Mario went back in time and invented the dinosaurs because he hates to see a perfectly good meteor go to waste.

contributed by Rodarama

Mario destroyed the dinosaurs as he was impatient to get on with evolution which he reckoned was a tad slow.

contributed by Whispers

The dinosaurs looked at Mario the wrong way once.

contributed by Rodarama

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