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Lil DeVille Throws a Tantrum

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  • Narrator: One day, Lil, Phil, and Angelica went to the video store. When Lil saw a 1991 VHS of Fantasia, but it happened.
  • Lil: Can I have it, please?
  • Angelica: NO, LIL!
  • Phil: Yeah, and it's a fucking phony!
  • Lil: WAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
  • Angelica: (grumbles to himself) Cry, cry, weep, wail, and sob! It's fucking disgusting!
  • Phil: Angelica, stop acting like Kirby from The Brave Little Toaster.
  • Narrator: The next day...
  • Lil: OH MY GOD! IT'S LIKE A 1989 NES OF TETRIS!
  • Phil: Sorry, Lillan!
  • Angelica: You are right.
  • Lil: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (slaps Phil very painfully) OW! THAT HURT! YOU CAN'T BREATHE!
  • Phil: Knock it off, Lil!
  • Angelica: THAT'S IT! YOU GONNA GET SPANKING OR A FUCKING BUMP WHEN WE GOT HOME!
  • Lil: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  • Narrator: Then Phil and Angelica ran away, then Lil's tantrum before police arrived.
  • Sid Phillips: You're under arrest, Lil!
  • Lil: Oh, no assholes! It's Sid!
  • Hannah Phillips: You get the wrap my toilet paper.
  • Lil: No, no, no! (muffles) HELP!
  • Sid Phillips: That's why, you asshole!
  • Lil: Yeah, I am the 2000s BC!
  • Narrator: Later, in the dodgeball from Lil and his friends into me.
  • Sid Phillips: Lil? Lil? Now, dodgeball his all better.
  • Kimi Finster: Come on, Lil, let's drop off the cliff.
  • Hannah Phillips: Ready...
  • Sid Phillips: Go!
  • Lil: OH MY GOD! WERE GOING TO FUCKINg DIE!!
  • Sid Phillips: DIE, LIL, DIE!
  • Lil: (falls off the cliff) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HEEEEELP! Please!
  • Sid Phillips: She's lying! Whatever she says it's not true! (Sid throws the ball, and slams door.)
  • Kimi Finster and Hannah Phillips: YAAAAAY! I FINALLY KILLED LIL!
  • Narrator: Later, the Lil cries was about him, Drew Pickles was waiting.
  • Drew: Lil, are you crying?
  • Lil: I just fucking killed him!
  • Drew: You are fucking grounded for 3127357975 billion million years.
  • Lil: No, not 3127357975 billion million years!
  • Drew: Yes, 3127357975 billion million years!
  • Lil: Why me, why me?! How can you fucking stay for?
  • Kimi: Forever. Goodbye.

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