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Marinette and Zak's Mega Party Games is a crossover between Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir and Zak Storm: Super Pirate. It stars Marinette Dupain-Cheng and her love interest Zak Storm as the hosts of the Wario Ware Inc. Mega Party Games parody, along with Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3, and a variety of Kids' WB! shows from the 1995-2008 era.

Plot

  • Multiplayer games include Outta My Way, Survival Fever, Milky Way Delirium, Listen To The Doctor, Card-e-Cards, Wobbly Bobbly, Balloon Bang, and All For One. Thomas Stories are focused on Donald and Douglas and Bill and Ben.

Full Synopsis

  • We join our Pokemon hero Ash Ketchum, as he, his friends Kids' WB! sidekicks Rikochet and Scooby-Doo and his love interest Sakura Avalon play Outta My Way in order to show Gary Oak how he can back right off. Next in Survival Fever, Agent Jay, Virgil Hawkins, Jackie Chan and Terry McGinnis take the stage by dancing along to N'SYNC's I Want You Back. In Milky Way Delirium, Cyclops, Wolverine, and T-Bone and Razor take off into space, as they must do their skills. Listen To The Doctor is where Lance Alvers/Avalanche, Todd Tolensky/Toad, Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver, and Frederick J. Dukes/Blob must work as surgeons, without letting Mystique/Raven Darkholme find out. Card-e-Cards is where Yugi Moto, Joey Wheeler, Tristan Taylor, and Seto Kaiba have to face Balrog, Vega, Victor Sagat and Major Bison in an extremely fast duel to forget. Wobbly Bobbly is where Misty, Buena Girl, Kimiko Tohomiko and Madison Taylor have to do their training under the orders of Aya and Koga. At Balloon Bang, Mel Szyslak, Meilin Rae, and Yolanda Harrison and Marina Burton have a 4-way war, unaware that Sylvester and Tom Cat are about to mess things up. Finally, sole Disney character Perry the Platypus takes on Team Rocket in a big all-out showdown at All For One, with help from Rocket Raccoon.

Cast

Hosts

  1. Mr. Conductor 1 (George Carlin)
  2. Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
  3. Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)
  4. Marinette Dupain-Cheng (Cristina Vee)
  5. Zak Storm (Michael Johnston)

Outta My Way Players

  1. Ash Ketchum (Sarah Natochenny)
  2. Rikochet (Carlos Alazraqui)
  3. Scooby-Doo (Frank Welker)
  4. Sakura Avalon (Carly McKillip)

Survival Fever Players

  1. Agent Jay (Keith Diamond)
  2. Virgil Hawkins (Phil LaMarr)
  3. Jackie Chan (James Sie)
  4. Terry McGinnis (Will Friedle)

Milky Way Delirium Players

  1. Scott Summers/Cyclops (Kirby Morrow)
  2. James Logan Howlett/Wolverine (Scott McNeil)
  3. Chance Furlong/T-Bone (Charlie Adler)
  4. Jake Clawson/Razor (Barry Gordon)

Listen To The Doctor Players

  1. Lance Alvers/Avalanche (Christopher Grey)
  2. Todd Tolensky/Toad (Noel Fisher)
  3. Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver (Richard Ian Cox)
  4. Frederick J. Dukes/Blob (Michael Dobson)

Card-e-Cards Players

  1. Yugi Moto (Dan Green)
  2. Joey Wheeler (Wayne Grayson)
  3. Tristan Taylor (Sam Regal)
  4. Seto Kaiba (Eric Stuart)

Wobbly Bobbly Players

  1. Misty (Michele Knotz)
  2. Buena Girl (Kimberly Brooks)
  3. Kimiko Tohomiko (Jennifer Hale)
  4. Madison Taylor (Maggie Blue O'Hara)

Balloon Bang Players

  1. Mel Szyslak (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  2. Meilin Rae (Nicole Oliver)
  3. Yolanda Harrison (Tifanie Christun)
  4. Marina Burton (Colleen O'Shaughnessey)
  5. Sylvester (Joe Alaskey)
  6. Tom Cat (Don Brown)

All For One Players

  1. Perry the Platypus (Dee Bradley Baker)
  2. Rocket Raccoon (Greg Ellis)
  3. Jessie (Michele Knotz)
  4. James (Jimmy Zoppi)
  5. Meowth (Jimmy Zoppi)
  6. Wobbuffet (Kayzie Rogers)

Thomas Stories

  1. Donald and Douglas
  2. The Deputation
  3. Twin Trouble
  4. Bad Day At Castle Loch
  5. One Good Turn
  6. Heroes
  7. Double Teething Troubles
  8. Buffer Bother

Songs

  1. Miraculous theme song (opening theme)
  2. Do You Really Wanna Play (played as
  3. I Want You Back (played as
  4. E.T. (played as
  5. Like A Surgeon (played as
  6. She's A Maniac (played as
  7. Serious (played as
  8. Game Over (played as
  9. Supersonic (played as
  10. Zak Storm theme song (ending theme)

Trivia

  • Appearances by Marinette and Zak.
  • Kimiko's outfit: from Master Monk Guan (but without the flower hat).
  • Bad Day At Castle Loch uses Classic Series music.

