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Kids For Character Sings The Blues is a Kids For Character Home Video made by Pikachufreak. Its pillar is singing the blues.

Plot

  • The cast from the same video have the blues, as they perform songs from The Simpsons' 1990 Album entitled: Sing The Blues. Characters from Madeline, Sabrina: The Animated Series, Garfield and Friends, Trollz, Courage The Cowardly Dog, The 7D, Ed, Edd N Eddy, Josie and The Pussycats, Sonic X, Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V, The Simpsons, Accidentally Adventures, Captain N: The Game Master, Rumor Has It, The Powerpuff Girls, Star Versus The Forces of Evil, Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja, Grojband, Camp Lakebottom and Penn Zero: Part Time Hero join in.

Cast

From Shining Time Station

  1. Mr. Conductor 1 (George Carlin)
  2. Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
  3. Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)

From Zoboomafoo

  1. Zoboomafoo (Gord Robertson)
  2. Chris Kratt (Chris Kratt)
  3. Martin Kratt (Martin Kratt)
  4. Aviva Corcovado (Athena Karkanis)
  5. Koki (Heather Bambrick)
  6. Jimmy Z (Jonathen Malen)

From Barney and Friends

  1. Barney (Dean Wendt)
  2. Baby Bop (Jennifer Kendall)
  3. B.J. (Kyle Nelson)
  4. Riff (Michaela Dietz)

From LazyTown

  1. Sportacus (Dyri Kristjansson)
  2. Stephanie (Chloe Lang)
  3. Ziggy (Lorriane Parsloe)
  4. Pixel (Chris Knowings)
  5. Stingy (Jodi Eichelberger)
  6. Trixie (Sarah Burgess)

From The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh

  1. Winnie The Pooh (Jim Cummings)
  2. Eeyore (Peter Cullen)
  3. Rabbit (Ken Sansom)
  4. Tigger (Jim Cummings)
  5. Piglet (John Fiedler)
  6. Kanga (Kath Soucie)
  7. Owl (Andre Stojka)
  8. Roo (Nikita Hopkins)
  9. Gopher (Michael Gough)
  10. Christopher Robin (Tom Attenborough)

From Teletubbies

  1. Tinky Winky (Jeremiah Krage)
  2. Dipsy (Nick Kellington)
  3. Laa-Laa (Rebecca Hyland)
  4. Po (Rachelle Beinart)

From Jakers! The Adventures of Piggley Winks

  1. Piggley Winks (Peadar Lamb)
  2. Molly Winks (???)
  3. Dannan O'Mallard (???)
  4. Fernando Toro (???)

From Nature Cat

  1. Nature Cat (Taran Killam)
  2. Squeeks The Mouse (Kate McKinnon)
  3. Hal The Dog (Bobby Moynihan)
  4. Daisy The Rabbit (Kate Micucci)
  5. Ronald The Cat (Kenan Thompson)

From Pokemon

  1. Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Mary (Kerry Williams)
  3. Misty (Rachael Lillis)
  4. Brock (Eric Stuart)

From Mucha Lucha

  1. Rikochet (Carlos Alazraqui)
  2. Buena Girl (Kimberly Brooks)
  3. The Flea (Candi Milo)

From Hoop-a-Joop

  1. Al Valentine (Yuri Lowenthal)
  2. James Rogers (Michael Reisz)
  3. Amy Lambert (Michelle Ruff)
  4. Mel Blake (Stephanie Morgenstern)

From The Zeta Project

  1. Infiltration Unit Zeta (Diedrich Bader)
  2. Rosaline "Ro" Rowan (Julie Nathanson)

From The Dork Diaries

  1. Nikki Maxwell (Kelly Sheridan)
  2. Ruby Maxwell (Candi Milo)
  3. Brianna Maxwell (Grey DeLisle)
  4. Elizabeth Maxwell (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  5. Albert Mazwell (Artt Butler)

From Star Fox

  1. Fox McCloud (Yuri Lowenthal)
  2. Falco Lombardi (Derek Stephen Prince)
  3. Krystal (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  4. Slippy Toad (Tom Gibis)
  5. Peppy Hare (Michael Lindsay)

From What's New, Scooby-Doo?

