake: Where?
  • Casey: Where'd you found Richie?
  • Jake: You mean on the Other Railway?
  • Casey: Yes. I'm looking for a bluebell character.
  • George Carlin: And Casey explained everything.
  • Jake: I like to help. But these days it's only Diesels that go there.
  • George Carlin: Then Casey decided.
  • Casey: So that's were I go.
  • Jake: Take care.
  • George Carlin: Casey told the driver all about the plan and that night he came to the shed.
  • Casey's Driver: The manager says he'll make a home for a bluebell character if you find one.
  • Casey: Right.
  • George Carlin: Said Casey.
  • Casey: We'll find one tomorrow.
  • George Carlin: It took them all the next day to travel to the Other Railway. Darkness fell and the cold wind blew.
  • Casey: Ooh. What's that?
  • George Carlin: But it was only the sounds of a lonely scrapyard. Diesel silent and still lined up guard.
  • Diesels: Who are you?
  • George Carlin: Casey plucked up courage.
  • Casey: I'm a shed and sidings inspection diesel. Have you any characters in the shed?
  • Diesels: No! None!
  • George Carlin: Casey rally began.
  • Casey: Then what about the sidings?
  • Diesels: One. We have one.
  • George Carlin: Casey grew braver still.
  • Casey: Then I'll just go and inspect.
  • George Carlin: A small character with a tall funnel stood sad and alone in a shadowy siding. His driver was huddled in the cab, keeping it company.
  • Casey: Excuse me.
  • George Carlin: Said Casey.
  • Casey: Do you like bluebells?
  • George Carlin: The character looks dawdled.
  • Yugi: Yes, bluebells are beautiful.
  • Casey: Then you're soon going to see lots of them because I'm getting you out of here.
  • George Carlin: Everyone worked fast. It was difficult to set the fire, but soon it was glowing hot and Yugi had a good head of steam. Casey's engineer agreed to be Yugi's fireman. So off they set, past the bleak and bluey lines of diesels.
  • Diesels: Where is he going?
  • George Carlin: They hissed.
  • Casey: Just down the line.
  • George Carlin: Replied Casey, and they chuffered quickly away.
  • Casey: We've done it.
  • George Carlin: Whispered Casey.
  • Casey: We're over the board and back on the railway. Mission accomplished.
  • George Carlin: When Casey and the character arrived in the valley, a big welcome awaited him.
  • Manager: We shall mend you and give you your new coat of paint.
  • George Carlin: Said the manager. His driver was delighted.
  • Yugi's Driver: You lucky old character. You've been saved by the bluebell railway.
  • Yugi: And my friend Casey. I wouldn't be here if it weren't for Casey.
  • George Carlin: Now the little character is has happy as can be and helps the passengers and visit at bluebell time. His name is Yugi, but everyone calls him the duel master.

