Lincoln Loud in The Bug House

Lincoln Loud in The Bug House is a The Loud House Home Video based on the 2016 Nickelodeon series of the same name by Chris Savino. It stars Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lucy, Lana and Lola, Lisa, Baby Lily, and Rita and Lynn Loud Sr. accompanying Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3 for their biggest Bug hunt ever. There are also six Thomas Stories taken from a Thomas Classics DVD in Japan.

Plot[]

Join Lincoln Loud and his family, as they go on a big bug hunt they've ever had. The same shows from Mr. Conductor's YTV Party 3 are among the cast.

Cast[]

Shining Time Station
The Loud House
Pokemon
Mucha Lucha
Hoop-a-Joop
Glitter Force
Cardcaptors
SWAT Kats
Scooby-Doo
The Susie Feeble Show
Yu-Gi-Oh!
Static Shock
The Adventures of Puss In Boots
Legend Quest
Jackie Chan Adventures
Batman Beyond
The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
The Misadventures of Malinda Doe
Ozzy and Drix
Tom and Jerry Tales
Xiaolin Showdown
Loonatics Unleashed
Dexter's Laboratory
Ed, Edd N Eddy
Courage The Cowardly Dog
The Powerpuff Girls
Johnny Bravo
The Dork Diaries
Teen Hearts
The Dynamic Girls
Codename: Kids Next Door
Ben 10
The Secret Saturdays
Mike, Lu and Og
Generator Rex
The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
Adventure Time
Regular Show
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Cow and Chicken
Steven Universe
Mighty Magiswords
The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
The Replacements
The Emperor's New School
Star vs. The Forces of Evil
Phineas and Ferb
Accidentally Adventures
Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
Timon and Pumbaa
Milo Murphy's Law
Gravity Falls
Wander Over Yonder
Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
The 7D
Kim Possible
Pickle and Peanut
Dave The Barbarian
American Dragon: Jake Long
Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes
The Adventures of Julie Kane
Detention
Generation O!
Digimon
Phantom Investigators
Turbo FAST
Dragons
Power Crystal Girls
Soapin' Water
Sonic X
TMNT
Kirby! Right Back At Ya
Dinosaur King
The Amazing World of Gumball
Diary of A Wimpy Kid
The Misadventures of Max Crumbly
Spellcaster High
Captain Planet and The Planeteers
Josie and The Pussycats
Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime
Freakazoid!
Earthworm Jim
Friends Forever
Yin Yang Yo!
Gravesville Intermediate

Thomas Stories[]

Trouble For Thomas
Old Iron
Rheneas and The Roller Coaster
Buffer Bother
Gordon Takes A Dip
Toby's Tightrope

Songs in a Pokemon-Styled Karaoke Contest[]

Permission To Party by KSM (sung by Ash Ketchum, Mary, Rebecca Norman and the Hex Girls)
Me and My Teddy from Barney & Friends (sung by Marissa)
Velvet by Breathe Carolina (sung by A.J. and Morrison)
Survivor by Destiny's Child (sung by Giselle, Duplica, and Tyra)
The Man Behind The Mask by Alice Cooper (sung by Dario and Damian)
Genie In A Bottle by Christina Aguilera (sung by Katharine and Shannon)
Faith by the late George Michael (sung by Falkner)
Bop To The Top from High School Musical (sung by Chopper and Ramona)
Finally Falling from Victorious (sung by Arielle and Benji)
Sometimes by Britney Spears (sung by Krystal)
YMCA by Village People (sung by Keegan and Koji)
Say You'll Be There by The Spice Girls (covered by Brock, Bonnie, Roxanne Rock and the Pussycats)

Trivia[]

Total of guest stars: various.
Kimiko's outfit: from The Return of PandaBubba.
Appearances by Lincoln and his family.

Script[]

(We open this video with the Strand Home Video FBI Warning)
(We next show the 1993-1994 Strand Home Video logo)
(We afterwards open with the full version of The Loud House's theme song)
Chorus: Crashing through the crowded halls, Dodging girls like ping pong balls, Just to reach the bathroom on time (Hey! Hey! Hey!) Leaping over laundry piles, Diapers you can smell for miles, Guy's gotta do what he can to survive! In the Loud House! In the Loud House! Duck, dodge, push and shove, It's how we show our love! In the Loud House! In the Loud House! One boy and ten girls (Wouldn't trade it for the world!) Loud! House! Loud! Loud House! Me time, a little room to breathe time, A little quiet and peace, I've never had. At least I'm never lonely, We're never lacking for a sports team, Maybe this crazy's not that bad! In the Loud House! In the Loud House! Duck, dodge, push and shove, This is how we show our love! In the Loud House! In the Loud House! Gotta love Mom and Dad, For not going completely mad! In the Loud House! In the Loud House! One boy and ten girls, Wouldn't trade it for the world! Loud! House! Loud! Loud House!
Lily: (spoken) Poo-poo!
(We soon find Ash and the others at the Amusement Park)
Ash: Wow!
Gary: Looks like we've hit the jackpot!
Helen: The amusement park is full of attractions and ah will love ta go in!
Sarah: So do I, mon amie. It will be ze biggest ticket ever!
Rikochet: I knew this'll work.
The Flea: And look, The Flea's got company!
(Lincoln and his family arrive, carrying cages full of Bug Pokemon)
Lincoln and his family: Hi, everyone!
(Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora, Brianna and Vanessa see a bunch of Beedrill and burst out in horror)
Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora, Brianna and Vanessa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(They all run away in great fear)
Aya: Misty?
Ozzy: Mel?
Howard: Lily?
Edd: Teodora?
Panini: Brianna?
Cissy: Vanessa?
Misty: Get those disgusting Bug Pokemon away from us!
Mel: They're very scary!
Lily: And extremely gross, too!
Teodora: What's worse is that those Beedrill want to sting us!
Brianna: Just like when we ran away from them!
Vanessa: (flailing her arms in a frenzied way) Everyone get rid of them right now!
Ralph: Ha! Trying to remove the Bug Pokemon?
Cole: What a joke!
(They laugh hysterically, but Lori stomps on each of their feet)
Ralph and Cole: AIYEEE!!!
Lori: Shut up, you floundering scallions!
(Mackenzie appears and defends Ralph and Cole by slapping Lori by the cheek)
Lori: Hey!
Mackenzie: Shut up yourself, Lori Loud, and please, don't yell at Ralph and Cole!
(Chloe, Arlene, Mimi and Bonnie sigh with embarrassment)
Mitchie: Girls, are you alright?
Amethyst: Can you tell us what has happened?
Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora, Brianna and Vanessa: This isn't...a park expedition, it's a torture chamber!
Virgil: What?! A torture chamber?!
Richie: You've got to be kidding!
Jade: We should have thought that Bugs and Humans have friendships.
Buena Girl: Besides, you don't have to be scared of them.
(But then, Lexi punches Jade and Buena Girl away into the air a la Ash Catches A Pokemon)
Lexi: (with a very scary look) That's what you get for being careless, you scrawny little cowards!
Senora Zapata: (also with a very scary look) Yes, Senorita Lexi, you tell them!
(Misty, Mel, Lily, Teodora, Brianna and Vanessa growl loudly and then lose it)
Misty: Don't you dare call us cowards!