  1. Scooby-Doo (Frank Welker)
  2. Fred Jones (Frank Welker)
  3. Daphne Blake (Grey DeLisle)
  4. Shaggy Rogers (Matthew Lillard)
  5. Velma Dinkley (Mindy Cohn)

From I Was A Teenage It Girl

  1. Ramona Sparks (Tara Strong)
  2. Rosie Fitzgerald (Colleen O'Shaughnessey)
  3. Rachael Burns (Kari Wahlgren)

From Yu-Gi-Oh!

  1. Yami Yugi (Dan Green)
  2. Joey Wheeler (Wayne Grayson)
  3. Tristan Taylor (Sam Regal)
  4. Tea Gardner (Amy Birnbaum)
  5. Seto Kaiba (Eric Stuart)
  6. Mai Valentine (Megan Hollingshead)

From Static Shock

  1. Virgil Hawkins (Phil LaMarr)
  2. Richie Foley (Jason Marsden)

From Fluffy Gardens

  1. Paolo The Cat (Ashley Johnson)
  2. Sebastian The Kangaroo (Charlie Adler)
  3. Terence The Toad (Derek Stephen Prince)
  4. George The Mean Yellow Dog (Richard Yearwood)
  5. Rex The Pig (Greg Cipes)
  6. Tooty The Elephant (Lainie Fraiser)
  7. Wee Reg The Puppy (Samantha Reynolds)
  8. Floella The Fruitbat (Terri Hawkes)

From Sea Princesses

  1. Polvina The Octopus Princess (Carly McKillip)
  2. Tubarina The Shark Princess (Debi Derryberry)
  3. Ester The Starfish Princess (Stephanie Morgenstern)

From Jackie Chan Adventures

  1. Jackie Chan (James Sie)
  2. Uncle Chan (Sab Shimono)
  3. Jade Chan (Stacie Chan)
  4. Viper (Susan Eisenberg)
  5. Tohru (Noah Nelson)

From Megaman NT Warrior

  1. Lan Hikari (Alex Doduk)
  2. Dex Ogreon (Scott McNeil)
  3. Maylu Sakurai (Brittney Wilson)
  4. Yai Ayano (Jocelyne Loewen)
  5. Eugene Chaud (Scott Perrie)

From Tetris Attack

  1. Yoshi (Andrew Sabiston)
  2. Lakitu (Tom Kenny)
  3. Bumpty (Brianne Siddall)
  4. Poochy (Frank Welker)
  5. Flying Wiggler (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  6. Prince Froggy (Rodger Bumpass)
  7. Gargantua Blargg (Danny Cooksey)
  8. Lunge Fish (Carlos Alazraqui)
  9. Raphael The Raven (Phil LaMarr)

From Marilyn

  1. Marilyn Shine (Tara Strong)
  2. Madelyn Glaze (Eden Sher)
  3. Susie Feeble (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  4. Emma Bore (Tress MacNeille)
  5. Malinda Doe (Jocelyne Loewen)
  6. Tuesday Van Dour (Maria Bamford)

From The Mummy: The Animated Series

  1. Alexander O'Connell (Chris Marquette)
  2. Evelyn O'Connell (Grey DeLisle)
  3. Richard O'Connell (John Schneider)

From Jumanji

  1. Peter Shepard (Ashley Johnson)
  2. Alan Parish (Bill Fagerbakke)
  3. Judy Shepard (Debi Derryberry)

From Friends Forever

  1. Felicia McCoy (Debi Derryberry)
  2. Helen Bridges (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  3. Marcus Matthews (Jeff Bennett)
  4. Sarah Wilkins (Kelly Sheridan)

From The Red Ribbon

  1. Alicia Parker (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  2. Jamie Parker (Lisa Yamanaka)
  3. Rena Parker (Julie Lemieux)
  4. Samantha Blake (Kelly Sheridan)
  5. Heather McCoy (Alyson Court)
  6. Sally Anderson (Jocelyne Loewen)

From Men In Black: The Series

  1. Agent Jay (Keith Diamond)
  2. Agent Kay (Gregg Berger)

From Batman Beyond

  1. Terry McGinnis (Will Friedle)
  2. Max Gibson (Cree Summer)
  3. Dana Tan (Lauren Tom)

From Adventures In Time

  1. Julie Morgan (Laraine Newman)
  2. Susanna Romano (Grey DeLisle)
  3. Horton Brooks (Yuri Lowenthal)
  4. Angela Flowers (Andrea Baker)

