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Loonette's Talent Show is the first Big Comfy Couch Home Video made by Pikachufreak. It features four Thomas Stories from the first three seasons and twelve songs from various albums.

Plot

  • Loonette The Clown, Granny Garbanzo, Major Bedhead, Uncle Chester and Auntie Macassar join the Kids' WB and Disney characters for their biggest talent show ever. The talent show is hosted by Tommy and Angelica Pickles (in their All Grown Up Season 2 designs).

Major Guest Stars

  • Ash Ketchum, Mary, Misty and Brock (all from Pokemon)
  • Rikochet, Buena Girl and The Flea (all from Mucha Lucha)
  • Al Valentine, James Rogers, Amy Lambert and Mel Blake (all from Hoop-a-Joop)
  • Jenny McAfee, Renee McAfee, Alana McAfee, Joanne McAfee and Herbert McAfee (all from How I Survived Middle School)
  • Nikki Maxwell, Ruby Maxwell, Brianna Maxwell, Elizabeth Maxwell and Albert Maxwell (all from The Dork Diaries)
  • Buster Bunny, Hamton J. Pig, Babs Bunny, Plucky Duck, Fifi La Fume, Shirley McLoon, Sweetie Pie, Furrball, Dizzy Devil, Gogo Dodo, Calamity Coyote, Little Beeper and Little Sneezer (all from Tiny Toon Adventures)
  • Scooby-Doo, Fred Jones, Daphne Blake, Shaggy Rogers and Velma Dinkley (all from What's New, Scooby-Doo?)
  • Marilyn Shine, Madelyn Glaze, Susie Feeble, Emma Bore, Malinda Doe and Tuesday Van Dour (all from Marilyn)
  • Virgil Hawkins and Richie Foley (both from Static Shock)
  • Yoshi, Lakitu, Bumpty, Poochy, Flying Wiggler, Prince Froggy, Gargantua Blargg, Lunge Fish and Raphael The Raven (both from Tetris Attack)
  • Winnie The Pooh, Eeyore, Rabbit, Tigger, Piglet, Kanga, Owl, Roo, Gopher and Christopher Robin (all from The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh)
  • Doug Funnie and Skeeter Valentine (both from Doug, in their Disney outfits)
  • Brandy Harrington, Mr. Whiskers, Cheryl, Meryl, Lola Boa and Ed The Otter (all from Brandy and Mr. Whiskers)
  • Ally Williams, Carly Lopez and Lisa Jones (all from Life With Ally)
  • Pepper Ann Pearson, Moose Pearson, Nicky Little and Milo Kamalani (all from Pepper Ann)
  • Chip, Dale, Monterey Jack, Gadget Hackwrench and Zipper (all from Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers)
  • Timon and Pumbaa (both from The Lion King's Timon and Pumbaa)
  • Annie Roberts, Ellie Cook and Brianna Anderson (all from Annie The Smart and Genius Girl)
  • Randy Cunningham, Howard Weinerman, Theresa Fowler and Heidi Weinerman (all from Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja)
  • Darkwing Duck and Launchpad McQuack (both from Darkwing Duck)
  • Yami Yugi, Joey Wheeler, Tristan Taylor, Tea Gardner, Seto Kaiba and Mai Valentine (all from Yu-Gi-Oh!)
  • Lan Hikari, Dex Ogreon, Maylu Sakurai, Yai Ayano and Eugene Chaud (all from Megaman NT Warrior)
  • Paolo The Cat, Sebastian The Kangaroo, Terence The Toad, George The Mean Yellow Dog, Rex The Pig, Tooty The Elephant, Wee Reg The Puppy and Floella The Fruitbat (all from Fluffy Gardens)
  • Felicia McCoy, Helen Bridges, Marcus Matthews and Sarah Wilkins (all from Friends Forever)
  • Ramona Sparks, Rosie Fitzgerald and Rachael Burns (all from I Was A Teenage It Girl)
  • Jackie Chan, Uncle Chan, Jade Chan, Viper and Tohru (all from Jackie Chan Adventures)
  • Omi, Kimiko Tohomiko, Raimundo Pedrosa and Clay Bailey (all from Xiaolin Showdown)
  • Julie Morgan, Susanna Romano, Horton Brooks and Angela Flowers (all from Adventures In Time)
  • Alexander O'Connell, Evelyn O'Connell and Richard O'Connell (all from The Mummy: The Animated Series)
  • Peter Shepard, Alan Parish and Judy Shepard (all from Jumanji)
  • Baloo, Kit Cloudkicker, Rebecca and Molly Cunningham and Wildcat (all from TaleSpin)
  • Aladdin, Genie, Abu, Princess Jasmine and The Sultan (all from Aladdin)
  • Maggie Pesky, Pupert Pesky, Aldrin Pesky, Bella Pesky, Frieda Pesky and Chauncey Pesky (all from The Buzz On Maggie)
  • Star Butterfly, Brittany Wong, Marco Diaz, Jackie Lynn Thomas, Janna Sullivan, Hope Roberts, Ferguson McCoy, Alfonzo Lopez and Oscar Greason (all from Star Versus The Forces of Evil)
  • Lucky, Two-Tone, Rolly, Capdig and Spot (all from 101 Dalmatians: The Series)
