- Kirby as Kermit the Frog
- Meta Knight as Fozzie Bear
- Tiff as Miss Piggy
- Tuff as Gonzo
- Rick the Hamster as Rowlf the Dog
- Gooey as Floyd Pepper
- Chef Kawasaki as Scooter
- Mayor Len Blustergas as The Swedish Chef
Rick the Hamster: Hooray for Hollywood
That happy, scrappy, zappy Hollywood
Meta Knight: Where every funny knight
Kirby: Or small puffball
Chef Kawasaki: Or a chef
Rick the Hamster: Or hamster.
Gooey: A star-slipping high on the slime.
Tuff: For every heroes sent cameras clicking.
Mayor Len Blustergas: (mock Swedish)
Everyone: Hooray for Hollywood
Where you're terrific, even if you're good
Tiff: Where any humble sister with grace and glamour
can make a big clamor.
Kirby: And everyone loves a ham.
Everyone: Now that we all came west,
we're gonna try our best.
Hooray for Hollywood!