From Phantom Investigators

  1. Daemona Prune (Courtney Vineys)
  2. Kira O'Neil (Amber Ross)
  3. Casey Matthews (Andrew Decker)
  4. Jericho Anderson (Alecsander Kocev)

From Ozzy and Drix

  1. Ozzy Jones (Phil LaMarr)
  2. Drix Koldriliff (Jeff Bennett)

From Tom and Jerry Tales

  1. Tom Cat (Don Brown)
  2. Jerry Mouse (Samuel Vincent)

From The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries

  1. Sylvester (Joe Alaskey)
  2. Tweety (Joe Alaskey)
  3. Hector (Frank Welker)
  4. Granny (June Foray)

From Street Fighter Alpha: The Series

  1. Ryu (Yuri Lowenthal)
  2. Ken Masters (Robert Tinkler)
  3. E. Honda (Rino Romano)
  4. Chun-Li (Brittney Wilson)
  5. Zangief (Andrew Jackson)
  6. Guile (Kirby Morrow)
  7. Blanka (Brian Drummond)
  8. Dhalsim (Dorian Harewood)

From X-Men Evolution

  1. Scott Summers (Kirby Morrow)
  2. James "Logan" Howlett (Scott McNeil)
  3. Rogue (Meghan Black)
  4. Ororo Munroe (Kirsten Williamson)
  5. Kitty Pryde (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
  6. Evan Daniels (Neil Denis)
  7. Kurt Wagner (Brad Swaile)
  8. Jean Grey (Venus Terzo)

From Tiny Toon Adventures

  1. Buster Bunny (Charlie Adler)
  2. Hamton J. Pig (Don Messick)
  3. Babs Bunny (Tress MacNeille)
  4. Plucky Duck (Joe Alaskey)
  5. Fifi La Fume (Kath Soucie)
  6. Shirley McLoon (Gail Matthius)
  7. Sweetie Pie (Candi Milo)
  8. Furrball (Frank Welker)
  9. Dizzy Devil (Maurice LaMarche)
  10. Gogo Dodo (Frank Welker)
  11. Calamity Coyote (Frank Welker)
  12. Little Beeper (Frank Welker)
  13. Little Sneezer (Kath Soucie)

From Xiaolin Showdown

  1. Omi (Tara Strong)
  2. Kimiko Tohomiko (Grey DeLisle)
  3. Raimundo Pedrosa (Tom Kenny)
  4. Clay Bailey (Jeff Bennett)

From Loonatics Unleashed

  1. Ace Bunny (Charlie Schlatter)
  2. Tech E. Coyote (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  3. Lexi Bunny (Jessica DiCicco)
  4. Danger Duck (Jason Marsden)
  5. Slam Tasmanian (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  6. Rev Runner (Rob Paulsen)

From Madeline

  1. Madeline (Andrea Libman)
  2. Danielle (???)
  3. Nicole (Brittney Irvin)
  4. Yvette (???)
  5. Lulu (???)
  6. Anne (???)
  7. Monique (???)
  8. Sylvie (???)
  9. Nona (???)
  10. Janine (???)
  11. Ellie (???)
  12. Miss Clavel (Stephanie Louise Vallance)

From Sabrina: The Animated Series

  1. Sabrina Spellman (Emily Hart)
  2. Hilda Spellman (Melissa Joan Hart)
  3. Zelda Spellman (Melissa Joan Hart)

From Garfield and Friends

  1. Garfield The Cat (Lorenzo Music)
  2. Odie The Dog (Gregg Berger)
  3. Jon Arbuckle (Thom Huge)
  4. Orson Pig (Gregg Berger)
  5. Wade Duck (Howard Morris)
  6. Bo Sheep (Frank Welker)
  7. Lanolin Sheep (Julie Payne)
  8. Roy Rooster (Thom Huge)
  9. Booker (Frank Welker)
  10. Sheldon (Frank Welker)

From Trollz

  1. Amethyst Van Der Troll (Britt McKillip)
  2. Ruby Trollman (Chiara Zanni)
  3. Sapphire Trollzawa (Alexandra Carter)
  4. Topaz Trollhopper (Leah Juel)
  5. Onyx Von Trollenberg (Anna Van Hooft)

From Courage The Cowardly Dog

  1. Courage (Marty Grabstein)
  2. Muriel Bagge (Thea White)
  3. Eustace Bagge (Arthur Anderson)

From The 7D

  1. Bashful (Billy West)
  2. Doc (Bill Farmer)
  3. Dopey (Dee Bradley Baker)
  4. Grumpy (Maurice LaMarche)
  5. Happy (Kevin Michael Richardson)
  6. Sleepy (Stephen Stanton)
  7. Sneezy (Scott Menville)

