Mario, Crash B., Sonic, Spyro, the Edds, and Friends Ride The Simpsons Ride is an episode of the show, Mario & Friends Ride.
Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Robotnik, Scratch, Grounder, Link, the King, Zelda, the Eds, Crash B., Spyro, the Team Fortress 2 Squad, Jimmy, Sheen, Carl, SpongeBob, Patrick, Bambi, Thumper, Woody, Buzz, Timon, and Pumbaa all go for a ride together on The Simpsons Ride at Universal Studios Orlando. Little did they know that Sideshow Bob is planning to kill off both the Simpsons and them for good.
List of Characters
- Dr. Robotnik
- King Harkinian
- Crash Bandicoot
- Buzz Lightyear
Exterior & Queue
King Harkinian: My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!
Buzz Lightyear: I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.
Link: I can't wait!
(approaching attraction entrance)
Mario: All right, men! Let's go out there and give it our best!
Thumper: What can I say?
Luigi: Sure! They're gonna love it. Right, guys?
Crash B.: (Of course!)
Edd: Shall we?
Scout: Let's go!
(at attraction entrance)
Jimmy: Gentlemen, this will be a night we shan't easily forget.
King Harkinian (seeing 10-minute wait time): Hmm...
Sheen: I don't know what "shan't" means, but let's go!
Demoman: Thus begins my thousand-year reign of blood!
Ed: Read to me what is on the pretty paper, Double-D.
Knuckles: Oh, come on!
Spy: Let us move!
Patrick: This stinks.
Grounder: Aw, give me a break!
Bambi: It's hopeless.
Yoshi: Aw, Yoshi hungry!
Luigi: You'll have to wait!
Sonic: Ugh... I'm so bored!
Timon: Well, enough of that.
(in front of Krustyland entrance)
King Harkinian: I wonder what's for dinner...
Pumbaa: You know, first impressions are very important.
Dr. Robotnik: This better be good.
Scratch: And don't do anything stupid this time!
Woody: I would love to see you try.
(pre-preshow video begins)
[Krusty greets us with many Springfieldians around him...]
Krusty: Hey! Hey! It's me, Krusty!
Crash B.: (Hey, there!)
Krusty: (Laughs) Congratulations.
Krusty: The line's almost over. Only forty-five more minutes.
Krusty: Just kidding! I have no idea how much longer it is.
King Harkinian: Funny.
Krusty: So here to entertain you are Itchy and Scratchy.
Link: Oh, boy!
[A costumed Itchy and Scratchy stumble around.]
Barney [in Scratchy outfit]: (burps)
Bart: Hey, those are just two drunks you fished out of the gutter.
Edd: That's disturbing.
Barney: That's a lie. [He pours a bottle of beer down the eye hole.]
Krusty: You're fired.
King Harkinian: Take him away!
Krusty: And leave the suit.
Barney: All right, I'll take this thing off. [he's nude underneath]
King Harkinian: Oh!
Krusty: Gah! Keep the suit!
Carl: Aren't you going to finish that croissant?
Krusty: One word of warning that may ruin your otherwise enjoyable day at my park.
King Harkinian: Hmm?
Yoshi: I'm scared, Mario!
Krusty: There's a psychopathic killer on the loose.
Bambi: Really? I haven't noticed!
Krusty: His name is Sideshow Bob,... [shows Bob's picture] ...and he used to work for me.
Edd: Tell me what happens, Ed.
Krusty: For some reason, he hates me.
Woody: What are you talking about?
[Krusty directs us to a TV with a clip from the Krusty show. Krusty throws a pie in Bob's face, kicks him in the groin, pushes him into a cannon, and fires it into a wall.]
Dr. Robotnik: Look!
(Eddy, Mario, and Heavy laugh)
Luigi: Yeah, I didn't think it was so funny.
Krusty: Then Bob tried to frame me for robbery, and he was foiled by the Simpsons,... [a picture of the Simpsons appears on the TV] ...and now he's vowed to kill them all, even the baby!
Sonic: That's no good.
King Harkinian: Yes!
Eddy: What the?
Buzz Lightyear: (gasps) No!