Script

  • (We find Marinette and Zak greeting us at the start of the crossover)
  • Marinette: Hey, guys and welcome to our Mega Party Games. I'm Marinette Dupain-Cheng.
  • Zak: And I'm Zak Storm.
  • Marinette: This crossover will see how all the Kids' WB! characters play multiplayer games.
  • Zak: So come along, as our biggest adventure begins.
  • (We soon go to the full Miraculous theme song)
  • Marinette: In the daytime, I'm Marinette, just a normal girl with a normal life, but there's something about me that no one knows yet, cause I have a secret. (starts singing) Another day, I’m back at school I think about him, he’s so cool He looks at me, I look away But does he see me anyway? Oh-oh-oh! He’s got me spinning around Oh-oh-oh! My feet are off the ground Oh-oh-oh! And when the sun goes down, That’s what I become…
  • Chorus: Miraculous! Simply the best! Up to the test when things go wrong! Miraculous, the luckiest! The power of love, always so strong!
  • Adrien (singing): I am a cat, just chillin’ out But in the night, she’s all that I think about I feel so strong when she’s around, She picks me up when I am down Oh-oh-oh! Oh no, you’ll never know Oh-oh-oh! My love can only grow Oh-oh-oh! And when I see her smile That’s when she becomes…
  • Chorus 2x
  • Adrien: Miraculous, you are the best! Ohhh!
  • Singers: Miraculous, the luckiest! The power of love, always so strong! Miraculous!
  • (We soon find Ash, Rikochet, Scooby and Sakura at Outta My Way)
  • Ash: Ah, just a fine day for us.
  • Pikachu: Pikachu.
  • Rikochet: There's nothing like determination.
  • Scooby: Reah.
  • Sakura: Hey, isn't that your old rival?
  • (It was Gary Oak)
  • Gary: Long time no see, Ash!
  • Ash: Gary, it's you! I'm gonna teach you how to back right off!
  • Gary: Bring it on!
  • (Soon, Ash and Gary engage to Do You Really Wanna Play)
  • Chorus: Just look in my eyes And tell me You've got all that it takes And much more All you gotta do is say... Stop telling me lies Show me With every move that you make You can score... Just tell me that you want to play. You can feel it But can you steal it? 'Cause boy, I've got the magic touch Can you be the best? With the power you possess? Will you stand up to the fight? Can you pass the test? Are you frightened to confess That you just can't get it right? You can win or lose But you've gotta pay your dues Step up or step away Do you really wanna play? The challenge is yours Take it You've backed down before Now prove to me You control your destiny Keep it steady Get ready Show me that you've got the stuff Can you be the best? With the power you possess? Will you stand up to the fight? Can you pass the test? Are you frightened to confess That you just can't get it right? You can win or lose But you've gotta pay your dues Step up or step away... Let yourself go This is my show Watch me when I play Change your mind-set And you'll get Better every day... Can you be the best? With the power you possess? Will you stand up to the fight? Can you pass the test? Are you frightened to confess That you just can't get it right? You can win or lose But you've gotta pay your dues Step up or step away Can you be the best? With the power you possess? Will you stand up to the fight? Can you pass the test? Are you frightened to confess That you just can't get it right? Can you be the best? With the power you possess? Will you stand up to the fight? Can you pass the test? Are you frightened to confess That you just can't get it right? Can you be the best? With the power you possess? Will you stand up to the fight?
  • (Do You Really Wanna Play ends as Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3 appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Well!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: That did the game.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Reminds me of Donald and Douglas.
  • (He blows his whistle and Donald and Douglas starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Donald and Douglas are twins and had arrived from Scotland to help Sir Topham Hatt, but only one engine had been expected. The twins meant well, but did cause confusion. Sir Topham Hatt had given them numbers, Donald 9 and Douglas 10, but he was still planning to send one engine home. There was a break van in the yard that had taken a dislike to Douglas. Things always went wrong when he had to take it out. His trains were late and he was blamed. Douglas began to worry. Donald, his twin, was angry.
  • Donald: You're a muckle nuisance!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Donald.
  • Donald: It's to leave you behind I'd be wanting.
  • Break Van: You can't!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the break van.
  • Break Van: I'm essential!
  • Donald: Och are you?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Donald burst out.
  • Donald: You're nothing but a screeching and a noise when all set is done. Spite Douggie, would ya? Take that!
  • Break Van: Ow! Ooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cried the van.
  • Donald: There's more coming should you misbehave.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The van behave better after that. Until one day, Donald had an accident. The rails were slippery. He couldn't stop in time. Donald wasn't hurt, but Sir Topham Hatt was most annyoed.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I am disappointed, Donald. I didn't expect such, er, clumsiness from you. I had decided to send Douglas back and keep you.
  • Donald: I'm sorry, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Donald.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I should think so, too. You have upset my arrangements. Now James will have to help you with the goods work, while you have your tender mended. James won't like that.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt was right. James grumbled dreadfully about extra work.
  • Douglas: Anyone would think.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Douglas.
  • Douglas: That Donald had had his accident on purpose. I heard tell about an engine and some tar wagons.
  • James: Shut up!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • James: It's not funny.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He didn't like to be remind about his own accident.
  • Donald: Well, well, well! Surely, James, it wasn't you. You didn't say.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James didn't say. He slouched sulkily away.
  • Break Van: James is cross!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sniggered the spiteful break van.
  • Break Van: We'll try to make him crosser still!
  • Cars: Hold back!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Giggled the freight cars to each other. James did his best, but he was exhausted when they reached Edward's station. Luckily, Douglas was there.
  • James: Help me up the hill, please!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Panted James.
  • James: These freight cars are playing tricks.
  • Douglas: We'll show them.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Douglas. Slowly but surely, the snorting engines forced the freight cars up the hill. But James was losing steam.
  • James: I can't do it, I can't do it!
  • Douglas: Leave it to me!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Shouted Douglas. The conductor was anxious.
  • Conductor: Go steady! The van's breaking!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The van was in pieces. No one had been hurt, and soon Edward came to clear the mess. Sir Topham Hatt was board.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I might have known it would be Douglas.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Edward: Douglas was grand, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
  • Edward: James had no steam left, but Douglas worked hard enough for three. I heard him from my yard.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Two would have been enough.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I want to be fair, Douglas, but I don't know. I really don't know.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt was making up his mind about which engine to send away, but that's another story.
  • (Donald and Douglas ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Donald and Douglas's story will have to wait.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gosh.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Hey, where's Perry?