From Ed, Edd N Eddy

  1. Eddy (Tony Sampson)
  2. Ed (Matt Hill)
  3. Double D (Samuel Vincent)

From Josie and The Pussycats

  1. Josie McCoy (Janet Waldo)
  2. Valerie Brown (Barbara Pariot)
  3. Melody Valentine (Jackie Joseph)

From Sonic X

  1. Sonic (Jason Griffith)
  2. Knuckles (Dan Green)
  3. Tails (Amy Palant)

From Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V

  1. Yuya Sakaki (Michael Liscio Jr.)
  2. Gong Strong (Billy Bob Thompson)
  3. Zuzu Boyle (Emily Jenness)
  4. Declan Akaba (Billy Bob Thompson)
  5. Sora Shiunin (Eileen Stevens)
  6. Shay Kurosaki (Matt Shipman)

From The Simpsons

  1. Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta)
  2. Marge Simpson (Julie Kavner)
  3. Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright)
  4. Lisa Simpson (Yeardley Smith)
  5. Maggie Simpson (Josie Foster)

From Accidentally Adventures

  1. Amy Flowers (Kathleen Barr)
  2. Fiona Von Steig (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
  3. Marley Clarkson (Candi Milo)
  4. Lorelei Bernstein (Debi Derryberry)
  5. Kiwi Adair (Grey DeLisle)
  6. Michiko Ohara (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  7. Elise Wilkins (Jennifer Hale)
  8. Jenelle Renwick (Andrea Libman)
  9. Lucia De Leon (Katie Griffin)

From Captain N: The Game Master

  1. Kevin Keene (Matt Hill)
  2. Duke (Tomm Wright)
  3. Megaman (Doug Parker)
  4. Princess Lana (Venus Terzo)
  5. Kid Icarus (Alessandro Juliani)
  6. Simon Belmont (Andrew Kavadas)

From Rumor Has It

  1. Audrey Jones (Grey DeLisle)
  2. Carmen Angelo (Candi Milo)
  3. Mailee Rogers (Stephanie Morgenstern)

From The Powerpuff Girls

  1. Blossom (Catherine Cavadini)
  2. Bubbles (Tara Strong)
  3. Buttercup (Elizabeth Daily)

From Star Versus The Forces of Evil

  1. Star Butterfly (Eden Sher)
  2. Brittany Wong (Minae Noji)
  3. Marco Diaz (Adam McArthur)
  4. Jackie Lynn Thomas (Grey DeLisle)
  5. Janna Sullivan (Grey DeLisle)
  6. Hope Roberts (Grey DeLisle)
  7. Ferguson McCoy (Nate Torrence)
  8. Alfonzo Lopez (Matt Chapman)
  9. Oscar Greason (Jon Heder)

From Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja

  1. Randy Cunningham (Ben Schwartz)
  2. Howard Weinerman (Andrew Caldwell)
  3. Theresa Fowler (Sarah Hyland)
  4. Heidi Weinerman (Cassie Scerbo)

From Grojband

  1. Corey Riffin (Lyon Smith)
  2. Trina Riffin (Alyson Court)
  3. Laney Penn (Bryn McAuley)
  4. Kin Kujira (Sergio Di Zio)
  5. Kon Kujira (Tim Beresford)

From Camp Lakebottom

  1. McGee (Scott McCord)
  2. Suzi (Bryn McAuley)
  3. Squirt (Darren Frost)
  4. Gretchen (Melissa Altro)
  5. Jordan Buttsquat (Carter Hayden)
  6. Sawyer (Cliff Saunders)
  7. Armand (Adrian Truss)
  8. Rosebud (Jonathan Wilson)

From Penn Zero: Part Time Hero

  1. Penn Zero (Thomas Middleditch)
  2. Boone Wiseman (Adam DeVine)
  3. Sashi Kobayashi (Tania Gunadi)

Songs

  1. Kids For Character Theme Song
  2. Do The Ashman
  3. School Days
  4. Born Under A Bad Sign
  5. Moaning Susie Blues
  6. Deep Deep Trouble
  7. God Bless The Child
  8. I Love To See You Smile
  9. Allington Soul Stew
  10. Look At All Those Idiots
  11. Sibling Rivalry
  12. I Love You

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas Comes To Breakfast (after School Days)
  2. Daisy (after Deep Deep Trouble)
  3. Percy's Predicament (after Allington Soul Stew)

End Credit Song

  1. Daydreaming (from Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?)

Trivia

  • This is the first Kids For Character Home Video.
  • Kimiko wears her Master Monk Guan outfit.
  • The 7D return, along with characters from other shows.
  • Ash sings Do The Ashman and Deep Deep Trouble.
  • Thomas Stories are in a Daisy For Hire style.

