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Marion once fellated gerbils for a living
contributed by Stentionhouse
Mario was headhunted by the SAS when he was at the Post Office, that's why he couldn't talk about why he left. A crack SAS team burst into the house tonight, to tell him to not reveal anything more.
contributed by Carrierbag Head
Mario controls the queuing system in all the Post Offices by kneeling under the counter and announcing "Cashier number one/two/three!" at the appropriate time.
contributed by Trumpets
Mario worked for the PO for 22 years, Army for 7, Home Office and Double Glazing then for two years he rested. Now he is 68 can we all wish him long life!
contributed by Whispers