Narrator: One day, Mandark, Dexter, and Dee Dee went to a toy store, where Mandark saw a 1993 Sweet Potato plush toy, it happened.
Mandark: Holy mother of pearl! I want that 1993 Sweet Potato plush toy. Can I have it, my fairy godparents?
Dee Dee: No you didn't, sport. You have too many plush toys at home.
Dexter: And it's a phony.
Mandark: BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHA! I WANT THAT SWEET POTATO PLUSH TOY!!! WAAAAA...
Dexter and Dee Dee: YOU MUST DIE!
Narrator: And so, Mandark was locked in his room. The next day....
Mandark: I want the 1971 Tales of Mammals book. Please?!
Dexter: Bad news, Mandark. You have too many books at home.
Dee Dee: And it's also a phony!
Mandark: (acting like Peter) I don't wanna grow up! I want cookies and milk! I want a sweater with love in every stich! I wanna wear a diaper! I wanna take a ride in my wagon! I wanna hug my teddy bear! I wanna rock on my wooden horse! And I want kiss-kiss on my boo-boo! (screams) I WANNA BE A BABY AGAIN!!! (bawls, ratchets like a sprinkler, and floods the whole store)
Dee Dee: THAT'S IT! You're going home forever!
Mandark: No! Not forever!
Dee Dee: Yes! Forever!
Narrator: Mandark kept on bawling, until the police officers arrived.
Thomas: HEY! What are YOU doing?!?!
Mandark: STOP!! I'm not gonna see some little baby books!
Percy and Emily: Cut it out! We'll wrap you in toilet paper, Mandark!
Minnie and Daisy: You're right.
Mandark: (muffles) I feel like a mummy.
Thomas: Mummy?! Who's the mummy?
Mandark: I am!
Thomas, Percy, Emily, and Riff: Go away! You suck! Goodbye forever! See you never!
Mandark: AAAAAAAUGH! I'VE BEEN FRAMED!!! I WANT TO GO HOME!!!
Narrator: Later, Mandark and his friends were playing dodgeball.
Mortimer and Goofy: CHAAAAAAARGE!!!
Thomas: DIE, MANDARK, DIE!
Mandark: (falls off of building) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Mandark: Guys? You guys?! (gasps) Minnie!?! Daisy!?!
Minnie: I'm here!
Daisy: Me too!
Mandark: I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!
Narrator: And so, everyone was playing with the 1993 Sweet Potato plush toy and reading the 1971 Tales of Mammals book.
Minnie: Hey, guys. Wanna watch? (presses the button of the video recorder, the TV goes on, and Lalavava appears crying his eyes out)
Lalavava: (bawling) BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LALAVAVA WANT RATTLE WAND! LALAVAVA WANT SPARKLE BOTTLE! LALAVAVA WANT FAIRY TEDDY! LALAVAVA WANT OLD BLACK MAGIC! AND LALAVAVA WANT LOTS OF MAGICAL KISSES FOR MAMA AND DADA! (screams) LALAVAVA WANNA BE NEWBORN AGAIN!!! (cuts his cord, then pops out of Dexter's belly, and bawls again) BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Minnie: (presses the button again, and the TV goes off) Is it over?
Minnie's friends, Pete, and Thomas characters: Yeah.