  • (Perry is inside the Command Center, meeting up with Alpha 5 and Zordon)
  • Alpha 5: Ai-Yi-Yi-Yi-Yi! Team Rocket's taking over All For One! You've got to stop them!
  • Zordon: He's right, Agent P. We've tracked Team Rocket to the final game, so go and get Rocket Raccoon!
  • (Perry salutes and quickly exits the Command Center)
  • (Agent Jay, Virgil, Jackie and Terry are now at Survival Fever)
  • Agent Jay: What is this place?
  • Virgil: Looks peculiar to me!
  • (Just then, the cast of Godzilla: The Series appear)
  • Nick: Yo, guys.
  • Mendel: Long time no see!
  • Randy: Wanna dance to the rhythm?
  • Elsie: Cause N'SYNC's doing a song.
  • Monique: Wouldn't you agree, mon amis?
  • Jackie: Surely.
  • Terry: We'll do it right now!
  • (Soon, Ann Gora is on the air, along with Hank Anchorman)
  • Ann: This is Ann Gora reporting for Kat's Eye News, and here at my side is Hank Anchorman.
  • Hank: Here we are live at Club Sugar, where the Survival Fever is about to unfold.
  • Ann: So, let's give it all a hand to Agent Jay and the backstreets!
  • Hank: Hit it, N'SYNC!
  • (Soon, Agent Jay and his friends dance to I Want You Back)
  • N'SYNC: You're all I ever wanted You're all I ever needed, yeah So tell me what you do now 'Cause (I, I, I, I, I,) I want you back It's hard to say I'm sorry It's hard to make the things I didn't know A lesson I've learned too well, for sure So don't hang up the phone now I'm trying to figure out just what to do I'm going crazy without you You're all I ever wanted You're all I ever needed, yeah So tell me what to do now When I want you back Baby, I remember The way you used to look at me and say Promises never last forever I told you not to worry I said that everything will be alright I didn't know then that you were right You're all I ever wanted You're all I ever needed, yeah So tell me what to do now When I want you back I want you back You're the one I want You're the one I need Girl, what can I do? You're the one I want You're the one I need Tell me what can I do You're all I ever wanted You're all I ever needed So tell me what to do now When I want you back You're all I ever wanted You're all I ever needed So tell me what to do now When I want you back.
  • (I Want You Back ends as Agent Jay and the others strike the final pose, just as the Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Bravo!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: That was magnificent!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Reminds me of a decision made for Donald and Douglas.
  • (He blows his whistle and The Deputation starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Snow came early to the Island of Sodor. It was heavier than usual. Most engines hate snow. Donald and Douglas were used to it. Couple back to back with the van between their tenders and the snowplough in their fronts, they set to work. They puffed backwards and forward patrolling the line. Generally, the snow slipped away fiercely, but sometimes they found deeper drifts. Presently, they came to a drift which was larger than most. They charged it, and were just backing for another try when...
  • Henry: Help, help!
  • Douglas: Losh shakes, Donald! It's Henry! Don't worry yourself, Henry! Wait a while! We'll help you out!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henry was very grateful. He saw all was not well. The twins were looking glum. They told him Sir Topham Hatt was making a decision.
  • Donald: He'll send us away for sure.
  • Percy: It's a shame.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy.
  • Gordon: A lot of nonsense about a broken signalbox.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled Gordon.
  • James: That spiteful break van too.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Put in James.
  • James: Good riddance. That's what I say.
  • Henry: The twins were splendid in the snow.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Added Henry.
  • Henry: It isn't fair.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They all agreed that something must be done, but none knew what. Percy decided to talk to Edward about it.
  • Edward: What you need...
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
  • Edward: ...is a deputation.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He explained what that was. Percy ran back quickly.
  • Percy: Edward says we need a depostation.
  • Gordon: Of course.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: The question is...
  • Henry: What is a desperation?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Henry.
  • Percy: It's when engines tell Sir Topham Hatt something's wrong.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy.
  • Duck: Did you say tell Sir Topham Hatt?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Duck thoughtfully. There was a long silence.
  • Gordon: I purpose.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: That Percy be our...um...disputation.
  • Percy: Me?!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Squeaked Percy.
  • Percy: I can't!
  • Henry: Rubbish, Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Henry.
  • Henry: It's easy.
  • Gordon: That's settled then.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon. Poor Percy wished it wasn't.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Hello, Percy. It's nice to be back.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy jumped.
  • Percy: Uh, yes sir, please sir.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You look nervous, Percy. What's the matter?
  • Percy: Please, sir, they made me a desperation, sir, to speak to you sir. I don't like it, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt pondered.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Do you mean a deputation, Percy?
  • Percy: Yes sir, please sir. It's Donald and Douglas. They say, sir, that if you send them away, sir, well, they'll be turned to scrap, sir. That would be dreadful, sir. Please, sir, don't send them away.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Thank you, Percy. That will do.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Later, Sir Topham Hatt spoke to the engines.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I had a deputation. I understand your feelings and I give a lot of thought to the matter.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He paused impressively.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Donald and Douglas, I hear that your work in the snow was good. You shall have a new coat of paint.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The twins were surprised.
  • Donald: Thank you, sir.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: But your names will be painted on you. We'll have no more mistakes.
  • Douglas: Thank you, sir. Uh, does this mean that the both of us?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt smiled.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: It means...
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But the rest of his speech was drowned in a delighted chorus of cheers and whistles. The twins were here to stay.
  • (Engines whistling)
  • (The Deputation ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Donald and Douglas deserved to stay on the Island of Sodor.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Wow!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Better get to Milky Way Delirium.
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (Cyclops, Wolverine, T-Bone and Razor are now at Milky Way Delirium)
  • Cyclops: Okay, is everyone ready?
  • Wolverine: Time to get this delirium started.
  • T-Bone: Oh, boy!
  • Razor: Let's do this!
  • (Soon, they take off to space, set to E.T. by Katy Perry)
