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Max and Sagwa's Idol of The Year is a crossover between Dragon Tales and Sagwa The Chinese Siamese Cat, two Sesame Workshop classics. It is made up by Pikachufreak himself.

Plot

  • We join casts from Shining Time Station, Doki, Monster and Ever After High, VeggieTales, and House Mouse joining Max, Enrique, Emmy, Ord, Cassie and Zak and Wheezie, as well as Sagwa, Sheegwa, Dongwa, Shao Fun, Wim Bao, Yeh-Yeh, Nai-Nai, and Auntie and Uncle Miao, as they celebrate the idol of the year, as hosted by Quetzal, Kermit The Frog and Jasper J. Rock. Among the cast are characters from Pokemon, Mucha Lucha, Hoop-a-Joop, Teen Hearts, Cardcaptors, Tiny Toon Adventures, Scooby-Doo, Marilyn, The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh, The Replacements, Power Crystal Girls, The Emperor's New School, Phineas and Ferb, Accidentally Adventures, Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil, Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Megaman NT Warrior, Jackie Chan Adventures, Phantom Investigators, Static Shock, Tetris Attack, The Mummy: The Animated Series, Jumanji, Men In Black: The Series, Batman Beyond, Star Versus The Forces of Evil, The Adventures of Puss In Boots, Captain N: The Game Master, Future Worm!, Timon and Pumbaa, Rumor Has It, Courage The Cowardly Dog, Tom and Jerry Tales, The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries, Glitter Force, Ozzy and Drix, Friends Forever, Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime, Starlight, Gravity Falls, Wander Over Yonder, The 7D, Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes, Penn Zero: Part Time Hero, Pickle and Peanut, Fangbone!, The Adventures of Julie Kane, Sonic X, Fluffy Gardens, TMNT 2003, Mermaids On The Go, Donkey Kong Country, Star Fox, Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V, The Red Ribbon, Turbo FAST, Home: Adventures With Tip and Oh, WarioWare, The Goldfish Diaries, Future Card Buddyfight, Dragons, The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show, Dawn of The Croods, The Powerpuff Girls, The Dork Diaries, All Hail King Julien, Annie The Smart Female Genius, The Cramp Twins, Extreme Ghostbusters, Voltron: Legendary Defender, Huckapoo, The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest, Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys, SWAT Kats, The Pirates of Dark Water, X-Men: Evolution, Street Fighter Alpha: The Series, Xiaolin Showdown, and Loonatics Unleashed.

Cast

  1. Shining Time Station
  2. Doki
  3. Monster High
  4. Ever After High
  5. VeggieTales
  6. House of Mouse
  7. Dragon Tales
  8. Sagwa The Chinese Siamese Cat
  9. Pokemon
  10. Mucha Lucha
  11. Hoop-a-Joop
  12. Teen Hearts
  13. Cardcaptors
  14. Tiny Toon Adventures
  15. Scooby-Doo
  16. Marilyn
  17. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  18. The Replacements
  19. Power Crystal Girls
  20. The Emperor's New School
  21. Phineas and Ferb
  22. Accidentally Adventures
  23. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
  24. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
  25. Yu-Gi-Oh!
  26. Megaman NT Warrior
  27. Jackie Chan Adventures
  28. Phantom Investigators
  29. Static Shock
  30. Tetris Attack
  31. The Mummy: The Animated Series
  32. Jumanji
  33. Men In Black: The Series
  34. Batman Beyond
  35. Star Versus The Forces of Evil
  36. The Adventures of Puss In Boots
  37. Captain N: The Game Master
  38. Future Worm!
  39. Timon and Pumbaa
  40. Rumor Has It
  41. Courage The Cowardly Dog
  42. Tom and Jerry Tales
  43. The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
  44. Glitter Force
  45. Ozzy and Drix
  46. Friends Forever
  47. Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime
  48. Starlight
  49. Gravity Falls
  50. Wander Over Yonder
  51. The 7D
  52. Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes
  53. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
  54. Pickle and Peanut
  55. Fangbone!
  56. The Adventures of Julie Kane
  57. Sonic X
  58. Fluffy Gardens
  59. TMNT 2003
  60. Mermaids On The Go
  61. Donkey Kong Country
  62. Star Fox
  63. Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V
  64. The Red Ribbon
  65. Turbo FAST
  66. Home: Adventures With Tip and Oh
  67. WarioWare
  68. The Goldfish Diaries
  69. Future Card Buddyfight
  70. Dragons
  71. The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show
  72. Dawn of The Croods
  73. The Powerpuff Girls
  74. The Dork Diaries
  75. All Hail King Julien
  76. Annie The Smart Female Genius
  77. The Cramp Twins
  78. Extreme Ghostbusters
  79. Voltron: Legendary Defender
  80. Huckapoo
  81. The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest
  82. Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys
  83. SWAT Kats
  84. The Pirates of Dark Water
  85. X-Men: Evolution
  86. Street Fighter Alpha: The Series
  87. Xiaolin Showdown
  88. Loonatics Unleashed

Thomas Stories (featuring Fergus and Arthur)

  1. Bill, Ben and Fergus
  2. Thomas and The Search For Fergus
  3. The Spotless Record
  4. Something Fishy

Songs In The Idol Contest

  1. The Potential Breakup Song (sung by Ash, Rebecca and The Hex Girls)
  2. Me and My Teddy (sung by Chelsea Mihara)
  3. That Is His Business (sung by Mitchie O'Hara)
  4. She Bangs (sung by Fangbone and Bill Goodwin)
  5. Say You'll Be There (sung by Brock, Roxanne and The Pussycats)
  6. No by Meghan Trainor (sung by Garnet Starr)
  7. Bye Bye Bye (sung by Dipper Pines)
  8. Poker Face (sung by Penny Crygor)
  9. Uptown Girl (sung by Clay Bailey)
  10. The City Is Ours (sung by Jake "Razor" Clawson and Chance "T-Bone" Furlong)
  11. Tell Me Tell Me (sung by Shaggy Rogers)
  12. On The Floor (sung by Hope Roberts and Penn Zero in a cleaned version)

Trivia

  • This crossover features the casts of Dragon Tales and Sagwa The Chinese Siamese Cat)
  • Kimiko wears her Saving Omi outfit.
  • The Cardcaptor Girls return, as well as the Ninja Turtles.
  • The Power Crystal Girls are officially introduced.
  • The Thomas Stories focus on Fergus and Arthur.

