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Cast

  • Sheen Estevez (Jimmy Neutron) as Larry the Cucumber
  • Eugene H. Krabs (SpongeBob SquarePants) as Scooter
  • SpongeBob SquarePants as Jimmy Gourd
  • Patrick Star (SpongeBob SquarePants) as Jerry Gourd
  • Wreck-It Ralph as Mr. Nezzer
  • Luigi and Guido (Cars) as Jean Claude and Philippe Pea

Lyrics

  • Narrator: And now it's time for Silly...
  • Sheen: Hold it!
  • Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Scottish Sheen the part of the show where Sheen comes out and sings a silly Scottish song.
  • Mr. Krabs: I can't tell you how proud I am at this moment!
  • Sheen: I dance on stilts. While he knits quilts.
  • Mr. Krabs: Nice quilt!
  • Sheen: I sing with simulated Scottish highland lilt!
  • Mr. Krabs: Aw, beautiful!
  • Sheen: He plays his bagpipes, eats haggis melts.
  • Mr. Krabs: Haggis!
  • Sheen: We feel so smart in our retarded Scottish kilts.
  • Mr. Krabs: Sing it, lads!
  • All: In our retarded kilts, we feel so smart in our retarded Scottish kilts!
  • Mr. Krabs: Technically, you stitch a quilt, by lovely!
  • Luigi: Top of ze morning to you!
  • Mr. Krabs: I'll have you know that's not in Scotland!
  • Sheen: I dance on stilts.
  • Mr. Krabs: Excuse me, sir!
  • Sheen: He stitches quilts.
  • Mr. Krabs: What'cha doing with that shamrock?.
  • Sheen: I sing with simulated Northern Irish lilt!
  • Mr. Krabs: Irish?!
  • Sheen: He plays his whistle
  • Mr. Krabs: What?
  • Sheen: eats salted smelts
  • Mr. Krabs: It's not on the menu!
  • Sheen: We feel so smart in our green tartan Irish kilts
  • Mr. Krabs: I got nothing on me Irish, lads!
  • All: In our green tartan kilts, we feel so smart in our green tartan Irish kilts!
  • Mr. Krabs: But this is a Scottish song!
  • Luigi: Chip, chip, cheerio!
  • Sheen: I dance on stilts He stitches quilts
  • Mr. Krabs: What are you doing!!!!????
  • Sheen: I sing with simulated English Cockney lilt!
  • Mr. Krabs: ENGLISH?!
  • Sheen: He plays his trumpet, eats crumpet melts
  • Mr. Krabs: Give me that crumpet!
  • All: We feel so smart in our St. George's English kilts!
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, ya shouldn't!
  • All: In our St. George's kilts, we feel so smart in our St. George's English kilts!
  • Luigi: Howdy y'all!
  • Mr. Krabs: Stop it you! You're ruining my moment!
  • Sheen: I dance on stilts He stitches quilts
  • Mr. Krabs: American?!
  • Sheen: I sing with ordinary unaccented lilt!
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, I'm feeling dizzy.
  • Sheen: He plays his banjo, eats cheddar melts
  • Mr. Krabs: I'm breaking up!
  • All: We feel so smart in our star-spangled striped kilts! In our star-spangeled kilts, we feel so smart in our star-spangled striped kilts! We feel so smart in our star-spangled striped kilts!
  • Mr. Krabs: Villains......
  • Narrator: This has been silly songs with Scottish Sheen. Tune in next time to hear Sheen say...
  • Sheen: Just give him some scotch tape and butterscotch. He'll be fine.
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, my bonnie lies over the ocean....

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