Mel: We don't like Bug Pokemon!
Lily: And we have to mean it!
Teodora, Brianna and Vanessa: Yeah!
Scooby: (blushing with embarrassment) Ruh, roh.
Sylvester: (as both he and Tom face palm) Not another one of these lame excuses.
Tigger: (to the viewers) I think we're in big trouble.
(At that moment, The Conductors appear)
Mr. Conductor 3: Girls, would you please settle down?
Kick: Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3?
Brad: What are you dill weeds doing in here?
Eddy: I see, a karaoke contest.
Lee: You'd better believe it or else we're a waste of junk.
Mr. Conductor 2: Not for long, Lee, we've got everything ready.
Jim: Groovy!
Peter Puppy: Count us in!
Janna: See, Hope? We're all set.
Hope: Do you remind us of Thomas?
Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Hope. He found trouble with some ruthless freight cars. Let me explain.
(Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Trouble For Thomas starts)
Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas the Tank Engine wouldn't stop being a nuisances. Night after night, he kept the other engines awake.
Thomas: I'm tired of pushing coaches. I wanna see the world.
Mr. Conductor 1: The other engines didn't take much notice, for Thomas was a little engine with a long tongue. But one night, Edward came to the shed. He was a kind little engine and felt sorry for Thomas.
Edward: I've got some freight cars to take home tomorrow. If you take them instead of me, i'll push coaches in the yard.
Thomas: Thank you.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
Thomas: That would be nice.
Mr. Conductor 1: Next morning, Edward and Thomas asked their drivers, and when they said "yes", Thomas ran off happily to find freight cars. Now the freight cars were silly and noisy. They talked a lot and don't attend to what they are doing. And i'm sorry to say they play tricks on an engine who is not used to them. Edward knew all about the freight cars. He warned Thomas to be careful but Thomas was too excited to listen. The shunter fastened the coupling and when the signal dropped, Thomas was ready. The conductor blew his whistle.
Thomas: Peep Peep.
Mr. Conductor 1: Answered Thomas and started off. But the freight cars weren't ready.
Freight Cars: Oh! Oh!
Mr. Conductor 1: They screamed.
Freight Cars: Wait, Thomas, wait!
Mr. Conductor 1: But Thomas would't wait.
Thomas: Come on come on.
Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed.
Freight Cars: All right, don't fuss! All right, don't fuss!
Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled the cars. Thomas began going faster and faster.
Thomas: Wheesh!
Mr. Conductor 1: He whistled, as he rush through Henry's tunnel.
Thomas: Hurry, hurry.
Mr. Conductor 1: Called Thomas. He was feeling very proud of himself. But the cars grew crosser and crosser. At last Thomas slowed down as he came to Gordon's Hill.
Thomas' Driver: Steady, now, steady.
Mr. Conductor 1: Warned the driver, as he reach the top. He began to put on the brakes.
Thomas: We're stopping, we're stopping!
Mr. Conductor 1: Called Thomas.
Freight Cars: No, no, no!
Mr. Conductor 1: Answered the cars bumping them to each other.
Freight Cars: Go on! Go on!
Mr. Conductor 1: Before the driver could stop them they had pushed Thomas down the hill and were rattling and laughing behind them. Poor Thomas tried hard to stop them from making him go too fast.
Thomas: Stop pushing, stop pushing!
Mr. Conductor 1: He hissed. But the cars took no notice.
Freight Cars: Go on! Go on!
Mr. Conductor 1: They giggled in their silly way.
Thomas: There's the station! Oh dear, what shall I do?
Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Thomas. They rattled straight through and swerved into the goods yard. Thomas shut his eyes.
Thomas: I must stop!
Mr. Conductor 1: When he opened his eyes, he saw he had stopped just in front of the buffers. There watching him was...Sir Topham Hatt.
Sir Topham Hatt: What are you doing here, Thomas
Mr. Conductor 1: He asked.
Thomas: I brought Edward's freight cars.
Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas answered.
Sir Topham Hatt: Why did you come so fast?
Thomas: I didn't mean to. I was pushed.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
Sir Topham Hatt: You've got a lot to learn about freight cars, Thomas. After pushing them about here for a few weeks you'll know almost as much about them as Edward. Then you'll be a Really Useful Engine.
(Trouble For Thomas ends)
Mr. Conductor 1: So remember, cars can be dangerous and we mean it.
Jake: Aw, man!
Haley: You'd be leaving, huh?
The Conductors: Yep.
(The Conductors sparkle away)
Leni: Come on, guys! The bug hunt is underway!
Luna: We're gonna rock this place apart!
Luan: And we deserve it. Hm, hm, get it?
Lynn Jr.: Follow us!
Mikey: Yes!
Timmy: Bug hunt, here we come!
(They follow the Loud Family to the bug hunt, as Misty and her friends sadly watch)
Misty: Lexi and Senora Zapata were right about our carelessness.
Mel: But sometimes, we do hurt those Beedrill's feelings with our fear of bugs.
Lily: You're right.
Teodora: We do hope that other Pokemon might cheer us up.
Brianna: Like felines for example.
Vanessa: Hope so.
(As undergo a bug hunt montage, Americano is heard)
Lady Gaga: I met a girl in east LA In floral shorts - as sweet as May She sang in eights in two Barrio chords We fell in love, but not in court La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la Manos- Manos- Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Mis canciones son de la revolución [my songs are of the revolution] Mi corazón me duele por mi generación [my heart hurts for my generation] If you love me, we can marry, on the west coast, On a Wednesday, en un verano, en agosto I don't speak your, I don't speak your language oh no (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I won't speak your Jesus Christo (La-la-la-la-la-la) Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano I will fight for, I have fought for how I love you (La-la-la-la-la-la) I have cried for, I will die for how I care (La-la-la-la-la-la) In the mountains, las campanas están sonando (The bells are ringing) Todos los chicos (chicas), y los chicos (chicas) están besando [And the boys (girls), and the boys (girls) are kissing] I don't speak your, I don't speak your language oh no (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I won't speak your Jesus Christo (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I don't speak your Americano (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I won't speak your Jesus Christo (La-la-la-la-la-la) Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Don't you try and catch me, Don't you try and catch me, No! No! No! No! I'm living on the edge of, Living on the edge of the law, law, law, law Don't you try and catch me, Don't you try and get me, No! No! No! No! Don't you try to catch me, I'm living on the edge of the law, law, law, law.
(Americano ends, as we transit to Mary, Ash, Brock and Bonnie walking along the carnival)
Mary: I'm going to show Skyler how perfect I do.
Ash: Idols will be idols, and we have to mean it.
Brock: Good.
Bonnie: Look, we've got company!
(Just then, Rebecca, Roxanne and the Hanna Barbera Bands approach)
Rebecca: Hey, Ashy-Boy, what's up?
Roxanne: You, Brock and Bonnie will sing along with us, right?
Ash and Brock: (blushing dreamily) We do.
Mary: It'll be a piece of cake!
Bonnie: Exactly.
(Just then, the rest of the superstars return)
Rikochet: What are these girls doing in the carnival?!
Pooh: Oh, bother.
Lisa: What a coincidence!
Carlos Caterpillar: Hola, Amigos!
(Everyone turns around)
Lana: That voice!
Lola: We recognize it familiarly!
