Lisa: WOWWOWOWWOW!!!!!!!!! A GIANT TEDDY BEAR! CAN I HAVE IT MOM???????
Marge: No Lisa it's too expensive. Plus it wears a Barney sweater.
Homer: And it's a phony.
Lisa: BUT- BUT- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! I WANT THE TEDDY BEAR! NOWNOWNOW!!!!!!
Bart:YOU MUST DIE!
Narrator: Meanwhile, Lisa's classmates and their teacher are winning prizes.
Colin: Look, Luke. There's Lisa having a temper tantrum.
Luke: Miss Hoover! Lisa's throwing a tantrum!
Miss Hoover: Of all the cruddy, sappy, assy, bitchy things that have happened, it's time that we kill her!
Mss Hoover: Tomorrow.
Miss Hoovers class exept Lisa and Miss Hoover: YAAAAAAAAAY!!! WER'E GONNA KILL LISA!
Narrator: Meanwhile Lisa is being dragged into the car.
Lisa: SAVE ME, ISABEL! SAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: When Lisa got home, she was sent up to her room for a time-out.
Lisa: IT'S TOO LATE TO GET THAT GIANT TEDDY BEAR WITH THE THOMAS SWEATER! TOO LATE!!!
Commandant: What's wrong, Lisa?
Lisa: I wanted to get a teddy bear with a thomas sweater, but I couldn't get it! It's all Arthur's fault!
Commandant: Ooh, it sounds like you are really mad about this, huh.
Lisa: YEAH! I AM! CAN YOU KILL MOMMY, DADDY, AND BART FOR ME??
Commandant: Nope. Sorry. The producer says I can't use weapons. Bye.
Lisa: WAAAAH! YOUR FACE IS A PEICE OF BULLSHIT, COMMANDANT!
Narrator: Hiding outside of her house, Lisa's class is slowly walking into her room.
Lisa's class: (Whispering and singing) Gotta, gotta kill Lisa, gotta gotta kill Lisa....
Narrator: And as the sound got closer to Lisa's room, Lisa got even more scared. Then, they got in.
Isabel: I HATE YOU LISA!
Colin: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Luke: THIS IS REVENGE, LISA SIMPSON! REVENGE!
Mss Hoover: IT'S TIME TO DIE!
Wanda : YEAH! SAY YOUR LAST WORDS!
Lisa: (Falling off 1,000 feet cliff) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Narrator: And so, Lisa's class got to play with the giant teddy bear.
Lisa's class: Wow! This is fun!
Lisa: I WANNA GO HOME!