  • Kick Buttowski, Brad Buttowski, Brianna Buttowski, Honey Buttowski and Harold Buttowski (all from Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil)
  • Kuzco, Kronk, Malina and Yzma (all from The Emperor's New School)
  • Todd Daring, Riley Daring, Agent K Daring and Dick Daring (all from The Replacements)
  • Huey, Dewey and Louie (all from Quack Pack)
  • Penn Zero, Boone Wiseman and Sashi Kobayashi (all from Penn Zero: Part Time Hero)

Thomas Stories

  1. A Proud Day For James
  2. Time For Trouble
  3. The Runaway
  4. Wrong Road

Songs In The Clowntown Talent Show

  1. To Be A Master (sung by Ash Ketchum and Mary)
  2. I Wanna Scare Myself (sung by Tigger)
  3. Breakaway (sung by Mel Blake)
  4. All I Want (sung by Brad Buttowski)
  5. Me and My Teddy (sung by Susie Feeble)
  6. One Way or Another (sung by Annie Roberts)
  7. Born This Way (sung by Rachael Burns)
  8. Beach Baby (sung by Donald's Nephews)
  9. Tell Me Tell Me (sung by Shaggy Rogers)
  10. Just The Way I Am (sung by Maggie Pesky)
  11. Kids In America (sung by Felicia McCoy)
  12. On The Floor (sung by Hope Roberts and Penn Zero)

Notes/Trivia

  • From Britt Allcroft Studios, Radical Sheep Productions and Hanna Barbera Productions.
  • Kimiko is wearing her The Shard of Lightning outfit.
  • Loonette and her crew debut.
  • New songs: One Way or Another from Blondie, Beach Baby from First Class and Just The Way I Am from Skye Sweetnam.
  • No one does the Ten Second Tidy or sings Goodbye For Now at the end.

Transcript

  • (We open this home video with the 2002 Radical Sheep Productions logo)
  • (We are then followed by the 1994-1997 Hanna Barbera All-Stars Action logo)
  • (The Britt Allcroft Presents logo is the third to appear)
  • (We afterwards open with the Big Comfy Couch theme song)
  • Children: Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready to clown around? With Loonette and Molly - A clown and her dolly on the big comfy couch. There is lots to doodle do. Loonette loves to sing for you. With a wiggle and a giggle and loony friends The playtime silliness never ends Get Ready All over and under the big comfy couch Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready to clown around? With Loonette and Molly - a clown and her dolly on the big comfy couch.
  • (We then find Ash and the others at Clowntown)
  • Ash: What is this place?
  • Raimundo: It looks peculiar.
  • Mel: We're in Clowntown.
  • Ramona: Home to all the clowns.
  • Shaggy: Like, Loonette and her crew are coming to see us right now.
  • Ash: And we're holding a talent show.
  • Pooh: A marvelous idea, Ash.
  • Ash: Huh?
  • Christopher Robin: We're sure to hold it for sure.
  • Ash: All right!
  • Mary: Look, here come the Clowntown Residents)
  • (The Clowntown Residents arrive)
  • Loonette and the others: Hi, guys.
  • Rikochet: Hi, everyone!
  • Flea: The Flea is happy to see you.
  • Chip: We were being nice to someone.
  • Dale: Have you heard the news?
  • Loonette: We're going to have a talent show.
  • Bedhead: Why don't you join in?
  • Jade: Of course.
  • Buena Girl: You can rely on us.
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Right you are, Buena Girl.
  • Virgil: Hey, Mr. Conductors, 1 2 and 3.
  • Richie: We're glad you came.
  • Randy: Loonette and her friends are holding a talent show.
  • Howard: And you will, too.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Exactly, Howard. It's time for us to put on a show.
  • Susie: Yes!
  • Emma: Totally!
  • Carly: This place will be punk'd to the max!
  • Lisa: Have you heard about James ze splendid red engine?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Of course, Lisa. He got his chance to pull the express. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and A Proud Day For James starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One night, Henry and Gordon were alone with James. Altough Sir Topham Hatt was beginning to think well of them. Whenever a chance came the other engines will talk of nothing but bootlace.
  • Henry: Remember when they had to use a bootlace to get you out of trouble James?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They would tease. James tried to get back by talking about Henry who got shut up in a tunnel and Gordon who got stuck on a hill. But they wouldn't listen.