  • Katy Perry: You're so hypnotizing Could you be the devil? Could you be an angel? Your touch magnetizing Feels like I am floating Leaves my body glowing They say, be afraid You're not like the others Futuristic lover Different DNA They don't understand you. You're from a whole other world A different dimension You open my eyes And I'm ready to go Lead me into the light Kiss me, kiss me Infect me with your love and Fill me with your poison Take me, take me Wanna be your victim Ready for abduction Boy, you're an alien Your touch so foreign It's supernatural Extraterrestrial You're so supersonic Wanna feel your powers Stun me with your laser Your kiss is cosmic Every move is magic You're from a whole other world A different dimension You open my eyes And I'm ready to go Lead me into the light Kiss me, kiss me Infect me with your love and Fill me with your poison Take me, take me Wanna be a victim Ready for abduction Boy, you're an alien Your touch so foreign It's supernatural Extraterrestrial. I know a bar out in Mars Where they drivin' spaceships instead of cars Cop a prada space suit about the stars Getting stupid hah, straight up out the jars Pockets on shrek, rockets on deck Tell me what's next? Alien sex. Imma disrobe you Then Imma probe you See I've abducted you So I'll tell you what to do I tell you what to do (what to do, what to do) Kiss me, kiss me Infect me with your love and Fill me with your poison Take me, take me Wanna be a victim Ready for abduction Boy, you're an alien Your touch so foreign It's supernatural Extraterrestrial Extraterrestrial Extraterrestrial Boy, you're an alien Your touch so foreign It's supernatural Extraterrestrial.
  • (E.T. ends as the Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Wow!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: That's one way to deal.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Reminds me of Donald and Douglas's fallout.
  • (He blows his whistle and Twin Trouble starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Donald and Douglas are Scottish twin engines. They are practical peppery and proud. They nearly always work together. One day, Donald and Douglas were chuffing through the countryside hauling a heavy load. Down the line, Trevor the Traction Engine had been struggling with a big cartload of hay. Crossing the tracks, the cart's wheels have broken off. Then Trevor heard a whistle.
  • Trevor: Oh no!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Trevor cried. Donald could see the cart.
  • Donald: Stop!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He cried. Donald's driver applied the brakes, but it was too late. Luckily, no one was hurt.
  • Donald: Stop being pushy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Donald snapped.
  • Douglas: Don't call me pushy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Douglas snapped back.
  • Donald: You shouldn't have pushed me into the cart.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Donald.
  • Douglas: You pulled me you mean.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Argued Douglas.
  • Donald: Didn't!
  • Douglas: Did!
  • Donald: Did not!
  • Douglas: Did too!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Before long the track was cleared and Donald and Douglas were on their way. The twins were so cross they refuse to speak to each other for the rest of the day. The next day, Sir Topham Hatt needed an engine to help Duck at the smelter's yards.
  • Donald: May I go, sir?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Donald eagerly.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I only need one engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Not two.
  • Donald: I am only one engine, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Donald.
  • Donald: And I would like to help with Duck.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt was surprised but agreed. Thomas was worried.
  • Thomas: Won't you miss one another?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He asked.
  • Thomas: I know I missed Annie and Clarabel.
  • Douglas: I'll work better on my own.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sniffed Douglas.
  • Donald: I have work to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Donald. At first, Donald enjoyed working with Duck. Then, things started to go wrong.
  • Donald: Did you shunt those freight cars on the other line?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Donald asked.
  • Duck: You said you wanted them on the other line.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Duck replied.
  • Donald: Not that other line, the other other line.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Donald was cross.
  • Donald: Douglas would have known what I've meant.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He huffed. Douglas was working on his own. He chuffed dutifully through the beautiful countryside. But Douglas had no one to share it with. Altough he tried not to he was beginning to miss his twin. That night, Douglas' Driver took him to see Donald.
  • Douglas: I was just passing.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Douglas.
  • Donald: Have you come to say you're sorry?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Donald sniffed. This made Douglas very cross.
  • Douglas: I've nothing to be sorry for.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said and steamed away in a huff. The next day, Donald was in a bad mood. Duck could see he was getting too close for the buffers.
  • Duck: Look out!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Duck shouted, but it was too late. Donald's driver was very cross.
  • Donald's Driver: This would've happened if you were working with Douglas.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said. Donald knew he was right and Duck knew he couldn't pull Donald back onto the rails. So he went for help. Douglas was sadly finishing his work as Duck steamed into the depot.
  • Duck: Donald is in trouble.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Duck.
  • Douglas: Donald in trouble?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Douglas cried.
  • Douglas: I'm on my way!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he steamed off as fast as he could. Douglas struggled and struggled, he finally pulled his twin gently back on to the tracks. He was relief Donald wasn't hurt.
  • Donald: Thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Donald said.
  • Donald: And I'm sorry.
  • Douglas: No, I'm sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Douglas.
  • Donald: I'm sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Insisted Donald.
  • Duck: Don't argue about who's sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Chuckled Duck.
  • Duck: Just be glad you're back together.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And they were.
  • (Twin Trouble ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Donald and Douglas apologized to each other.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cool!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Better get to the doctor.
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (We find The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants at the waiting room)
  • Lance: Gee, talk about a coincidence.
  • Todd: Let's face it, we've got all the things ready.
  • (Doctor Anna and Doctor Proctor approach)
  • Doctor Anna: Did you say ready?
  • Doctor Proctor: The patients are waiting for you inside the Emergency room, so good luck.
  • Pietro: Yes!
  • Frederick: Time to get started!
  • (Soon, the Brotherhood work as surgeons, set to Like A Surgeon by Weird Al Yankovic)
  • Weird Al Yankovic: I finally made it through med school Somehow I made it through I'm just an intern I still make a mistake or two I was last in my class Barely passed at the institute Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid A malpractice suit Hey, like a surgeon Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Organ transplants are my line Better give me all your gause nurse This patient's fading fast Complications have set in Don't know how long he'll last Let me see, that I.V. Here we go time to operate I'll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out And see what he ate Like a surgeon, hey Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Here's a waiver for you to sign Woe, woe, woe It's a fact I'm a quack The disgrace of the A.M.A. 'Cause my… It's a fact I'm a quack The disgrace of the A.M.A. 'Cause my patients die, yah my patients die Before they can pay Like a surgeon, hey Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Got your kidneys on my mind Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon When I reach inside With my scalpel, and my forceps, and re-tractors Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh Ooh baby, yeah I can hear your heartbeat For the very last time.
  • (Like A Surgeon ends as the Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Wow!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: They've done it!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Reminds me of Donald and Douglas in a hurry to Lord Callan.