Transcript

  • (We open this home video with the 1998-2001 Lyrick Studios logo)
  • (We are then followed by the 1994-1997 Hanna Barbera All-Stars Action logo)
  • (The Britt Allcroft Presents logo is the third to appear)
  • (We afterwards open with the Kids For Character theme song)
  • Chorus: We're kids for character Here we stand, we're unified Side by side Let's get together while we can Come on and take a stand for character Arm in arm, all across the land Hand in hand, The future is ours We're kids for character You hold the key To make the world a better place to be Let others know that you care Show respect to those around you Be curteous and be polite Appreciate your friends for who they are. We're kids for character Here we stand, we're unified Side by side Let's get together while we can Come on and take a stand for character Arm in arm, all across the land Hand in hand, The future is ours We're kids for character It's up to you To accept responsibility In all the things you say and do Just to fess up when you mess up Walk your talk, it shows integrity Be trusted by your friends And you will be... A kid for character Here we stand, we're unified Side by side Let's get together while we can Come on and take a stand for character Arm in arm, all across the land Hand in hand, The future is ours We are kids for character You've got to keep an open mind When you are listening Show fairness In all the things you do And if you do your part: Obey the rules, respect authority A good citizen is what you'll be. We're kids for character Here we stand, we're unified Side by side Let's get together while we can Come on and take a stand for character Arm in arm, all across the land Hand in hand, The future is ours We are kids for character We're kids for character Here we stand, we're unified Side by side Let's get together while we can Come on and take a stand for character Arm in arm, all across the land Hand in hand, The future is yours Be a kid for character 'Cause character counts! The future is yours Be a kid for character 'Cause character counts! The future is yours Be a kid for character.
  • (We then open at the Cartoon University)
  • (Inside, Ash is with Rikochet and Al)
  • Ash: I must be on time.
  • Rikochet: But how?
  • Al: We have to be gentle.
  • (Mickey Mouse arrives on stage)
  • Mickey: Ladies, gentlemen and characters, welcome to the annual talent show.
  • Lexi: A Talent show?
  • Fiona: That's right.
  • Rogue: It's essential.
  • Mel: Ash will soon get a run for its money.
  • Brittany: And so do his friends.
  • Zuzu: Look at that!
  • (The curtain rises to reveal the kids)
  • (Minnie arrives to conduct)
  • Minnie: Okay, let's get the song started.
  • (She is just about to conduct when Ash changes to a more street like music)
  • Minnie: Huh?
  • Chris: What was that?
  • Martin: I don't know.
  • (Ash appears on stage, taking off his tuxedo and singing Do The Ashman)
  • Ash: Yo! Hey, what's happenin', dude? I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude. Terrorizin' people wherever I go. It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow. Fixin' test scores to get the best scores, Droppin' banana peels all over the floor. I'm the kid that made delinquency an art. Last name: Ketchum! First name: Ash! I'm here today to introduce the next phase, The next step in the big Ash craze. I gotta dance real easy to do. I learned it with the rhythm and so can you. So move your body, if you got the notion, Front to back in a rock-like motion Now that you got it, if you think that you can, Do it to the music. That's the Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody if you can, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Woah!
  • Back-up singers: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: Check it out, man!
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody in the house, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Uh-huh!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody if you can, do the Ashman! Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: Wooooah, mama!
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: Woah!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody in the house, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks, I got in trouble. Yeah, pretty deep. Steven was yelling,
  • Steven: ASH!
  • Ash: Mom was, too, Because I put moth balls in the beef stew. Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom. Sittin' by myself, confined to my room, When all else fails, nothin' else left to do. I turn on the music so I can feel the groove. Do the Ashman.
  • Back-up singers: Move your body, if you get the notion,
  • Ash: Woah, I'm feelin' the groove now, baby!
  • Back-up singers: Front to back in a rock-like motion.
  • Ash: Bring it back! Woooooah!
  • Back-up singers: Move your hips from side to side now.
  • Ash: Do the Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Don't you slip, let your feet glide now.
  • Ash: Woah, Mary! Ha!