  • Gordon: You talk too much little James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: A fine strong engine like me has something to talk about. I'm the only engine who can pull the express. When I'm not there, they need two engines. Think of that. I've pulled expresses for years, and have never once lost my way. I seem to know the right line by instinct.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Every wise engine knows that the signalman sets the the switches to make the engines run on the right track. But Gordon was so proud he had forgotten.
  • Gordon: Wake up, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon next morning.
  • Gordon: It's time for the express. What are you doing? Odd Jobs? Ah well. We all have to begin somewhere, don't we? Run along and get my coaches. Don't be late.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James went to get Gordon's coaches. They were all shining with new paint. He was careful not to bump them and they followed him smoothly into the station, singing happily...
  • Coaches: We're going away, we're going away.
  • James: I wish I was going with you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • James: I should love to pull the express and go flying above the line!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon with much noise and blowing off steam, got ready to back on to the train. Sir Topham Hatt was on the train with other important people and as soon as they heard the conductor's whistle, Gordon started.
  • Gordon: Look at me now! Look at me now!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed and the coaches glided after him.
  • Gordon: Boop boop boop boop boop! Goodbye, little James, see you tomorrow!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James watched the train disappeared and then went back to work. He pushed some freight cars into their proper sidings and went to fetch the coaches for another train. James had just brought the coaches into the platform when he heard a mournful noise. There was Gordon trying to sneak into the station without being noticed.
  • James: Hello, Gordon. Is it tomorrow?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon didn't answer. He just let off steam feebly.
  • James: Did you lose your weight, Gordon?
  • Gordon: No, it was lost for me. I was switched off the main line onto the loop. I have to go all around and back again.
  • James: Perhaps it was instinct.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James. All the passengers were shouting at the ticket window.
  • Passengers: We want our money back!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt climbed onto a cart and blew the conductor's whistle so loudly that they all stopped to look at him. Then he promised a new train at once.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Gordon can't do it. Will you pull it for us, James?
  • James: Yes sir, I'll try.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So James was coupled on, and everyone got in.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Do your best, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • James: Come along, come along!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • Coaches: You're pulling us well, you're pulling us well!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sang the coaches.
  • James: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed James. Bridges and stations flashed by the passengers cheered and they soon reached the station. Everyone said thank you to James and Sir Topham Hatt was very impressed.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well done. Would you like to pull the express sometimes?
  • James: Yes, please.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Answered James. Next day when James came by, Gordon was pushing freight cars.
  • Gordon: I like some quiet work for a change.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Gordon: I'm teaching these cars manners. You did well with those coaches I hear. Good, we'll show them.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And he gave his cars a bump. James and Gordon are now good friends. James sometimes takes the express to give Gordon a rest. Gordon never talks about bootlaces, and they are both quite agreed on a subject of freight cars.
  • (A Proud Day For James ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So remember, it's always important to pull the Express.
  • Aladdin: That's great.
  • Genie: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Uncle Chester: Who wants to sing first?
  • Auntie Macassar: Anyone?
  • Ash: We will.
  • Mary: Leave it to us.
  • (Soon the Clowntown talent show begins, as Tommy and Angelica step in)
  • Tommy: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the annual Clowntown Talent Show.
  • Angelica: We're so glad to have you come.
  • Evy: It's a good thing we're watching.
  • Rick: You're right.
  • Tommy: Let's start our show with To Be A Master!
  • Angelica: It's a Pikachu's Jukebox hit sung by Ash and Mary!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Ash and Mary sing To Be A Master)
  • Ash: Go! Go! Whoo!
  • Mary: (in a deep voice) So you want to be a Pokemon master? (laughs)
  • Ash: I got 2 B the one, the only one who can withstand the test 'n B the best. I got 2 strive, keep up the drive, B a Master. It takes a different kind of skill and I won't stop until 150 Pokémon are mine. I must define the art of capture (of all Pokémon).
  • Mary: 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master! I will B writin' a brand new chapter! Poké Ball Go...Go... (all the children sing) Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na It's all about the evolution of Pokémon Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na.
  • Ash: Poké Ball Go...Go... Pokémon Got my badges and my Poké Ball. Got my buddy Pikachu 2 help me try 2 catch 'em all (Gotta catch 'em all!). Yo, it's all about the evolution of the Pokémon The training attaining N' bein' part of the phenomenon. B a Pokémaster icon... Ha! Team Rocket will B long gone But first U gotta know about the different types: Grass, Fire, Ground, Flame, Electric, Water, Rock, Flying, Ice, Normal, Bug, Ghost, Fighting & Dragon...
  • Mary: Don't forget about Psychic! 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master! I will B writin' a brand new chapter! 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master! I will B strivin' to be the greatest Master! Poké Ball Go...Go... (all the children sing) Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na.
  • Ash: Yo, like I said before, it's all about the evolution of Pokémon.
  • Mary: Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Greatest master of Pokémon.