  • (He blows his whistle and Bad Day At Castle Loch starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: It was a beautiful day on the Island of Sodor. Donald and Douglas are Scottish twins. They enjoy working on Sir Topham Hatt's railway. But sometimes, they longed for Scotland, their old home. One day, Sir Topham Hatt called them to the docks.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Lord Callan's castle was finally reopening. There is to be a grand celebration tomorrow. I need you to take the banners, buntings and bagpipes to the castle. Harvey, you must load them straight away.
  • Harvey: Yes, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Chuffed Harvey. The twins were excited. Going to Lord Callan's castle would be like going home again. Soon, Harvey had finished loading the freight.
  • Percy: Where are you going?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Asked Percy.
  • Donald: Lord Callan's castle.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Donald proudly announced.
  • Harvey: By Castle Loch.
  • Percy: I'm glad i'm not going to Castle Loch.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Wheeshed Percy nervously.
  • Douglas: Scared the monster might get ya.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Teased Douglas.
  • Donald: You might.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Donald.
  • Douglas: There's no monster.
  • Donald: There is too.
  • Douglas: There is not.
  • Donald: It's too.
  • Douglas: It's not.
  • Donald: It's too.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Lord Callan's castle is in Misty Valley. Donald and Douglas were determined to get the important goods to the castle in time. They puffed proudly along the loch towards their destination.
  • Donald: There it is!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Donald.
  • Douglas: We're almost there!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Shouted Douglas. But there was trouble ahead, trees had fallen across the line. Donald and Douglas stopped just in time. Then, suddenly, there was a loud crash. The break van had been hit by the landslide and come off the rails. They were stuck.
  • Donald's Driver: We could take the causeway.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Donald's Driver. Douglas' Driver knew the causeway was old and rickety.
  • Douglas' Driver: It's too dangerous.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He said. The twins were worried.
  • Donald: We'll never get to the castle now.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Chuffed Donald.
  • Donald's Driver: I'll call for help.
  • Tailor: Splendid outfit, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Sir Topham Hatt was trying on his present for Lord Callan when he heard the news.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Donald and Douglas trapped by the loch?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'll send help as soon as i can.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: But the hours passed. It grew dark and cold and still no help had come. Suddenly, the twins spotted something strange through the mist.
  • Donald: What's that!?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Called Donald.
  • Douglas: Is it the monster!?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Douglas.
  • Donald: For sure it is.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Answered Donald.
  • Harvey: It's not a monster, it's us.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: It was Harvey and the breakdown crane. Donald and Douglas were relieved. By morning, the lines were cleared. Donald and Douglas hurried off to the castle. Lord Callan's workers were waiting to unload the freight cars. Soon, the castle was decorated. The grand opening was a great sucess. Lord Callan was pleased.
  • Lord Callan: A splendid pair of engines.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: And very useful.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Added Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Donald and Douglas: Och aye!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Agreed the twins.
  • (Bad Day At Castle Loch ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: So that's how Donald and Douglas made it to Lord Callan.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Good.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Better go to Card-e-Cards.
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (Yugi, Joey, Tristan and Seto are now at Card-e-Cards)
  • Yugi: This duel is gonna be fun.
  • Joey: Yeah!
  • (Balrog, Vega, Sagat and Bison appear)
  • Balrog: Hey, you!
  • Vega: Who wants some duels.
  • Tristan: We do!
  • Kaiba: Bring it on!
  • Sagat: Good.
  • Bison: This'll go amok for sure.
  • (Soon, the scene turns into a time lapse sequence, and as both sides duel with each other, She's A Maniac plays)
  • Michael Sembello: Just a steel town girl on a Saturday night Looking for the fight of her life In the real time world no one sees her at all They all say she's crazy Locking rhythms to the beat of her heart Changing moment into light She has danced into the danger zone When the dancer becomes the dance It can cut you like a knife If the gift becomes the fire All the while you're stuck between What's will and what will be She's a maniac, maniac on the floor And she's dancing like she never danced before She's a maniac, maniac on the floor And she's dancing like she never danced before On the ice filled line of sanity It's a place most never see It's a hard won place of mystery You can touch it but can't hold it You work all your life for that moment in time It can come or pass you by It's a push of the world but there's always a chance If the hunger stays alive There's a cold kinetic heat Struggling, stretching for the beat Never stopping With her hair against the wind She's a maniac, maniac on the floor And she's dancing like she never danced before She's a maniac, maniac on the floor And she's dancing like she never danced before La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la It can cut you like a knife If the gift becomes the fire All the while you're stuck between What's will and what will be She's a maniac, maniac at your door And she's dancing like she never danced before She's a maniac, maniac at your door And she's dancing like she never danced before.
  • (She's A Maniac ends as the Four Grand Masters's life points go reducing down to zero)
  • Balrog: NO!
  • Vega: Impossible!
  • Sagat: Curse you, fools!
  • Bison: We'll get back for this!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Well done, men!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: You've made it!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Reminds me of Bill and Ben taking turns.
  • (He blows his whistle and One Good Turn starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Bill and Ben are the most mischievous engines working on Sir Topham Hatt's railway. They're kept busy pushing and pulling cars up and down the line that runs from the china clay works to the harbour yard. They like to have fun together and often play tricks on the workmen. But sometimes, their teasing ways can get them into trouble. One morning, Sir Topham Hatt came to see them.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Important goods have arrived in the big yard. Bill and Ben, i need you to help the other engines.
  • Bill and Ben: Oh, yes, of course, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied the twins. They set off happily on their important mission. BoCo was resting in the yard when suddenly he heard a pair of familiar whistles.
  • BoCo: Hmm.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sighed BoCo.
  • BoCo: Here comes trouble.
  • Bill: Sir Topham Hatt told us you were tired.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Teased Bill.
  • Bill: He asked us to take all your cars for you.
  • BoCo: You two never stopped do you? But i'm wise to your pranks and we do need help here.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The twins were soon busy pushing and pulling the heavy cars into place. At last, the day's work was done. The twin now became excited. They were going to use the turntable for the first time. Bill went first.
  • Bill: This is fun!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He shreiked to Ben. He didn't want to move off at all. The foreman stopped the turntable.