(Carlos Caterpillar and his crew appear)
Carlos: It's been a long time since we found you.
Antonio: How many songs do we have today?
Thorn: Twelve in order!
Josie: Wouldn't you all agree?
(The Conductors appear)
Mr. Conductor 3: Yes, indeed.
Dusk: Everyone will love the rhythm.
Melody: Or so they think. (giggles)
Mr. Conductor 2: We'll be watching you girls right now.
Luna: Good.
Valerie: Do you remember Edward?
Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Valerie. He was lucky to save a careless James from total disaster. Let me explain.
(Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Old Iron starts)
Mr. Conductor 1: One day, James have to wait at the station till Edward and his train came in. This made him cross.
James: Late again!
Mr. Conductor 1: Edward laughed and James fumed again.
(James' whistle toots)
Mr. Conductor 1: After James had finished his work he went back to the yard, and puffed on to the turntable. He was still feeling very bad tempered.
James: Edward is impossible!
Mr. Conductor: He grumbled to the others.
James: He clanks about like a lot of old iron and he is so slow, he makes us wait!
Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas and Percy were indictment.
Percy: Old iron! Slow!
Thomas: Why, Edward could beat you in a race any day!
James: Really!
Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
James: I should like to see him do it.
(James' whistle toots)
Mr. Conductor 1: Next morning, James' driver was suddenly taking ill. He could hardly stand, so the fireman uncoupled James ready for shunting. James was impatient. Suddenly, the signalman shouted. There was James puffing away down the line.
Signalman: All traffic halted!
Mr. Conductor 1: Called the signalman. Then he told the fireman what had happened.
Signalman: Two boys were on James' footplate fiddling with the controls.
Fireman: Whew.
Signalman: They tumbled off and ran when James started.
(Phone rings)
Mr. Conductor 1: The signalman answered the telephone.
Signalman: Yes? He's here? Right, I'll tell him. The inspector's coming at once. He wants a shunter's pole and a coil of wire rope.
Fireman: What for?
Mr. Conductor 1: Wondered the fireman.
Signalman: Search me, but you better get them quickly.
Mr. Conductor 1: The fireman was ready when Edward arrived. The inspector saw the pole and a rope.
Inspector: Good man, jump in.
(Edward's whistle toots)
Edward: We'll catch him, we'll catch him.
Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Edward. James was laughing.
James: What a lark! What a lark!
Mr. Conductor 1: He chuckled to himself. Suddenly, he was going faster and faster. He realized that he had no driver.
James: What shall I do? I can't stop! Help! Help!
Edward: We're coming, we're coming!
Mr. Conductor 1: Called Edward.
(Edward's whistle toots)
Mr. Conductor 1: Edward was panting up behind with every ounce of steam he had. At last, he caught up with James.
(Edward's whistle toots)
Edward's Driver: Steady, Edward.
Mr. Conductor 1: Called his driver. The inspector stood on Edward's front holding a noose of rope in the crook of the shunter's pole. He was trying to slip it over James' buffer. The engines swayed and lurched. At last...
Inspector: Got him!
Mr. Conductor 1: He shouted. He pulled the noose tight. Gently braking, Edward's driver checked the engines' speed, and James' fireman scrambled across and took control.
Edward: So the old iron caught you after all.
Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Edward.
James: I'm sorry.
Mr. Conductor 1: Whispered James.
James: Thank you for saving me. You were splendid, Edward.
Edward: That's all right.
Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Edward. The engines arrived at the station side by side. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting.
Sir Topham Hatt: A fine piece of work.
Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
Sir Topham Hatt: James, you can rest, and then take your train. I'm proud of you, Edward. You shall go to the works and have your worn parts mended.
Edward: Oh, thank you, Sir.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
Edward: It'll be lovely not to clank.
(Old Iron ends)
Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how you can be a hero for the Island of Sodor.
Lara: Ah couldn't agree more.
Melvin: You'd be leaving, huh?
The Conductors: Yep!
(The Conductors sparkle away)
Ash: Can we start the show right now?
Mary: Please?
Rebecca: Of course you will!
Thorn: It's all starting right here!
(They lead Ash and Mary to the stage)
Sakura: We're counting on you, Ash!
Mikey: You too, Mary!
(Moments later, Julie brings Theresa, Ann and Jonny K. to their destination)
Jonny K.: And we're rolling!
Julie: This is Julie Kane reporting for YTV News, and at my side are Theresa Radcliffe and Ann Gora.
Theresa: We are here live at the Bug Park, where a concert is about to be held.
Ann: But first, let's see what Mrs. Johnson and Mr. Grouse will have to say about it.
Mrs. Johnson: Folks, we've got our first song on the go.
Mr. Grouse: It's called Permission To Party and it's sung by Ash, Mary and the girl band!
(Everyone claps and cheers as Ash and Mary sing Permission To Party, with Rebecca and The Hex Girls joining in)
Ash, Mary, Rebecca and the Hex Girls: What! Play! Yeah! Listen up! C-c-c-c'mon! Get up early Don't be late for school Slow down to 55 Obey every single rule Turn off your cell phone When the movie starts Get back home Before it gets dark C'mon Enough of this what we should do We've got nothing to prove After all the work is through [Chorus:] Let's go, we don't need no Permission to party Let's rock, nonstop, 'cause everyone's got Permission to party No application needed Satisfaction guaranteed and We don't need no Permission to party...permission to party Do your homework Clean up your mess Don't act too crazy When your parents entertain guests Get off your MySpace Hang up the phone Sometimes you wanna just Loose control C'mon Enough of this what we should do We've got nothing to prove After all the work is through [Chorus:] Let's go, we don't need no Permission to party Let's rock, nonstop, 'cause everyone's got Permission to party No application needed Satisfaction guaranteed and We don't need no Permission to party...permission to party Permission to party Everyone's got the right to take a little holiday No requirements except to have some fun, oh Everybody knows just what to do, live a little, celebrate I know, you know, we don't need no Permission to party from anyone Alright! Everybody! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah C-c-c-c'mon! This time we're making the rules 'Cause we've got something to prove So whatcha gonna do [Chorus: (2x)] Let's go, we don't need no Permission to party Let's rock, nonstop, 'cause everyone's got Permission to party No application needed Satisfaction guaranteed and We don't need no Permission to party...permission to party Permission to party, yeah, yeah, yeah Whoa!
(Permission To Party ends)
Ash: We did it!
Mary: Woo!
Rebecca: We sure won after all, aren't we?
Sakura: So that's how Ash deserved to win.
Mikey: Even Mary.
(They both shake hands)
Kaito: (watching Rebecca from far away) Well done, Rebecca, you've won.
Mrs. Johnson: Time for the second act entitled Me and My Teddy.
Mr. Grouse: It's a Barney and Friends classic by Marissa of Sunburst Island!
(Everyone claps and cheers in delight as Marissa, donning a red minidress, white tights and black dress shoes and holding her stuffed teddy bear in her arms, performs Me and My Teddy)
Marissa: (singing) Me and my best teddy bear Sitting in my favorite chair, We are going out to play Just like every day. I got lots of friends out there And they're lots of fun, But they're not my teddy bear He's my favorite one.
(She gets up from the chair and dances along with her teddy bear)
Marissa: Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready to play. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready to play. You know, I've got a lot of friends that I play with. You know, I've got a lot of friends who are fun. But then they can't do anything like my teddy, 'Cause my teddy, he is the one.
