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  • Storyteller: One day, Lois and his parents went to a video store. When Patrick saw a 1999 VHS of Winnie the Pooh Seasons of Giving, it happened.
  • Lois: Can I have that 1999 Winnie the Pooh Seasons of Giving VHS?
  • Mowgli: Nah!
  • Lois: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I WANT THAT 1999 SEASONS OF GIVING VHS I WANT TO COMPLETE MY DISNEY TAPE COLLECTION PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OHOAOAOAOAOAOAOHAAHHAHAHAAH!!!!!!
  • Storyteller: The next day, Patrick and his parents went to a toy store where Patrick saw a 1995 Elmo plush.
  • Lois: Can I have that 1995 Elmo plush?
  • Greg Anthony Murray and Jeff: Mmmmm, no thank you and uh don't you have many retired Thomas trains at home.
  • Olie Polie: And it's a phony!
  • Lois: GAWAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I WANT THAT 1995 KERMIT PLUSH!!!!!!! AWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
  • Batman: IF YOU KEEP IT UP WE WILL GET RID OF YOUR DISNEY VIDEOS!!!!!!!!
  • Lois: BUT I STILL WANT THAT TRAIN!!!!!! GAWAHAHAHA NAWAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH YAWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! [Patrick keeps on kicking screaming crying gawling nawling yawling sobbing blubbering and bawling and the other kids laughed at him]
  • Storyteller While the kids laughed at Patrick Patricks TV Show Characters got very cross.
  • Kipper: THAT DOES IT!!!!!! ALL WE GOT A BIG SPANKING TILL WE GET HOME!!!!!!!!
  • Lois: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
  • Lois: [Still bawling bubbering crying and sobbing in his room] I WILL NEVER GET THAT 1999 WINNIE THE POOH SEASONS OF GIVING AND THAT 1995 
  • Peter: Why are you so flabbergasted?
  • Lois: I can't get a 1999 Favorite Things VHS or a 1995 Peter Sam train!
  • Peter: You can talk to me for a six months.
  • Lois: NOOOOO!!!!! NOT SIX MONTHS!!!!!!!!
  • Storyteller: And so, Peter and Quagmire watched that 1999 Teletubbies Favorite Things VHS and played with that 1995 Peter Sam train.
  • Peter: WOW! That was fun!
  • Lois: I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!!
  • Storyteller: Poor Lois cried and screamed for a whole life! Don't you?

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