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Lisa: WOWWOWOWWOW!!!!!!!!! A GIANT TEDDY BEAR! CAN I HAVE IT MOM???????

Marge: No Lisa it's too expensive. Plus it wears a Barney sweater.

Homer: And it's a phony.

Lisa: BUT- BUT- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! I WANT THE TEDDY BEAR! NOWNOWNOW!!!!!!

Bart:YOU MUST DIE!

Narrator: Meanwhile, Lisa's classmates and their teacher are winning prizes.

Colin: Look, Luke. There's Lisa having a temper tantrum.

Luke: Miss Hoover! Lisa's throwing a tantrum!

Miss Hoover: Of all the cruddy, sappy, assy, bitchy things that have happened, it's time that we kill her!

Isabel: When?

Mss Hoover: Tomorrow.

Miss Hoovers class exept Lisa and Miss Hoover: YAAAAAAAAAY!!! WER'E GONNA KILL LISA!

Narrator: Meanwhile Lisa is being dragged into the car.

Lisa: SAVE ME, ISABEL! SAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: When Lisa got home, she was sent up to her room for a time-out.

Lisa: IT'S TOO LATE TO GET THAT GIANT TEDDY BEAR WITH THE THOMAS SWEATER! TOO LATE!!!

Commandant: What's wrong, Lisa?

Lisa: I wanted to get a teddy bear with a thomas sweater, but I couldn't get it! It's all Arthur's fault!

Commandant: Ooh, it sounds like you are really mad about this, huh.

Lisa: YEAH! I AM! CAN YOU KILL MOMMY, DADDY, AND BART FOR ME??

Commandant: Nope. Sorry. The producer says I can't use weapons. Bye.

Lisa: WAAAAH! YOUR FACE IS A PEICE OF BULLSHIT, COMMANDANT!

Narrator: Hiding outside of her house, Lisa's class is slowly walking into her room.

Lisa's class: (Whispering and singing) Gotta, gotta kill Lisa, gotta gotta kill Lisa....

Narrator: And as the sound got closer to Lisa's room, Lisa got even more scared. Then, they got in.

Isabel: I HATE YOU LISA!

Colin: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

Luke: THIS IS REVENGE, LISA SIMPSON! REVENGE!

Mss Hoover: IT'S TIME TO DIE!

Wanda : YEAH! SAY YOUR LAST WORDS!

Lisa: (Falling off 1,000 feet cliff) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Narrator: And so, Lisa's class got to play with the giant teddy bear.

Lisa's class: Wow! This is fun!

Lisa: I WANNA GO HOME!

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