Mickey, Piglet and the Dragon and Other Stories is a Disney/Thomas parody of the Thomas and Friends US video, Thomas, Percy and the Dragon and Other Stories. It features four second season episodes and three third season episodes of Mickey Mouse the Disney Character and Friends narrated by George Carlin.


  • Mickey Mouse (from Mickey Mouse) as Thomas
  • Hercules (from Hercules) as Edward
  • Baloo (from The Jungle Book) as Henry
  • Sir Ector (from The Sword in the Stone) as Gordon
  • Donald Duck (from Mickey Mouse) as James
  • Piglet (from Winnie the Pooh) as Percy
  • Friar Tuck (from Robin Hood) as Toby
  • Jiminy Cricket (from Pinocchio) as Duck
  • The Raccoon Twins (from Peter Pan) as Donald and Douglas
  • Chip (from Mickey Mouse) as Bill
  • Dale (from Mickey Mouse) as Ben
  • John Smith (from Pocahontas) as Boco
  • Elliot (from Pete's Dragon) as The Chinese Dragon
  • Kaa (from The Jungle Book) as The Spiteful Breakvan
  • Flowers (from Alice in Wonderland) as Coaches
  • Pirates (from Peter Pan) as Troublesome Trucks
  • Jasmine (from Aladdin) as Henrietta (Does Not Speak)
  • Tod (from The Fox and the Hound) as Bertie (Does Not Speak)
  • Jane Porter (from Tarzan) as Lady Hatt (Does Not Speak)
  • Captain Hook (from Peter Pan) as Diesel (Cameo)
  • Abigail (from The Aristocats) as Annie (Cameo)
  • Amelia (from The Aristocats) as Clarabel (Cameo)
  • Tipo (from The Emperor's New Groove) as Stephen Hatt (Cameo)
  • Chaca (from The Emperor's New Groove) as Bridget Hatt (Cameo)
  • Widow Tweed (from The Fox and the Hound) as Mrs. Kyndley (Cameo)
  • Sir Kay (from The Sword in the Stone) as Jeremiah Jobling (Cameo)
  • Alan-a-Dale (from Robin Hood) as Jem Cole (Cameo)
  • The Evil Queen (from Snow White) as The Stationmaster's Wife (Cameo)
  • Captain B. McCrea (from WALL-E) as Farmer Trotter (Cameo)
  • Everyone else as Themselves


  1. Mickey, Piglet and the Dragon
  2. The Raccoon Twins
  3. The Deputation
  4. Time for Trouble
  5. A Scarf for Piglet
  6. The Humansel
  7. Hercules' Exploit


Mickey, Piglet and the Dragon

Narrator: "Mickey and Piglet are good friends, but sometimes Piglet teases Mickey about being frightened and he doesn't like that at all.

One evening he was dozing happily, but Piglet wanted to talk."

Piglet: "Wake up, Mickey. Are you dreaming about the time you thought I was a ghost?"

Mickey: "Certainly not. Anyway I was only pretending to be scared. I knew it was you really."

Narrator: "Piglet went on teasing him."

Piglet: "I hope the guard leaves the light on for you tonight."

Mickey: "Why?"

Narrator: "Asked Mickey"

Mickey: "I quite like the dark."

Piglet: "Oh really?"

Narrator: "Exclaimed Piglet."

Piglet: "I am surprised. I always thought you were afraid of the dark. I wonder why?"

Narrator: "Mickey decided to say nothing and went to sleep instead.

Next day, Professor Porter came to see him."

Professor Porter: "I would like you to go to the harbour tonight. You have to collect something rather unusual."

Mickey: "What sort of something?"

Narrator: "Asked Mickey."

Professor Porter: "Wait and see."

Narrator: "Replied Professor Porter.

Meanwhile, Piglet was moving some pirates into a siding. Baloo arrived with his monkeys. The signalman cleared the path and Piglet waited on the siding until Baloo had steamed by.

Then, there was trouble."

Signalman: "The path is blocked."

Narrator: "Called the signalman."

Signalman: "I can't clear it for Piglet. The workmen will have to clear it in the morning. It's too late now."

Piglet's Driver: "Hmmm."

Narrator: "Said Piglet's driver."

