- Narrator: On Mushroom Kingdomland, Luigi and his brother Mario went to the video store. Luigi and Mario looked around some of the videos. Then a 1999 Thomas Comes To Breakfast VHS spied on Luigi.
- Luigi: Oh my gosh! It's a 1999 Thomas Comes To Breakfast VHS tape!
- Narrator: Cried Luigi.
- Luigi: Oh, Mario, can I have this 1999 Thomas Comes To Breakfast VHS video please?
- Mario: No Luigi, Thomas sucks!
- Narrator: Then there was Trouble. Luigi threw a tantrum.
- Luigi: But I..... WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I WANT THAT 1999 THOMAS COMES TO BREAKFAST VHS!!!
- Mario: LUIGI, YOU MUST DIE!!!
- Luigi: NOOOO!!!!!
- Mario: YESSS!!! BAWAHAHAHA!!!!
- Narrator: And so Luigi was locked up in his room. Mario was cursing the whole Thomas franchise while Luigi cried.
- Luigi: Mama Mia, Now i know Thomas is crappy!
- Mario:Yes! Thomas is crappy!
- Narrator: Well that's it for the story. The end.
- Moral of the story:Only noob dolts watch Thomas and TUGS.
- Mario has Ganon's voice when he says LUIGI, YOU MUST DIE!!!
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