Krusty: Six months ago Bob escaped from the Springfield Penitentiary.
Gru: Welcome to my home. I am Gru, master villain, scourge of humanity.
DR. RABBIT: Good to see you again, my friend!
Gru: So, you want to be a Minion?
CRASH B.: (Would I ever!)
YOSHI: Yoshi do! Yoshi do!
Gru: Your training will begin soon, but be warned: danger lurks at every turn.
[The girls enter. Agnes chases after Kyle, Gru's "dog".]
Agnes: Kyle! Come here, Kyle!
Gru: Agnes, please! Please! Daddy's trying to be evil!
Margo: [scoffs] What are you doing!
Gru: I am trying to--
Agnes: Who's the cutsest puppy in the world?
Gru: (sighs) Now, where was I?
[Margo cleans the camera lens using her shirt]
Margo: What? There was a smudge.
Edith (as Evil Clown): I am Evil Clown! Fear my red nose! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
Gru: That's enough! Girls, would you please just let me do this?
Edith: Oh! We were just trying to keep things interesting!
[Margo motions Agnes to come listen to Gru]
Super Mario World/Super Mario Bros. 3 episodes
- "Mama Luigi"
- "Aw, Yoshi hungry." "You'll have to wait."
- "Yeah, I didn't think it was so funny."
Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog/Sonic Boom episodes
- "Unlucky Knuckles"
- "Oh, come on!"
- "Sonic Breakout"
- "Aw, give me a break!"
- "And don't do anything stupid this time!"
- "Aim Low"
- "Ugh... I'm so bored!"
- "Birth of a Salesman"
- "This better be good."
Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy episodes
- "Out with the Old, In with the Ed"
- "Shall we?"
- "Read to me what is on the pretty paper, Double-D!"
- "Jingle Jingle Jangle"
- Crash Tag Team Racing
- Quotes for Crash Bandicoot
- Team Fortress 2 quotes
- Bambi II
- "What can I say?"
- "It's hopeless."
- "Really? I haven't noticed!"
- Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy: The Mis Ed-ventures
- "What the?"
- Dan Castellaneta as Homer, Krusty, Grampa, Groundskeeper Willie, Pimply Faced Teen, Hans Moleman, Barney, Kodos, Repo Man, and Mr. Freidman
- Julie Kavner as Marge, Patty, and Selma
- Nancy Cartwright as Bart, Maggie, Nelson, Ralph, and the Happy Little Elves
- Yeardly Smith as Lisa
- Hank Azaria as Apu, Chief Wiggum, Moe, Professor Frink, Cletus, Lou, Snake, the Sarcastic Man, and Pants-off Johnson
- Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob
- Walker Boone as Mario
- Tony Rosato as Luigi
- Andrew Sabiston as Yoshi
- ???/???/Jason Griffin/Roger Craig Smith as Sonic
- ???/???/Colleen Villard as Tails
- ???/Dan Green/??? as Knuckles
- Long John Baldry as Dr. Robotnik
- Phil Hayes as Scratch
- Garry Chalk as Grounder
- Matt Hill as Ed
- Samuel Vincent as Edd
- Tony Sampson as Eddy
- Jeffrey Rath as Link
- Mark Berry as King Harkinian
- Bonnie Jean Wilbur as Zelda
- Jess Harnell as Crash Bandicoot/Spyro (some archival recordings)
- Tom Kenny as Spyro (some archival recordings)/SpongeBob
- Gary Schwartz as Heavy/Demoman
- Nathan Vetterlein as Scout
- Grant Goodeve as Engineer
- Dennis Bateman as Spy
- Rick May as Soldier
- John Patrick Lowrie as Sniper
- Robin Atkin Downes as Medic
- Debi Derryberry as Jimmy
- ??? as Sheen
- Rob Paulson as Carl
- ??? as Patrick
- Alexander Gould as Bambi
- ??? as Thumper
- Tom Hanks/Jim Hanks as Woody
- Tim Allen/Pat Fraley/Patrick Warburton as Buzz
- Nathan Lane as Timon
- Ernie Sabella as Pumbaa