Ash and Yugi

  • George Carlin: Ash Ketchum was feeling very happy. His blue coat shone in the sun, he was right on time, and all around his branch line the countryside seems prettier than ever before.
  • Ash: Peep peep! Good morning, Mushra.
  • George Carlin: He whistled.
  • Ash: My branch is the pride of the line. Wouldn't you agree?
  • Mushra: Uh, yes, Ash, of course, but, uh...
  • Ash: But what, Mushra? Out with it.
  • Musha: Well there is another character with the famous branch line too.
  • Ash: Who? Where?
  • Mushra: His name's Yugi. He's far away, but Bugs Bunny says he may visit us.
  • Ash: When?
  • Mushra: Oh, someday.
  • George Carlin: And Mushra hurried away. Meanwhile Yugi puffed steadily along his line. It isn't very long, and that made him feel a little sad. Later he saw Casey, the Phantom Investigator had saved Yugi from scrap.
  • Yugi: Everyone's been so kind, but my railway was so sure, that I do miss a good long run.
  • Casey: I think you should tell driver too.
  • George Carlin: Replied Casey.
  • Casey: I'm sure he'll understand.
  • George Carlin: Yugi soon discovered that indeed he did.
  • Driver: You know, Yugi, I feel just the same way.
  • George Carlin: That evening, he had exciting news.
  • Driver: Guess what, Yugi? Steven has invited to the other characters on his own railway. Manager agreed. It'll be really long run to get there.
  • Yugi: Oh, thank you!
  • George Carlin: Sighed Yugi. They set off next morning. But now, all the other characters were talking about Yugi.
  • Mushra: He runs a famous branch line. Did you know that?
  • George Carlin: Said Mushra. Ash was feeling a little jealous.
  • Ash: Huh! It may be famous but my branch is the first on the line. Everyone knows that too.
  • George Carlin: And he huffed away to fetch his coaches.
  • Mushra: Look!
  • George Carlin: Squeaked Mushra.
  • Mushra: Why have they all come? There's no train yet.
  • George Carlin: But Mushra was wrong. The signal dropped, and from far away a character's whistle.
  • Jake: Here he comes!
  • George Carlin: Yelled Jake. Yugi puffed proudly through the junction.
  • Kevin: I hope you'll meet Ash too.
  • George Carlin: Said Kevin.
  • Kevin: You both have branch lines to be proud of.
  • George Carlin: Then Yugi set off to help Virgil shunt coaches in the yards, and they worked happily together all afternoon. At last, Ash arrived.
  • Ash: Sorry, can't talk. It's time for my last branch line train. Mustn't be late.
  • George Carlin: He was hardly out of sight when the characters heard shouting at the station. Moments later came the alarm.
  • Man: Stop all train!
  • George Carlin: The signalman answered the telephone.
  • Signalman: A special, is it? I see.
  • George Carlin: Ash was impatient.
  • Ash: Why are we waiting? My passengers have been delayed.
  • Driver: Sorry, Ash.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: We're been shunted to allow another train to pass.
  • George Carlin: Soon they heard an unfamiliar puffing sound. There was Yugi with his headlamp swang and whistle blowing. He gathered speed and disappeared.
  • Ash: Well bust my boiler!
  • George Carlin: Said Ash Ketchum. Next morning, he was still fuming.
  • Ash: Shunted! And on my own branch too! It's a disgrace!
  • Yugi: I'm sorry.
  • George Carlin: Said Yugi.
  • Yugi: I was a special.
  • Ash: Why?
  • Yugi: An important passenger arrived just as you left. He ordered a special train and Virgil let me take it. We had a splendid run, but uh...
  • Ash: But...
  • George Carlin: Finished Ash.
  • Ash: It can make a character nervous not to know the line.
  • Yugi: Excatly.
  • George Carlin: Said Yugi.
  • Yugi: You're such an expert.
  • George Carlin: Ash felt much better. He couldn't be cross anymore and began telling Yugi all about his branch line.

Scott Takes A Dip

  • George Carlin: Scott was resting in a siding. Sometimes he thought...
  • Scott: It's really tiring to be such a large and splendid character, one does have to keep up appearance is so.
  • Tai: Peep peep peep peep! Hello, lazybones!
  • George Carlin: Whistled Tai.
  • Scott: What cheek!
  • George Carlin: Spluttered Scott.
  • Scott: That Tai is too big for his feet. Fancy speaking to me like that. Me who has never had an accident.
  • Mushra: Aren't jammed whistles and burst safety valves accidents?
  • George Carlin: Asked Mushra innocently.
  • Scott: No indeed. High spirits. Might happen to any character. But to come off the rails like Tai did. Well, I ask you. Is that right? Is it decent?
  • George Carlin: Then it was Tai's turn to take the express. Scott watched him getting ready.
  • Scott: Be careful, Tai. You're not pulling the flying kipper now. Mind you keep on the rails today.
  • George Carlin: Tai went off in a huff, and Scott yawned and went to sleep. But not for long.
  • Driver: Wake up, Scott.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: A special train's coming and we're to pull it.
  • Scott: Is it coaches or Beedrill?
  • Driver: Beedrill.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Scott: Beedrill.
  • George Carlin: Said Scott.
  • Scott: Puh-huh.
  • George Carlin: Scott's fire was slow to start, so Kevin had to push Scott to the turntable to get him facing the right way.
  • Scott: I won't go, I won't go!
  • George Carlin: Grumbled Scott.
  • Kevin: Don't be silly, don't be silly.
  • George Carlin: Puffed Kevin. At last, Scott was on the turntable. The movement had shaken his fire. It was now burning nicely and making steam. Scott was cross and didn't care what he did. He waited till the table was halfway round.
  • Scott: I'll show them, I'll show them.
  • George Carlin: He hissed. He moved slowly forward to jam the table, but he couldn't stop himself and slithered into the ditch.
  • Scott: Oosh!
  • George Carlin: He hissed.
  • Scott: Get me out, get me out!
  • Driver: Not a hope.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver and fireman.
  • Fireman: You're stuck, you silly great character. Don't you understand that?
  • George Carlin: They telephoned Bugs Bunny.
  • Bugs: So Scott didn't want to take the special train and ran into a ditch? What's that you say? The special's waiting? Tell Kevin to take it please. And Scott? Leave him where his is. We'll get him out later.
  • George Carlin: On the other side of the ditch, some little boys were chattering.
  • Boy 1: Oh, doesn't he look silly?
  • Boy 2: They'll never get him out.
  • George Carlin: They began to sing.
  • Boys: Silly old Scott fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch, silly old Scott fell in a ditch all in the Monday morning.
  • George Carlin: Scott layed in the ditch all day.
  • Scott: Oh, dear.
  • George Carlin: He thought.
  • Scott: I shall never get out.
  • George Carlin: But that evening, they lifted Scott and made a rope of sleepers under his feet to keep him from the mud. Strong ropes were fastened to his back end, and Al and Tai pulling hard, managed to bring him to safety. Late that night, Scott crawled home, a sadder and wiser character.