  • Foreman: Please make way for the other engines.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He ordered. Bill did so, but the foreman had accidentally stopped the turntable in the wrong place. Bill was on the wrong track and there was Ben puffing directly toward him. The engines came to a grinding halt. They gazed grimly at each other.
  • Bill: I was here first!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Bill.
  • Ben: But you're in my way!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Protested Ben.
  • Ben: You'll have to back up again!
  • Bill: I wont!
  • Ben: You will!
  • Bill: I wont!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sir Topham Hatt came to stop the noise.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: If you don't behave, i shall not allow you here again.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The next day, Ben was still grumpy.
  • Ben: That Bill! Imagine getting in my way on the turntable. He's a really silly engine!
  • BoCo: The way i heard it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sighed BoCo.
  • BoCo: It sounded like you were both to blame.
  • Ben: Pooh! You must have heard it all wrong!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The twins grumbled about each other all day. Even kind Edward lost patience.
  • Edward: All this grumbling spreads bad atmosfere in the yard.
  • BoCo: You're quite right and that's why i come up with a plan.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: BoCo whispered his plan to Edward. Then his driver told Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'll start making arrangements right away.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The next morning he called Bill and Ben into the yard.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: BoCo is taking a special train to the harbour. His regular heavy goods train is waiting on the siding. You can pull it together.
  • Bill and Ben: But, but...
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Protested Bill and Ben who were still not speaking to each other.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Good. I knew i can rely on you two.
  • Ben: I'll take the train myself.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Huffed Ben.
  • Bill: Go right ahead.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Bill. Ben was coupled up to the train of freight cars, but they were too heavy for him to move alone.
  • Bill: Go on.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Teased Bill.
  • Ben: I can't!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Ben. Then suddenly, both twins laughed.
  • Bill: I don't think we'll take turns this time, Ben.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Bill.
  • Bill: I think we better pull together!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Ben was delighted. It was good to be helping each other. Best of all, it was good to be friends again.
  • (One Good Turn ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Bill and Ben took turns to each other.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cool!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Off to Wobbly Bobbly!
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (Misty and the girls are now at Wobbly Bobbly)
  • Misty: Whoa.
  • Buena Girl: This looks like fun.
  • (Just then, Aya arrives with Koga)
  • Aya: Girls, we'd like you to do some training today.
  • Koga: It's about time that you're putting yourselves to the test.
  • Kimiko: Great!
  • Madison: Let's do this!
  • (Soon, the girls go into training to Joy Williams's Serious)
  • Joy Williams: Do you ever get the feeling People think you're crazy 'Cause you trust what they can't see Do you ever get the feeling People think you're shallow And you will change what you believe But I'm not here to argue About what others think and feel 'Cause I'm not ashamed to tell anyone What I know to be real [Chorus:] I'm serious about the stand I'm taking Serious about the choice I'm making Serious about the things that I believe I'm serious about the talk I'm talking what the evidence is and the walk I'm walking Serious about love and purity I'm serious as I can be I'm not the first to meet with laughter And resistance from a disbelieving crowd But I got to meet it head on I'm just gonna keep on Won't let it get me down I'm not here to give up Jesus didn't give up on me Even when the goin' gets rough I've promised God that I'll be Serious Won't change my mind Got to close the door No time for goin' back To what I had before I'm so tired of playin' all these games 'Cause the more I see what You mean to me The more I want to say [Chorus]
  • (Serious ends as the Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Well!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: That's a training session!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Reminds me of Bill and Ben being heroes.
  • (He blows his whistle and Heroes starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One morning, Bill and Ben were busy at the quarry, pushing and pulling cars filled with clay into their proper places. The twins are cheeky and love playing tricks. But they we're growing restless.
  • Ben: Listen, Bill.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Ben.
  • Ben: Can you hear something?
  • Bill: What sort of something?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Bill.
  • Ben: Something different.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Ben.
  • Bill: I can't hear anything different.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Bill.
  • Ben: Exactly.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Huffed Ben.
  • Ben: Everything is the same. Sounds the same, looks the same. What we need is a surprise.
  • Bill: Surprise what?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Bill. Before Ben could answer, the quarry master arrived.
  • Quarry Master: I have just received a message from Sir Topham Hatt. He wants you to go to the station at the harbour.
  • Bill: I wonder what we've done this time.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Bill anxiously.
  • Ben: It must be you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Ben.
  • Bill: Why me?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Exclaimed Bill.
  • Bill: I've not done anything.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Edward is taking the children on a special trip today. I want you to go to the station and look after cars there.
  • Bill and Ben: We'll do our best, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the twins. Gordon spoke severly to them.
  • Gordon: You must behave here. You're on the main line now.
  • Ben: Actually, Gordon.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Giggled Ben.
  • Ben: When we saw you, we thought this was the scrapyard.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon was cross.
  • Gordon: Just make sure that my coaches are ready for my evening train.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And he fumed away. The twins laughed and set to work.
  • Bill and Ben: This was easy.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They said to each other.
  • Bill and Ben: We know all about cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But i'm afraid they didn't.
  • Freight Cars: No need for that.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Shouted the cars as the twins pushed them into place.
  • Freight Cars: We'll show you around, we want to help.
  • Bill and Ben: Thank you very much.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Bill and Ben. The cars giggled and began their tricks. Evening came. The yard was in a dreadful muddle. The twins had left the cars tell them where to put things. Gordon and the passengers waited impatiently outside the station while Bill and Ben tried to sort things out. But by the time Gordon was able to leave, it was very late indeed. Next day the twins were working at the quarry again.
  • Bill: That's a strange noise.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gasped Bill.
  • Bill: I never heard a noise like that before.
  • Bill's Driver: I have.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whispered his driver nervously.
  • Bill's Driver: It sounds like a rockslide to me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Then came the alarm.
  • Quarry Master: Danger! Clear the quarry!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Shouted the quarry master. Workmen scrambled into the cars.
  • Bill and Ben: Thank goodness we're here.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the twins. They were just puffing out of the quarry when...
