A List of Quotes from Mickey Mouse and the Magic Toontown Sidewalks
Mickey & Sir Ector's Encounter with Jafar
- Sir Ector: "5, 6, 7, 8..."
Mickey: "Who do we appreciate? Practicing your numbers, Sir Ector, that's a good man."
Sir Ector: I'm counting how many seconds late you are. What does that sign say?"
Mickey: "Hm... 'Disneyland. Really reliable and right on time. Signed, head of the Disneyland, Professor Porter.'"
Sir Ector: "But you weren't on time, little Mickey."
Mickey: "And you're being bossy, Sir Ector. Now, please excuse me. I'm meeting Thomas the Tank Engine. He's looking after us while Professor Porter takes a much needed holiday."
Sir Ector: "I think we can take care of ourselves."
Jafar: "Get out of my way! I have unfinished business here, and I want to finish it fast!"
Sir Ector: "Jafar's back!"
Mickey: "Yes, 10 out of 10 for devious deeds and brutal strength. The blast from the past who hates Disney Characters."
Sir Ector: "Maybe we do need Thomas here after all, on time!"
Jafar Talks to Jasper and the Horace
- Jafar (Observing a statue of him) "Pinchy, you captured the real me. That's beautiful. I could cry."
Jasper & Horace: "Uh, boss? We're here."
Jafar: "All right, listen, you two. I've got a job for you, Horsper."
Jasper: "Actually, it's just Jasper."
Horace: "And Horace."
Jafar: "I don't have time to say both names! I've come back to find a disney character."
Jasper:" Oh, that's easy."
Horace: "Yeah, they're everywhere."
Jafar: "Not the one I want. She escaped me once before. As longs as she exists, so do the others, but if she can be destroyed..."
Horace: "Did You say destroyed?"
Jasper: "The D Word?"
Horace: "Like, hurt?"
Jafar: "Yeah, destroyed!"
Jasper: "Uh, there's one small problem, there, boss."
Horace: "Yeah, Thomas the Tank Engine is coming and he won't let you destroy."
Jasper: "Yeah, he won't let you."
Jafar: "I can do whatever I want! I'll get him, too! With Pinchy!" (Operates the claw on his hovercraft, but it malfunctions and hits him on the head) "Ow, Pinchy! I hate it when you do that!"
(Jasper and Horace Laugh)
Donald Duck Complains About Not Collecting Thomas
- Donald: "Wobbly webbed feet."
Mickey: "Puffy beak!"
Donald: "Mickey, I should have collected Thomas!"
Sir Ector: "Donald is right, little Mickey. Collecting Thomas is an important job. Important is big. Donald is a big duck. You, Mickey, are small. Small small small, teeny weenie weenie. And I am a big man who knows everything."
Mickey: "Bossy egg-layers! All that heat has gone to your head!"
- Jasper: "Hey, there they are."
Horace: "We'll fix their wagons."
Jasper: "I'm not good at backing up."
Horace: "Me neither."
Friar Tuck: "What's important is to stand up on our own feet to Jafar."
Baloo: "Friar Tuck's right. Jafar knows that the little mermaid in the legend really exists."
Donald: "What little mermaid?"
Piglet: "What legend?"
Baloo: "Of a little mermaid whose magic makes her more powerful than Jafar will ever be. That's why he wants to find her."
Piglet: "Then we better find her first."
Donald: "Leave it to the big toons, Piglet!"
Mickey: "Little mouses can do big things, especially when they have nice black fur like me."
Jasper: "Hey, hey, just watch what happens to that black puffball..."
Horace: "When Buzzy the flopper vulture flies past here."
Buzzy: "Routine fly by, chaps, hello!"
Jasper: "The boss dumped sneezing powder everywhere."
Horace: "Let's start laughing now!"
(Jasper and Horace laugh evilly)
Buzzy: (While dumping sneezing powder on Mickey, Jasper, and Horace) "Ooh, sorry, fellas. Bit of a dust up, love to stay and clean up, got to go, bye now!"
Jasper: "Uh, did you mean to look like that?"
Horace: "Uh, no."
Jasper: "Uh, neither did I."
Mickey: "This must be Jafar's doing! Ah-choo!" (Sneeze echoes)
Sugar in Jafar's Tank
- (The Disney Characters are asleep in their beds, Thomas, still awake, is dressed in his pajamas and a nightcap. He winds a clock and picks up a baseball bat)
Thomas: (Laughing) "So who dropped the ball then?"