(She twirls her teddy bear)
Marissa: Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for bed. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for bed. You know I'm never really frightened at nighttime. You know I'm not even scared of the dark. 'Cause with my teddy right here alongside me I'm not even scared of a shark! Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for school. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for school. I got to leave him at home By himself all alone. But he doesn't mind, and that's cool. That's cool!
(Me and My Teddy ends)
Marissa: (curtsy) Thank you.
Zackie: (giving a thumbs up to Marissa) Well done. That was spectacular
Marissa: Oh, here's a surprise.
(She kisses him on the cheek)
Zackie: (blushing) Wow.
Mrs. Johnson: Our third act is Velvet.
Mr. Grouse: Covered by A.J. from Kanto and Morrison from Hoenn.
(Everyone claps and cheers as A.J. and Morrison perform Velvet)
A.J. and Morrison: Watch her inhibitions falling to the floor Notice how you lock the door What would you love to do Here in this hotel room together and alone I want you to put on a show What would you love to do What would you love to say What would you love Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Watch you in the mirror the way you touch yourself Your hips to your fingertips What would you love to do Don't be so impatient Don't lose self control I'll make the rules up as we go What would you love to do What would you love to say What would you love Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you slip right out of that dress I won't say the word say the word Ohhoooohhhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word Princess I just want a witness Watch you severing the velvet I won't say the word say the word Ohhh Princess I just want a witness Watch you slip right out of that dress I won't say the word No I won't say the word No I won't say the word say the word.
(Velvet ends)
A.J.: We've won!
Morrison: This is how we perform
Cissy: (giving A.J. a thumbs up) Nice work, A.J.
Katie: (also giving Morrison a thumbs up) Even you've got the skills, Morrison.
A.J. and Morrison: Ah, thanks.
(Gonger hits the gong in an instant)
Rabbit: I can hear Gonger!
Principal Slimovitz: Probably cause it's a story break.
(The Conductors reappear)
Mr. Conductor 1: That's right, P-Slim.
Mr. Conductor 2: And we have another one to begin.
Mr. Conductor 3: I'll explain to you about the time Rheneas endured a wild ride.
(Mr. Conductor 3 blows his whistle and Rheneas and The Roller Coaster starts)
Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas is a brave little engine who enjoys working in the mountains on the Island of Sodor. Even though he is little, Rheneas loves feeling like a really useful engine. One day, Sir Topham Hatt came to see Rheneas.
Sir Topham Hatt: I have a very important job to do.
Mr. Conductor 3: He boomed.
Rheneas: An important job!
Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Rheneas.
Rheneas: Oh, thank you sir.
Sir Topham Hatt: You are to take some school children up into the mountains. You must make sure they have a wonderful time and are back in time for their lunch.
Rheneas: Yes, sir.
Mr. Conductor 3: Said Rheneas. But he was worried. He wasn't sure he was good enough to make the trip special. When Rheneas arrived at the station, the children and the teacher were waiting on the platform.
Rheneas: How am I going to make the children's day really special?
Mr. Conductor 3: He said to Rusty.
Rusty: You know the mountains better than any engine.
Mr. Conductor 3: Said Rusty. But Rheneas wasn't sure his best will be exciting enough. He felt like a very little engine indeed. Sir Topham Hatt had told Rheneas' driver to point out all the beautiful sights along the way.
Rheneas' Driver: This is Sodor Castle.
Mr. Conductor 3: Called his driver.
Rheneas' Driver: It is very special and important.
Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas saw the castle everyday. He didn't think it was special or important.
Rheneas: I must think of something exciting to do.
Mr. Conductor 3: He tought to himself.
Rheneas' Driver: This is the valley view.
Mr. Conductor 3: Said his driver.
Rheneas' Driver: And here's the viaduct.
Children: (gasp)
Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas was still unhappy. The trip didn't seem wonderful to him at all.
Rheneas: Must be special! Must be special.
Mr. Conductor 3: He tought. Meanwhile, Rusty was working on the rocky ridge line. Heavy rains have washed the ground from under the road.
Foreman: These lines are too bumpy and uneven.
Mr. Conductor 3: Said the foreman.
Foreman: The track must be closed for repairs.
Rheneas: Must be special. Must be special.
Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas was still trying to think of something that will make the children's trip special. He didn't know the linesmen have forgotten to switch the points. Suddenly, Rheneas was on the wrong track.
Rheneas: Oh no! This track is closed for repairs. Bust my buffers!
Mr. Conductor 3: Chuffed Rheneas.
Rusty: Be careful!
Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Rusty.
Rusty: The tracks are very bumpy!
Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas wooshed down the mountain like a roller coaster. The children cheered. Rheneas puffed up the rocky ridge with all his might. His coach clattered and bumped and bounced along behind. And the children oooed and aaaed. Rheneas huffed and puffed as hard as he could. He steamed across the trestle bridge. He was going so fast the teacher nearly lost her hat. Rheneas splashed under a waterfall, the children laughed happily and the teacher covered her eyes. At last, they could see the station. Rheneas was very tired and worried.
Rheneas: What will Sir Topham Hatt say?
Teacher: Phew!
Mr. Conductor 3: Said the teacher.
Teacher: Just in time for lunch.
Children: It was the best school trip ever!
Mr. Conductor 3: Cried the children. Sir Topham Hatt wasn't cross with Rheneas, he was happy too.
Sir Topham Hatt: You gave the children a wonderful trip. You really are a very useful engine.
Rheneas: Oh, thank you sir!
Mr. Conductor 3: Puffed Rheneas proudly. Rheneas didn't feel like a little engine anymore.
(Children cheer)
(Rheneas and The Roller Coaster ends)
Mr. Conductor 3: So we all know about Rheneas' wild ride.
Mr. Conductor 1: I love it!
Mr. Conductor 2: Especially the William Tell Overture part.
Mrs. Johnson: Onward with the fourth song called Survivor.
Mr. Grouse: As covered by Giselle, Duplica and Tyra!