Piglet's Driver: "I'm sorry, Piglet. But you will have to stay here for the night."

Piglet: "Where are you going?"

Narrator: "Asked Piglet."

Piglet's Fireman: "Home for tea."

Narrator: "Replied the fireman. Piglet was speechless.

He watched as the other Disney characters went home.

Nighttime came and Piglet began to feel very lonely."

Piglet: "Oh dear."

Narrator: "He murmured."

Piglet: "It's very dark.

OH! OH! What's that?!"

Narrator: "It was only an owl, but Piglet didn't realize."

Piglet: "Oh, I wish Mickey were here too."

Narrator: "He sighed.

Mickey was waiting for his mysterious load at the harbour. Suddenly, there it was."

Mickey: "Hot dog!"

Narrator: "Cried Mickey."

Mickey: "It's a dragon!"

Mickey's Driver: "Don't worry."

Narrator: "Laughed his driver."

Mickey's Driver: "This dragon is really friendly. He's for the carnival tomorrow."

Narrator: "Workmen lifted the dragon onto Mickey's wagon and put lights all around it for protection. Then, Mickey set off into the misty night.

Piglet was asleep on his siding and had no idea that Mickey was approaching him.

Piglet woke up with a start."

Piglet: "Help!"

Narrator: "Cried Piglet."

Piglet: "I'm not going to open my eyes until my driver comes."

Narrator: "Next morning the path was cleared and Piglet puffed back to the junction. Sir Ector was just about to leave with his flowers."

Piglet: "You'll never guess what I saw last night."

Narrator: "Sir Ector was in no mood for puzzles."

Sir Ector: "I'm a busy man. I don't have time for your games."

Piglet: "I've seen a huge dragon. It was covered in lights."

Narrator: "Sir Ector snorted."

Sir Ector: "You've been in the sun too long. Your head has cracked."

Narrator: "When the other Disney characters heard the news, they laughed too."

Donald: "Look out, Piglet!"

Narrator: "Chuckled Donald."

Donald: "Or the dragon may gobble you up!"

Piglet: "No one believes me."

Narrator: "Huffed Piglet."

Piglet: "Maybe I did imagine the dragon after all."

Narrator: "But Piglet soon found out that he hadn't."

Piglet: "Help! Save me!"

Narrator: "Cried Piglet."

Mickey: "It's alright."

Narrator: "Whistled Mickey. And he explained about the carnival."

Mickey: "By the way, how was your night out?"

Narrator: "Piglet decided to tell Mickey the truth."

Mickey: "Well, Piglet."

Narrator: "Said Mickey."

Mickey: "Maybe we do get scared sometimes, but if we're not afraid to tell each other, then that means we're quite brave too."

The Raccoon Twins

Narrator: "The Raccoon Twins are lost boys, and have arrived from Neverland to help Professor Porter, but only one boy had been expected. The twins meant well, but did cause confusion. Professor Porter had given them numbers; the first Raccoon Twin 9, and the second Raccoon Twin 10, but he was still planning to send one boy home.

There was a snake named Kaa in the yard that had taken a dislike to Raccoon Twin #2. Things always went wrong when he had to take him out. His deliveries were late, and he was blamed. Raccoon Twin #2 began to worry.

Raccoon Twin #1, his twin, was angry."

Raccoon Twin #1: "You're a muckle nuisance!"

Narrator: "Said Raccoon Twin #1."

Raccoon Twin #1: "It's to leave you behind I'd be wanting!"

Kaa: "You can't."

Narrator: "Said Kaa."

Kaa: "I'm essential."

Raccoon Twin #1: "Ach! Are you?"

Narrator: "Raccoon Twin #1 burst out."

Raccoon Twin #1: "You're nothing but a screechin' and a noise when all's said and done. Spite Raccoon Twin #2, would you? Take that!"

Kaa: "Ow! Oh!"

Narrator: "Cried Kaa."

Raccoon #1: "There's more coming, should you misbehave."

Narrator: "Kaa behaved better after that. Until one day, Raccoon Twin #1 had an accident.

The road was slippery. He couldn't stop in time."


"Raccoon Twin #1 wasn't hurt, but Professor Porter was most annoyed."