Al Goes Buzz Buzz

  • George Carlin: Turbo the Racing Snail was enjoying with his work in the Vicarage Orchard. Birds were singing and apples were ripening on the trees. It was a splendid day.
  • Al: Hello, Turbo.
  • George Carlin: Said Al.
  • Al: You look as bright and cheerful as my red paint.
  • Turbo: Oh I am.
  • George Carlin: Replied Turbo.
  • Al: What's that noise?
  • Turbo: It's the bees.
  • George Carlin: Laughed Turbo.
  • Turbo: They're all in these boxy things called beehives. I'm taking them to the station. The vicar says his bees make good honey and he's giving some of them to his friends.
  • George Carlin: Just then, Donkey Kong hummed in.
  • Donkey Kong: Take care you two. Don't make the bees angry. They might sting you.
  • George Carlin: Al didn't like being told what to do by a diesel and he buzzed away.
  • Donkey Kong: Goodbye, Turbo.
  • George Carlin: Called Donkey Kong and set off to see Virgil at the next station. Bumpty and Raphael were busy arranging Beedrill. But they scampered off when they saw Donkey Kong.
  • Donkey Kong: I remember the first time I met those two.
  • George Carlin: Laughed Donkey Kong.
  • Donkey Kong: They nearly made my eyes pop out. Kevin soon put a stop in their games.
  • Virgil: Kevin is the only one who can keep Bumpty and Raphael in order.
  • George Carlin: Chuckled Virgil.
  • Virgil: I sometimes call them "The Bees".
  • Donkey Kong: A good name.
  • George Carlin: Replied Donkey Kong.
  • Donkey Kong: Their terrors when the start buzzing around.
  • George Carlin: Al bustled in.
  • Al: What's that, Virgil? Are you afraid of bees? They're only insects after all, so don't let that buzz box diesel tell you different.
  • Virgil: His name is Donkey Kong, and he didn't. We...
  • Al: I wouldn't care, if hundreds were swarming around. I'd just blow smoke and make them buzz off.
  • Virgil: Buzz, buzz, buzz.
  • George Carlin: Retorted Virgil. The next morning, Al arrived at the station to collect his coaches. The passengers were excited and keened to get on board. The platform was crowded and the porter was in a hurry.
  • Porter: Mind your backs.
  • George Carlin: He shouted. Then there was trouble. The beehive fell and broke open. The station cleared like magic. Al heard a familiar buzzing. The bees were to cold to be cross so they buzzed around the fireman hoping he'd mend their hive. But he didn't understand, nor did his driver. So the bees turned to Al. His boiler was nice and warm.
  • Al: Buzz off! Buzz off!
  • George Carlin: Hissed Al. One bee burnt its foot.
  • Bee: Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Ooh!
  • George Carlin: The bee thought Al had burnt him on purpose. So it stung Al right back on the nose.
  • (Doink!)
  • Al: Eeeeeeeeeeee!
  • George Carlin: Whistled Al. He had had enough so had his fireman and driver. They didn't notice till too late that they had left all their coaches behind. They tried everything to get rid of the bees. First they spun on the turntable but to no avail. They tried washing them off but the bees clung harder to Al's warm boiler. Then they tried smoking them off by going through a long tunnel. But still the bees wouldn't go away.
  • Driver: It's no good, Al.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: We'll just have to get back to the orchard and fetch another hive.
  • George Carlin: Al's reply was drowned by the sound of buzzing. The Vicar was waiting anxiously for Raimundo. When he arrived, the buzz swarm straight into their new home.
  • Driver: Come on, Al.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: What you need now is a good hosedown.
  • George Carlin: Later that evening, Al was resting in the shed when the Vicar came to see him.
  • Vicar: Thank you for saving my bees.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Vicar: It's the pity it's not Christmas, then we can call you Al the Red-Nosed boy.
  • George Carlin: Everyone laughed even Al. But instead, they decided to call Al "The Bees Knees", which means they thought he was more useful than ever.