Transcript

  • (We open this video with the 2008 Sesame Workshop logo)
  • (We are then followed by the 2002 Sony Pictures Television logo)
  • (We soon show the 2000 CineGroupe logo)
  • (The Britt Allcroft Presents logo is the fourth to appear)
  • (We afterwards open with the Dragon Tales theme song)
  • Chorus: Emmy wished on a dragon scale, And that's what started Dragon Tales. Around the room the dragons flew, But Emmy and Max knew what to do. They climbed on the backs of their dragon friends, Now the adventures never end! Dragon Tales, Dragon Tales It's almost time for Dragon Tales. Come along, take my hand, Let's all go to Dragon Land. There's Ord he's the biggest, Not so brave of heart. There's Cassie, So shy, also very smart. There's Zak and Wheezie and his tales of fun, 'Cause you know two heads are better than one! Dragon Tales, Dragon Tales It's almost time for Dragon Tales. Come along, take my hand, Let's all go to Dragon Land.
  • (We soon find Doki and the gang at Max and Emmy's house)
  • Doki: We're here!
  • Bob: The Bible says that we're in Max and Emmy's house.
  • Mickey: How'd you like it?
  • Ash: Wow!
  • Raimundo: I bet that Draculaura and I are childhood friends.
  • Mel: Indeed.
  • Meilin: Am I excited, too.
  • Shaggy: Like, are we waiting for Max, Enrique, Emmy, and The Miao Family?
  • Ash: Yes, Shaggy, it is.
  • Mindy: Say, Ashy-Boo, I knew you and I are lovers.
  • Kazane: As well as me!
  • Ash: Uh...
  • Lorelei: Can't you girls cut it out?!
  • Jordan: Ash is our friend, and you know he's...
  • Rabbit: Knock it off, girls!
  • Donkey Kong: There's no fighting right here!
  • Lorelei, Mindy, Kazane and Jordan: Sorry.
  • Ash: Whew!
  • Mary: Now, we're talking!
  • Rikochet: I just can't wait!
  • Flea: And look, The Flea has company!
  • (Max, Enrique and Emmy arrive with The Miao Family)
  • Max and the others: Hi, guys!
  • Alex: Well what do you know?
  • Peter: It's good to visit us.
  • Susie: Do you know about all kinds of dragons?
  • Malinda: We'd say it's a legend.
  • Max: Yes, Malinda.
  • Enrique: Let's pick the dragon scale up and chant together.
  • All the characters: Okay.
  • (Emmy opens the case and picks up the dragon scale)
  • Emmy: Here we go.
  • Everyone: I wish, I wish with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.
  • (The Dragons emerge from the walls and warp the gang to Dragon Land)
  • Jade: Wow!
  • Buena Girl: We're really in Dragon Land.
  • (Ord, Cassie, and Zak and Wheezie arrive)
  • Ord, Cassie and Zak and Wheezie: Welcome, friends!
  • Helen: Yee-Haw! Ah knew ye'd come!
  • Sarah: It's been a pleasure, mon amies.
  • Virgil: Sis and Pops said that Idols are for the winners.
  • Richie: Is that a deal?
  • Ord: Yes, it is!
  • Cassie: We hope this'll work.
  • Puss: Surely.
  • Toby: Leave it all to us!
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Of course, Toby.
  • Wayne: Hey, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
  • Lucien: What have you got there?
  • Paolo: An Idol Contest, huh?
  • Tooty: That'll be super exciting!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Indeed, Tooty. We'll sing all twelve songs in order.
  • Alya: Boo-Ya!
  • Amelia: Totally!
  • Garnet: You know what they say? Friendships always prosper.
  • Alisa: Do you remember Fergus?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Yes, Alisa. He came to visit the Island of Sodor to know any rule. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 3 blows his whistle and Bill, Ben and Fergus starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Fergus is a small railway traction engine who works on the Island of Sodor. One day, he was on his way to the quarry. He had a special job to do for Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Thomas: Hello!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Whistled Thomas.
  • Thomas: Where are you going?
  • Fergus: To the quarry.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Fergus chuffed happily.
  • Thomas: Watch out for Bill and Ben the twins.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: They love to make mischief.
  • Fergus: I won't let young rascals rattle me.
  • Thomas: You don't know the twins like i do.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Warned Thomas. Fergus arrived at the quarry. He went to work with Mavis and the twins.
  • Mavis: I'm afraid the freight cars are in a mess.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Mavis.
  • Fergus: Not to worry. We'll soon sort them out.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Bill and Ben were delighted.
  • Ben: Now we'll have some fun.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Whistled Ben.
  • Bill: They will have the old boiler in a spin.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Steamed Bill. Fergus liked helping Mavis. But he didn't like the way the twins were behaving one bit. Bill banged his freight cars hard. Some rocks fell onto the track.
  • Fergus: Do it right!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Fergus ordered. Bill didn't like being ordered about by a traction engine.
  • Bill: Don't interfere!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He snapped back. Then Ben pushed his freight cars to block the line. Fergus was stuck.
  • Fergus: Out of my way!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Steamed Fergus. But Ben just grinned. The next day, the men were blasting rock.
  • Fergus: Wait for the all clear signal.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Fergus called to Bill and Ben.
  • Fergus: Do it right.
  • Bill: There he goes again.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Puffed Bill.
  • Bill: Do it right, from morning till night.
  • Ben: Keep your funnel out our quarry.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Huffed Ben. The quarry master sent Bill and Ben to collect a rock crusher from the harbour. Fergus was left in peace with Mavis. The twins were still thinking about Fergus.
  • Bill: He's just an old fusspot.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Bill.
  • Ben: He's always saying Do It Right.
  • Bill: Well the next thing he tells us to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Wheeshed Bill.
  • Both: We'll do it wrong (laugh together)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: They laughed. Bill and Ben steamed back to the quarry. The rock crusher was heavy. It shook the rails as they went.
  • Fergus: The blasting had made that rock face unsafe.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Warned Fergus.
  • Fergus: Don't go near it, do it right.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: But the twins took no notice of Fergus and were very naughty. As roughly as they could, they rattled the load towards the cliff.
  • Fergus: Look out!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Fergus and he rushed forward and he bumped Bill and Ben out of the way. His driver jumped to safety as the rocks began to fall. But Fergus was covered in rocks right up to his funnel. It took a long time to dig him out. And no one worked harder to help than Bill and Ben. At last, Fergus was free. Bill and Ben were ashamed.
  • Bill: We should have been so naughty.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Bill.
  • Ben: We're very sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Added Ben.
  • Fergus: Good.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Smiled Fergus.
  • Fergus: From now on we can all do it right together.