Professor Porter: "I am disappointed, Raccoon Twin #1. I did not expect such, um... clumsiness from you.

I have decided to send Raccoon Twin #2 back and keep you."

Raccoon Twin #1: "I'm sorry, sir."

Narrator: "Said Raccoon Twin #1."

Professor Porter: "I should think so, too. You have upset my arrangements. Now Donald will have to help with the goods work, while you are mended. Donald won't like that."

Narrator: "Professor Porter was right. Donald grumbled dreadfully."

Raccoon Twin #2: "Anyone would think,"

Narrator: "Said Raccoon Twin #2."

Raccoon Twin #2: "That Raccoon Twin #1 had his accident on purpose.

I heard tell about a duck and some tar barrels."

Donald: "Shut up!"

Narrator: "Said Donald."

Donald: "It's not funny!"

Narrator: "He didn't like to be reminded of his own accident."

Raccoon Twin #2: "Well, well, well. Surely, Donald, it wasn't you. You didn't say!"

Narrator: "Donald didn't say. He slouched sulkily away."

Kaa: "Donald is cross."

Narrator: "Snickered Kaa."

Kaa: "We'll try to make him crosser still."

Monkeys: "Hold back!"

Narrator: "Giggled the other monkeys to each other.

Donald did his best, but he was exhausted when they reached Hercules' station.

Luckily, Raccoon Twin #2 was there."

Donald: "Help me up the hill, please."

Narrator: "Panted Donald."

Donald: "These monkeys are playing tricks."

Raccoon Twin #2: "We'll show them!"

Narrator: "Said Raccoon Twin #2.

Slowly but surely, the snorting Disney Characters forced the grasshoppers up the hill, but Donald was losing strength."

Donald: "I can't do it! I can't do it!"

Raccoon Twin #2: "Leave it to me!"

Narrator: "Shouted Raccoon Twin #2.

The conductor was anxious."

Conductor: "Go steady! Kaa's breaking!"

Narrator: "Kaa was in pieces.

No one had been hurt, and soon Hercules came to clear the mess. Professor Porter was on board."

Professor Porter: "I might have known it would be Raccoon Twin #2!"

Narrator: "He said."

Hercules: "Raccoon Twin #2 was grand, sir."

Narrator: "Said Hercules."

Hercules: "Donald had no strength left, but Raccoon Twin #2 worked hard enough for three. I heard him from my yard."

Professor Porter: "Two would have been enough."

Narrator: "Said Professor Porter."

Professor Porter: "I want to be fair, Raccoon Twin #2, but I don't know. I really don't know."

Narrator: "Professor Porter was making up his mind about which character to send away. But that's another story."

The Deputation

Narrator: "Snow came early to Disneyland. It was heavier than usual. Most Disney Characters hate snow. The Raccoon Twins were used to it. Back to back, with a trailer behind them and a shovel for each of them, they set to work. They puffed backwards and forwards, patrolling the paths.

Generally, the snow slipped away easily, but sometimes they found deeper drifts.

Presently, they came to a drift which was larger than most. They charged it, and were just backing for another try, when..."

Baloo: "Help! Help!"

Raccoon Twin #2: "Lorsh sakes, Raccoon Twin #1! It's Baloo!

Don't worry yourself, Baloo! Wait a while, we'll have you out!"

Narrator: "Baloo was very grateful. He saw all was not well. The twins were looking glum. They told him Professor Porter was making a decision."

The Raccoon Twins: "He'll send us away for sure!"

Piglet: "It's a shame!"

Narrator: "Said Piglet."

Sir Ector: "A lot of nonsense about a broken signal box."

Narrator: "Grumbled Sir Ector."

Donald: "That Kaa, too."

Narrator: "Put in Donald."

Donald: "Good riddance! That's what I say."

Baloo: "The twins were splendid in the snow."

Narrator: "Added Baloo."

Baloo: "It isn't fair!"

Narrator: "They all agreed that something must be done, but none knew what.

Piglet decided to talk to Hercules about it."

Hercules: "What you need,"

Narrator: "Said Hercules,"

Hercules: "Is a deputation."

Narrator: "He explained what that was.

Piglet ran back quickly."

Piglet: "Hercules says we need... a, a depot station!"

Sir Ector: "Of course."