  • Back-up singers: If you gotta groove, you gotta use it.
  • Ash: Ha-ha-ha!
  • Back-up singers: Rock rhythm in time with the music.
  • Ash: Hahaha, check it out, man!
  • Back-up singers: You just might start a chain reaction.
  • Ash: If you can do the Ashman, you're bad like Michael Jackson.
  • Back-up singers: Everybody if you can, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Oh yeah!
  • Back-up singers: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: Shake your body!
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: Huh!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody in the house, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Yeah, do the Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody if you can, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Everybody, yeah, do the Bartman!
  • Back-up singers: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: Check it out!
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: Woooooooah, mama!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody in the house, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: I'm bad! I'm bad!
  • Back-up singers: Do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman! Everybody, back and forth and side to side.
  • Back-up singers: Do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman! Kick your feet up off the floor and let 'em glide!
  • Back-up singers: Do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman! She can do it, he can do it, so can I!
  • Back-up singers: Do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman! Now here's a dance beat that you can't deny!
  • (guitar solo)
  • Steven: Turn it down! Will you shut that infernal racket!
  • Everybody: DO THE ASHMAN!
  • (Mary plays the saxophone)
  • Ash: Oh, my ears! Mary, put the saxophone away! U can't touch this! (tips a pile of things over) Ididntdoitnobodysawmedoityoucantproveanything! Now I'm in the house, feelin' good to be home 'Til Mary starts blowin' that damn saxophone. And if it was mine, you know they'd take it away, But still I'm feelin' good, so that's okay. I'm up in my room, just a-singin' a song, Listen to the kick-drum kickin' along. Yeah, Mary likes jazz, she's her number one fan, But I know I'm bad, 'cause I do the Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody if you can, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Hey everybody...
  • Back-up singers: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: ...may I remind you?
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: Ooh! Ah! Yeah! Yeah! Everybody in the house, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Ash! Man! Huh!
  • Back-up singers: Do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman! Everybody, back and forth and side to side.
  • Back-up singers: Do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman! She can do it, he can do it, so can I.
  • Back-up singers: Move your body, if you get the notion, Front to back in a rock-like motion.
  • Ash: Move it!
  • Back-up singers: Move your hips from side to side now.
  • Ash: Fling it!
  • Back-up singers: Don't you slip, let your feet glide now.
  • (Ash scats over the following)
  • Back-up singers: If you gotta groove, you gotta use it. Rock rhythm in time with the music. You just might start a chain reaction.
  • Ash: I'm the Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody if you can, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Fling it, baby! Woo!
  • Back-up singers: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: Oh yeah!
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: I'm bad! Real bad!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody in the house, do the Ashman! Everybody if you can, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Woooooooah, I'm bad!
  • Back-up singers: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: Ha-ha!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody in the house, do the Ashman! Do the Ashman! Everybody if you can, do the Ashman! Move your body, if you get the notion, Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man! Front to back in a rock-like motion Do the Ashman! Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can. Move your hips from side to side now Everybody in the house, do the Ashman! Don't you slip, let your feet glide now. Do the Ashman! Everybody if you can, do the Ashman! If you gotta groove, you gotta use it. Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man! Rock rhythm in time with the music. Do the Ashman! Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.You just might start a chain reaction. Everybody in the house, do the Ashman!
  • (Ash says the following over the combination of the chorus, the bridge and others)
  • Ash: Oh, yeah! You call that dancin'? Ha! Watch this rhythm! Ha-ha, yeah! Ha-ha, fling it! Eat your heart out, Michael! Whoo! Ha-ha!
  • Steven: YOU'RE GROUNDED!
  • Ash: Oh, wow, man!
  • (Do The Ashman ends)
