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A List of Quotes from Knuckles and the Magic Railroad to Dumbo's Circus
Knuckles & Ringmaster's Encounter with Captain Hook
- Rintmaster: "5, 6, 7, 8..."
Knuckles: "Who do we appreciate? Practicing your numbers, Ringmaster, that's a good man."
Ringmaster: I'm counting how many seconds late you are. What does that sign say?"
Knuckles: "Hm... 'Dumbo's Circus. Really reliable and right on time. Signed, head of the railway, George Darling.'"
Ringmaster: "But you weren't on time, little Knuckles."
Knuckles: "And you're being bossy, Ringmaster. Now, please excuse me. I'm meeting Pluto the Dog. He's looking after us while George Darling takes a much needed holiday."
Ringmaster: "I think we can take care of ourselves."
Captain Hook: "Get out of my way! I have unfinished business here, and I want to finish it fast!"
Ringmaster: "Captain Hook's back!"
Knuckles: "Yes, 10 out of 10 for devious deeds and brutal strength. The blast from the past who hates Circus Gang."
Ringmaster: "Maybe we do need Pluto here after all, on time!"
Captain Hook Talks to Jasper and the Horace
- Captain Hook: (Observing a statue of him) "Pinchy, you captured the real me. That's beautiful. I could cry."
Jasper & Horace: "Uh, boss? We're here."
Captain Hook: "All right, listen, you two. I've got a job for you, Horsper."
Jasper: "Actually, it's just Jasper."
Horace: "And Horace."
Captain Hook: "I don't have time to say both names! I've come back to find a hedgehog ."
Jasper:" Oh, that's easy."
Horace: "Yeah, they're everywhere."
Captain Hook: "Not the one I want. She escaped me once before. As longs as she exists, so do the others, but if she can be destroyed..."
Horace: "Did You say destroyed?"
Jasper: "The D Word?"
Horace: "Like, hurt?"
Captain Hook: "Yeah, destroyed!"
Jasper: "Uh, there's one small problem, there, boss."
Horace: "Yeah, Pluto the Dog is coming and he won't let you destroy."
Jasper: "Yeah, he won't let you."
Captain Hook: "I can do whatever I want! I'll get him, too! With Pinchy!" (Operates the claw on his hovercraft, but it malfunctions and hits him on the head) "Ow, Pinchy! I hate it when you do that!"
(Jasper and Horace Laugh)
Casey Junior Complains About Not Collecting Pluto
- Casey Junior: "Wobbly wheels."
Knuckles: "Puffy pistions!"
Casey Junior: "Knuckles, I should have collected Pluto!"
Ringmaster: "Casey Junior is right, little Knuckles. Collecting Pluto is an important job. Important is big. Casey Junior is a big engine. You, Knuckles, are small. Small small small, teeny weenie weenie. And I am a big man who knows everything."
Knuckles: "Bossy egg-layers! All that heat has gone to your head!"
- Jasper: "Hey, there they are."
Horace: "We'll fix their wagons."
Jasper: "I'm not good at backing up."
Horace: "Me neither."
Jim Crow: "What's important is to stand up on our own feet to Jafar."
Fat Crow: "Jim's right. Captain Hook knows that the lost hedgehog in the legend really exists."
Casey Junior: "What hedgehog?"
Manic: "What legend?"
Fat Crow: "Of a hedgehog whose magic makes her more powerful than Captain Hook will ever be. That's why he wants to find her."
Manic: "Then we better find her first."
Casey Junior: "Leave it to the big toons, Manic!"
Knuckles: "Little echidnas can do big things, especially when they have nice red fur like me."
Jasper: "Hey, hey, just watch what happens to that red puffball..."
Horace: "When Dumbo the flopper vulture flies past here."
Dumbo: "Routine fly by, chaps, hello!"
Jasper: "The boss dumped sneezing powder everywhere."
Horace: "Let's start laughing now!"
(Jasper and Horace laugh evilly)
Dumbo: (While dumping sneezing powder on Knuckles, Jasper, and Horace) "Ooh, sorry, fellas. Bit of a dust up, love to stay and clean up, got to go, bye now!"
Jasper: "Uh, did you mean to look like that?"
Horace: "Uh, no."
Jasper: "Uh, neither did I."
Knuckles: "This must be Hook's doing! Ah-choo!" (Sneeze echoes)
Sugar in Hook's Tank
- (The Circus Team are asleep in their beds, Pluto, still awake, is dressed in his pajamas and a nightcap. He winds a clock and picks up a baseball bat)
Pluto: (Laughing) "So who dropped the ball then?"