  • (Bill, Ben and Fergus ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: So remember, always do things right.
  • Razor: I see to it.
  • T-Bone: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (As the Conductors disappear, Rebecca Norman and Roxanne Rock arrive with The Hex Girls and The Pussycats)
  • Rebecca and The Hex Girls: Hi, Ashy-Boy!
  • Roxanne and The Pussycats: Good to see you, Brocky-Boy!
  • Ash: (blushing with glee) It's Rebecca and The Hex Girls!
  • Brock: (also blushing with glee) And so do Roxanne and The Pussycats!
  • (They both faint with smitten excitement)
  • Ozzy: Uh, Ash? Brock?
  • Drix: Just ignore them.
  • (Soon, the gang arrive at Quetzal's house)
  • Quetzal: Good to see you, guys.
  • Evy: We want a talent show with twelve songs.
  • Rick: Is that a deal?
  • Quetzal: Absolutely.
  • Agent Jay: Yes!
  • Agent Kay: Now, you've got it, slick.
  • (Soon, Kermit and Jasper arrive on stage)
  • Kermit: Greetings, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the annual Idol of The Year.
  • Jasper: We've heard from God that twelve songs are in order.
  • Julie: See, dear? We're thrilled to watch!
  • Benjamin: Surely, honey.
  • Kermit: First up is an Aly and A.J. song called The Potential Breakup Song.
  • Jasper: As covered by Ash, Rebecca and The Hex Girls!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers with joy as Ash, Rebecca and The Hex Girls sing The Potential Breakup Song)
  • Ash, Rebecca, and The Hex Girls: It took too long It took too long It took too long for you to call back. And normally I would just forget that Except for the fact it was my birthday My stupid birthday I played along I played along I played along Rolled right off my back But obviously my armor was cracked What kind of a boyfriend would forget that? Who would forget that? The type of guy who doesn’t see What he has until she leaves Don’t let me go. Cause without me, you know you’re lost Wise up now or pay the cost Soon you will know You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ Livin’ with me You’re not winnin’ till you’re winnin’ Winnin’ me You’re not gettin’ till you’re gettin’ Gettin’ me You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ Living for me This is the potential breakup song Our album needs just one Oh baby please Please tell me We got along We got along We got along until you did that Now all I want is just my stuff back Do you get that? Let me repeat that I want my stuff back You can send it in a box I don’t care just drop it off I won’t be home. Cause without me, you know you’re lost Minus you I’m better off Soon you will know You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ Livin’ with me You’re not winnin’ till you’re winnin’ Winnin’ me You’re not gettin’ till you’re gettin’ Gettin’ to me You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ Living for me You can try, you can try You know I know it’d be a lie Without me you’re gonna die So you better think clearly, clearly Before you nearly, nearly Mess up the situation that you're gonna miss dearly, dearly. C’mon You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ (no) Livin’ with me You’re not winnin’ till you’re winnin’ (no, no, no, no) Winnin’ me You’re not gettin’ till you’re gettin’ Gettin’ me You’re not livin’ till you’re livin’ (no, no, no, no) Living for me This is the potential breakup song Our album needs just one Oh baby please Please tell me This is the potential make-up song Please just admit you’re wrong Which will it be? Which will it be?
  • (The Potential Breakup Song ends)
  • Ash: We did it!
  • Rebecca: Hooray!
  • Thorn: All right!
  • Dusk: We're a cracking band!
  • Luna: Oh yeah!
  • Sakura: (to Madison) Did you see that, Madison? That Ash is a star.
  • Madison: Absolutely!
  • Kermit: Next up is a Barney and Friends classic called Me and My Teddy!
  • Jasper: As performed by Chelsea Mihara!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers with joy as Chelsea, holding Mr. Lovable by her arms, performs Me and My Teddy)
  • Chelsea: (singing) Me and my best teddy bear Sitting in my favorite chair, We are going out to play Just like every day. I got lots of friends out there And they're lots of fun, But they're not my teddy bear He's my favorite one.
  • (She starts to dance with her stuffed bear)
  • Chelsea: Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready to play. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready to play. You know, I've got a lot of friends that I play with. You know, I've got a lot of friends who are fun. But then they can't do anything like my teddy, 'Cause my teddy, he is the one. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for bed. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for bed. You know I'm never really frightened at nighttime. You know I'm not even scared of the dark.
  • (Chelsea lifts Mr. Lovable and she starts twirling him)
  • Chelsea: 'Cause with my teddy right here alongside me I'm not even scared of a shark! Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for school. Me and my teddy, gettin' all ready Gettin' all ready for school. I got to leave him at home By himself all alone. But he doesn't mind, and that's cool. That's cool!
  • (Me and My Teddy ends)
  • (Chelsea kisses Mr. Lovable)
  • Chelsea: I love you so much!
  • Nelson: (as he arrives) Wow, Chelsea, you've learned to have a teddy bear.
  • Chelsea: That's right, Nelson.
  • Nelson: Well, Zachary Marker will hear how well you sang this song.
  • Chelsea: Yes he is.
  • Kermit: In our third act is That Is His Business!
  • Jasper: It is a dubbed adaptation sung by Mitchie O'Hara herself!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers in joy as Mitchie sings That Is His Business, with Mariachi band in the background)
  • Mitchie: (singing) They ask me that if we are lovers, that if we are friends that if you come into my house, that if I open the door for him that if he sleep with me ... Why do they care about it?(1) does that hurts them? (2) that's my problem if I'm his lover ... or I'm just his friend .... That they have never seen him because it comes at night that where he cames from,(3) what kind of job he does? that what is his name?... Even if they don't believe it I'm going to be quite frank those things that they ask me... I would like to know them also ... I just know that I'm in love with him and with him I feel like another woman and in his arms, his love and his skin they lit up my being that is the reason why, whoever he is, I still with him he is my man and do not want to lose him and I do not care if he have another woman ... That is his business(*) That they have never seen him because it comes at night that where he cames from,(3) what kind of job he does? that what is his name? ... even if you don't believe it I'm going to be quite frank those things that you ask me... I would like to know them also ... I just know that I'm in love with him and with him I feel like another woman and in his arms, his love and his skin they lit up my being that is the reason why, whoever he is, I still with him he is my man and do not want to lose him and I do not care if you have another woman ... That is his business (that is a thing of him*)
  • (That Is His Business ends)
  • Mitchie: Woo! Thank you!
  • Scott: (as he arrives) Yo, Mitch!
  • Mitchie: Yes, Scott?
  • Scott: Nicely done for singing. I'm proud of you.