  • Ash: Mmmm... Somewhat impressive Now you've reached the Plateau But not yet a hero R U ready 2 meet and defeat... The Elite? Can I expect survival against your Rival? And remember... Gotta catch 'em all! Show me what you've got! Poké Ball Go...Go... Poké Ball Go! 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master I will B writin' a brand new chapter 2 B a Master... Pokémon Master I will B strivin' to be the greatest Master. Pokémon Master The greatest Master Pokémon Master I will be writin' The greatest Chapter.
  • Mary: Sing it Na na na na na na na na... Greatest Master of Pokémon.
  • (To Be A Master ends)
  • Ash: We made it!
  • Mary: Oh yeah!
  • Nikki: Ash, here's a nice kiss.
  • (Nikki blows a kiss on Ash)
  • Ash: (blushing) Thanks, Nikki.
  • Tommy: Our second song is a Halloween hit called I Wanna Scare Myself.
  • Angelica: Sung by Tigger himself.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Tigger sings I Wanna Scare Myself)
  • Tigger: Ooh, I love surprises and wearing disguises A horribly hideous costume will do Better be wary be spooky and scary I'll bounce from the shadows and boo! I wanna scare myself And everyone else The thrilly, and chilly old willies rise Cover your eyes little buddy beware I'm twitchin' and itchin' to scare myself Unspeakable sneakables, awful unlookables Galloping ghostles and goblins galore What it they find you well look out behind you A terrible Tigger-type roar (That would be me) Now Tiggers I figure make scams even bigger They dress up and scream "Who am I, can you guess?" And tricks always happen when ghosts are a-flappin' And tricks are what Tiggers like best I wanna scare myself And everyone else The thrilly, and chilly old willies rise Cover your eyes little buddy beware I'm twitchin' and itchin' to scare myself And who better? Oh by the way, boo!
  • (I Wanna Scare Myself ends)
  • Tigger: I did it!
  • Tommy: Our third song is Kelly Clarkson's Breakaway.
  • Angelica: Sung by Mel Blake!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Mel sings Breakaway while playing with her guitar)
  • Mel: (singing) Grew up in a small town and when the rain would fall down. I'd just stare out my window. Dreaming of what could be and if i'd end up happy, i would pray. Trying hard to reach out, but when i tried to speak out. Felt like no one could hear me. Wanted to belong here but something felt so wrong here, so i'd pray. I could breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget all the ones that i love i'll take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Wanna feel the warm breeze, sleep under a palm tree. Feel the rush of the ocean. Get onboard a fast train, travel on a jet plane, far away. And breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, i'll do what it takes til i touch the sky and i'll make a wish, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, i won't forget all the ones that i loved i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway. Building with a hundred floors, swinging round revolving doors, Maybe i don't know where they'll take me but. Gotta keep moving on, moving on. Fly away, breakaway. I'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly, though it's not easy to tell you goodbye gotta take a risk, take a chance make it change and breakaway. Out of the darkness and into the sun, but i won't forget the place i come from i gotta take a risk, take a chance, make it change and breakaway, breakaway, breakaway.
  • (Breakaway ends)
  • Mel: I'm number one!
  • Jericho: (when he arrives) Congratulations, Mel.
  • Mel: Thank you, Jericho.
  • Jericho: You're the best guitarist in Lancaster.
  • Mel: Oh, I love that.
  • Tommy: Our fourth song is The Offspring's All I Want.
  • Angelica: Sung by Brad Buttowski himself!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Brad sings All I Want)
  • Brad: Okay Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya Day after day your home life's a wreck The powers that be just breathe down your neck You get no respect, you get no relief You gotta speak up and yell out your piece. So back off your rules, back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want, that's all I want That's all I want, that's all I want Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya How many times is it gonna take Till someone around you hears what you say You've tried being cool, you feel like a lie You've played by their rules, now it's their turn to try So back off your rules, back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want, that's all I want That's all I want, that's all I want. I said it before I'll say it again If you could just listen Then it might make sense So back off your rules, back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want, that's all I want That's all I want Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
  • (All I Want ends)
  • Brad: Woo! I'm the best!
  • Brittany: Nicely done, Bradley.
  • Brad: (grabbing Brittany's hands) Let's share a romantic moment.
  • (Brad and Brittany both kiss together)
  • (Gonger of the Furchester Hotel smacks his gong quite soon)
  • Gonger: Time for the second story to begin!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Wow, Gonger. You're an expert.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Another Thomas Story is coming right up!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: It's all about Toby helping James while Gordon took a rest.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Time For Trouble starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The Island of Sodor has many visitors, and Sir Topham Hatt had scheduled more trains. Gordon the Big Engine had to work harder than ever before.
  • Gordon: Come on.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He called to the coaches.
  • Gordon: Come on, come on, come on. The passengers rely on me to be on time.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whenever Gordon finished one journey it was time for another to begin.