  • (The other characters are left with stunned expressions)
  • Ash: What?
  • (He turns back to see Rabbit glaring at him)
  • Ash: Aw, shoot!
  • (That night)
  • Ash: Who cares about singing in front of the class anyway? I'm full of beats.
  • Mary: Full of beats? That's strange.
  • Ash: You know, i'll go back to the Cartoon University tomorrow. I'll promise.
  • Mary: I hope so.
  • (The next morning at the Cartoon University, Tooty and Fox are holding a petition)
  • Tooty: Get your candy for sale. They're delicious.
  • Fox: Try one for free too.
  • Orange Haired Girl: Okay, I'll take it.
  • Blond Haired Boy: Thanks for the offer.
  • Tooty: You're welcome.
  • Fox: It's been a year since we've got school days.
  • (They both begin to sing School Days, with all the other students joining in)
  • Students: Hail, hail rock 'n' roll!
  • Tooty: Long live rock 'n' roll! Rock, rock, rock 'n' roll! Hail, hail rock 'n' roll!
  • Fox: Up in the mornin' and after school, The teacher is teachin' the golden rule. American history, practical math. Ya studyin' hard, ya hopin' to pass. Workin' your fingers right down to the bone, And the guy behind you won't leave you alone.
  • Tooty: Ring, ring goes the bell. The cook in the lunch room is ready to sell. Bleh! You're lucky if you can find a seat. You're fortunate if you have time to eat Back in the classroom, open your books. Aw, man. The teacher don't know how mean she looks.
  • Fox: Soon as three o'clock rolls around...
  • Tooty: I'm outta here, man, I'm goin' to town.
  • Fox: You finally lay your burden down.
  • Tooty: I'm nobody's fool! I'm nobody's clown!
  • Fox: Close up your books, get out of your seat...
  • Tooty: This is a plan that can't be beat!
  • Fox: Down the halls and into the street!
  • Tooty: My dancin' shoes are on my feet!
  • Fox: Up to the corner and 'round the bend...
  • Tooty: Can't handle this just tell me when!
  • Fox: Right to the juke joint, you go in.
  • Tooty: I'm here, I said, it's me, Tootyman!
  • Tooty and Fox: Drop the coin right into the slot. You've gotta hear somethin' that's really hot. With the one you love, you're makin' romance. All day long you been wantin' to dance...
  • Tooty: Woah, yeah!
  • Tooty and Fox: I'm feeling the music from head to toe. Round and round and round we go.
  • (saxophone solo, then Joe Walsh plays a solo)
  • Tooty, Fox and Students: Hail, hail rock 'n' roll!
  • Tooty and Fox: Deliver me from the days of old!
  • Tooty, Fox and Students: Long live rock 'n' roll!
  • Tooty and Fox: The beat of the drums, loud and bold!
  • Tooty, Fox and Students: Rock, rock, rock 'n' roll!
  • Tooty and Fox: The feelin' is there, body and soul!
  • Tooty, Fox and Students: Hail, hail rock 'n' roll!
  • Tooty and Students: Hail, hail rock 'n' roll!
  • Tooty, Fox and Students: Hail, hail rock 'n' roll!
  • Tooty and Students: Hail, hail rock 'n' roll!
  • Tooty, Fox and Students: Long live rock 'n' roll!
  • Tooty and Students: Long live rock 'n' roll!
  • Tooty and Fox and Students: Rock, rock rock 'n' roll!
  • Tooty and Students: Rock, rock rock 'n' roll!
  • Tooty and Fox and Back-up Singers: Rock, rock rock 'n' roll!
  • Tooty and Students: Rock, rock rock 'n' roll!
  • Tooty and Fox and Students: Hail, hail rock 'n' roll!
  • Tooty and Students: Hail, hail rock 'n' roll!
  • Tooty: Woah, mama!
  • (Joe Walsh plays a solo until the song fades)
  • (School Days ends)
  • (Meanwhile, at Social Studies class, Alex and Peter are studying nicely)
  • Alex: I'm glad there are many teachers around.
  • Peter: Yes indeed.
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: You two seem to enjoy the studies.
  • Alex: Yes, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3. We are studying.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Then, you're just the ticket to success.
  • Peter: Did you remember Thomas' mishap?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Of course, Peter. He ended up as a house guest. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Thomas Comes To Breakfast starts)
  • (Thomas' whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas the Tank Engine has worked his Branch Line for many years, and knows it very well.
  • (Thomas arrives at the station)
  • Thomas' Driver: You know just where to stop, Thomas.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed his driver.
  • Thomas' Driver: You could almost manage it without you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas had become concided. He didn't realize his driver was joking. Later, he boasted to the others.
  • Thomas: Driver says I don't need him now.
  • Percy: Don't be so daft.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Snorted Percy.
  • Toby: I never go without my driver.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Toby earnestly.
  • Toby: I'd be frightened.
  • Thomas: Pooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Boasted Thomas.
  • Thomas: I'm not scared.
  • Toby: You never dare.