Narrator: "Said Sir Ector."

Sir Ector: "The question is.."

Baloo: "What is a... desperation?"

Narrator: "Asked Baloo."

Piglet: "It's when Disney Characters tell Professor Porter something's wrong."

Narrator: "Said Piglet."

Jiminy: "Did you say 'Tell Professor Porter?'"

Narrator: "Asked Jiminy thoughtfully.

There was a long silence."

Sir Ector: "I propose,"

Narrator: "Said Sir Ector."

Sir Ector: "That Piglet be our... um... disputation."

Piglet: "Me?"

Narrator: "Squeaked Piglet."

Piglet: "I can't!"

Baloo: "Rubbish, Piglet!"

Narrator: "Said Baloo."

Baloo: "It's easy.

Sir Ector: "That's settled, then."

Narrator: "Grumbled Sir Ector.

Poor Piglet wished it wasn't."

Professor Porter: "Hello, Piglet. It's nice to be back."

Narrator: "Piglet jumped."

Piglet: "Uh, uh, yes sir, yes sir, please sir."

Professor Porter: "You look nervous, Piglet. What's the matter?"

Piglet: "Please sir, uh, they've made me a desperation, sir. To speak to you, sir. I don't like it, sir."

Narrator: "Professor Porter pondered."

Professor Porter: "Do you mean a deputation, Piglet?"

Piglet: "Yes, sir, please, sir. It's The Raccoon Twins. They say, sir, that if you send them away, sir, well, they'll be killed, sir. That would be dreadful, sir. Uh, please, sir, don't send them away."

Professor Porter: "Thank you, Piglet. That will do."

Narrator: "Later, Professor Porter spoke to the Disney Characters."

Professor Porter: "I've had a... deputation. I understand your feelings and I've given a lot of thought to the matter."

Narrator: "He paused impressively."

Professor Porter: "Raccoon Twins, I hear that your work in the snow was good. You shall each have some new clothes."

Narrator: "The twins were surprised."

The Raccoon Twins: "Thank you, sir."

Professor Porter: "But your clothes will have your names printed on them. We'll have no more mistakes."

The Raccoon Twins: "Thank you, sir. Does this mean that the both of us..."

Narrator: "Professor Porter smiled."

Professor Porter: "It means..."

Narrator: "But the rest of his speech was drowned in a delighted chorus of cheers and whistles."

(All the Disney Characters cheer and whistle)

Narrator: "The twins were here to stay."

Time for Trouble

Narrator: "Disneyland had many visitors, and Professor Porter had scheduled more lines of flowers. Sir Ector, the proud man, had to work harder than ever before."

Sir Ector: "Come on!"

Narrator: "He called to the flowers."

Sir Ector: "Come on, come on, come on! The passengers rely on me to be on time."

Narrator: "Whenever Sir Ector finished one journey, it was time for another to begin."

Sir Ector: "Never mind."

Narrator: "He puffed."

Sir Ector: "I like a long run to stretch my legs."

Narrator: "Even so, Professor Porter decided that Sir Ector needed a rest."

Professor Porter: "Donald Duck shall do your work."

Narrator: "He said kindly.

Donald was delighted. He liked to show off his smart white feathers and was determined to be as fast as Sir Ector."

Donald: "You know, little Friar Tuck."

Narrator: "He boasted."

Donald: "I'm an important duck; everyone knows it. I'm as regular as clockwork. Never late, always on time. That's me!"

Friar Tuck: "Says you."

Narrator: "Replied Friar Tuck. Just then Professor Porter arrived."

Professor Porter: "Your parts are worn, Friar Tuck. So you must go to the hospital to get better."

Friar Tuck: "Can I take Jasmine, sir?"

Professor Porter: "No. What would the passengers do without her?"

Narrator: "Friar Tuck saw Piglet by the water fountain."

Piglet: "Don't worry, Friar Tuck. I'll take care of Jasmine until you get back."

Narrator: "Soon Friar Tuck was out on the main road. He clanked as he walked again. He's a little badger with small feet. His body didn't hold much water. He had come a long way and began to feel thirsty. In the distance was a signal."

Friar Tuck: "Good."

Narrator: "He thought."