(Everyone claps and cheers as Giselle, Duplica and Tyra perform Survivor)
Giselle, Duplica and Tyra: (singing) Now that you're out of my life I'm so much better You thought that I'd be weak without you But I'm stronger You thought that I'd be broke without you But I'm richer You thought that I'd be sad without you I laugh harder You thought I wouldn't grow without you Now I'm wiser Though that I'd be helpless without you But I'm smarter You thought that I'd be stressed without you But I'm chillin' You thought I wouldn't sell without you Sold 9 million I'm a survivor (What?) I'm not gon give up (What?) I'm not gon stop (What?) I'm gon work harder (What?) I'm a survivor (What?) I'm gonna make it (What?) I will survive (What?) Keep on survivin' (What?) I'm a survivor (What?) I'm not gon give up (What?) I'm not gon stop (What?) I'm gon work harder (What?) I'm a survivor (What?) I'm gonna make it (What?) I will survive (What?) Keep on survivin' (What?) Thought I couldn't breathe without I'm inhaling You thought I couldn't see without you Perfect vision You thought I couldn't last without you But I'm lastin' You thought that I would die without you But I'm livin' Thought that I would fail without you But I'm on top Thought it would be over by now But it won't stop Thought that I would self destruct But I'm still here Even in my years to come I'm still gon be here I'm a survivor (What?) I'm not gon give up (What?) I'm not gon stop (What?) I'm gon work harder (What?) I'm a survivor (What?) I'm gonna make it (What?) I will survive (What?) Keep on survivin' (What?) I'm a survivor (What?) I'm not gon give up (What?) I'm not gon stop (What?) I'm gon work harder (What?) I'm a survivor (What?) I'm gonna make it (What?) I will survive (What?) Keep on survivin' (What?) I'm wishin' you the best Pray that you are blessed Bring much success, no stress, and lots of happiness (I'm better than that) I'm not gon blast you on the radio (I'm better than that) I'm not gon lie on you and your family (I'm better than that) I'm not gon hate on you in the magazines ('m better than that) I'm not gon compromise my Christianity (I'm better than that) You know I'm not gon diss you on the internet Cause my mama taught me better than that I'm a survivor (What?) I'm not gon give up (What?) I'm not gon stop (What?) I'm gon work harder (What?) I'm a survivor (What?) I'm gonna make it (What?) I will survive (What?) Keep on survivin' (What?) I'm a survivor (What?) I'm not gon give up (What?) I'm not gon stop (What?) I'm gon work harder (What?) I'm a survivor (What?) I'm gonna make it (What?) I will survive (What?) Keep on survivin' (What?) (Beyonce) Oh (oh) oh (oh)... After of all of the darkness and sadness Soon comes happiness If I surround my self with positive things I'll gain prosperity I'm a survivor (What?) I'm not gon give up (What?) I'm not gon stop (What?) I'm gon work harder (What?) I'm a survivor (What?) I'm gonna make it (What?) I will survive (What?) Keep on survivin' (What?)
(Survivor ends)
Giselle: We did it!
Duplica: Woo!
Tyra: How awesome!
Ritchie: You know what? I think they've deserved to go for the gold.
Todd: I'll make a photo finish.
Mandi: Astounding, huh?
Mrs. Johnson: Let's go for this fifth song called The Man Behind The Mask.
Mr. Grouse: Sung by Dario and Damian themselves.
(Everyone claps and cheers as Dario and Damian perform The Man Behind The Mask)
Dario and Damian: (singing in unison) You're with your baby And you're parked alone On a summer night You're deep in love But you're deeper in the woods You think you're doin' alright Did you hear that voice Did you see that face Or was it just a dream This can't be real That only happens, babe On the movie screen Oh, but he's back He's the man behind the mask And he's out of control He's back The man behind the mask And he crawled out of his hole You're swimmin' with your girl Out on lovers' lake And the wind blows cold It chills your bones But you're still on the lake That's a bad mistake But the moon was full And you had a chance To be all alone But you're not alone This is your last dance And your last romance Oh, if you see him comin' Get away if you can Just keep on runnin' Run as fast as you can He's a dangerous, dangerous man And he's out tonight And he's watchin' you And he knows you house No, don't turn out the lights Oh, but he's back He's the man behind the mask And he's out of control He's back The man behind the mask And he crawled out of his hole.
(The Man Behind The Mask ends)
Dario: Yee-Haw! We finally did it!
Damian: I'm glad that's a hit.
Bailey: I think Dario and Damian need us after all.
Marina: Just once.
Mrs. Johnson: In our sixth act is Genie In A Bottle.
Mr. Grouse: As performed by Katharine and Shannon!
(Everyone claps and cheers as Katharine and Shannon sing Genie In A Bottle)
Katharine and Shannon: Come on, come on Ohh, whow. I feel like I've been locked up tight For a century of lonely nights Waiting for someone to release me You're lickin' your lips And blowing kisses my way But that don't mean I'm gonna give it away Baby, baby, baby (Baby baby baby...) Ooohhh, my body's sayin' let's go Ooohhh, but my heart is sayin' no If you wanna be with me Baby there's a price to pay I'm a genie in a bottle You gotta rub me the right way If you wanna be with me I can make your wish come true You gotta make a big impression (Oh yeah) Gotta like what you do (I'm a genie in a bottle baby Gotta rub me the right way honey I'm a genie in a bottle baby Come come, come on and let me out) The music's fading and the lights down low Just one more dance and then we're good to go Waiting for someone Who needs me Hormones racing at the speed of light But that don't mean it's gotta be tonight Baby, baby, baby (Baby baby baby...) Ooohhh, my body's sayin' let's go Ooohhh, but my heart is sayin' no (but my heart is sayin' no) If you wanna be with me Baby there's a price to pay I'm a genie in a bottle (I'm a genie in a bottle) You gotta rub me the right way If you wanna be with me (Ohh) I can make your wish come true (Your wish come true ohh) Just come and set me free baby And I'll be with you (I'm a genie in a bottle baby Gotta rub me the right way honey I'm a genie in a bottle baby Come come, come on and let me out) I'm a genie in a bottle baby Gotta rub me the right way honey (If you wanna be with me) I'm a genie in a bottle baby Come come, come on and let me out Ooohhh, my body's sayin' lets go Ooohhh, but my heart is sayin' no If you wanna be with me Baby there's a price to pay I'm a genie in a bottle (I'm a genie in a bottle) You gotta rub me the right way If you wanna be with me I can make your wish come true Just come and set me free, baby And I'll be with you If you wanna be with me Baby there's a price to pay I'm a genie in a bottle (In a bottle baby) You gotta rub me the right way If you wanna be with me (If you wanna be with me) I can make your wish come true Just come and set me free baby And I'll be with you I'm a genie in a bottle baby Come come, come on and let me out.
(Genie In A Bottle ends as Katharine and Shannon give a finishing curtsy)
Katharine: I hope Toby will see me.
Shannon: Cameron, too.
(Gonger smacks his gong again)
Mr. Conductor 1: You know about Bill and Ben?
Mr. Conductor 3: Surely.
Mr. Conductor 2: They've got an experience with buffers.
(Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Buffer Bother starts)
Mr. Conductor 2: Bill and Ben are quarry engines. They are twins. They play together, they shunt freight cars together. They even get up to naughtyness together. Whenever you find Bill you will find Ben. Whether you find Ben you will find Bill. Sir Topham Hatt had come to inspect his quarry engines. He found that Mavis and Bill were in fine working order.
Sir Topham Hatt: Unfortunately, Ben.
Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt said.
Sir Topham Hatt: Your buffers are damaged. You must report to the engine works inmediately for a new set of buffers. Mavis you will have to work with Bill until Ben returns.
Mavis: Yes sir.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis and Sir Topham Hatt drove away. Ben was happy.
Ben: I'm going to get new buffers!
Mr. Conductor 2: He gloated to Bill.
Bill: Well i should get new buffers too.
Mr. Conductor 2: Bill complained.
Bill: We're twins. We do everything together.
Ben: But you don't need new buffers.
Mr. Conductor 2: Ben teased.
Bill: You're getting new buffers because you're getting clumsy.
Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Bill enviously.
Ben: No I'm not!
Bill: Yes you are!
Ben: No I'm not!
Bill: Yes you are!
Mavis: Will you two stop being crackpots?
Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis scolded.
Mavis: Now come on, Bill, we've got work to do.
Mr. Conductor 2: Ben couldn't wait to get new buffers. Later, Bill watched as Ben chuffed away to the engine works. He was green with envy, he wanted new buffers too. Bill returned to his job but he wasn't thinking about work. All he could think about was Ben's new buffers.