  • Thomas: I would then. You'll see.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The next day the firelighter came. Thomas drowzed comfortably as the warmth spread into his boiler. Percy and Toby were still asleep. Thomas suddenly remembered.
  • Thomas: Silly stick-in-the-muds!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He chuckled.
  • Thomas: I'll show them! Driver says I can manage without him. I'll just go out and then I'll stop and "wheesh!" That'll make them jump.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas thought he was being clever and really he was only moving because a careless cleaner had medal with his controls. He soon found his mistake. He tried to "wheesh!", but he couldn't. He tried to stop, but he couldn't. He just kept rolling along. He didn't dare what it look what's coming next. There was the stationmaster's house! The stationmaster was about to have breakfast.
  • Thomas: Horrors!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Thomas, and shut his eyes. The house rocked, broken glass tinkled, plaster was everywhere. Thomas had collected the bush on his travels. He peered into his room through his leaves. He couldn't speak. The stationmaster was furious. His wife picked up her plate.
  • Stationmaster's Wife: You miserable engine!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: She scolded.
  • Stationmaster's Wife: Just look what you've done to our breakfast! Now I'll shall have to cook some more!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: She banged the door. More plaster fell. This time it fell on Thomas. Thomas felt depressed. Workmen propped out the house with strong poles and layed rails through the garden. Then, the scottish twin engines Donald and Douglas arrived.
  • (Donald and Douglas' whistles toot)
  • Donald and Douglas: Dinna fash yourself, Thomas. We'll soon have you back on the rails.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They laughed. (Donald and Douglas rescuing Thomas) Donald and Douglas puffing hard manage to haul Thomas back to safety. Bits of fencing, the bush, and a broken window frame festooned was front, which was badly twisted. The twins laughed and left him. (Donald and Douglas' whistles toot) Thomas was indisgraced. There was worst to come.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You're in a lot of trouble, Thomas.
  • Thomas: I know, Sir. I'm sorry, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas' voice was muffled behind his bush.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You must go to the works and have your worn parts mended. It will be a long job.
  • Thomas: Yes, Sir.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Meanwhile, a Diesel Rail-car will do your work.
  • Thomas: A d-d-d-diesel, sir?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas spluttered.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Yes, Thomas. Diesels always stay in their sheds till they are wanted. Diesels never gallanting off to breakfast in Stationmasters' houses.
  • (Thomas Comes To Breakfast ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So remember, engines never get invited.
  • Alex: That's true.
  • Peter: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Alex: We'd better study even more.
  • Peter: You got it.
  • (Outside the Cartoon University, Virgil is with Richie)
  • Virgil: You know, Rich, it's a good thing Sis and Pops are keeping an Eye on me.
  • Richie: That's good, V.
  • Virgil: When I see that sign, I was born under one bad thing too.
  • (He performs Born Under A Bad Sign)
  • Virgil: Born under a bad sign, I've been down since I began to crawl! If it wasn't for bad luck, You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all! Hard luck and trouble Been my only friend. I've been on my own Ever sinced I was ten! Born under a bad sign! I've been down since I began to crawl! If it wasn't for bad luck, You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all! I do not like to read, I can hardly write. My whole life has been One big fight! Born under a bad sign! I've been down since I began to crawl! If it wasn't for bad luck, I said I wouldn't have no luck at all! And that ain't no lie!
  • (B.B. King plays a solo on Lucille)
  • Virgil: Y'know, if it wasn't for bad luck, I would not have no kind of luck! If it wasn't for real bad luck, I would not have no luck at all! You know, beer and bowling Is all I crave. A big bag of pork rinds Gonna carry me to my grave! Born under a bad sign! I've been down since I began to crawl! If it wasn't for bad luck, I tell ya I wouldn't have no luck at all! Good take, boys! Yeah! I think that now that I'm a blues singer, I should have some kind of name. How 'bout Muddy Hawkins? No? Big Virgil! T-Bone Virgil! Blind Lemon Hawkins! ........ Blind Lemon-Lime Virgil! Blind Grapefuit Virgil! Blind Strawberry Alarm Clock Virgil! No, that's ... That's ... They used that already. Blind ... (fade out)
  • (Born Under A Bad Sign ends)

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