(Pluto catches a bouncing ball)
Pluto: "There you are. I'd like to have a nice cup of hot cocoa. Would you guys care to join me?" (Holds the ball to his ear) "No? What would you rather do instead?" (Holds the ball to his ear) "Go outside and play? Well, I can understand that. What do you think?" (Hits the ball with the baseball bat) "Why do you keep hitting him like that? You're gonna have to have a time-out."
(Captain Hook laughs evilly as he sneaks up behind Acme Looniversity)
Pluto: (While drinking hot cocoa) "Just a little sweeter, I think."
Captain Hook: "All right, Pinchy, my little bucket of badness. Time to feast yourself."
Pluto: "Ahh. Now that's better."
(Captain Hook's claw busts a hole in the wall, which scares Pluto and wakes up the Circus Team)
Knuckles: "Hot dog! It's Hook!"
Ringmaster: "Hook? Oh no!"
Captain Hook: (Laughs evilly) "Hello, Twinkle Toes. I got a plan, and you're not in it!"
Pluto: "You can't catch me, Captain Hook!" (Whistles, with no success of warping)
Captain Hook: (Laughs evilly) "Losing your sparkle, huh? What perfect timing. Now where is that lost hedgehog?"
Pluto: "You won't find her here."
Captain Hook: "You're not clever enough to stop me!"
Pluto: "Oh, yes I am."
Captain Hook: "No, you're not." (Pluto holds up a bag of sugar) "Aaah! Is that?"
Pluto: "That's right, it's sugar, Hook. And if I throw this in your tank, it will seize you up for good."
Captain Hook: "Make the most of tonight, Twinkle Toes, because you won't like tomorrow. Neither will that... that line of tin kettles!" (Claw snaps) "Shut up, Pinchy."
Knuckles: "Pluto, but what happened to your sparkle?"
Pluto: "I don't know, Knuckles. I'll just have to sleep on that."
Knuckles: "On your sparkle?"
Pluto: "No, Knuckles. On the problem of what happened to it."
Manic: "Oh, but Pluto, without your sparkle, or the lost hedgehog, you can't travel here to help us anymore."
Pluto: "I'll solve the problem. You just go to sleep now."
Manic: "Easy for you to say."
Pluto Has Gone Missing
- Sonic: "Smile, you folks, it's a sunny day!"
Casey Junior: "It's not sunny because Pluto is not at the windmill. I looked.
Knuckles: "I think his sparkle's all gone."
Fat Crow: "My nose doesn't feel sunny. It feels stuffed up."
Ringmaster: "Nasty fumes from captain."
Fat Crow: "And Captain Hook is after the lost hedgehog."
Jim Crow: "And if he finds her, I fear that will destroy us all."
Ringmaster: "What, even an circus man as big as me?"
Jim Crow: "Yes, Ringmaster. Even you."
Casey Junior: Say it, don't spray it, Knuckles."
Knuckles: "I've still got sneezing powder up my ears. Now I'm going to look for Pluto."
Jim Crow: "Let us get back to work. That's what he would want."
Sonic: "How about a race, Knuckles?"
Knuckles: "Sorry, Sonic. I can't today. I have to be a really useful echidna and solve some mysteries instead."
Sonic: "I guess that means I win. Perhaps another day."
Jim Crow Sneaks Up on Captain Hook
- Captian Hook: "I've been working on the railway, all the livelong day. Yeah, who wants to work a livelong day, anyway?
Jim Crow: "There he is."
Captain Hook: "Come in, come in, and join the party, Horsper!"
Jasper: "Hooray, hooray We're going to have a party!"
Horace: "Oh, I love parties!"
Jasper: "Yeah. Who's got the balloons?"
Jim Crow: "What?"
Captain Hook: "Correction. Join the party that's over. Just like twinkle toes' magic railways are going to be over."
Jasper and Horace: "Oh."
Captain Hook: "Gone, like the lost hedgehog and the buffer that leads to her."
Jasper: "Well, what are you going to do?"
Horace: "Oh, yeah, that's a good question."
Captain Hook: "It's time to finally put Twinkle Toes' lights out."
Jasper and Horace: "Oh."
Captain Hook: "This is a job for the boss!" (Activates the claw on his hovercraft)
Jim Crow: "I've got to delay him. I've got to distract him." (Repeatedly rings a bell)
Captain Hook: "It's the old teapot! Smash him!" (The claw on his hovercraft malfunctions and destroys his hideout) "Pinchy, get back here! Don't make me come up here, I hate it when you do this! Pinchy!"