  • (The conductor blows his whistle)
  • Gordon: Never mind.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed.
  • Gordon: I like a long run to stretch my wheels.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Even so, Sir Topham Hatt decided that Gordon needed a rest.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: James shall do your work.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said kindly. James was delighted. He like to show off his smart red paint and was determined to be as fast as Gordon.
  • (James' whistle toots)
  • James: You know, little Toby.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He boasted.
  • James: I'm an important engine. Everyone knows it. I'm as regular as clockwork. Never late, always on time, that's me.
  • Toby: Sez you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Toby. Just then, Sir Topham Hatt arrived.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Your parts are worn, Toby, so you must go to the works to be mended.
  • Toby: Can I take Henrietta, sir?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: No. What would the passengers do without her?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Toby saw Percy by the water tower.
  • Percy: Don't worry, Toby. I'll take care of Henrietta until you get back.
  • (Toby's bell rings)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Soon Toby was out on the main line. He clanked as he trundled along. He's a little engine with small wheels. His tanks will not hold much water. He had come a long way and began to feel thirsty. In the distance was a signal.
  • Toby: Good.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He tought.
  • Toby: There's a station ahead. I can have a nice drink and a rest until James has passed.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Toby was enjoying his drink when the signalman came up. He had never seen Toby before. Toby's driver tried to explain but the new signalman wouldn't listen.
  • Signalman: We must clear the line for James with the express. You'll had to get more water at the next station.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hurrying used a lot of water and his tanks were soon empty. Poor Toby was out of steam and stranded on the main line.
  • Toby's Fireman: We must warn James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the fireman. Then he saw Percy and Henrietta.
  • Toby's Fireman: Please, take me back to the station. It's an emergency.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henrietta hated leaving Toby.
  • Percy: Never mind.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy.
  • Percy: You're taking the fireman to warn James. That's a big help.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henrietta felt much better. James was fuming when he heard the news.
  • James: I'm going to be late.
  • Signalman: My fault.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the signalman.
  • Singalman: I didn't understand about Toby.
  • James' Driver: Now James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • James' Driver: You had to push Toby.
  • James: What, me?!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Snorted James.
  • James: Me?! Push Toby and pull my train too?!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbling dreadfully, James set off to find Toby. He came up behind Toby and gave him a bump.
  • James: Get on you!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James had to work very hard. When he reached the works station he felt exhausted. Some children were on the platform.
  • Boy: Koo. The express is late and it's got two engines. I think James couldn't pull it on his own so Toby had to help him.
  • Toby: Never mind, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whispered Toby.
  • Toby: They're only joking.
  • James: Huh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James. Toby just smiled.
  • (Time For Trouble ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So remember, Toby's an old fashioned engine and he's here to help.
  • Mr. Conductors 2 and 3: You're right.
  • Tommy: Our fifth song is a Barney and Friends classic called Me and My Teddy.
  • Angelica: Sung by Susie Feeble herself!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Susie sings Me and My Teddy)
  • Susie: Me and my best teddy bear Sitting in my favorite chair, We are going out to play Just like every day. I got lots of friends out there And they're lots of fun, But they're not my teddy bear He's my favorite one. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready to play. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready to play. You know, I've got a lot of friends that I play with. You know, I've got a lot of friends who are fun. But then they can't do anything like my teddy, 'Cause my teddy, he is the one. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for bed. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for bed. You know I'm never really frightened at nighttime. You know I'm not even scared of the dark. 'Cause with my teddy right here alongside me I'm not even scared of a shark! Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for school. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for school. I got to leave him at home By himself all alone. But he doesn't mind, and that's cool. That's cool!
  • (Me and My Teddy ends)
  • Susie: (hugging Mr. Bun Buns tightly) I knew we'd be the victors.
  • Tommy: Our sixth song is a Blondie song called One Way or Another.
  • Angelica Pickles: Sung by Annie Roberts herself!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Annie sings One Way or Another)
  • Annie: (singing) One way or another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha One way or another I'm gonna win ya I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha One way or another I'm gonna see ya I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha One day, maybe next week I'm gonna meetcha, I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetcha I will drive past your house And if the lights are all down I'll see who's around One way or another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha One way or another I'm gonna win ya I'll getcha, I'll getcha One way or another I'm gonna see ya I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha One day, maybe next week I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetcha And if the lights are all out I'll follow your bus downtown See who's hanging out One way or another I'm gonna lose ya I'm gonna give you the slip, a slip of the lip or another I'm gonna lose ya, I'm gonna trick ya, I'll trick ya One way or another I'm gonna lose ya I'm gonna trick ya trick ya trick ya trick ya One way or another I'm gonna lose ya I'm gonna give you the slip I'll walk down the mall Stand over by the wall Where I can see it all Find out who ya call Lead you to the supermarket checkout Some specials and rat food, get lost in the crowd One way or another I'm gonna getcha, I'll getcha, I'll getcha getcha getcha getcha (Where I can see it all, find out who ya call) One way or another I'm gonna getcha, I'll getcha, I'll getcha getcha getcha getcha (Where I can see it all, find out who ya call) One way or another I'm gonna getcha, I'll getcha, I'll getcha getcha getcha getcha (Where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
  • (One Way or Another ends)
  • Annie: Yes! I'm number one!