(Thomas catches a bouncing ball)
Thomas: "There you are. I'd like to have a nice cup of hot cocoa. Would you guys care to join me?" (Holds the ball to his ear) "No? What would you rather do instead?" (Holds the ball to his ear) "Go outside and play? Well, I can understand that. What do you think?" (Hits the ball with the baseball bat) "Why do you keep hitting him like that? You're gonna have to have a time-out."
(Jafar laughs evilly as he sneaks up behind Acme Looniversity)
Thomas: (While drinking hot cocoa) "Just a little sweeter, I think."
Jafar: "All right, Pinchy, my little bucket of badness. Time to feast yourself."
Thomas: "Ahh. Now that's better."
(Jafar's claw busts a hole in the wall, which scares Thomas and wakes up the Disney Characters)
Mickey: "Hot dog! It's Jafar!"
Sir Ector: "Jafar? Oh no!"
Jafar: (Laughs evilly) "Hello, Twinkle Toes. I got a plan, and you're not in it!"
Thomas: "You can't catch me, Jafar!" (Whistles, with no success of warping)
Jafar: (Laughs evilly) "Losing your sparkle, huh? What perfect timing. Now where is that lost little mermaid?"
Thomas: "You won't find her here."
Jafar: "You're not clever enough to stop me!"
Thomas: "Oh, yes I am."
Jafar: "No, you're not." (Thomas holds up a bag of sugar) "Aaah! Is that?"
Thomas: "That's right, it's sugar, Jafar. And if I throw this in your tank, it will seize you up for good."
Jafar: "Make the most of tonight, Twinkle Toes, because you won't like tomorrow. Neither will that... that line of tin kettles!" (Claw snaps) "Shut up, Pinchy."
Mickey: "Thomas, but what happened to your sparkle?"
Thomas: "I don't know, Mickey. I'll just have to sleep on that."
Mickey: "On your sparkle?"
Thomas: "No, Mickey. On the problem of what happened to it."
Piglet: "Oh, but Thomas, without your sparkle, or the lost little mermaid, you can't travel here to help us anymore."
Thomas: "I'll solve the problem. You just go to sleep now."
Piglet: "Easy for you to say."
Thomas Has Gone Missing
- Pluto: "Smile, you characters, it's a sunny day!"
Donald: "It's not sunny because Thomas is not at the windmill. I looked.
Mickey: "I think his sparkle's all gone."
Baloo: "My nose doesn't feel sunny. It feels stuffed up."
Sir Ector: "Nasty fumes from dingy villains."
Baloo: "And Jafar is after the lost little mermaid."
Friar Tuck: "And if he finds her, I fear that will destroy us all."
Sir Ector: "What, even an soldier as big as me?"
Friar Tuck: "Yes, Sir Ector. Even you."
Donald: Say it, don't spray it, Mickey."
Mickey: "I've still got sneezing powder up my ears. Now I'm going to look for Thomas."
Friar Tuck: "Let us get back to work. That's what he would want."
Pluto: "How about a race, Mickey?"
Mickey: "Sorry, Pluto. I can't today. I have to be a really useful mouse and solve some mysteries instead."
Pluto: "I guess that means I win. Perhaps another day."
Friar Tuck Sneaks Up on Jafar
- Jafar: "I've been working on the railway, all the livelong day. Yeah, who wants to work a livelong day, anyway?
Friar Tuck: "There he is."
Jafar: "Come in, come in, and join the party, Horsper!"
Jasper: "Hooray, hooray We're going to have a party!"
Horace: "Oh, I love parties!"
Jasper: "Yeah. Who's got the balloons?"
Friar Tuck: "What?"
Jafar: "Correction. Join the party that's over. Just like twinkle toes' magic Toontown Sidewalks are going to be over."
Jasper and Horace: "Oh."
Jafar: "Gone, like the lost little mermaid and the warp hole that leads to her."
Jasper: "Well, what are you going to do?"
Horace: "Oh, yeah, that's a good question."
Jafar: "It's time to finally put Twinkle Toes' lights out."
Jasper and Horace: "Oh."
Jasper: "This is a job for the boss!" (Activates the claw on his hovercraft)
Friar Tuck: "I've got to delay him. I've got to distract him." (Repeatedly rings a bell)
Jafar: "It's the old teapot! Smash him!" (The claw on his hovercraft malfunctions and destroys his hideout) "Pinchy, get back here! Don't make me come up here, I hate it when you do this! Pinchy!"
