Memy9909 was born on May 16, 1993.
Julie: Is there something wrong, dear?
Paul: Migosh! We're having a baby! Let's take you to the hospital.
Doctor: The doctor is here.
Paul: You look like Big Bird from Sesame Street.
Doctor: Yes. Okay, Julie. Push-push-push. Keep pushing. [finally, the baby pops out of Julie's stomach] Congrats, Julie! It's a boy. What's the baby boy's name, Paul?
Julie: What a fabulous name for such a baby boy. [chuckles]
Julie: Happy birthday, Memy. You're a whole year old. Have some cake.
Memy9909: [gasps] Cake! [giggles, then takes a bite of the cake]
Julie: My son has said his first word! [chuckles]
Memy9909: I love cake! [jumps on top of the cake, then gobbles up the whole thing]
Paul: Oh, no! Memy9909!
Memy9909: I'm here, daddy! [burps, then giggles] Too much cake will make me so sick. [groans]
Julie: Hmm... [glares at Memy9909] Silly all babies. [sighs]
Paul: Enjoy your birthday, Memy. [chuckles]
Paul: Enjoy Christmas in 1996! Say hi to camera, Memy.
Memy: Hello, camera.
Julie: Merry Christmas! [chuckles]
Julie: Paul, you're fired!
Paul: No, Julie! Don't fire me yet! [runs away]
[three minutes later...]
Julie: Let's go to school, Memy.
Memy: Okay, mommy.
Mr. Xander: Okay, class. Today we'll use subtraction. Memy9909, what's one minus one?
Mr. Xander: Correct! Eddie K., what's three minus two?
Eddie K.: It was one.
Mr. Xander: That's right, Eddie K.! Joyce, what's 800 minus 15?
Mr. Xander: It's 785, not 13000! Joyce, go to jail!
Joyce: Okay, Mr. Xander. [sighs]
Memy9909: [laughs at Joyce] That crazy teal-haired girl! Hee-hee!
[Memy9909's parents died by a car crash]
Memy9909: [sobbing] Good-bye, mom and dad!
[R.I.P.: Paul and Julie [1951 - 1999]]
[Memy9909 has his foster parents Brian and Maya and his younger brother Jake]
Memy9909: Hi, little bro! I'm Memy9909. Wanna be my special friend today?!
Jake: Yes, big bro. [giggles]
Brian and Maya: We're a happy family, right, Memy and Jake?
Memy9909 and Jake: Yes, mom and dad!
[Brian and Maya ground Memy9909 and Jake]
Brian: Go to your room for 60 years!
December 26, 2012