- Narrator: One fine afternoon, Mandark, Tyrone, Bart, and Lisa went to Barney the Purple Dinosaur's Video Store. When Timmy saw a 1998 Baby Bop Knows Best VHS that BarneyDinoDude123 made, it happened.
- Timmy: Can I have this VHS? Since I had a black hair and glasses.
- Bart and Lisa: No, Mandark!
- Tyrone: It costs 16 dollars! I have 35 cents!
- Lisa: I have 35 cents, too.
- Bart: Me, too.
- Mandark: (starts to bawl out very loud) BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I WANT THAT 1998 BABY BOP KNOWS BEST VHS!!! (continues crying)
- Lisa: CUT IT OUT!
- Mandark: NO WAY, JERKFACE!!!!!!
- Bart: YOU'VE GOT NO MONEY TODAY!!
- Tyrone: IF YOU KEEP THIS UP THEN ALL YOU WANT IS IN YOUR HOME!
- Lisa: YOU MUST DIE!!!!
- Narrator: And so, Mandark was dragged out of the store.
- Mandark: WAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! WHY DOES EVERYONE PICK ON ME?!?! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
- Narrator: The next day, Mandark, Tyrone, Bart, and Lisa went to the chinese toy store. When Mandark saw a 2004 Sagwa plush, it happened.
- Mandark: WOW! IT'S A SAGWA PLUSH! Can I have it?! Please?! Pleeease?!?!
- Lisa: No, Mandark! And it costs 9 dollars!
- Bart: Lisa's right. This Sagwa plush really costs 9 dollars.
- Tyrone: I already have 35 cents. Arthur has only one. And DW has 33.
- Mandark: But...I... (sobs out a little loud) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I WANT THAT 2004 SAGWA PLUSH!!!!
- Lisa: MANDARK!! CUT IT OUT NOW!!
- Mandark: NOO!!!! NOOOOO!
- Bart: Right that it!!! I am gonna tell Leo RIGHT NOW!
- Tyrone: IF YOU KEEP THIS BEHAVIOR LIKE THAT, WE WILL GIVE YOU A BIG BAD SEREVE SPANKING!!!
- Mandark: (continues bawling) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
- Narrator: Mandark kept on bawling, until Leo arrived.
- Ian: Mandark! Why are you so angry?
- Mandark: I always wanted a 1998 Baby Bop Knows Best VHS and a 2004 Sagwa plush, but my friends ban me! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
- Ian: You can have fun with Tyrone, Bart, and Lisa 3 months.
- Mandark: NOOOOOOOOO!! NOT 3 MONTHS!!!!!!
- Ian: YEEEEES! 3 MONTHS!!!!
- Mandark: How I can stay for?
- Ian: Forever. Goodbye.
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