Jim Crow: "Good show!"
Jasper: "Uh, boss, did you mean to let the roof fall in?"
Horace: "All the way in?"
Captain Hook: "I always mean what I do, you rattle traps!"
Pluto Escapes Captain Hook
- Captain Hook: "Hello, Twinkle Toes! Remember me?
(Pluto runs away)
Captain Hook: "Fat hat won't have much use for you looking like that." (Laughs evilly) "Oh, I see you forgot to bring the sugar. How careless of you. Say hello to Pinchy!"
(Catches Pluto in his claw)
Captain Hook: "Okay, Twinkle Toes. I know about the buffer."
(Pluto is over a collapsing viaduct)
Pluto: "That's what I saw in my dream! It's coming true! My universe is starting to crumble!"
Captain Hook: "And I know about the magic railway. And when I find that hedgehog, you and all those puffballs will be history. Tell me where the buffers are, now!"
(Pluto pulls out a pair of gardening clippers and laughs)
Captain Hook: "You got ten seconds."
(Pluto drops his gardening clippers, which land on Jafar's claw)
Captain Hook: "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2..."
(Pluto picks up his gardening clippers and cuts one of the wires on Jafar's claw)
Pluto: "Too late, Hook!"
(Captain Hook's claw launches Pluto towards the windmill, Pluto lands on a bunch of flour sacks."
Pluto: "Did you put all this here for me? Well, you must have known that I was coming. How kind of you. Oh, I'm at the windmill. Now that's what I call a perfect landing."
How to Stop Being Stupid
- Jasper: "Uh, so boss,
Horace: "How come you let Twinkle Toes escape?"
Captain Hook: "Oh, that. Uh, well, I... did it on purpose. You know, I was... testing him to see if he could escape."
Jasper: "Liar, liar..."
Horace: "Pants on fire."
Jasper: "Does he wear pants?"
Horace: "Well, training pants."
Horace: "Oh, right."
Captian Hook: "All right, Playtime's over, Horsper."
Jasper and Horace: "Uh-oh."
Captain Hook: "Now it's time for the next lesson, eh? I call it, How to Stop Being Stupid."
(Operates the claw on his hovercraft, which hits a coal loader above him several times and covers him in coal)
(Casey Junior and Ringmaster laugh)
Captain Hook: "Now that's gonna ruin my facial."
Jasper and Horace: "Uh-oh."
Figaro Rides the Windmill
- Pluto: "Figaro, Figaro?"
Georgette: (Seeing Figaro ride the windmill) "Figaro?"
Pluto: "Figaro, what are you doing up there? Come down! It's too windy!"
Figaro: "This is just like the fun fair! Give me two seconds."
Pluto: "Two seconds is all it takes for you to land in trouble!"
(The wind blows the windmill, which launches Figaro, who lands on Captain Hook's hovercraft)
Captain Hook: "Aha! Twinkle Toes Jr.!"
Figaro: (as his beach bag falls off) "Oh no, my beach bag!"
Captain Hook: "You won't be doing any surfing up here, Mr. Kahuna!"
Figaro: "Really? Watch me."
Captain Hook: "Hang on tight, Moon Doggie!"
Knuckles: "Captain Hook's hi-jacked him!"
Georgette: "What's going to happen to Figaro now?"
Pluto: "Well, my family is usually pretty good at getting themselves out of trouble... eventually."
Knuckles: "I don't know what eventually means, but it sounds very very long."
Figaro and Casey Junior Escape From Captain Hook
- Figaro: "I'm sorry Georgette, I'm sorry, bro, I haven't been whatever it is, responsible, reliable, really useful, but I will be! I will be!"
Casey Junior: "AAAH!"
Figaro: "Aaah!" (Lands on Casey Junior) "Casey Junior!" (Blows his whistle, with no success of warping)
Captain Hook: "So you've lost your sparkle, too, huh? Bye bye, twinkle toes!"
Figaro: "Oh, it's empty!"
Captain Hook: "Here we go!"
Casey Junior: "Figaro, what are we going to do?"
Figaro: "We'll think of something."
Captain Hook: (As Casey Junior and Figaro get closer to falling off the edge) "That's it!"
Figaro: "I'll find you some more, Georgette, I promise. But if I'm going to be any help at all, it's now or never. I've got to use up the rest of this stuff."
Captain Hook: "Are you ready?"
Casey Junior: "No, we're not!"
Fiagro: "Casey the brains, get us out of here!" (Blows his whistle, using the last of the gold dust to warp)
Casey Junior: "Now we are."
Captain Hook: "What the?" More Coming Soon