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Meatwad thrwoes a retmper tantrum is a AMC 5-star comedy horror drama from the creators of Sausage Party, iCarly, Geo's World, Greeny Phatom, and Blue's Clues who were sitting in a Starbucks while high as fuck. It is a crossover of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Doraemon, my pet crab, Butt Ugly Martians, The Nutshack, Mugman, Homestar Runner, the Holocaust, Tenticolio, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Ben 10, Johnny Test, Barney the Dinosaur, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, da po po be fast on yo ass, PaRappa the Rapper anime, Max & Tracey, Shmorky, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Bob's Burgers, Family Guy, The Flintsones, Aqua Something You Whatever, Rick and Morty, Sesame Street, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Sonic XXX, Edward Scissorhands, Mugman, Saw, Scream, Vladimir Putin, My Gym Partner's A Monkey, BonziBuddy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, TeggieVales, da po po be fast on yo ass, South Park, Girls, Breadwinners, Game of Thrones, Pig Boat Ganana Cricket, my cat, Hotel Mario, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, UmJammer Lammy, Brash Candicoot, Camp Lazlo, Rayman, Doro the Explorer, Rabbids Invasion (of my cock), The Seempsens, Shrek, LazyTown, Thomas the Tank Engine, My Little Pony and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. It aired on June 9, 1969, to coincide with John Cena's birthday.

Chaper 1

{meatawd goes down the stairs to get a glass of chocolate meelk, doraemon is standing in front of him}

doraemon: hey meatwad

meatwad: hrey FAG

doraemon: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME

meatwad: a FAG now go get me my chocolate meelk

cheese: I like chocolate milk

meatwad: nobody asked you fag

doraemon: MEATWAD HOW DATRE YOU CALL ME A FAG, IMA WHOOP YO ASS

{doraemon grabs a flaming whip and starts whipping meatwad}

meatwad: yOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA STOP ME

{meatwad takes a poopoo on doraemon's face}


Chaper too the meatening

{meatwad hears a knock at the door, ignores it and continutes watching rugrats on msnbc}

doramon: OPEN THE DAMN DOOR

meatwad: no

doraemon: YES

meatwad: no

doraemon: DO IT BEFORE I SEND BOWSA IN HERE TO WOOP YO ASS

meatwad: no biatch

doraemon: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BITCH, I'M A FUCKING ROBOT I DON'T HAVE NO GENDER

meatwad: you're a bitch

{doraemon gets BOWSA to beat the hell out of meatwad}

BOWSA: hey woody the cowboy from toy storty

woody: hey BOWSA i'd be happy to help you whoop the hell out of meatwad to day

{meatwad levitates off the ground and floats to the international space station, where vladimir putin is}

meatwad: gimme pizzah you fuck

vladie: no

meatwad: yes

vladie: NO

meatward: yes

vladie: go to hell

{vladie shoots meatwad back down to earth where he lands in a snowy area in San Francisco on April 20th where a midget Hindu witch doctor lives in a near by cabin.}

Chaper twee(k)

{meatwad magically teleports back to his house, meatwad sees doraemon dryfucking ernie}

doraemon: MEATFUCK WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

meatwad: none of yo godamn buisness, now go get me some macandcheese

doraemon: NO CAN'T YOU SEE I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR NEW FATHA

meatwad: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

{frylock comes out and sings the 1973 doraemon theme}

ernie: don't stop it now, PLEASE DON'T

doraemon: don't worry, bert doesn't even know we're cheating on him

{doraemon inserts his robot dingle dongle into ernie's ass, and a love nugget comes, haha come, comes out of doraemon's robotic cock, ernie then vomits out the white stuff onto meatwad}

doraemon: YOU, SIR, ARE IN BIG TROUBLE

meatwad: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

{doraemon gets out a spiked dildo and shoves it up ernie's ass and puts ernie's mouth onto meatwad's 'brain'}

{carl and hand banana get out of a car saying "JUST MARRIED"}

hand banana: let's have sex

carl: okee

{hand banana rapes carl}

{as the spiked dildo enters ernie, his jaw bites down onto where meatwad's brain would be, his teeth grab hold of meatwad and rip him to shreds}

doraemon: OH MY GOD YOU KILLED HIM

{ernie calls an ambulence while pressing the buttons with his orange cock}

Chaper nintendo sixty 4

{meatwad reappears as if nothing at all happened}

i have to mute my mic at the moment my dad and my sister just got here

meatwad: what the fuck just happened

doraemon: nothing, nothing at allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

meatwad: okeeeeeeeeeeeee

{🅱eter jumps into a meatwad hot air balloon}

🅱eter: hey meatwad from aqua teen hunger force

meatwad: spell icup ni🅱🅱a

{NKassad pops out of nowhere behind the bushes}

NKassad: Oh yeah mr. lobsterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

meatwad: go away nobody asked you fuckhead

NKassad: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals,and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

meatwad: oh shit 🅱oi

Chaper "my sister is watching videos about goddamn clowns" five

{meatwad is in his waterbed dreaming, meatwad is riding in a meatwad hot air balloon}

meatwad: oh boy, my very own meatwad hot air balloon, holy meatwaddy shit

{doraemon comes, haha, come, comes out of literally fucking nowhere in a meatwad balloon, he's holding a pin}

doraemon: not even in your dreams meatwad

meatwad: how are you even holding a pin you don't even have fingers

doraemon: look whose talkin

{doraemon """points""" at meatwads """"hand""""}

{meatwad wakes up}

goofy: wake me up

the entire kidzbop crew: wake me up inside

meatwad: how did you even get in my house

Chaper 666

{meatwad knocks at the door}

meatwad: trick or treat smell my meat give me something good to eat

doraemon: it's friggin may, and also, it's your own damn house

{doraemon throws a stick of dyno-WHAT into his basket, and then digs a hole to hide himself from the bomb, the bomb explodes}

doraemon: hOLY SHIT

{emeatwad reforms into 8 million little meatwads}

doraemon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

{doraemon blows his fucking brains out}

AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE

Chaper 7/11

{meatwad clones sing 3 million bottles of beer on the wall over doraemon's decomposing body (which is weird because he's a robot) also a copy of the outsiders is in over doraemon's head, which wasn't their before}

this is barely a chapter i know

and i know it's spelled chapter

Chaper snowman

meatwad: oh boy it's summer time, i get to play and have fun

doraemon: ha ha ha, noep

meatwad: why not?

doraemon: you got a c- on one assignment

meatwad: and?

doraemon: iMMA WOOP YO ASS

{then da popo was fast on meatwad's ass and meatwad was sent to summer skewl}

barney: hello kids, i am your teacher

{meatwad raises his ""hand""}

barney: yes

meatwad: is your tail a dildo?

barney: NO

meatwad: oc

barney: also summer school after next year

meatwad: FUCK

bloo: hahahahahahahahahahahaha

barney: bloo what did i tell you about vigorously masturbating in klass

bloo: do it because it means i'm not homosexual

barney: nO, I SAID DON'T BECAUSE IF YOU DO, DOGS WILL BITE OF YOUR PENIS

{lol i'm not writing all of the shit that happens}

barney: well, he'll be back, i told him that dogs would bite his penis off

to be continued

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