Bill: Ooh!
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
Bill: (sneezes)
Mavis: Be careful.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
Mavis: And stop thinking about Ben's new buffers.
Mr. Conductor 2: Bill tried thinking about birds, he tried thinking about trees, he tried thinking about anything but Ben and his brand new buffers. But it didn't work.
Bill: I want new buffers too!
Mr. Conductor 2: He cried.
Mavis: Just be happy you're in good working order.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
Bill: It's not fair!
Mr. Conductor 2: Bill huffed and he weeshed soot all over Mavis.
Mavis: Bill!
Mr. Conductor 2: Gasped Mavis.
Bill: Oops, sorry.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill. Bill tried his best to get with his work. But the troublesome trucks have spotted a chance for a tease.
Trucks: Poor poor Bill, he works, he suffers, while Ben his twin gets brand new buffers!
Bill: I might not have new buffers.
Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
Bill: But I still know how to biff troublesome trucks.
Mavis: No!
Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis cried. But it was too late. Ben puffed into the quarry with his shiny new buffers just in time to hear...
Bill: Bust my buffers!
Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Bill.
Ben: I think you have.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Ben. When Sir Topham Hatt arrived and saw Bill's broken buffers, he was not happy.
Sir Topham Hatt: You behaved badly Bill.
Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt said.
Sir Topham Hatt: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Bill: Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
Sir Topham Hatt: Before you get new buffers.
Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt continued.
Sir Topham Hatt: I want you to think what it means to be a responsible reliable engine.
Bill: Yes Sir.
Mr. Conductor 2: Answered Bill weakly. After Sir Topham Hatt left, Ben rolled up to Bill with his new buffers gleaming.
Bill: They are nice buffers.
Mr. Conductor 2: Bill said.
Ben: Thanks.
Mr. Conductor 2: Ben said.
Ben: I'm sorry I teased you.
Bill: That's all right.
Mr. Conductor 2: Bill said.
Bill: I was naughty too.
Ben: Of course you are.
Mr. Conductor 2: Said Ben.
Ben: We're twins.
(Buffer Bother ends)
Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how buffers will be buffers.
Mr. Conductor 1: Good.
Mr. Conductor 3: We love it, too.
Mrs. Johnson: Time for our seventh act called Faith.
Mr. Johnson: Sung by Violet Gym Leader, Falkner!
(Everyone claps and cheers as Falkner sings Faith, while being dressed as the late George Michael)
Falkner: (singing through his guitar) Well, I guess it would be nice. If I could touch your body I know not everybody Has got a body like you But I've got to think twice Before I give my heart away And I know all the games you play Because I play them too Oh but I Need some time off from that emotion Time to pick my heart up off the floor And when that love comes down Without devotion Well it takes a strong man baby But I'm showing you the door 'Cause I gotta have faith.... Baby I know you're asking me to stay Say please, please, please, don't go away You say I'm giving you the blues Maybe You mean every word you say Can't help but think of yesterday And another who tied me down to loverboy rules Before this river Becomes an ocean Before you throw my heart back on the floor Oh baby I reconsider My foolish notion Well I need someone to hold me But I'll wait for something more Yes I've got to have faith....
(Faith ends)
Falkner: Woo! I've done it!
Miki: (giving Falkner a thumbs up) Nicely done, Falkner. You deserve to make a victory.
Falkner: (blushing) Ah, yes.
Mrs. Johnson: Our eighth act is a High School Musical hit called Bop To The Top.
Mr. Grouse: Covered by Chopper and Ramona!
(Everyone claps and cheers as Chopper and Ramona perform Bop To The Top)
Chopper: Mucho gusto.
Ramona: Ay que fabulosa Rrrrr aye aye AYE Arrriba ¿Quieres bailar?
Chopper: Mirame
Ramona: I believe in dreaming And shooting for the stars
Chopper: Baby to be number one You got to raise the bar
Ramona: Kicking and a scratching Grinding out my best
Chopper: Anything it takes to climb The ladder of success
Both: Work our tails off everyday Gotta bump the competition Blow them all away
Chopper: Caliente
Ramona: Suave Yeah we're gonna
Both: Bop bop bop, bop to the top Slip and slide and ride that rythm
Chopper: Jump and hop Hop 'til we drop
Ramona: And start again Zip zap zop hop, flop like a mop
Chopper: Scoot around the corner Move it to the groove 'til the music stops
Both: Do the bop bop bop To the top Don't ever stop Bop to the top Gimme gimme shimmy shimmy Shake some booty and turn around Flash a smile in their direction
Ramona: Show some muscle
Chopper: Do the hustle
Ramona: Yeah we're gonna
Chopper: Bop bop bop, bop to the top
Ramona: Wipe away your inhibitions
Both: Stump stump stump, do the rump
Chopper: And strut your stuff
Ramona: Bop bop bop, straight to the top We're going for the glory
Chopper: We'll keep stepping up and we just won't stop
Ramona: Stop
Both: Till we reach the top Bop to the top
(Bop To The Top ends)
Chopper: (holding Ramona's hands) Well, we've done it!
Ramona: Oh, how will I ever forgive you!
(They both kiss together)
Mrs. Johnson: Onward to our ninth act called Finally Falling!
Mr. Grouse: A Victorious hit sung by Arielle and Benji!
(Everyone claps and cheers as Arielle and Benji sing Finally Falling)
Arielle: Suddenly, my choice is clear. I knew when only you and I were standing here.
Benji: And beautiful is all I see.
Benji and Arielle: It's only you. I know it's true. It has to be.
Arielle: That money isn't worth a thing, If you didn't earn it, you don't deserve it. True love doesn't cost a thing And if you try to buy it, you can't return it.
Background Singers: No, no, oh, oh!
Arielle: Your friends are doing all the same things And my friends say, "Look at what you're wasting!"
Benji and Arielle: Well, it doesn't matter if we change their minds! Suddenly I can see what I didn't before And I don't care what they say anymore 'Cause I'm falling, falling! Finally falling, falling!
Arielle: I don't need all the finer things, Diamond rings and nothing. So show me something. 'Cause love is all I need, All I ever wanted. And now I've got it.
Background Singers: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Arielle: My friends are wondering what you're thinking! And your friends ‒ they probably think the same thing!
Benji and Ariele: But it doesn't matter if we change their minds! Suddenly I can see what I didn't before And I don't care what they say anymore 'Cause I'm falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling!
Arielle: If you can't find love when you're in it Just forget it. It would change your mind once you get it. Don't you get it? 'Cause we did it. Yeah, we did it. Well, we did it.
Benji and Arielle: Suddenly I can see what I didn't before And I don't care what they say anymore 'Cause I'm falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling! Suddenly I can see what I didn't before And I don't care what they say anymore 'Cause I'm falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling (she's falling, falling)! Finally falling, falling!
(Finally Falling ends)
Benji: Well, we've made it!
Arielle: Oh, Benji!
(They both kiss together, just as Gonger goes for a third gong strike)
Mr. Conductor 3: What a relief!
Mr. Conductor 2: Our fifth adventure, just around the corner!
Mr. Conductor 1: Didn't you all know about Gordon's accident with a ditch?
(Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Gordon Takes A Dip starts)
Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon was resting in a siding. Sometimes he thought...
Gordon: It's really tiring to be such a large and splendid engine, one does have to keep up appearance is so.
Henry: Peep peep peep peep! Hello, lazybones!
Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Henry.
Gordon: What cheek!
Mr. Conductor 1: Spluttered Gordon.
Gordon: That Henry is too big for his wheels. Fancy speaking to me like that. Me who has never had an accident.
Percy: Aren't jammed whistles and burst safety valves accidents?
Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Percy innocently.
Gordon: No indeed. High spirits. Might happen to any engine. But to come off the rails like Henry did. Well, I ask you. Is that right? Is it decent?
Mr. Conductor 1: Then it was Henry's turn to take the express. Gordon watch him getting ready.
Gordon: Be careful, Henry. You're not pulling the flying kipper now. Mind you keep on the rails today.
Mr. Conductor 1: Henry went off in a huff, and Gordon yawned and went to sleep. But not for long.
Driver: Wake up, Gordon.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
Driver: A special train's coming and we're to pull it.
Gordon: Is it coaches or freight cars?
Driver: Cars.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
Gordon: Cars.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
Gordon: Puh-huh.
Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon's fire was slow to start, so Edward had to push Gordon to the turntable to get him facing the right way.
Gordon: I won't go, I won't go!
Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled Gordon.
Edward: Don't be silly, don't be silly.
Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Edward. At last, Gordon was on the turntable. The movement had shaken his fire. It was now burning nicely and making steam. Gordon was cross and didn't care what he did. He waited till the table was halfway round.
Gordon: I'll show them, I'll show them.
Mr. Conductor 1: He hissed. He moved slowly forward to jam the table, but he couldn't stop himself and slithered into the ditch.
Gordon: Oosh!
Mr. Conductor 1: He hissed.
Gordon: Get me out, get me out!
Driver: Not a hope.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver and fireman.
Fireman: You're stuck, you silly great engine. Don't you understand that?
Mr. Conductor 1: They telephoned Sir Topham Hatt.
Sir Topham Hatt: So Gordon didn't want to take the special train and ran into a ditch? What's that you say? The special's waiting? Tell Edward to take it please. And Gordon? Leave him where his is. We'll get him out later.
Mr. Conductor 1: On the other side of the ditch, some little boys were chattering.
Boy 1: Oh, doesn't he look silly?
Boy 2: They'll never get him out.
Mr. Conductor 1: They began to sing.
Boys: Silly old Gordon fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch, silly old Gordon fell in a ditch all in the Monday morning.
Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon layed in the ditch all day.
Gordon: Oh, dear.
Mr. Conductor 1: He thought.
Gordon: I shall never get out.
Mr. Conductor 1: But that evening, they lifted Gordon and made a rope of sleepers under his wheels to keep him from the mud. Strong ropes were fastened to his back end, and James and Henry pulling hard, managed to bring him to safety. Late that night, Gordon crawled home, a sadder and wiser engine.
(Gordon Takes A Dip ends)
Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Gordon fell into a dirty ditch.
Mr. Conductor 2: Whoa!
Mr. Conductor 3: How awful!
Mrs. Johnson: We now go for our tenth act called Sometimes.
Mr. Grouse: A Britney Spears song by Krystal herself!
(Everyone claps and cheers as Krystal sings Sometimes)
Krystal: (singing) You tell me you're in love with me Like you can't take your pretty eyes away from me It's not that I don't wanna stay But everytime you come too close I move away I wanna believe in everything that you say A'Cause it sounds so good But if you really want me, move slow There's things about me you just have to know Sometimes I run Sometimes I hide Sometimes I'm scared of you But all I really want is to hold you tight Treat you right, be with you day and night Baby all I need is time I don't wanna be so shy, uh-uh Everytime that I'm alone I wonder why Hope that you will wait for me But you'll see that, you're the only one for me I wanna believe in everything that you say Ah 'cause it sounds so good But if you really want me, move slow There's things about me, you just have to know Sometimes I run Sometimes I hide Sometimes I'm scared of you But all I really want is to hold you tight Treat you right, be with you day and night All I really want is to hold you tight Treat you right, be with you day and night Baby all I need is time Just hang around and you'll see There's nowhere I'd rather be If you love me, trust in me The way that I trust in you Sometimes I run Sometimes I hide Sometimes I'm scared of you But all I really want is to hold you tight Treat you right, be with you day and night Sometimes I run Sometimes I hide Sometimes I'm scared of you But all I really want is to hold you tight Treat you right, be with you day and night All I really want is to hold you tight Be with you day and night Sometimes I run Times I hide Sometimes I'm scared of you But all I really want is to hold you tight Treat you right, be with you day and night.
(Sometimes ends)
Krystal: Woo! I've won!
Dorian: (giving Krystal a thumbs up) Well, Krystal, you've done it.
Krystal: Thanks, Dorian.
Mrs. Johnson: Our semifinal act is YMCA.
Mr. Grouse: It is a Village People song by Keegan and his rival Koji!
(Everyone claps and cheers as Keegan and Koji sing YMCA)
Keegan and Koji: (singing in unison) Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy Young man, there's a place you can go. I said, young man, when you're short on your dough. You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. They have everything for you men to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys ... It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal, You can do whatever you feel... Young man, are you listening to me? I said, young man, what do you want to be? I said, young man, you can make real your dreams. But you got to know this one thing! No man does it all by himself. I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf, And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A. I'm sure they can help you today. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. They have everything for you men to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys... It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal, You can do whatever you feel ... Young man, I was once in your shoes. I said, I was down and out with the blues. I felt no man cared if I were alive. I felt the whole world was so jive ... That's when someone came up to me, And said, young man, take a walk up the street. There's a place there called the Y.M.C.A. They can start you back on your way. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. They have everything for you men to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys... Y.M.C.A....you'll find it at the Y.M.C.A. Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down. Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground. Y.M.C.A....you'll find it at the Y.M.C.A. Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down. Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground. Y.M.C.A....just go to the Y.M.C.A. Young man, young man, are you listening to me? Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?
(Y.M.C.A. ends)
Keegan: We did it!
Koji: Yes!
Cherry: Well done, Keegan. You've won!
Brittney: Even you're the winner, Koji.
Keegan: Ah, thanks.
Koji: It's been a pleasure.
Mrs. Johnson: Our final act is Say You'll Be There.
Mr. Grouse: A Spice Girl song by Brock, Bonnie and their girl band!
(Everyone claps and cheers as Brock and Bonnie perform Say You'll Be There, with Roxanne and the Pussycats joining in)
Brock, Bonnie, Roxanne and the Pussycats: (singing in unison) I'm giving you everything all that joy can bring this I swear Last time that we had this conversation I decided we should be friends Yeah, but now we're going round in circles, tell me will this deja vu never end? Oh Now you tell me that you've fallen in love, well I never ever thought that would be This time you gotta take it easy throwing far too much emotions at me But any fool can see they're falling, I gotta make you understand I'm giving you everything all that joy can bring this I swear (I give you everything) And all that I want from you is a promise you will be there Say you will be there (Say you will be there) Won't you sing it with me If you, put two and two together you will see what our friendship is for (Oh) If you can't work this equation then I guess I'll have to show you the door There is no need to say you love me, It would be better left unsaid I'm (I'm) giving you everything (I give you everything) all that joy can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and (and) all that I want from you (all I want from you) is a promise (is a promise) you will be there Yeah, I want you Any fool can see they're falling, gotta make you understand I'll give you everything on this I swear Just promise you'll always be there I'm giving you everything (I m giving you everything) all that joy (all that joy can bring) can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and all that I want from you (all that I want from you) is a promise (I want you to promise you'll) you will be there (always be there) I'm giving you everything (I m giving you everything) all that joy (all that joy can bring) can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and all that I want from you (all that I want from you) is a promise (I want you to promise you'll) you will be there (always be there)
(Say You'll Be There ends)
Brock: We made it!