A Big Day For Ash

  • George Carlin: Ash Ketchum was grumbling to the other characters.
  • Ash: I spend my time guiding dogs about, ready for you to take out on journeys.
  • George Carlin: The other characters laughed.
  • Ash: Why can't I pull passenger trains too?
  • Scott: You're too impatient.
  • George Carlin: They said.
  • Scott: You'd be sure to leave something behind.
  • Ash: Rubbish!
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: I'll show you.
  • George Carlin: One night, he and Tai were alone. Tai was ill. The men worked hard, but he didn't get better. He felt just as bad next morning. Tai usually pull the first train and Ash had to get his coaches ready.
  • Ash: If Tai is ill.
  • George Carlin: He thought.
  • Ash: Perhaps I shall pull his train.
  • George Carlin: Ash ran off to find the dogs.
  • Ash: Come along, come along.
  • George Carlin: He fussed.
  • Dogs: There's plenty of time, there's plenty of time!
  • George Carlin: They grumbled. Ash took them to the platform and wanted to run round at once. But his driver wouldn't let him.
  • Driver: Don't be impatient, Ash.
  • George Carlin: Ash waited and waited. The people got in, the conductor and stationmaster walked up and down, the porter banged the doors and still Tai didn't come. Ash got more and more excited. Bugs Bunny came to see what was the matter, and the conductor and stationmaster told him about Tai.
  • Bugs: Find another character.
  • George Carlin: He ordered.
  • Both: There's only Ash.
  • George Carlin: They said.
  • Bugs: You'll have to do it then, Ash. Be quick now.
  • George Carlin: So Ash ran round to the front and back down on the coaches ready to start.
  • Driver: Let's not be impatient.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: We'll wait till everything was ready.
  • George Carlin: But Ash was too excited to listen. What happened then, no one knows. Perhaps they forgot to couple Ash to the train, or perhaps the Driver pulled the leather by mistake. Anyhow, Ash started without his dogs. As the pass the signal tower, men waved and shouted, but he didn't stop.
  • Ash: They're waving because I'm such a splendid character.
  • George Carlin: He thought importantly.
  • Ash: Tai says it's hard to pull trains, but I think it's easy. Hurry, hurry, hurry!
  • George Carlin: He puffed, pretending to be like Scott.
  • Ash: People had never seen me pulling a train before. It's nice of them to wave.
  • George Carlin: And he whistled.
  • Ash: Peep peep! Thank you.
  • George Carlin: Then he came to a signal at danger.
  • Ash: Bother!
  • George Carlin: He thought.
  • Ash: I must stop, and I was going so nicely too. What a nuisance signals are.
  • George Carlin: He blew an angry "Peep peep!" on his whistle. The signalman ran up.
  • Signalman: Hello, Ash.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Signalman: What are you doing here?
  • Ash: I'm pulling the train.
  • George Carlin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: Can't you see?
  • Signalman: Where are your dogs then?
  • George Carlin: Ash looked back.
  • Ash: Why bless me.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • Ash: If we hadn't leave them behind.
  • Signalman: Yes.
  • George Carlin: Said the signalman.
  • Signalman: You better go quickly and fetch them.
  • George Carlin: Poor Ash was so sad he nearly cried.
  • Driver: Cheer up.
  • George Carlin: Said his driver.
  • Driver: Let's go back quickly and try again.
  • George Carlin: At the station, all the passengers were talking at once. They were telling Bugs Bunny what a bad railway it was. But when Ash came back, they saw how sad he was and couldn't be cross. He was coupled to the train, and this time he really pulled it. Afterwards, the other characters laughed at Ash and said...
  • Tai: Look! There's Ash, who wanted to pull the train, but forgot about the dogs.
  • George Carlin: But Ash had already learned, not to make the same mistake again.

Ash's Anthem

  • Children: (singing) It's Ash Ketchum Hip, hip, hip, hip, hooray! Chugga-chugga, chugg, chugg Chuff, chuff, chuff. He rides along the way. And when you hear that whistle, It can only be one train. Our favourite Pokemon trainer, Ash is his name! Ash Ketchum rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Ash, we love you. He's a really useful trainer With his heart that's big and strong. He chugga-chugga, chuff-chuffs working hard Helping everyone. Ash, he has lots of friends And you can be one too. Just clap, clap, clap and sing-along Ash, we love you. Ash Ketchum rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Ash, we love you. There's Scott and Tai, Kevin, Al and Puss, Lorelei and Jordan.
  • Boy: And don't forget Mushra!
  • Children: (singing) Freakazoid and Sonic, Ken, Virgil and Meilin, Lots more friends for you. He's always up to mischief, That cheeky little train. He chugga-chugga-chuff-chuffs everywhere, He's always playing games. Steven scolds him, But loves him just the same. Our favourite little trainer, Ash is his name! Ash Ketchum rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Ash we love you. Ash Ketchum rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Ash we love you, Ash we love you, Ash, We love you!

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