  • Mitchie: That's great!
  • Kermit: In our fourth act is Ricky Martin's She Bangs!
  • Jasper: Sung by best friends Fangbone and Bill Goodwin!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers in joy as Fangbone and Bill sing She Bangs)
  • Fangbone and Bill: Talk to me Tell me your name You blow me off like it's all the same You lit a fuse and now I'm ticking away Like a bomb Yeah, Baby Talk to me Tell me your sign You're switching signs like a Gemini You're playing games and now you're hittin' my heart Like a drum Yeah, Baby Well if Lady Luck gets on my side We're gonna rock this town alive I'll let her rough me up Till she knocks me out She walks like she talks, And she talks like she walks And she bangs, she bangs Oh baby When she moves, she moves I go crazy 'Cause she looks like a flower but she stings like a bee Like every girl in history She bangs, she bangs I'm wasted by the way she moves No one ever looked so fine She reminds me that a woman's got one thing on her mind Talk to me Tell me your name I'm just a link in your daisy chain Your rap sounds like a diamond Map to the stars Yeah, Baby Talk to me Tell me the news You wear me out like a pair of shoes We'll dance until the band goes home Then you're gone Yeah, Baby Well if it looks like love should be a crime You'd better lock me up for life I'll do the time with a smile on my face Thinking of her in her leather and lace And she bangs, she bangs Oh baby When she moves, she moves I go crazy 'Cause she looks like a flower but she stings like a bee Like every girl in history She bangs, she bangs I'm wasted by the way she moves No one ever looked so fine She reminds me that a woman's got one thing on her mind Well if Lady Luck gets on my side We're gonna rock this town alive I'll let her rough me up Till she knocks me out She walks like she talks, And she talks like she walks And she bangs, she bangs Oh baby When she moves, she moves I go crazy 'Cause she looks like a flower but she stings like a bee Like every girl in history She Bangs, she bangs Oooooooooo She moves, she moves Oooooooooo Oooooooooo Uouu Ouooo Uouu Ouooo She Bangs, she bangs Oooooooooo She moves, she moves Oooooooooo.
  • (She Bangs ends)
  • Fangbone: All right!
  • Bill: My mom will soon understand.
  • (Gonger hits his trademark gong at that moment)
  • Rabbit: Who heard that gong?
  • Gonger: I did!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Oh, gee.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Don't be worried, we have another story.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We all learn from Fergus' escape.
  • (Mr. Conductor 3 blows his whistle and Thomas and The Search For Fergus starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Thomas and Fergus the Traction Engine are friends. Fergus is the pride of the cement works. Fergus knows all the rules and obeys them. One day, Sir Topham Hatt brought Devious Diesel to the cement works.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I need Diesel to help for a while. Fergus please show him around.
  • Fergus: Yes.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Fergus unhappily. He knew that Diesel could be trouble. Later, Diesel was being careless.
  • Fergus: Not like that!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Snapped Fergus.
  • Fergus: Do it right.
  • Diesel: Don't interfere.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Sneered Diesel.
  • Fergus: You don't know the rules!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Shouted Fergus. Diesel was very annoyed with Fergus and started plotting a devious plan. Later that day, he pretended to have news for Fergus.
  • Diesel: Sir Topham Hatt wants you to work at the smelters.
  • Fergus: Me? But i'm the pride of the cement works.
  • Diesel: Not anymore. Sir Topham Hatt says i'm better than you. So i'm going to stay here.
  • Fergus: It's not fair. I love working here.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: But he knew that really useful engines have to do as they are told.
  • Diesel: (laughs maniacally)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Fergus and his driver arrived at the smelters.
  • Fergus: I wanna go back to the cement works.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Wailed Fergus.
  • Fergus: None of the other engines like coming here it's so scary.
  • Fergus' Driver: You're right.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said his driver. Just then, the scrap diesels arrived.
  • Arry and Bert: Hello, are you happy to be here.
  • Fergus: No!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Fergus. His driver was scared too.
  • Fergus' Driver: Come on, Fergus, we're going to escape.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: And for the first time, Fergus broke the rules. Sir Topham Hatt was enjoying a tasty fish supper when he heard that Fergus was missing.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: That's not like Fergus. There must be something wrong. I will send Thomas to look for him.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Fergus and his driver turn onto an unused track to find a place to hide. Fergus was frightened, so was Thomas. He puffed up and down the line. He couldn't see Fergus anywhere.
  • Thomas' Driver: We could search the old mine track.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said his driver.
  • Thomas: That line is dark and spooky.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Whispered Thomas. But he had to be brave and find Fergus. Fergus was on a siding. His fire had gone out. Then, he heard a sound.
  • Fergus: It's an engine!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He cried.
  • Thomas: Fergus.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Whistled Thomas.
  • Thomas: Whatever are you doing out here.
  • Fergus: Hiding. Don't wanna work at the smelters. Sir Topham Hatt is going to be cross with me.
  • Thomas: He's not.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Thomas.
  • Thomas: He's worried about you.
  • Fergus: Really?
  • Thomas: Of course.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Puffed Thomas. Fergus felt better. Thomas pulled Fergus all the way to the smelters yard where he knew Sir Topham Hatt was waiting.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Fergus, explain yourself.
  • Fergus: I ran away. It's scary here.
  • Thomas: Diesel told Fergus that he wanted him at the smelters forever.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Nonsense, Fergus, you are the pride of the cement works. I shall send Diesel to the smelters and you can go back to the cement works tomorrow.
  • Fergus: Oh, thank you, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Fergus happily. Fergus knew he had a good friend in Thomas and he was still the pride of the cement works.
  • (Thomas and The Search For Fergus ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: And yes, Fergus learned to be part of the cement works.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: That's good.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Especially the ending.
  • Kermit: In our fifth act is Spice Girls' Say You'll Be There!