  • (Randy hands Annie the flowers and kisses her cheek)
  • Randy: Congratulations for your singing, Annie.
  • Annie: Thank you, Randy.
  • Tommy: Our seventh song is Lady Gaga's Born This Way.
  • Angelica: Sung by Rachael Burns herself.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Rachael sings Born This Way)
  • Rachael: It doesn't matter if you love him, or capital H-I-M Just put your paws up 'cause you were born this way, baby. My mama told me when I was young We are all born superstars She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on In the glass of her boudoir "There's nothing wrong with loving who you are" She said, "'Cause he made you perfect, babe" "So hold your head up girl and you'll go far, Listen to me when I say" I'm beautiful in my way 'Cause God makes no mistakes I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way Don't hide yourself in regret Just love yourself and you're set I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way. Oh there ain't no other way Baby I was born this way Baby I was born this way Oh there ain't no other way Baby I was born this way I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way Don't be a drag ‒ just be a queen [x3] Don't be! Give yourself prudence And love your friends Subway kid, rejoice your truth In the religion of the insecure I must be myself, respect my youth A different lover is not a sin Believe capital H-I-M (Hey hey hey) I love my life I love this record and Mi amore vole fe yah (Love needs faith) [Repeat chorus + post-chorus] Don't be a drag, just be a queen Whether you're broke or evergreen You're black, white, beige, chola descent You're Lebanese, you're orient Whether life's disabilities Left you outcast, bullied, or teased Rejoice and love yourself today 'cause baby you were born this way No matter gay, straight, or bi, Lesbian, transgendered life, I'm on the right track baby, I was born to survive. No matter black, white or beige Chola or orient made, I'm on the right track baby, I was born to be brave. [Repeat chorus + post-chorus] I was born this way hey! I was born this way hey! I'm on the right track baby I was born this way hey! I was born this way hey! I was born this way hey! I'm on the right track baby I was born this way hey! Same DNA, but born this way. Same DNA, but born this way.
  • (Born This Way ends)
  • Rachael: Woo! I'm the best!
  • Tommy: Our eighth song is Beach Baby from First Class.
  • Angelica: Sung by Huey, Dewey and Louie!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Donald's Nephews sing Beach Baby)
  • Donald's Nephews: Aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh Aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh Do you remember back in old L.A. (oh oh oh) When everybody drove a Chevrolet (oh oh oh) Whatever happened to the boy next door The sun-tanned crew-cut all-american male Remember dancin' at the high school hop (oh oh oh) The dress I ruined with the soda pop (oh oh oh) I didn't recognize the girl next-door The beat up sneakers and the pony tail Beach baby, Beach Baby give me your hand Give me somethin' that I can remember Just like before we can walk by the shore in the moonlight Beach baby, Beach baby there on the sand From July 'till the end of September Surfin' was fun, we'd be out in the sun every day Mmmm, I never thought that it would end Oooooh oooooh, mmmm, and I was everybody's friend Ooooh ooooh Long hot days Cool Sea haze Juke box plays But now it's fading awaaaaay [Bridge, Music and ah's] Aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh Aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh We couldn't wait for graduation Day oh oh oh We took my car and drove to San Jose oh oh oh That's where you told me that you'd wear my ring I guess you don't remember anything Beach baby, Beach Baby give me your hand (give me your hand) Give me somethin' that I can remember (give me something to remember) Just like before we can walk by the shore in the moonlight Beach baby, Beach baby there on the sand (there on the sand) From July 'till (from July) the end of September (to September) Surfin' was fun, we'd be out in the sun every day Aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh Aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh, aaahhh Beach baby, Beach baby Beach baby, Beach baby Beach baby, Beach baby Do doot, do do do doot Beach baby, Beach baby Beach baby, Beach baby Beach baby, Beach baby Do doot, do do do doot Beach baby, Beach baby Beach baby, Beach baby Beach baby, Beach baby Do doot, do do do doot Beach baby, Beach baby Beach baby, Beach baby Beach baby, Beach baby Do doot, do do do doot Beach baby, Beach baby Beach baby, Beach baby Beach baby, Beach baby Do doot, do do do doot
  • (Beach Baby ends)
  • Huey: Yes!
  • Dewey: We're the best!
  • Louie: Oh boy!