Friar Tuck: "Good show!"
Jasper: "Uh, boss, did you mean to let the roof fall in?"
Horace: "All the way in?"
Jafar: "I always mean what I do, you rattle traps!"
Thomas Escapes Jafar
- Jafar: "Hello, Twinkle Toes! Remember me?
(Thomas runs away)
Jafar: "Fat funnel won't have much use for you looking like that." (Laughs evilly) "Oh, I see you forgot to bring the sugar. How careless of you. Say hello to Pinchy!"
(Catches Thomas in his claw)
Jafar: "Okay, Twinkle Toes. I know about the warp hole."
(Thomas is over a collapsing viaduct)
Thomas: "That's what I saw in my dream! It's coming true! My universe is starting to crumble!"
Jafar: "And I know about the magic Toontown Sidewalks. And when I find that little mermaid, you and all those puffballs will be history. Tell me where the warp hole is, now!"
(Thomas pulls out a pair of gardening clippers and laughs)
Jafar: "You got ten seconds."
(Thomas drops his gardening clippers, which land on Jafar's claw)
Jafar: "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2..."
(Thomas picks up his gardening clippers and cuts one of the wires on Jafar's claw)
Thomas: "Too late, Jafar!"
(Jafar's claw launches Thomas towards the windmill, Thomas lands on a bunch of flour sacks."
Thomas: "Did you put all this here for me? Well, you must have known that I was coming. How kind of you. Oh, I'm at the windmill. Now that's what I call a perfect landing."
How to Stop Being Stupid
- Jasper: "Uh, so boss,
Horace: "How come you let Twinkle Toes escape?"
Jafar: "Oh, that. Uh, well, I... did it on purpose. You know, I was... testing him to see if he could escape."
Jasper: "Liar, liar..."
Horace: "Pants on fire."
Jasper: "Does he wear pants?"
Horace: "Well, training pants."
Horace: "Oh, right."
Jasper: "All right, Playtime's over, Horsper."
Jasper and Horace: "Uh-oh."
Jafar: "Now it's time for the next lesson, eh? I call it, How to Stop Being Stupid."
(Operates the claw on his hovercraft, which hits a coal loader above him several times and covers him in coal)
(Donald and Sir Ector laugh)
Jafar: "Now that's gonna ruin my facial."
Jasper and Horace: "Uh-oh."
Percy Rides the Windmill
- Thomas: "Percy, Percy?"
Rosie: (Seeing Percy ride the windmill) "Percy?"
Thomas: "Percy, what are you doing up there? Come down! It's too windy!"
Percy: "This is just like the fun fair! Give me two seconds."
Thomas: "Two seconds is all it takes for you to land in trouble!"
(The wind blows the windmill, which launches Percy, who lands on Jafar's hovercraft)
Jafar: "Aha! Twinkle Toes Jr.!"
Percy: (as his beach bag falls off) "Oh no, my beach bag!"
Jafar: "You won't be doing any surfing up here, Mr. Kahuna!"
Percy: "Really? Watch me."
Jafar: "Hang on tight, Moon Doggie!"
Mickey: "Jafar's hi-jacked him!"
Rosie: "What's going to happen to Percy now?"
Thomas: "Well, my family is usually pretty good at getting themselves out of trouble... eventually."
Mickey: "I don't know what eventually means, but it sounds very very long."
Percy and Donald Escape From Jafar
- Percy: "I'm sorry Rosie, I'm sorry, friend, I haven't been whatever it is, responsible, reliable, really useful, but I will be! I will be!"
Percy: "Aaah!" (Lands on Donald) "Donald!" (Blows his whistle, with no success of warping)
Jafar: "So you've lost your sparkle, too, huh? Bye bye, twinkle toes!"
Percy: "Oh, it's empty!"
Jafar: "Here we go!"
Donald: "Percy, what are we going to do?"
Percy: "We'll think of something."
Jafar: (As Donald and Percy get closer to falling off the edge) "That's it!"
Percy: "I'll find you some more, Rosie, I promise. But if I'm going to be any help at all, it's now or never. I've got to use up the rest of this stuff."
Jafar: "Are you ready?"
Donald: "No, we're not!"
Percy: "Donald the lucky, get us out of here!" (Blows his whistle, using the last of the gold dust to warp)
Donald: "Now we are."
Jafar: "What the?" More Coming Soon