Friar Tuck: "There's a station ahead. I can have a nice drink and a rest until Donald has passed."

Narrator: "Friar Tuck was enjoying his drink when the signalman came up. He had never seen Friar Tuck before. Friar Tuck's driver tried to explain, but the new signalman wouldn't listen."

Signalman: "We must clear the path for Donald with the express. You'll have to get more water at the next station."

Narrator: "Hurrying used a lot of water, and his body was soon empty. Poor Friar Tuck was out of strength and stranded on the main road."

Friar Tuck's Fireman: "We must warn Donald."

Narrator: "Said the fireman. Then he saw Piglet and Jasmine."

Friar Tuck's Fireman: "Please, take me back to the station. It's an emergency."

Narrator: "Jasmine hated leaving Friar Tuck."

Piglet: "Never mind."

Narrator: "Said Piglet."

Piglet: "You're taking the fireman to warn Donald, that's a big help."

Narrator: "Jasmine felt much better. Donald was fuming when he heard the news."

Donald: "I'm going to be late."

Signalman: "My fault."

Narrator: "Said the signalman."

Signalman: "I didn't understand about Friar Tuck."

Donald's Driver: "Now, Donald."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Donald's Driver: "You'll have to push Friar Tuck."

Donald: "What, me?"

Narrator: "Snorted Donald."

Donald: "Me, push Friar Tuck and pull my flowers too?"

Narrator: "Grumbling dreadfully, Donald set off to find Friar Tuck. He came up behind Friar Tuck and gave him a bump."

Donald: "Get on, you!"

Narrator: "Donald had to work very hard. When he reached the hospital station, he felt exhausted. Some children were on the platform."

Boy: "Coo, the express is late and it's got two Disney Characters. I think Donald couldn't pull it on his own, so Friar Tuck had to help him."

Friar Tuck: "Never mind, Donald."

Narrator: "Whispered Friar Tuck."

Friar Tuck: "They're only joking."

Donald: "Hah!"

Narrator: "Said Donald. Friar Tuck just smiled."

A Scarf for Piglet

Narrator: "It was a cold winter's morning in Disneyland. The wind was bitter and the ground hard with frost. Mickey and Piglet were cold and cross."

Mickey: "All I want is a warm body."

Narrator: "Huffed Mickey."

Mickey: "Firelighter knows that. He's late."

Piglet: "He's not late."

Narrator: "Replied Piglet."

Piglet: "This cold weather woke us up early."

Narrator: "Gusts of wind swirled round the house, tossing flakes of snow towards Mickey. Then they swooshed around Piglet too."

Piglet: "Why don't we talk about something else?"

Narrator: "Shivered Piglet."

Mickey: "Yes,"

Narrator: "Replied Mickey."

Mickey: "Like how silly we'll look when you heads turn into icicles."

Piglet: "That's not funny. Maybe we'll stop feeling cold if we talk about warm things, like sunshine and steam."

Mickey: "And firelighters."

Narrator: "Muttered Mickey."

Piglet: "Scarves!"

Narrator: "Continued Piglet."

Mickey: "Scarves."

Narrator: "Laughed Mickey."

Mickey: "That's what you need, Piglet. A woolly scarf round your neck."

Narrator: "Mickey was only teasing. But Piglet thought happily about scarves until the firelighter came.

Professor Porter was enjoying hot porridge for breakfast. He was looking forward to taking important visitors on a tour of the land and had pressed his special trousers."

Professor Porter: "I shall put them in my trunk."

Narrator: "Professor Porter said to Jane Porter."

Professor Porter: "And change into them just before the photographs are taken."

Narrator: "Then he set off to catch his ride.

Piglet was now working hard. His body was warm, and he had plenty of strength, but he still thought about scarves. He saw them everywhere he went."

Piglet: "My neck's cold, my neck's cold."

Narrator: "He puffed."

Piglet: "I want a scarf, I want a scarf."

Baloo: "Rubbish, Piglet."

Narrator: "Said Baloo."

Baloo: "Disney Characters don't wear scarves."

Piglet: "Disney Characters with proper necks do."

Narrator: "Replied Piglet."

Piglet: "Your neck is too big."

Narrator: "Before Baloo could answer, Piglet puffed away. Baloo snorted. He was looking forward to taking the special visitors.

