The Episode is written by Betty G. Birney and directed by D.B. Sweeney. The Episode guest stars Adam Sandler as Master Gaston de Valmont, Sarah Jessica Parker as Tatiana Dalova, Dorothy Provine as the Ballet Teacher, Steve Martin as Mr. Tolkien, Michael Jeter, Nathan Lane, Ernie Sabella, Matthew Broderick, Marlon Brando, Christopher Lloyd, Ringo Starr, George Carlin, Michael Angelis, Ethel Merman, Ruth Buzzi, Edie Adams and Jim Belushi as Drama Critics, Jim Carrey, Johnny Depp, Jeff Bridges, Robin Williams, Billy Crystal, Orson Welles, Steve Carell, Dustin Hoffman, Charles Grodin, Bill Cosby, Will Smith and Whoopi Goldberg as Music Critics and Academy Award winner Tom Hanks as the guard.
Narrator: Madeline founded a place to hide and then she cried and cried and cried. But someone was standing her side.
Tatiana Dalova: Poor Madeline. I know how you must feel.
Madeline: (Tearfully) All i wanted was to get Monsiour de Valmont to notice me. And now i will never be a Prima Ballerina like you.