  • Jasper: As covered by Brock, Roxanne and The Pussycats!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers in joy as Brock, Roxanne, and The Pussycats sing Say You'll Be There)
  • Brock, Roxanne and The Pussycats: Say you'll be there I'm giving you everything all that joy can bring this I swear Last time that we had this conversation I decided we should be friends Yeah, but now we're going round in circles, tell me will this deja vu never end? Oh Now you tell me that you've fallen in love, well I never ever thought that would be This time you gotta take it easy throwing far too much emotions at me But any fool can see they're falling, I gotta make you understand I'm giving you everything all that joy can bring this I swear (I give you everything) And all that I want from you is a promise you will be there Say you will be there (Say you will be there) Won't you sing it with me If you, put two and two together you will see what our friendship is for (Oh) If you can't work this equation then I guess I'll have to show you the door There is no need to say you love me, It would be better left unsaid I'm (I'm) giving you everything (I give you everything) all that joy can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and (and) all that I want from you (all I want from you) is a promise (is a promise) you will be there Yeah, I want you Any fool can see they're falling, gotta make you understand I'll give you everything on this I swear Just promise you'll always be there I'm giving you everything (I m giving you everything) all that joy (all that joy can bring) can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and all that I want from you (all that I want from you) is a promise (I want you to promise you'll) you will be there (always be there) I'm giving you everything (I m giving you everything) all that joy (all that joy can bring) can bring this I swear (yes I swear) and all that I want from you (all that I want from you) is a promise (I want you to promise you'll) you will be there (always be there)
  • (Say You'll Be There ends)
  • Brock: We've been a band!
  • Roxanne: Yes!
  • Josie: Cool idea!
  • Melody: (giggling) That was so easy!
  • Valerie: We have to admit that we rock!
  • Erika: (as she arrives) Brock, where have you been?
  • Brock: Erika! I didn't see you since Indigo League Episode 25!
  • Erika: I see to it, and you know that singers always compete.
  • Brock: Why thanks.
  • Kermit: In our sixth act is Meghan Trainor's No.
  • Jasper: Sung by Disney Newcomer Garnet Starr!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers in delight as Garnet sings No)
  • Garnet: (singing) I think it's so cute and I think it's so sweet How you let your friends encourage you to try and talk to me But let me stop you there, oh, before you speak "Nah" to the "Ah" to the "No", "No", "No" My name is "No" My sign is "No" My number is "No" You need to let it go You need to let it go Need to let it go "Nah" to the "Ah" to the "No", "No", "No" My name is "No" My sign is "No" My number is "No" You need to let it go You need to let it go Need to let it go "Nah" to the "Ah" to the "No", "No", "No" First you gonna say You ain't runnin' game, Thinkin' I'm believing every word Call me beautiful, So original, Telling me I'm not like other girls I was in my zone Before you came along, Now I'm thinking maybe you should go Blah, blah, blah, I be like "Nah" to the "Ah" to the "No", "No", "No" All my ladies, listen up If that boy ain't giving up Lick your lips and swing your hips Girl, all you gotta say is... My name is "No" My sign is "No" My number is "No" You need to let it go You need to let it go Need to let it go "Nah" to the "Ah" to the "No", "No", "No" My name is "No" My sign is "No" My number is "No" You need to let it go You need to let it go Need to let it go "Nah" to the "Ah" to the "No", "No", "No" Thank you in advance, I don't wanna dance (nope) I don't need your hands all over me If I want a man, Then I'mma get a man But it's never my priority I was in my zone, Before you came along, Don't want you to take this personal Blah, blah, blah, I be like "Nah" to the "Ah" to the "No", "No", "No" All my ladies, listen up If that boy ain't giving up Lick your lips and swing your hips Girl, all you gotta say is... My name is "No" My sign is "No" My number is "No" You need to let it go You need to let it go Need to let it go "Nah" to the "Ah" to the "No", "No", "No" My name is "No" My sign is "No" My number is "No" You need to let it go You need to let it go Need to let it go "Nah" to the "Ah" to the "No", "No", "No" I'm feeling untouchable, untouchable I'm feeling untouchable, untouchable I'm feeling untouchable, untouchable I'm feeling ("Nah" to the "Ah" to the "No", "No", "No") I'm feeling untouchable, untouchable I'm feeling untouchable, untouchable I'm feeling untouchable, untouchable I'm feeling ("Nah" to the "Ah" to the "No", "No", "No") All my ladies, listen up If that boy ain't giving up Lick your lips and swing your hips Girl, all you gotta say is... My name is "No" My sign is "No" My number is "No" You need to let it go You need to let it go Need to let it go "Nah" to the "Ah" to the "No", "No", "No" My name is "No" My sign is "No" My number is "No" You need to let it go You need to let it go Need to let it go "Nah" to the "Ah" to the "No", "No", "No" I'm feeling untouchable, untouchable I'm feeling untouchable, untouchable I'm feeling untouchable, untouchable I'm feeling "Nah" to the "Ah" to the "No", "No", "No", "No".
  • (No ends)
  • Garnet: Yes! I'm the best!
  • Melvin: (as he arrives) Garnet, how'd you manage to sing?
  • Garnet: Without a problem, that's all.
  • Melvin: That's good. You've deserved your treat.
  • Garnet: You're welcome.
  • Kermit: Our seventh song is what I call NSYNC's Bye Bye Bye!
  • Jasper: Sung by Dipper Pines himself!
  • (The crowd claps and cheers in joy as Dipper sings Bye Bye Bye)
  • Dipper: (singing) (Hey, Hey) Bye, Bye, Bye Bye, Bye... Bye, Bye... Oh, Oh.. I'm doin' this tonight, You're probably gonna start a fight. I know this can't be right. Hey baby come on, I loved you endlessly, When you weren't there for me. So now it's time to leave and make it alone I know that I can't take no more  It ain't no lie I wanna see you out that door Baby, bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye Don't wanna be a fool for you Just another player in your game for two You may hate me but it ain't no lie, Baby, bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye Don't really wanna make it tough, I just wanna tell you that I had enough. It might sound crazy, But it ain't no lie, Baby, bye, bye, bye (Oh, Oh) Just hit me with the truth, Now, girl you're more than welcome to. So give me one good reason,  Baby come on I live for you and me,  And now I really come to see,  That life would be much better once you're gone. I know that I can't take no more It ain't no lie, I wanna see you out that door Baby, bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye Don't wanna be a fool for you Just another player in your game for two You may hate me but it ain't no lie, Baby Bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye Don't really wanna make it tough, I just wanna tell you that I had enough (ooh ooh) It might sound crazy, But it ain't no lie, Baby, bye, bye, bye I'm giving up I know for sure I don't wanna be the reason for your love no more Bye Bye I'm checkin' out I'm signin' off Don't wanna be the loser and I've had enough Don't wanna be your fool In this game for two So I'm leavin' you behind Bye, bye, bye... I don't wanna make it tough (wanna make it tough) But I had enough And it ain't no lie (Bye, bye baby...) Bye, Bye Don't wanna be a fool for you Just another player in your game for two (I don't wanna be your fool) But it ain't no lie Baby bye, bye, bye... Don't really wanna make it tough (don't really wanna make it tough), I just wanna tell you that I had enough (that I had enough). Might sound crazy, But it ain't no lie, Bye, bye, bye.
