Frankie & Mac Become Enemies
Shadowgate
"Frankie, can we be friends again?"
"No."
"If I say please, can we be friends again?"
"N-O spells NO, Mac."
"Oh Mac I'm just a little under the weather."
"Really it's allergy season?" asked the young boy.
Frankie groaned as she held her stomach.
Mac asked if she had a stomach ache and then Frankie yelled "MOTHERFUCKER" and threw a lamp at him without saying sorry and kicked him out of Foster's and called the Police Station. She told Mac he'll never have a crush on her anymore or be her boyfriend since he's not old enough. Before Frankie could spank Mac, the police took him away. He hoped Frankie will prove to him that he and Frankie are no longer friends but enemies. He thinks that happiness will be taken away from him forever since he's in jail. Something went wrong with Frankie later that day. “Aah! That’s it! I give up! I give up!” she cried, throwing up her arms in mock hysterics. “Oh, c’mon dearie, don’t throw in the towel yet! Or in this case, the bed sheet.” Someone interrupted with a soft chuckle. Frankie groaned, not caring to look up as she already recognized the speaker. “Hi Grandma.” She mumbled, grabbing a stack of clean towels waiting to be folded. Madame Foster, founder and head of Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, slowly hobbled into the laundry room, clucking in mock disapproval. “What’s this, trouble with the sheets? Oh, Funny Bunny won’t like that.” She cracked, getting a wan smile out of her granddaughter. As Frankie resumed her towel folding, Madame Foster cocked her head and gave her a concerned look. “Oh c’mon Frankie, what’s wrong? Don’t that those lousy old sheets get to you. Where’s your “special helper?” Just get Mac in here and I’m sure you two will have that thing out in a jiffy!” “Don't need him. Mac’s not here.” Frankie replied flatly.
Mac: Living my life in a slow hill
different animal every night at the police department
I aint seen the sun shine in 3 damn days
been fuelin up on cocaine and whiskey
wish I had a good girl to miss me but I don't need anybody to bail me out
but I wonder if I'll ever change my ways
I put your picture away sat down and cried today
I wished Frankie died instead of me
Everyone at Foster's no longer care for me, Not even Frankie my now former girlfriend
The only one who cares about me is Goo and Yogi Bear, Boo-Boo Bear, Huckleberry Hound, Snagglepuss, Quick Draw McGraw, Augie Doggie, Daddy Doggie, Magilla Gorilla, Wally Gator, Top Cat, Peter Potamus, and Squiddly Diddly.
I cant look at you while I'm lying next to them
I put your picture away sat down and cried today
I wished Frankie died instead of me
Everyone at Foster's no longer care for him, Not even Frankie my now former girlfriend
The only one who cares about me are Goo, and Yogi Bear, Boo-Boo Bear, Huckleberry Hound, Quick Draw McGraw, Snagglepuss, Augie Doggie, Daddy Doggie, Top Cat, Magilla Gorilla, Wally Gator, Peter Potamus, and Squiddly Diddly
I cant look at you while I'm lying next to them
Frankie: I kicked Mac out of my life and little did I know, I did cast him out into the cold cruel world
I don't want Mac to be my boyfriend cause he's not old enough
I am now my enemy
I don't know if Mac and I can repair our relationship
Mac doesn't want me to bail him out
We won't be friends anymore
I may seem like a surrogate mother to Goo and Terrence instead of Mac
I ain't seen Yogi Bear and his friends in three darn days
I put your picture away sat down and cried today
I wished Mac died instead of me
Everyone here at Foster's no longer care for Mac, Not even me.
The only one who cares about Mac are Goo and Yogi Bear, Boo-Boo Bear, Huckleberry Hound, Snagglepuss, Quick Draw McGraw, Augie Doggie, Daddy Doggie, Magilla Gorilla, Wally Gator, Top Cat Peter Potamus, and Squiddley Diddley.
I cant look at you while I'm lying next to them
I put your picture away sat down and cried today
Mac wished I died instead of him
Everyone here at Foster's no longer care for him, Not even me
The only one who cares about Mac are Goo, and Yogi Bear, Boo-Boo Bear, Huckleberry Hound, Quick Draw McGraw, Snagglepuss, Augie Doggie, Daddy Doggie, Top Cat, Magilla Gorilla, Wally Gator, Peter Potamus, and Squiddley Diddley
I cant look at you while I'm lying next to them
Frankie: I did kick Mac out of Foster's, I kept him in jail forever I am his enemy I'm never gonna be his friend or his sister again
I never seen Mac in 300 darn years
I don't want Mac to be my boyfriend since he's not old enough
I'm never gonna talk to him again
He's never gonna have a crush on me again!
He likes insulting me and hurting my feelings
I put your picture away sat down and cried today
Mac wished I died instead of him
I no longer care for him
The only one who cares about him is Goo and Yogi Bear, Boo-Boo Bear, Huckleberry Hound, Snagglepuss, Quick Draw McGraw, Augie Doggie, Daddy Doggie, Magilla Gorilla, Wally Gator, Top Cat Peter Potamus, and Squiddley Diddley.
I cant look at you while I'm lying next to Atom Ant, Cindy Bear, Touche Turtle, Snooper, Blabber, and Hokey Wolfe
I put your picture away sat down and cried today
Mac wished I died instead of him
I no longer care for him The only one who cares about him are Goo, and Yogi Bear, Boo-Boo Bear, Huckleberry Hound, Quick Draw McGraw, Snagglepuss, Augie Doggie, Daddy Doggie, Top Cat, Magilla Gorilla, Wally Gator, Peter Potamus, and Squiddley Diddley
I cant look at you while I'm lying next to Atom Ant, Cindy Bear, Touche Turtle, Snooper, Blabber, and Hokey Wolfe
{C}Narrator: Frankie was glad that she wanted Mac out of her life forever. Mr. Herriman was proud of Frankie for not being nice to Mac. Mac was in jail forever, not caring about anyone but himself. Frankie wished she doesn't want Mac to be her boyfriend since Mac's not old enough. Frankie may seem somewhat like a surrogate mother to Goo and Terrence instead of Mac. She and Mac are enemies. Frankie hoped Mac will never have a crush on her ever again. I really hope Mac's never coming back to Foster's anymore. Don't you?
I drew this after the point in the story where Mac was essentially all alone; his mother and brother had died, Mr. Herriman wouldn't let Frankie adopt him, and he was sent to jail where he would never see any of his friends again.
Inspired by Shadowgate: Mac gets sent to jail