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Mario was created by the collision of an irresistible force with an immovable object.
contributed by onefineday
It is scientifically impossible for Mario to have had a mortal or non orange father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
contributed by Rodarama
In the worlds before Mario, primal chaos reigned. Heavens sought order. But the phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown. The four worlds formed again and yet again, as endless aeons wheeled and passed. Time and the pure essences of Heaven, the moisture of the Earth, the powers of the Sun and the Moon all worked upon a certain rock, old as creation. And it became magically fertile. That first egg was named "Thought". Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha, said, "With our thoughts, we make the World". Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch. From it came a stone mario. The nature of Mario was irrepressible!
contributed by Fizzbin
Mario's dad is the Tango Man and his mum was Herman Munster (dont ask...).
contributed by dazbum