Cast
- Mario as Frank
- Luigi as Barry
- Bowser as Douche
- Toad as Carl
- Yoshi as Bagel
- Oogtar as Vash
- Donkey Kong as Firewater
- Diddy Kong as Grits
- Wario as Twinkie
- Shy Guy as Potato
- Mr. Lunts (from VeggieTales) as Honey Mustard
- Bigmouth as Toast
- Daisy as Taco
- Peach as Brenda
- Toadette, Birdo, Dixie Kong and Cheese (from Sonic) as Baby Carrots
- Goombas as Gumballs
- Toadsworth as Gum
- Oliver (from TTTE) as Pizza
- Luma as Paper Towel
- Sonic (from Sonic) as Meatloaf
- Bob (from VeggieTales) as Tomato
- Spongebob (from Spongebob) as Troy
- Shadow Mario as Darren
- Rosaline as Sally
- Koopas as Potato Chips
- Care Bears characters as Pislitz Chips
- Wendy as Woman
- Two Female Disney Villains as Female Shoppers
- Garfield (from Garfield) as Pop Tarts
- Kirby (from Kirby) as Coconuts Milk
- Bowser, Jr. as Man
- Lenny as Big Man
- Dad (from Rolie Polie Olie) as Ketchup
- Professor Z (from Cars) as Hitler
- Alice (from Alice in Wonderland) as MILF (aka Camile)
- Moon Machine (from Wallace and Gromit) as Druggie
- Kronk (from The Emperor's New Groove) as Twizzler
- Two Females (from Phineas and Ferb) as Cookies
- Cranky Kong as Fat Man
- FUDD as Pop Bottle
- More Coming Soon