  • (Gonger smacks his gong again)
  • Gonger: Third story!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Wow.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: That's a cool third story!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: You know about Thomas' problem with brakes.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and The Runaway starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas the Tank Engine was ill. Workmen had been trying to make him better, but it was no use.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Edward must take you to the works.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • (Edward's whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas felt very miserable. Then, Sir Topham Hatt spoke to Duck.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I want you to help Percy and Toby while Thomas is away.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck was delighted. He already knew Percy and soon made friends with Toby and Bertie. Terence the Tractor gave him a big welcome too.
  • Terence: Take care of Thomas' coaches.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He advised.
  • Terence: He's sure to miss them while he's away.
  • (Duck's whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Duck was very gentle with the coaches. Annie and Clarabel were impressed.
  • Annie and Clarabel: Such nice manners.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They told each other.
  • Annie and Clarabel: It really is a pleasure to go out with him.
  • (Duck's whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: When Thomas came back, Annie and Clarabel told him how well duck had managed. Thomas was so pleased to be home that he soon forgot to be jealous.
  • (Thomas' whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The works have left Thomas' handbrake very stiff. It made his brakes seen they were on, when in fact they were not. As a result, he and his coaches often overran the platform. Thomas found this most embarrasing. Gradually, his driver and fireman learned to be extra careful. But one day, Thomas' fireman was ill and a relief man took his place.
  • (Thomas' whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The fireman had fastened the coupling and joined the driver and stationmaster on the platform to wait for Henry's passengers. The fireman had forgot all about Thomas' handbrake. Thomas simmered happily.
  • Thomas: Not long now.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He tought. As he saw Henry slowly approaching. But Thomas' brakes were not on and suddenly he felt his wheels begin to move. He tried to stop, but he couldn't without his driver and fireman. He tried to whistle a warning, but he couldn't do that either. The Conductor, driver friman and passengers were all stranded on the platform.
  • Annie and Clarabel: Stop! Stop!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Shreiked Annie and Clarabel. But Thomas, with plenty of steam, kept on going. The alarm went down the line.
  • Signalman: Stop the runaway!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: There ready for action was Harold the Helicopter. The inspector had made a plan and together they took off into the sky. At last Thomas was tiring.
  • Thomas: I need to stop, i need to stop.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He panted weirdly. As they neared the next station Thomas saw Harold land. They entered the platform slowly enough for the inspector to act. Judging his moments the inspector scrambled into the cab and screwed the brakes on.
  • (The inspector brakes with all his strength)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: At last Thomas stopped. Both he and the inspector were very relieved. Then they thanked Harold.
  • Harold: Think nothing of it. Glad to be at service anytime.
  • Inspector: Thomas.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Remarked The inspector.
  • Inspector: You must never let this happen again.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Weirdly, Thomas agreed with him.
  • (The Runaway ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Of course, that wasn't Thomas' problem. The brakes done this to him.
  • Mr. Conductors 2 and 3: That's correct.
  • Tommy: Our ninth song is what I call Tell Me Tell Me.
  • Angelica: Sung by Shaggy Rogers.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Shaggy sings Tell Me Tell Me)
  • Shaggy: Ooh...ooh...ooh... Ooh...ooh...ooh... Hey girl you got me running Na na na na na na na My heart is lost and my mind's gone runnin' Na na na na na na na Tell me, tell me where you've been hidin' I took a look and I decided Got to know why you mystify me I can't see nothing but you All I do, all day through, is think of you Oh...oh...oh... Oh...oh...oh...oh... Hey girl you know you need me Na na na na na na na Open up your eyes and see me Na na na na na na na Tell me, tell me that we'll make it If there's a chance then I'm gonna take it Here's my heart, now please don't break it I don't want nothing but you. There's so much I wanna say now, Tell me, tell me, it's ok now. Say you love me say you'll stay now Tell me what to do... Hey girl you got me runnin' Na na na na na na na My heart is lost and my mind's gone runnin' Na na na na na na na Hey girl you got me runnin' Na na na na na na na My heart is lost and my mind's gone runnin' Na na na na na na na Hey girl you know you need me Na na na na na na na Open up your eyes and see me Na na na na na na na Hey girl you know you need me Na na na na na na na.
  • (Tell Me Tell Me ends)
  • Shaggy: Like, I made it.
  • Tommy: Our tenth song is Just The Way I Am from Skye Sweetnam.
  • Angelica: Sung by Maggie Pesky herself!
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Maggie sings Just The Way I Am)
  • Maggie: (singing) Hey! Yeah! I'm fly The original I'm sly Unpredictable I'm nearly irresistible And I don't even try I'm easily excitable, Completely undeniable, And sometimes unreliable. Don't ask me why, Don't ask me why (why) (Chorus) I'm strange And I like it That's just the way I am I can't change I can't hide it That's just the way I am Might as well get over it But don't try to understand I'm strange And I like it That's just the way I am From a whisper to a shout On what the buzz Is all about Everybody's buggin' out And I've only just begun They can't rain on my parade I'm sunshine on a cloudy day Make lemons into lemonade I'm just havin' fun I'm havin' fun (I'm havin fun) (Chorus x2) Ha ha ha!
