Master Chief: The Movie is a movie prequel to the Master Chief Sucks at Ordering Youtube series by UltraHyperShadow. It was released on October 3, 2008, the one year anniversary of the series.


Part 1 Youtube link
Release date: October 3, 2008
Run time: 6:45
Part 2 Youtube link
Release date: October 3, 2008
Run time: 9:18
Total run time: 16:03

Part 1

The King explains that 15 years ago, the UNSC created a supersoldier called a SPARTAN, and that this is his story. The baby Master Chief is shown and a nurse argues with Sergeant Johnson about gender roles. Suddenly, they notice the King looking in the window; neither the nurse nor Johnson seem to recognize him. Five years later, the nurse explains that Master Chief has aged four years for every year that passes due to accelerated aging, but still has the maturity of a five year old. Master Chief joins Johnson's unit and meets the Arbiter, and begins their friendship by tricking him into watching 2girls1cup. Johnson then puts Master Chief through a series of "difficult" exercises (really a montage of leisure activities set to "Morning Train"), and then he and the Arbiter are left on base duty. An explosion occurs, and they meet CATS.

Part 2

CATS introduces himself and reveals he will detonate a bomb inside the base the next night at midnight. Master Chief and the Arbiter spend the next day looking for help, as Johnson and the rest won't return until it's too late. Master Chief meets Jack Thompson, who takes the case to find CATS. Meanwhile, the Arbiter tries to get help from the Church of Scientology, but when they try to rip him off he is saved by Anonymous. Master Chief accidentally angers Jack Thompson by mentioning GTA, and he and the Arbiter return to the base that night as CATS arrives. Suddenly Johnson and a large army appear to try and stop him, but CATS detonates a mini nuke that kills the soldiers, inadvertently revealing the location of his bomb in the process. Master Chief disables the bomb, then forces CATS to endure a great deal of physical labor and watching High School Musical (again set to "Morning Train"). He and the Arbiter decide to leave the military and move in to an apartment. Master Chief assists an elderly woman with ordering at McDonalds, and she suggests that he give advice more often. Master Chief decides to make a video series about giving advice. After the credits, the King approaches the Arbiter and recruits him to join the Network, a secret society that controls the world.


Trailer Youtube link
Release date: September 12, 2008
Run time: 1:56


  • The scene where the King watches baby Master Chief through the window is a reference to the Lost episode "Cabin Fever," where Richard Alpert watches baby John Locke through a window
  • The recruiting Scientologist who harasses the Arbiter is the same one who harasses Master Chief ten years later
  • When Anonymous introduces itself to the Arbiter, they give a speech filled with words starting with the letter "A". This is a reference to V for Vendetta (the origin of the Anonymous masks), where V gives an introduction speech filled with words starting with the letter "V"
  • First mention of the Network
Master Chief Sucks at Ordering
Season 1 - Season 2
Special Episodes
Minisodes - Movie
List of characters - The Network
List of tropes

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