  • (Bye Bye Bye ends)
  • Dipper: I've made it!
  • Star: Oh, Dippy-boo, here comes a...
  • Pacifica: (pushing Star out of the way) Back right off, Star! He's mine!
  • Star: But, Pacifica, I...
  • Pacifica: No buts! I'm through with you!
  • Star: (whines hysterically)
  • Brittney: Ha ha! You've been caught!
  • (Star erupts into tears and runs to hide in a basement)
  • Marco: Star!
  • Uncle: Aiya!
  • Brad: Well, what do you know? A Dill Weeded crybaby princess!
  • (He laughs hysterically)
  • (We go to Fiona, who snarls with anger)
  • (Brad continues to laugh until Fiona hits him to the floor with a metallic gray mallet)
  • Brad: AGH!!! Oh...
  • Danny: Whoa!
  • Future Worm: Now that would happen here.
  • Fiona: Brad, shut up! It's not funny!
  • Lucia: Gosh, Fiona, you have to calm down for now.
  • Pooh: Oh, bother.
  • Tigger: I think we're in big trouble.
  • Pacifica: (grumbling to herself) What a joker!
  • Rikochet: Look what you've done, Pacifica! Why don't you apologize to Star?!
  • Pacifica: Humph!
  • Kermit: That's going to leave a mark. But never the less, our eighth act is Lady Gaga's Poker Face!
  • Jasper: Sung by Penny Crygor herself!
  • (The crowd claps and cheers in joy as Penny sings Poker Face)
  • Penny: (singing) Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please Fold 'em, let 'em, hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it) Love game intuition play the cards with Spades to start And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh, I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't read my, Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody) Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it) Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, fun Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh, I'll get him hot, show him what I've got (Chorus) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) (Mum mum mum mah) (Mum mum mum mah) I won't tell you that I love you Kiss or hug you Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning Just like a chick in the casino Take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand cause I'm marvelous (Chorus x3) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
  • (Poker Face ends)
  • Penny: I did it! I finally did it!
  • (Gonger hits the gong again)
  • Gonger: Two stories to go!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: You tell that, Gonger.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Let's all talk about Arthur.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He's an engine with a Spotless Record.
  • (Mr. Conductor 3 blows his whistle and The Spotless Record starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: A brand new tank engine was racing across the Island of Sodor. He was very excited and he didn't want to be late.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Right on time.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Thomas and Percy looked at the big tank engine. He was very impressive.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: This is Arthur.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: He's here to shunt freight cars and pull freight.
  • Arthur: Nice to meet you.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Arthur puffed politely.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: And he's got a spotless record.
  • Percy: What's a spotless record?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Whispered Percy.
  • Thomas: It means he's never been naughty or made a mess.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Replied Thomas. The three engines were soon at work. Thomas and Percy were bumping freight cars. They knew this was naughty but they were having fun.
  • Thomas: Join in, Arthur.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Arthur: No thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Wheesed the new engine. He'd never been naughty before. Arthur's first job was to push the train load of fruit to market. The troublesome trucks started to sing.
  • Trucks: Root, toot, toot, we want to go, the fruit's going off cause you're too slow!
  • Arthur: How rude.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Huffed Arthur. This gave Thomas a naughty idea.
  • Thomas: Sir Topham Hatt doesn't like the troublesome trucks singing.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: You must stop them.
  • Arthur: Thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Arthur.
  • Arthur: I will.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Arthur was glad he could keep the troublesome trucks in order.
  • Thomas: They'll never stop the trucks from singing.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Laughed Thomas. Arthur chuffed cheerfully through the countryside. Soon the troublesome trucks started singing again.
  • Trucks: Chat, chat, chat, you're tough enough, but you're so rusty, you can even puff!
  • Arthur: Stop singing!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Huffed Arthur.
  • Arthur: Trucks should do as they are telling.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: The Troublesome Trucks were cross. If they can't sing, they will teach Arthur a lesson instead.
  • Trucks: We'll show him!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: They giggled.
  • Trucks: You can't push us around!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Arthur struggled over bridges and he huffed and puffed through tunnels. He came over the top of a big hill.
  • Trucks: You can't catch us!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Laughed the Troublesome Trucks.
  • Trucks: Whee-hee-hee!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: But there was trouble ahead. Duck had stopped in the crossing at the bottom of the hill. Arthur's driver applied the brakes, but it was too late! Squash fruit flew everywhere! Arthur was upset. His spotless record was ruined.
  • Thomas: Oh, Arthur, what a mess!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Puffed Thomas. Sir Topham Hatt was very annyoed.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: What happened here?
  • Arthur: The troublesome trucks were singing. I told them to stop but they made me go too fast.
  • Thomas: Please, sir, it's my fault.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Thomas told Sir Topham Hatt what he had done.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Arthur, it's um... fruitless for me to say more. Ahem. But Thomas, you must clear this mess.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Harvey arrived the breakdown crane. He could see there's a lot of work to be done. Everyone worked hard and Thomas took the loaded trucks away. That evening, Arthur was having his squashed fruit cleaned out of his funnel.
  • Arthur: Hello, Thomas.
  • Thomas: Arthur, I'm sorry I played a trick on you.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Thomas.
  • Arthur: Thanks for owning up to it.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Replied Arthur.
  • Thomas: Maybe spotless records are meant to be broken.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Smiled Thomas.
  • Arthur: And then mended again.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Finished Arthur.
  • Arthur: Just like friendships.
  • (The Spotless Record ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: So remember, accidents always happened here.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gee.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: That's worse.
  • Kermit: Our ninth song is Billy Joel's Uptown Girl!
  • Jasper: As covered by Clay Bailey himself!
  • (The crowd claps and cheers in joy as Clay sings Uptown Girl)
  • Clay: (singing) Oh Uptown girl She's been living in her uptown world I bet she's never had a backstreet guy I bet her momma never told her why I'm gonna try for an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man That's what I am And when she knows what She wants from her time And when she wakes up And makes up her mind She'll see I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl You know I've seen her in her uptown world She's getting tired of her high class toys And all her presents from her uptown boys She's got a choice Uptown girl You know I can't afford to buy her pearls But maybe someday when my ship comes in She'll understand what kind of guy I've been And then I'll win And when she's walking She's looking so fine And when she's talking She'll say that she's mine She'll say I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love With an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man That's what I am Uptown girl She's my uptown girl You know I'm in love With an uptown girl
  • (Uptown Girl ends)
  • Clay: Woo! I've made it!
