Marco and The Trouble With Trees is a Jake and Friends spoof to the Thomas and Friends Season 5 episode: James and The Trouble With Trees.


  1. Jake Long as Thomas (Dante Basco)
  2. Kuzco as Edward (J.P. Manoux)
  3. Brad Buttowski as Henry (Danny Cooksey)
  4. Marco Diaz as James (Adam McArthur)
  5. Dipper Pines as Percy (Jason Ritter)
  6. Gopher as Terence (Michael Gough)
  7. Mickey Mouse as Sir Topham Hatt (Bret Iwan)
  8. Pirates as Troublesome Trucks
  9. Beck Redford as Gordon (Elijah Wood)


  • Alec Baldwin: Jake Long had been working in the graveyard all day. The 14-year-old kid was covered in black soot.
  • Jake's Driver: We can't clean you up tonight, Jake.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said his driver.
  • Jake's Driver: There's a problem with the hose pipe.
  • Jake: Bother!
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Jake.
  • Jake: A bath would make me feel much better. The others are sure to say I look silly.
  • Alec Baldwin: But the characters were too busy arguing to notice Jake. Marco was talking loudest of all.
  • Marco: I deserve a new coat of paint. Mickey Mouse says I'm the pride of the line and...
  • Brad: Rubbish!
  • Alec Baldwin: Huffed Brad.
  • Brad: We're all the pride of the line.
  • Dipper: It's been like this all day.
  • Alec Baldwin: Confided Dipper to Jake.
  • Dipper: Marco is getting a new coat of paint and won't stop boasting about it.
  • Jake: Why, Marco! I'm the one who needs a new coat. Look at me.
  • Marco: I rather not.
  • Alec Baldwin: Retorted Marco.
  • Marco: You're not a pleasant sight and wouldn't understand that needs of a really important character.
  • Alec Baldwin: Jake was fuming. Next morning as Marco was being repainted, Brad had an accident.
  • (Brad causes the pirates to derail)
  • Marco: If you can't push pirates properly, Brad, why not talk to a tree instead? You know how much you like the forest.
  • Brad: As a matter of fact, Dill Weed, Mickey Mouse is inspecting the island for trees that have fallen too close to the line. He's worried that might cause trouble.
  • Marco: Pah!
  • Alec Baldwin: Laughed Marco.
  • Marco: If I came upon a tree I just push it aside.
  • Brad: Really!?
  • Alec Baldwin: Brad replied. Soon, Marco was showing off his paintwork.
  • Marco: Make way for an important character.
  • Dipper: You wouldn't feel important if one of those trees crashed on you. You feel hurt.
  • Alec Baldwin: Reproached Dipper.
  • Marco: Rubbish! It wouldn't dare!
  • Gopher: You should be careful, Marco. Trees can be just as powerful as characters.
  • Alec Baldwin: Adviced Gopher.
  • Marco: Oh please! Now excuse me, Mickey Mouse needs me to pull the express.
  • Alec Baldwin: And he huffed away. But Marco was wrong.
  • Mickey: You must go to the yards and collect an important goods train Marco. It's heavy so be careful.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Mickey.
  • Marco: But, sir, I've just been repainted. Can't Jake and Dipper do it? They're dirty and like working with pirates.
  • Mickey: Really useful characters don't argue.
  • Alec Baldwin: So Marco didn't. By the time he arrived at the yards, the weather was changed for the worse.
  • Pirates: Your color's nice, Marco. Pity about your face though.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said a pirate. Marco ignored them and set off. Soon they came to a hill and his driver knew they were in for a difficult time. An old tree close to the tracks was being blown by the strong winds and the rain had weakened the slope. All of a sudden, the tree moved.
  • (Marco sees the tree ahead and comes to a halt)
  • Marco: Oh help!
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried Marco.
  • Marco: Go away!
  • Alec Baldwin: But of course, the tree couldn't. Marco tried to reverse away from the tree but his train was too heavy. Then he heard a whistle.
  • Marco's Driver: It's Jake.
  • Alec Baldwin: Called his driver. Marco felt embarrased and worried that Jake would laugh at him, but Jake didn't. He knew it was no time for teasing.
  • Jake: Peep, peep! I'm ready!
  • Alec Baldwin: Whistled Jake.
  • Marco: So am I.
  • Alec Baldwin: Replied Marco.
  • Marco: As ready as I'll ever be.
  • Alec Baldwin: They were just in time.
  • (The tree lands on the ground with a loud wham!)
  • Alec Baldwin: Later, Marco spoke to Jake.
  • Marco: Dipper and Gopher were so right to warn me. Thank you for rescuing me, Jake.
  • Jake: Oh, that's all right. We characters have to pull together whatever the weather.
  • Alec Baldwin: Just then, Kuzco bustled in.
  • Kuzco: Mickey Mouse thinks you're both brave characters. Jake, you're going to have a new coat of paint, and Marco, Mickey Mouse says that tomorrow you'll pull the special express.
  • Alec Baldwin: Everyone was very happy.

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