  • Quarry Master: Help! Wait for me!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: A workman had been left behind. Ben waited as the man climbed quickly aboard. The twins left the quarry just in time. Everyone was safe, but rubble lay all around.
  • Bill: Oh dear.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Bill.
  • Bill: This wasn't our fault. I hope Sir Topham Hatt will understand.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And indeed, he did. Next day, he arrived with Edward.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Bill and Ben, you still had a lot to learn about cars, don't you? But you acted quickly and bravely an emergency. So three cheers for Bill and Ben our heroes. Hip hip, hooray, hooray, hooray!
  • Bill: Oh, thank you, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Bill.
  • Bill: Being called heroes, well, it's, it's...
  • Ben: It's a really nice surprise.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed Ben.
  • (Heroes ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Bill and Ben became heroes of Sodor.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Wow!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Off to Balloon Bang!
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (Mel and her mean friends are now at Balloon Bang)
  • Mel: All right!
  • Meilin: Time to do Arcana Heart madness!
  • Yolanda: Yeah!
  • Marina: Let's do this!
  • (Sylvester and Tom are also interested in balloon banging)
  • Sylvester: Finally, our chance to pump up.
  • (Tom nods in agreement)
  • Sylvester: Time for us to spring into action!
  • (Soon, the mean girls play Arcana Heart, while Sylvester and Tom pump up the balloons, set to Game Over by Alexa Vega)
  • Alexa Vega: Game over. There are no rules in This game. Except win at any costs The time has come once and for all you've Met your match you will fall. This little game we play is gonna break us down. Only one of us can wear the crown its Not as easy as you thought it'd be. When its down to you vs. me I'll play ya rough, I don't need to try. You'd like to play me, But the score never lies Game Over, Game Over Game Over, For Now..... When in the games the only rule allowed No mother love or cheers from the crowd Wen the game began you never thought you'd Lose, but your time is up, I'll play the rules Ya look around and find you've lost your team You tried your best but you ran out of steam I'll play ya rough, I don't need to try. You'd like to play me, But the score never lies You're all out of wishes case your dreams Collide and ends the same its not whether You win or lose its how you play the game Game Over, Game Over Game Over, For Now..... OoOoOoOoOoOo........... Is that all you got Come On. Uh huh. Bring It On! Game Over, Game Over Game Over, For Now.... Game Over.
  • (Game Over ends as the Arcana Heart game ends in an unexpected draw)
  • Mel: WHAT?!
  • Meilin: Impossible!
  • Yolanda: You feline bucketheads!
  • Marina: This is all your fault!
  • Sylvester: We didn't mean to!
  • Granny: Aha! We've caught these culprits red-handed!
  • Sylvester: Culprits?!
  • Heather: Idiots! What are you doing with this Arcana Heart game?!
  • Mel: W-we were only playing it, boss!
  • Meilin: That's right.
  • Regina: Unforgivable!
  • Lexi: You don't even get it!
  • Zapata: For Puss in the Boots, he won't be sorry!
  • Yolanda and Marina: Hey!
  • (The Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Now, settle down.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We don't want to see anything lamer.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Reminds me of Bill and Ben's teething troubles.
  • (He blows his whistle and Double Teething Troubles starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill and Ben the Tank Engine twins work in the clay mines and quarries near brendam docks. Their work is important but they can be hot and dirty. Sometimes this makes the twins naughty. One morning, they were feeling very naughty indeed.
  • Bill: That's my line of cars!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Bill.
  • Ben: It's not, it's mine!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Ben.
  • Ben: Yours it's over there.
  • Bill: It's mine!
  • Ben: It's not!
  • Bill: It's mine!
  • Ben: It's not!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Their friend BoCo was worried.
  • BoCo: Stop quarreling you two or the only thing you had left to share is...
  • (Crash)
  • BoCo: Trouble.
  • Bill: Silly!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snapped Bill.
  • Ben: Silly yourself!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Grumbled Ben.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Bill and Ben, behave yourselves.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: It's clear to me that we need another engine to help out. There's only one available. He's new and key to make an impression.
  • BoCo: If I were you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Whispered BoCo.
  • BoCo: I can back to work right away.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Meanwhile Sir Topham Hatt was having doubts about his own decision.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I hope the new diesel doesn't cause even more confusion. He's bound to have teething troubles.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he was right.
  • Derek: Oh, my grease and oil. I wasn't expecting this hill. Oh, what's that?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: BoCo came to the rescue.
  • Derek: Sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the diesel.
  • Derek: I'm all hot and bothered. I've got teething troubles, you know.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The news soon spread.
  • Thomas: Apparently it's teething troubles.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Confided Thomas to Percy.
  • Percy: Hey, you two. This new diesel's got a toothache. Good luck.
  • Bill: Why does Percy want to wish us good luck.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Bill.
  • Ben: Because he knows we'll need it. A diesel with a toothache must be the worst diesel of all.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Then their manager spoke to them.
  • Manager: You will take your loads to the docks and rest there tonight. There's a lot of hard work to do tomorrow.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It was dark when the twins reached the docks. They left the freight cars by the key and scurried off to the shed.
  • Duck: You two looked glum.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sighed Duck.
  • Bill: It's the new diesel's fault.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Bill.
  • Bill: He's got a toothache.
  • Duck: He hasn't got a toothache he's got teething troubles. That means he's new and this causes some problems. In his case it's his cooling system.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Next morning, the twins heard an unfamiliar whistle.
  • Bill and Ben: Oh, no! It's the new Diesel!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And it was.
  • Derek: Hello. I'll sort this train out. You take the front and I'll push 'em behind. Ha, ha. What fun.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: All went well as they set off. Then they came to a hill.
  • Bill: Come on, come on! Push harder, you silly diesel!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Shouted Bill. But the diesel couldn't push any harder.
  • Derek: I'm overheating again.
  • Bill: Oh, pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Bill.
  • Driver: You know what?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sighed the driver.
  • Driver: Let's try and finish the journey anyway. It means we'll have to pull the diesel as well. Can you do it twins?
  • Bill and Ben: We'll try.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And sure enough they could. That night, Sir Topham Hatt came to see them.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well done, Bill and Ben. I sent the new diesel back to the works. Can you manage alone?
  • Bill and Ben: Oh, yes sir.
  • Bill: BoCo.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Whispered Bill.
  • Bill: I'm sorry we were rude to you.
  • Ben: And...
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Added Ben.
  • Ben: The new diesel was really quite friendly.
  • Duck: And you know what friends do?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Murmured Duck.