It was time for the photographs. Everyone was excited. Professor Porter was waiting on the platform for his trousers. They were in a trunk amongst a big load of baggage. The porters were taking the baggage trolley across the line. They were walking backwards to see that nothing fell off.

Piglet was still being cheeky. His driver always shut off steam just outside the station. Piglet wanted to surprise the flowers by coming in as quietly as he could.

But the porters didn't here him either. Piglet gave them such a fright that boxes and bags burst everywhere."

Piglet: "Oh!"

Narrator: "Groaned Piglet.

Sticky streams of jam trickled down Piglet's face. A hat fell on his ear. Worst of all, a pair of trousers coiled lovingly round his neck.

Everyone was very angry. Professor Porter seized the top hat."

Professor Porter: "Mine!"

Narrator: "He said."

Professor Porter: "Piglet, look at this!"

Piglet: "Yes sir. I am sir."

Professor Porter: "My best trousers too!"

Piglet: "Yes sir. Please sir."

Professor Porter: "We must pay the passengers for their spoiled clothes, and my trousers are ruined. I hope this will teach you not to play tricks with the flowers."

Narrator: "Piglet went off to the yard. He felt very silly. On the way, he met Donald."

Donald: "Hello, Piglet. So you found a scarf, eh? But legs go in trousers, not necks!"

Narrator: "And he puffed off to tell Baloo the news.

That evening, Mickey and Piglet were resting in the house. Piglet's driver had taken away the trousers and given Piglet a good rubdown."

Mickey: "Firelighter's promised to come early tomorrow."

Narrator "Said Mickey. Baloo arrived. He'd enjoyed taking the visitors around and now felt sorry for Piglet too."

Baloo: "Driver says the weather will be warmer tomorrow. You won't need a scarf, Piglet."

Piglet: "Certainly not."

Narrator: "Replied Piglet."

Piglet: "Disney Characters don't need scarves. Disney Characters need warm bodies. Everyone knows that!"

The Humansel

Narrator: "Chip and Dale are chipmunk twins. Each has brown fur, a tiny nose and a small, squat tail. Their pirates help them deliver china clay. It is needed for pottery, paint, paper, and many other things.

The twins are now kept busy, taking the pirates for Disney Characters on the main line, and for ships in the harbor.

One morning, they arranged some pirates, and went away for more.

They returned to find them all gone. The twins were most surprised.

Their drivers examined a footprint."

Drivers: "That's human."

Narrator: "They said."

Chip: "It's a what-ll?"

Narrator: "Asked Chip."

Dale: "A humansel, I think."

Narrator: "Replied Dale."

Dale: "There's a notice about them in our house."

Chip: "Coughs and sneezes spread humansels."

Dale: "You had a cough in your head yesterday. It's your fault the humansel came."

Chip: "It isn't!"

Dale: "It is!"

Drivers: "Stop arguing, you two."

Narrator: "Laughed their drivers."

Drivers: "Let's go and rescue our pirates."

Narrator: "Chip and Dale were horrified."

Chip and Dale: "But the humansel will magic us away, like the pirates!"

Drivers: "He won't magic us."

Narrator: "Replied their drivers."

Drivers: "We'll more likely magic him. Listen, he doesn't know your twins, so we'll take away your names and numbers, and then this is what we'll do."

Narrator: "Puffing hard, the twins set off on their journey to find the lion.

They were looking forward to playing tricks on him.

Creeping into the yard, they found the lion on a siding with the missing pirates. Dale hid behind, but Chip went boldly alongside.

The human looked up."

John Smith: "Do you mind?"

Chip: "Yes."

Narrator: "Said Chip."

Chip: "I do. I want my pirates back."

John Smith: "These are mine."

Narrator: "Said the human."

John Smith: "Go away!"

Narrator: "Chip pretended not to be frightened."

Chip: "You're a big bully."

Narrator: "He whimpered."

Chip: "You'll be sorry!"

Narrator: "He ran back and hid behind the pirates on the other side.

Dale now came forward."

Dale: "Pirate stealer!"

Narrator: "Hissed Dale. He ran away, too. Chip took his place.

This went on and on until the human's eyes nearly popped out."