  • Helen: Ah, that Clay. He's been lovin' me since kindergarten.
  • Sarah: Whatever.
  • Kermit: Our tenth act is a Big Time Rush song called The City Is Ours.
  • Jasper: Sung by Razor and T-Bone.
  • (The crowd claps and cheers in joy as Razor and T-Bone sing The City Is Ours)
  • Razor and T-Bone: Rollin' past graffiti walls Billboards lighting up the block Everyone one of us on a mission (Oh yea) Got a whole crew by my side Cars beep, beep when they pass us by We ready to get down to business (mm, mm) We pull up, open the door All the girls, scream there they are It's packed from wall to wall And, everybody is calling Here we come, it's almost time Feel the rush, now hit the lights We gonna get it all started Because the night is young The line is out the door Today was crazy but Tonight the city's ours Live it up Until the morning comes Today was crazy but tonight The city is ours (2x) My, my look how we roll Was it only a month ago Everybody said we were dreaming (ooh ooh) Now we're here like, yeah we told ya Still far, but we're that much closer And there ain't no way that we're leaving (oh no) We pull up, open the door All the girls, scream there they are It's packed from wall to wall And, everybody is calling Here we come, it's almost time Feel the rush, now hit the lights We gonna get it all started Because the night is young The line is out the door Today was crazy but Tonight the city's ours Live it up Until the morning comes Today was crazy but tonight The city is ours (2x) We gotta believe Its destiny calling So night after night We rock the whole place out As hard as it seems I know if you want it Then it's gonna happen some how Because the night is young The line is out the door Today was crazy but Tonight the city's ours Live it up Until the morning comes Today was crazy but tonight Because the night is young The line is out the door Today was crazy but Tonight the city's ours Live it up Until the morning comes Today was crazy but tonight The city is ours (4x) The city is ours.
  • (The City Is Ours ends)
  • Razor: We did it, Buddy!
  • T-Bone: Boo-Ya!
  • Kermit: Our eleventh act is a chase song called Tell Me Tell Me.
  • Jasper: Sung by Shaggy Rogers himself.
  • (Everyone claps and cheers in delight as Shaggy sings Tell Me Tell Me)
  • Shaggy: (singing) Ooh...ooh...ooh... Ooh...ooh...ooh... Hey girl you got me running Na na na na na na na My heart is lost and my mind's gone runnin' Na na na na na na na Tell me, tell me where you've been hidin' I took a look and I decided Got to know why you mystify me I can't see nothing but you All I do, all day through, is think of you Oh...oh...oh... Oh...oh...oh...oh Hey girl you know you need me Na na na na na na na Open up your eyes and see me Na na na na na na na Tell me, tell me that we'll make it If there's a chance then I'm gonna take it Here's my heart, now please don't break it I don't want nothing but you. There's so much I wanna say now, Tell me, tell me, it's ok now. Say you love me say you'll stay now Tell me what to do... Hey girl you got me runnin' Na na na na na na na My heart is lost and my mind's gone runnin' Na na na na na na na Hey girl you got me runnin' Na na na na na na na My heart is lost and my mind's gone runnin' Na na na na na na na Hey girl you know you need me Na na na na na na na Open up your eyes and see me Na na na na na na na Hey girl you know you need me Na na na na na na na (Fades out)
  • (Tell Me Tell Me ends)
  • Shaggy: Like, I did it!
  • Kermit: We now end the act with On The Floor.
  • Jasper: As sung by Hope Roberts and Penn Zero.
  • (The crowd claps and cheers in delight as Hope and Penn sing On The Floor)
  • Penn: Hope Roberts!
  • Hope: It's a new generation (Mr. Worldwide) of party people.
  • Penn: Get on the floor (dale) Get on the floor (dale) RedOne!
  • Hope: Let me introduce you to my party people in the club, huh.
  • (Penn and Hope start to dance)
  • Penn: I’m loose And everybody knows I get off the chain Baby it’s the truth I’m like Inception, I play with your brain So don’t sleep or snooze I don’t play no games so don’t do-do-don't get it confused no 'cause you will lose yeah Now, now pump-pump-pump-pum-pum-pump-pump it up And back it up like a Tonka truck Dale.
  • Hope: If you go hard you gotta get on the floor If you're a party freak then step on the floor If you're an animalthen tear up the floor Break a sweat on the floor Yeah we work on the floor Don’t stop keep it moving Put your drinks up Pick your body up and drop it on the floor Let the rhythm change your world on the floor You know we’re running shit tonight on the floor Brazil, Morocco London to Ibiza Straight to L.A. New York Vegas to Africa (Dale!) Dance the night away Live your life and stay young on the floor Dance the night away Grab somebody, drink a little more Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor I know you got it clap your hands on the floor And keep on rockin’, rock it up on the floor If you’re a criminal kill it on the floor Steal it quick on the floor, on the floor Don’t stop keep it moving Put your drinks up Its getting ill It's getting sick on the floor We never quit, we never rest on the floor If I ain’t wrong we’ll probably die on the floor Brazil, Morocco London to Ibiza Straight to LA, New York Vegas to Africa (Dale!)
  • (Penn and Hope start doing a tango)
  • Penn and Hope: Dance the night away Live your life and stay young on the floor Dance the night away Grab somebody, drink a little more Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor.
  • (Penn twirls Hope like a spinning top)
  • Penn: That badonka donk is like a trunk full of bass on an old school Chevy Seven tray donkey donk All I need is some vodka, some chonkey coke And watch it she gon' get donkey konged Baby if you’re ready for things to get heavy I get on the floor and act a fool if you let me Dale Don’t believe me just bet me My name ain’t Keath but I see why you Sweat me L.A. Miami New York Say no more get on the floor Get on the floor.
  • Hope: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala-a Tonight we gon’ be it on the floor.
  • (On The Floor ends)
  • Penn: We've done it!
  • Hope: Oh, you're my hero!
  • (Gonger smacks his gong one more time)
  • Gonger: One more story left!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Got it, Gonger!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Let's hear another story about Arthur.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He's got a lot of interest in fish!
  • (Mr. Conductor 3 blows his whistle and Something Fishy starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Arthur loves working on the Island of Sodor. He is new to the railway and is learning his way around. One morning, he discovered the fishing village. The sun made the water sparkle and the seagulls cawed across the harbour. This was Arthur's favorite place. That evening Sir Topham Hatt came to the sheds.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: There's going to be a new line to the fishing village. I had to decide which engine shall run it.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He paused impressively. Thomas and Percy looked away. They had enough work to do. Arthur hoped he would be chosen.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Thomas, you will work on the new line.