Bonnie: Yes!
Roxanne: We've been rock stars!
Erika: Well done, Brock. Here's a surprise.
Brock: Yes?
(Erika applies her lipstick to her lips)
Erika: A nice kiss!
(Brock and Erika both kiss together)
Zuzu: Oh, what?!
Allie: Gee, what a joker.
Celina: Bad luck, Zuzu.
(Gonger does one last gong strike)
Mr. Conductor 3: This is it, folks.
Mr. Conductor 2: Our last adventure.
Mr. Conductor 1: You'll know about Toby's experience with a tightrope.
(Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Toby's Tightrope starts)
Mr. Conductor 1: One day, Percy arrived in a quarry to collect some stone for his freight cars. Snow and frost lay everywhere. There was not a sound to be heard. Percy ventured furthur. He found Mavis the new diesel engine resting in the shelter of some rocks.
Percy: Cheer up, Mavis.
Mr. Conductor 1: He whistled. Mavis was still remembering the trouble she had with cars.
Mavis: Manager says I don't listen for his advice. He says i'd no business chortling down Toby's line. Toby's a fusspot.
Percy: Toby has forgotten all about freight cars than you'll ever known.
Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Percy.
Percy: You must put the cars where he wants them, then you'll be a really useful engine. Now if you excuse me, I have to take these stones to the harbour.
Mr. Conductor 1: Mavis likes Percy but she still wouldn't to his advice.
Mavis: Why shouldn't i go on Toby's line.
Mr. Conductor 1: The siding arrangements are awkward. The put the cars where Toby wanted them, Mavis had to make several journeys. She started making a plan.
Mavis: If we used the teeniest bit on Toby's line.
Mr. Conductor 1: She said to her driver.
Mavis: We would save all this bother.
Mr. Conductor 1: Her driver suspecting nothing allow them to go as far as the level crossing. A few days later, the weather changed. As the soon melted, the quarry grew busy again. Some trains were so long that before leaving the cars for Toby, Mavis had to go beyond the level crossing with them. Now for her plan. She would go further down the line without it seeming her fault.
Mavis: Can you keep a secret?
Mr. Conductor 1: She asked the freight cars.
Cars: Yes, yes, yes!
Mr. Conductor 1: They chattered.
Mavis: Will you bump me at the level crossing and tell no one I ask you?
Mr. Conductor 1: The cars promised. But while Mavis was away, Toby arrived. He decided to shunt the cars himself. The cars decided to bump him anyway. They reached the level crossing and Toby's brakes came on. This was the signal for the freight cars.
Cars: On, on, on!
Mr. Conductor 1: They yelled. Toby was away. With the cars screaming and yelling behind him. No one realize that melted snow had turned a stream ahead into a torrent and the bridge above it was about to collapse. The rails were now like a tightrope against the thundering water.
Toby: Stop, stop!
Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Toby. His driver thought for control. They came nearer and nearer by the bridge. It was all of nothing now. The driver breaked hard. Toby stopped still on the rails but with his wheels shredding the tightrope over the abyss. Mavis was horrified and quickly came to the rescue. Workmen anchored Toby with ropes while she pulled the freight cars away. Then, she helped Toby to safety.
Mavis: I'm sorry about the cars.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Mavis.
Mavis: I can't think how you manage to stop them in time.
Toby: Oh well.
Mr. Conductor 1: Said Toby.
Toby: My driver told me about circus people who walked tightropes, but I just didn't fancy doing it myself.
Mr. Conductor 1: Later, Sir Topham Hatt arrived.
Sir Topham Hatt: A very smart piece of work.
Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
Sir Topham Hatt: Mavis, you did well too I hear.
Mavis: It was my fault about those cars, sir.
Mr. Conductor 1: She faulted.
Mavis: But if I could...
Sir Topham Hatt: Could what?
Mavis: Come down the line sometimes, Sir? Toby says he'll show me what to do.
Sir Topham Hatt: Certainly.
Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Sir Topham Hatt.
Sir Topham Hatt: If your manager agrees.
Mr. Conductor 1: And so it was arranged. Now Mavis is as happy as can be, and Sir Topham Hatt thinks she's really useful indeed.
(Toby's Tightrope ends)
Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Toby witnessed a tightrope.
Alex Davis: I know that.
Raiden: You'd be leaving, huh?
The Conductors: Yep!
(The Conductors sparkle away)
Mrs. Johnson: And the winners of this annual Karaoke contest go to...
(Mr. Grouse checks on the results)
Mr. Grouse: Ash Ketchum and Mary!
Ash: Yippee!
Mary: Hooray!
Mel: WHAT?!?!
Meilin: Impossible!
Malinda: You are so in for it, now!
Teodora: Oh, give me a break!
Ash: We'll tell our moms all about our concert!
Mary: You said it!
(But then, Jigglypuff appears on stage)
Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff!
(Everyone gasps)
Ash: Blast my head!
Mary: Jigglypuff?!
(Jigglypuff pulls out a microphone)
Koji: Son of a freak!
Keegan: Don't sing!
(But it was too late. Jigglypuff sings through the microphone, putting everyone under a sleepy spell)
Ash: (sleepily) I guess I could use a good rest.
Mary: (sleepily) Me, too.
(They both fall asleep to the ground, including the rest of the superstars, The Loud Family, Mrs. Johnson, Mr. Grouse and The Conductors)
Jigglypuff: (stops singing) Jiggly?
(Everyone has taken a long, long snooze)
Jigglypuff: (angrily) Puff! (pulls out a black marker) Jiggly!
(Jigglypuff starts to draw on everyone's faces off-screen, as the video comes to an end)
(While the end credits roll on a black background, the Loud House end theme plays)
Chorus: Cramped inside this tiny space May sound bad but ain't the case In the Loud House (Loud House) Duck and dodge and push and shove That's the way we show our love In the Loud House (Loud House) Yeah in the Loud House We've got laundry piles stacked up high Hand-me-downs that make me cry Stand in line to take a pee Never any privacy Chaos with 11 kids That's the way it always is In the Loud House (Loud) Always crowded in the halls Noise at highest decibels In the Loud House (Loud House) Yeah in the Loud House We've got no more jame left in the jar We don't know what seconds are Vying for a place to sit Last one in just won't fit Chaos with 11 kids That's the way it always is In the Loud House Cramped inside this tiny space May sound bad but ain't the case In the Loud House (Loud House) Yeah in the Loud House We've got laundry piles stacked up high Hand-me-downs that make me cry Stand in line to take a pee Never any privacy Chaos with 11 kids What's his is hers and hers is his That's the way it always is In the Loud House.

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