  • Bill and Ben: Know what?
  • Duck: They always say good night to each other.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And so they did, but they still chattered about the diesel and his teething troubles all night long.
  • (Double Teething Troubles ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how teething troubles can't be a bad thing after all.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Good.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Time for the final game: All For One!
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (We find Team Rocket performing their signature motto)
  • Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!
  • James: To unite all peoples within our nation!
  • Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
  • James: To extend our reach to the stars above!
  • Jessie: Jessie!
  • James: James!
  • Jessie: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
  • James: Surrender now, or prepare to fight, fight and fight!
  • Meowth: (doing the Buster Bunny end tag) And that's a wrap!
  • Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!
  • (But suddenly, the lights go out)
  • Jessie: What the?!
  • James: Who turned off the power?!
  • Meowth: I don't know. Maybe it's because of...
  • (The lights go back on, revealing Rocket and Perry)
  • Rocket: The jig is up, Team Rocket. Time to say goodbye!
  • Jessie: Let's get them!
  • James and Meowth: Yeah!
  • (As Team Rocket fight Rocket and Perry at full force, Supersonic plays)
  • Bad Religion: Well, am I making haste, or could be haste is making me? What's time but a thing to kill or keep or buy or lose or live in? I gotta go faster, keep up the pace, Just to stay in the human race. I could go supersonic; the problem's chronic. Tell me, does life exist beyond it? When I need to sate, I just accelerate Into oblivion. Into oblivion. Now, here I go again; everything is alien. How does it feel to be outstripped by the pace of cultural change? My deeds are senseless and rendered meaningless When measured in the vein. I could go supersonic; the problem's chronic. Tell me, does life exist beyond it? When I need to sate, I just accelerate Into oblivion. I won't lie (pace setters, go-getters); It's exciting (rat racers, forgetters) When I try (researchers, berserkers) To decide things (strategies to help the workers). I just want to live (new time-saving devices) Decently (quick vices, note crisis), Meaningfully (brevity, dependency). I'm in misery (digital efficiency). I could go supersonic; the problem's chronic. Tell me, does life exist beyond it? When I need to sate, I just accelerate Into oblivion. Into oblivion.
  • (Supersonic ends as Team Rocket are blown away into the air)
  • Jessie, James and Meowth: Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
  • Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!
  • (A twinkle appears from the sky, just as the Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: There they go!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Defeated by a platypus and a raccoon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Reminds me of Bill's jealousy over Ben's new buffers.
  • (He blows his whistle and Buffer Bother starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill and Ben are quarry engines. They are twins. They play together, they shunt freight cars together. They even get up to naughtyness together. Whenever you find Bill you will find Ben. Whether you find Ben you will find Bill. Sir Topham Hatt had come to inspect his quarry engines. He found that Mavis and Bill were in fine working order.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Unfortunately, Ben.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Your buffers are damaged. You must report to the engine works inmediately for a new set of buffers. Mavis you will have to work with Bill until Ben returns.
  • Mavis: Yes sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Mavis and Sir Topham Hatt drove away. Ben was happy.
  • Ben: I'm going to get new buffers!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He gloated to Bill.
  • Bill: Well i should get new buffers too.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill complained.
  • Bill: We're twins. We do everything together.
  • Ben: But you don't need new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Ben teased.
  • Bill: You're getting new buffers because you're getting clumsy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Bill enviously.
  • Ben: No I'm not!
  • Bill: Yes you are!
  • Ben: No I'm not!
  • Bill: Yes you are!
  • Mavis: Will you two stop being crackpots?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis scolded.
  • Mavis: Now come on, Bill, we've got work to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Ben couldn't wait to get new buffers. Later, Bill watched as Ben chuffed away to the engine works. He was green with envy, he wanted new buffers too. Bill returned to his job but he wasn't thinking about work. All he could think about was Ben's new buffers.
  • Bill: Ooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
  • Bill: (sneezes)
  • Mavis: Be careful.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
  • Mavis: And stop thinking about Ben's new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill tried thinking about birds, he tried thinking about trees, he tried thinking about anything but Ben and his brand new buffers. But it didn't work.
  • Bill: I want new buffers too!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He cried.
  • Mavis: Just be happy you're in good working order.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
  • Bill: It's not fair!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill huffed and he weeshed soot all over Mavis.
  • Mavis: Bill!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gasped Mavis.
  • Bill: Oops, sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill. Bill tried his best to get with his work. But the troublesome trucks have spotted a chance for a tease.
  • Trucks: Poor poor Bill, he works, he suffers, while Ben his twin gets brand new buffers!
  • Bill: I might not have new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Bill: But I still know how to biff troublesome trucks.
  • Mavis: No!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis cried. But it was too late. Ben puffed into the quarry with his shiny new buffers just in time to hear...
  • Bill: Bust my buffers!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Bill.
  • Ben: I think you have.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Ben. When Sir Topham Hatt arrived and saw Bill's broken buffers, he was not happy.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You behaved badly Bill.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
  • Bill: Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Before you get new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt continued.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I want you to think what it means to be a responsible reliable engine.
  • Bill: Yes Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Answered Bill weakly. After Sir Topham Hatt left, Ben rolled up to Bill with his new buffers gleaming.
  • Bill: They are nice buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill said.
  • Ben: Thanks.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Ben said.
  • Ben: I'm sorry I teased you.
  • Bill: That's all right.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill said.
  • Bill: I was naughty too.
  • Ben: Of course you are.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Ben.
  • Ben: We're twins.
  • (Buffer Bother ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how an apology was made to Bill and Ben.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Well, that ends our crossover.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Roll the credits!
  • (We soon go to the end credits on a black background, as the Zak Storm theme song plays)
  • Chorus: Zak Storm, Zak Storm, Zak Storm! I will always guide you, lead you I'll be standing right by your side! Standing, fighting Justice always in sight I will always guide you, lead you I will get you out of here No reason to fear Just as long as I'm near Zak Storm, Zak Storm! I will always guide you, lead you Heavens above No reason to fear Just as long as I'm near.

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