  • Thomas: Yes, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Thomas. But he really didn't like the smell of fish. Arthur was disappointment. Sir Topham Hatt sent him to haul coal to the steelworks. That evening, Thomas was at the washdown when Arthur puffed in.
  • Arthur: Do I smell a fishy engine?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He teased.
  • Thomas: Yes.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Huffed Thomas.
  • Thomas: Smelly fish, smelly new line.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Arthur wished he could go to the fishing village instead of the steelworks. He'd be much happier than Thomas. The next morning, Thomas was still grumpy. The fishermen had caught lots of fish.
  • Thomas: Hurry up.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: I'm a busy engine.
  • Fisherman: And a fussy one too.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said the fisherman.
  • Fisherman: Just enjoy the fresh salty smell of the fish.
  • Thomas: Phew!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Puffed Thomas. Thomas steamed as fast as he could along the line. But there was trouble ahead. Some faulty points sent his freight cars one way and Thomas onto the old pier rail.
  • Thomas: Whoa!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: The Troublesome Trucks were delighted.
  • Trucks: He's falling in the water! (laughing)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Luckily, Thomas wasn't hurt and the fish freight cars stayed on the tracks. When Sir Topham Hatt heard the news he checked his time table.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Arthur is the newest engine. I'll send him right away.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: It was a hot day. The ice that was keeping the fish cold started to melt.
  • Thomas: I hope someone comes quickly.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Moaned Thomas.
  • Thomas: That fish will spoil soon.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Arthur was surprised to see Thomas in the tidal pool.
  • Arthur: Are you all right, Thomas?
  • Thomas: No. But i'll be much better when you take these fish away.
  • Driver: The breakdown van will be here soon.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Called Arthur's Driver. Arthur knew he had to hurry. He raced along the line to the docks and arrived there just in time. Later, Arthur went to see Thomas at the fitter's yard.
  • Thomas: Thank you for helping me.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Thomas.
  • Arthur: Thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Arthur.
  • Arthur: I wish i had the fishing village line all the time.
  • Thomas: But please tell Sir Topham Hatt. Because i don't like fish.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: That evening, Sir Topham Hatt came to the sheds.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I need an engine to go to the fishing village while Thomas is being repaired.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Any Volunteers?
  • Arthur: Me!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Arthur blurted out.
  • Arthur: And please sir may i run on that line all the time? Thomas doesn't like fish but i do.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Then the line is yours.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Arthur was delighted. The next morning he puffed into the fishing village right on time. The smell of fish was everywhere. But he was sure he had the most beautiful line on the Island of Sodor.
  • (Something Fishy ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: So you know, fish can be easy.
  • Dribble: I deserve that.
  • Spitz: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Kermit: And the winner goes to...
  • (He checks on the list)
  • Jasper: Ash Ketchum from the newest town called New Bark!
  • Ash: Yippee!
  • Mel: Unbelievable! Ash did win!
  • Brittney: That's impossible!
  • Meilin: We thought he's a loser!
  • Malinda: Oh well.
  • Mary: Nicely done, big brother. I'm sure your mom and your dad will understand.
  • Ash: Thank you, little sister.
  • Cassie: Excuse me, Ash. There's a letter written for you.
  • (Ash takes the letter Cassie is holding and reads it)
  • Rebecca: What does it say?
  • Ash: It says: Gary was here?
  • (A "Boing!" sound from the It's A Laugh Productions logo is heard while a tongue sticking Gary image appears)
  • Ash: I'm a loser?!
  • (Ash growls loudly as he shreds the letter apart, leaving his friends horrified)
  • Emily: Ash, what's going on?!
  • Kelsey: You've got to take it easy!
  • Ash: (enraged) Oh, that Gary! I'LL SHOW YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (He dashes out of Quetzal's house with fury)
  • Junior: Ash, where are you going?!
  • Archibald: You're supposed to be back at Max, Enrique and Emmy's house!
  • (But Ash has already raced across Dragon Land to find his rival)
  • Alan: Aw, crud!
  • Judy: Now, we're in for it!
  • Kendall: You should have apologized to Star Butterfly in the first place! How could you?!
  • Pacifica: I don't have an excuse for this!
  • (Scooby does his Where Are You gulp as we conclude the crossover)
  • (While the credits roll, There Once Was An Engine Who Ran Away is played)
  • Man: (singing) There once was an engine who ran away, Just up and went, And ran away, ran away. Stacked up his tender, and headed down the line, Toot toot, farewell, goodbye!
  • Children: (singing) He overheard the wicked old Diesel say, He was heading for the scrapyard any day.
  • Man: (singing) He didn't wanna wait for the fateful day. So the little old engine ran away.
  • Children: (singing) He huffed and he puffed, his wheels started turning, He chuffed and he chuffed, his little firebox burning, He slipped his brake, let his whistle fly, Toot toot, farewell, goodbye!
  • Children and Man (singing) And the little old engine ran away, Just up and went, And ran away, ran away.
  • Man: (singing) Didn't feel part of the railway.
  • Children and Man: (singing) So the little old engine ran away.
  • (Owl hoots)
  • Children: (singing) And when the other engines heard he'd gone, They felt so sad, 'cos they knew he had gone and gone. No matter what Diesel had to say, Sir Topham Hatt has the final say.
  • Man: (singing) So he thought and he thought, Where could he be, could he be?
  • Children: (singing) Some searched high, the others searched low.
  • Children and Man: (singing) Where did he run, where did he run? We gotta bring the little engine home.
  • Man: (singing) So they all went out to look around, Far and wide, and up and down No matter where they searched, no one seemed to know.
  • Children and Man (singing) Oh where did the little old engine go? Thomas finally tracked him down, He was cold and blue, and all alone.
  • Man: He told him he was needed back urgently.
  • Boy: "Who me, really?"
  • Girl: "Yes you, you silly engine!"
  • Children and Man: (singing) 'Cos he's the pride of the railway!
  • Man: (singing) So he huffed and he puffed, His wheels started turning,
  • Children and Man: (singing) He chuffed and he chuffed his little firebox burning,
  • Man: (singing) He slipped his brake and was on his way, Toot toot, hip hip, hooray!
  • Children and Man: (singing) Now the little old engine's heading home, To toots and cheers, hear the whistles blow. 'Cos now he's the pride of the railway!
  • Girl: "Look everybody! Here comes Fergus!"
  • Children: "Hooray!"
  • Children and Man: (singing) Yes the little old engine's coming home!

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