John Smith: "Stop! You're making me giddy!"

Narrator: "The two twins gazed at him."

John Smith: "Are there two of you?"

Chip and Dale: "Yes, we're twins."

John Smith: "I might have known it!"

Narrator: "Just then, Hercules bustled up."

Hercules: "Chip and Dale, why are you playing here?"

Chip: "We're not playing!"

Narrator: "Protested Chip."

Dale: "We're rescuing our pirates."

Narrator: "Squeaked Dale."

Dale: "Even you don't take our pirates without asking, but this humansel did."

Hercules: "There's no cause to be rude."

Narrator: "Said Hercules severely."

Hercules: "This human is based on an actual historical settler."

Narrator: "The twins were most impressed."

Chip: "We're sorry, Mr., uh..."

John Smith: "Never mind."

Narrator: "The human smiled."

John Smith: "Call me John Smith. I'm sorry I didn't understand about the pirates."

Hercules: "That's all right, then."

Narrator: "Said Hercules."

Hercules: "Now off you go, Chip and Dale. Fetch John's pirates, then you can take this lot.

There's no real harm in them,"

Narrator: "He said to John."

Hercules: "But they're maddening at times."

Narrator: "John chuckled."

John Smith: "Maddening,"

Narrator: "He said."

John Smith: "Is the word."

Hercules' Exploit

Narrator: "Tod the Fox was giving some visitors a tour of Disneyland.

It was their last afternoon, and Hercules was preparing to take them to meet Chip and Dale. He found it hard to start the heavy flowers."

Baloo: "Did you see him straining?"

Narrator: "Asked Baloo."

Donald: "Positively painful."

Narrator: "Remarked Donald."

Sir Ector: "Just pathetic!"

Narrator: "Grunted Sir Ector."

Sir Ector: "He should give up and be preserved before it's too late."

Jiminy: "Shut up!"

Narrator: "Burst out Jiminy."

Jiminy: "You're all jealous. Hercules' better than any of you."

John Smith: "You're right, Jiminy."

Narrator: "Said John."

John Smith: "Hercules' old, but he'll surprise us all."

Hercules: "I've done it! We're off! I've done it! We're off!"

Narrator: "Said Hercules, as he finally puffed out of the station.

Chip and Dale were delighted to see the visitors. They loved being photographed. Later, they took the party to Wonderland in a trailer special.

Everyone had a splendid time, and the visitors were most impressed.

Then, Hercules took the visitors home.

On the way, the weather changed. Wind and rain buffeted Hercules. His sand box failed, and his fireman went in front dropping sand on the road by hand.

Suddenly, Hercules' feet slipped fiercely, and with a shrieking crack, something broke. The crew inspected the damage. Repairs took some time."

Hercules' Driver: "One of your shoes broke, Hercules."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Hercules' Driver: "We've taken your other shoe off. Now you're like an old-fashioned man. Can you get these people home? They must start back tonight."

Hercules: "I'll try, sir."

Narrator: "Promised Hercules. Hercules puffed and pulled his hardest, but his feet kept slipping and he could not start the heavy flowers. The passengers were anxious. The driver, fireman and conductor went along the train making adjustments between the flowers."

Hercules' Driver: "We've loosened the couplings, Hercules. Now you can pick your flowers up one by one, just as you do with pirates."

Hercules: "That'll be much easier."

Narrator: "Said Hercules."

Hercules: "Come on!"

Narrator: "He puffed, and moved cautiously forward. The first flower moving helped to start the second, and the second helped the third."

Hercules: "I've done it! I've done it!"

Narrator: "Puffed Hercules."

Hercules' Driver: "Steady, boy!"

Narrator: "Warned his driver."

Hercules' Driver: "Well done, boy! You've got them! You've got them!"

Narrator: "And he listened happily to Hercules' steady beat as he forged slowly but surely ahead.

At last, battered, weary, but unbeaten, Hercules steamed in. Baloo was waiting for the visitors with the special flowers."

Hercules: "Peep! Peep!"

Narrator: "Professor Porter angrily pointed to the clock, but excited passengers cheered and thanked Hercules, his driver and fireman.

Jiminy and John saw to it that Hercules was left in peace. Sir Ector and Donald remained respectfully silent."

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