  • (Just The Way I Am ends)
  • Maggie: I made it at last!
  • Tommy: Our eleventh song is Kim Wilde's Kids In America.
  • Angelica: Sung by Felicia McCoy herself.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Felicia sings Kids In America)
  • Felicia: Looking out a dirty old window Down below the cars in the city go rushing by I sit here alone and I wonder why Friday night and everyone's moving I can feel the heat but it's soothing, heading down I search for the beat in this dirty town Downtown the young ones are going Downtown the young ones are growing We're the kids in America (Whoa) We're the kids in America (Whoa) Everybody live for the music-go-round Bright lights, the music gets faster Look, boy, don't check on your watch, not another glance I'm not leaving now, honey, not a chance Hot-shot, give me no problems Much later, baby, you'll be saying nevermind You know life is cruel, life is never kind Kind hearts don't make a new story Kind hearts don't grab any glory We're the kids in America (Whoa) We're the kids in America (Whoa) Everybody live for the music-go-round La la la la-la la-a La la la la-la la (Sing) La la la la-la la-a La la la la-la la Come closer, honey, that's better Got to get a brand new experience, feeling right Oh, don't try to stop, baby, hold me tight Outside a new day is dawning Outside suburbia's sprawling everywhere I don't want to go, baby New York to east California There's a new wave coming, I warn ya We're the kids in America (Whoa) We're the kids in America (Whoa) Everybody lives for the music-go-round La la la la-la la-a La la la la-la la (Sing) La la la la-la la-a La la la la-la la We're the kids We're the kids We're the kids in America We're the kids We're the kids We're the kids in America We're the kids We're the kids We're the kids in America.
  • (Kids In America ends)
  • Felicia: I'm the best!
  • Cole: (when he arrives) Yo, Felicia. It's been a long time.
  • Felicia: Hey there, Cole.
  • Cole: I heard that you're an expert.
  • Felicia: That's good.
  • Tommy: Our final song is Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull's On The Floor.
  • Angelica: Sung by Hope Roberts and Penn Zero.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Hope and Penn sing On The Floor)
  • Penn: J-Lo!
  • Hope: It's a new generation (Mr. Worldwide) of party people.
  • Penn: Get on the floor (dale) Get on the floor (dale) RedOne!
  • Hope: Let me introduce you to my party people in the club, huh.
  • (Penn and Hope start dancing)
  • Penn: I’m loose And everybody knows I get off the chain Baby it’s the truth I’m like Inception, I play with your brain So don’t sleep or snooze I don’t play no games so don’t do-do-don't get it confused no 'cause you will lose yeah Now, now pump-pump-pump-pum-pum-pump-pump it up And back it up like a Tonka truck Dale.
  • Hope: If you go hard you gotta get on the floor If you're a party freak then step on the floor If you're an animalthen tear up the floor Break a sweat on the floor Yeah we work on the floor Don’t stop keep it moving Put your drinks up Pick your body up and drop it on the floor Let the rhythm change your world on the floor You know we’re running shit tonight on the floor Brazil, Morocco London to Ibiza Straight to L.A. New York Vegas to Africa (Dale!) Dance the night away Live your life and stay young on the floor Dance the night away Grab somebody, drink a little more Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor I know you got it clap your hands on the floor And keep on rockin’, rock it up on the floor If you’re a criminal kill it on the floor Steal it quick on the floor, on the floor Don’t stop keep it moving Put your drinks up Its getting ill It's getting sick on the floor We never quit, we never rest on the floor If I ain’t wrong we’ll probably die on the floor Brazil, Morocco London to Ibiza Straight to LA, New York Vegas to Africa (Dale!)
  • (Penn and Hope start doing a tango)
  • Penn and Hope: Dance the night away Live your life and stay young on the floor Dance the night away Grab somebody, drink a little more Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor.
  • (Penn twirls Hope like a spinning top)
  • Penn: That badonka donk is like a trunk full of bass on an old school Chevy Seven tray donkey donk All I need is some vodka, some chonkey coke And watch it she gon' get donkey konged Baby if you’re ready for things to get heavy I get on the floor and act a fool if you let me Dale Don’t believe me just bet me My name ain’t Keath but I see why you Sweat me L.A. Miami New York Say no more get on the floor Get on the floor.
  • Hope: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor.
  • (On The Floor ends)
  • Penn: Ah, Hope, I am so glad you agreed to dance with me, dah-ling!(kisses Hope's hand)
  • Hope: (chuckles) Oh, Penn, you sly dog!
  • (Penn continue kissing Hope's hand)

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