Mean Girl Park Parody: Hanna Hogwarsh Cries is Pikachufreak's idea.
- Hanna Hogwarsh threatens to have a fight, but Meilin Rae simply slaps her in the cheek and makes her cry like a little baby.
- Mel Syzslak as Stan Marsh (Stephanie Morgenstern)
- Meilin Rae as Kyle Broflovski (Nicole Oliver)
- Hanna Hogwarsh as Eric Cartman (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
- Anika as Ike Broflovski (Chantal Strand)
- Lina Hogwarsh as Mrs. Cartman (Katie Griffin)
- Mel Syzslak: What is that?
- Hanna Hogwarsh: It's Christmas. We