- Narrator: One day, Lil, Phil, and Angelica went to the video store. When Lil saw a 1991 VHS of Fantasia, but it happened.
- Lil: Can I have it, please?
- Phil: Yeah, and it's a fucking phony!
- Lil: WAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
- Angelica: (grumbles to himself) Cry, cry, weep, wail, and sob! It's fucking disgusting!
- Phil: Angelica, stop acting like Kirby from The Brave Little Toaster.
- Narrator: The next day...
- Lil: OH MY GOD! IT'S LIKE A 1989 NES OF TETRIS!
- Lil: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (slaps Phil very painfully) OW! THAT HURT! YOU CAN'T BREATHE!
- Angelica: THAT'S IT! YOU GONNA GET SPANKING OR A FUCKING BUMP WHEN WE GOT HOME!
- Narrator: Then Phil and Angelica ran away, then Lil's tantrum before police arrived.
- Sid Phillips: You're under arrest, Lil!
- Lil: Oh, no assholes! It's Sid!
- Hannah Phillips: You get the wrap my toilet paper.
- Lil: No, no, no! (muffles) HELP!
- Sid Phillips: That's why, you asshole!
- Lil: Yeah, I am the 2000s BC!
- Narrator: Later, in the dodgeball from Lil and his friends into me.
- Sid Phillips: Lil? Lil? Now, dodgeball his all better.
- Kimi Finster: Come on, Lil, let's drop off the cliff.
- Hannah Phillips: Ready...
- Lil: OH MY GOD! WERE GOING TO FUCKINg DIE!!
- Sid Phillips: DIE, LIL, DIE!
- Lil: (falls off the cliff) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HEEEEELP! Please!
- Sid Phillips: She's lying! Whatever she says it's not true! (Sid throws the ball, and slams door.)
- Kimi Finster and Hannah Phillips: YAAAAAY! I FINALLY KILLED LIL!
- Narrator: Later, the Lil cries was about him, Drew Pickles was waiting.
- Drew: Lil, are you crying?
- Lil: I just fucking killed him!
- Drew: You are fucking grounded for 3127357975 billion million years.
- Lil: No, not 3127357975 billion million years!
- Drew: Yes, 3127357975 billion million years!
- Lil: Why me, why me?! How can you fucking stay for?
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