kirbyparufo, also known more simply as Kirby, is a frequent and very well known user of EVERYBODY PANIC, though his activity levels change wildly depending on what is happening IRL. Well known for posting in almost every topic created on the board at least once (and at one point controlled around 1/5th of the posts on the board), as well as contributing his own topics that usually reach 500 posts (most notably the A giant Jinjo is attacking EP! and L-Blario is attacking EP! Oh noes!). He is a one of the few remaining members since the board's initial creation, and is credited with keeping the board alive after it's initial rush died down and being the user to first create (or at least widely use) the term *PANICS*. He is also known for controlling EP's most active spin-off board Panic! (previously located at Little Green Man). kirbyparufo also holds EP's Mascot Contest every year.

*dies*Edit

See *dies* for a full article.

One thing that kirbyparufo is known for is "dying" many times. His *dies* syndrome caught in the original EP War topic after catching a grenade.

Eggbeater RevivalEdit

kirbyparufo is currently trying to revive Eggbeater, a private board. Unlike his other revival attempts like Panic! and Little Green Men, Eggbeater would only be an ally to EP, not a spin-off board.

The Vacation of Celebrity DeathEdit

After kirbyparufo left for a 3-day vacation on the morning of June 25, 2009, a series of 3 celebrity deaths occurred. The famous celebrities Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson died shortly before and after, respectively, kirbyparufo left for vacation. The much-loved on EP celebrity Billy Mays died on June 28, 2009, shortly before kirbyparufo returned for vacation. Users on EP blamed kirbyparufo's absence for the deaths of the celebrities, saying that without kirbyparufo's *dies* syndrome being active, real people were dying.

Internet OutageEdit

On Monday September 28th, 2009, kirbyparufo's internet modem died. He was gone for two weeks, one of his longest absences from EVERYBODY PANIC to date. Unlike his last and shorter absence, only one celebrity (Stephen Gately) died.

External LinksEdit

Eggbeater on GameFAQs