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Molly and Neville: The Movie (a.k.a. Molly and Neville's Sodor Adventures is a 2009 film based on Thomas' Big Adventures. This movie has been rated "PG" for the use of "mild language".

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Part 1

Elsbridge Station Media Presents

A DeviantArt Movie

Thomas the Tank Engine in

Molly and Neville's Sodor Adventures

{We begin at Normanby Sheds. Molly, Neville, and Eagle are asleep, then wake up in song.}

Molly:
There's a bunch of birds in the sky,
And some deers just went running by!
Oh, the trains puff and chuff along the way,
Just another Sunday morning on Sodor Railway!

The sun is shining and the grass is green,
Under the railway tracks, I mean.
This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown!
All the happy people stop to say hello!

Neville:
Our railway's like no other line,
Steam engines here are doing fine!
Sodor's steam engines are running strong,
So evil diesels have to be wrong!

Eagle:
Yes, what a lovely railway it is!
Nothing could go wrong like this! {A crash is heard.}
Ooh! That had to hurt that bad,
But when we're busy, we're glad!

Molly, Neville, Eagle:
The sun is shining and the grass is green,
Under the railway tracks, we mean.
This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown!
All the happy people stop to say hello!

{Instrumental. Molly, Neville, and Eagle see Thomas (with Annie & Clarabel), and Percy.}

Eagle: Morning, young engines.

Thomas: We wanted to tell you something.

Molly: What is it?

Percy: There's new engines coming this afternoon at the docks!

Neville: Who are they?

Thomas: One's a Q1 like you, Neville, and one's a tank engine like me!

Neville: My brother Quinten! I remember him on the Southern Railway! He's preserved in England now.

Molly: We'd better hurry if we're going to see them!

Percy: They're coming to help out, while Sir Topham Hatt takes a holiday!

Eagle: Let's go! {The engines puff off. The singing continues.}

Thomas:
The Sodor Railway,
We're on our way!

Percy:
To the docks, we go!
We can't be slow!

Neville:
My brother Quinten's coming!
I will be just smiling!

Eagle:
But who's the other engine?

Molly:
He might be very fine!

All five:
The sun is shining and the grass is green,
Under the railway tracks, we mean.
This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown!
All the happy people stop to say hello!
This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown!
All the happy people stop to say hello!

{Music stops. The five engines are now at the docks. Cranky is there, along with Edward, Gordon, and Henry.}

Gordon: So, Thomas. Who is this new tank engine?

Thomas: You'll have to wait and see!

{Just then, a Q1 comes out of the shed, and is smiling.}

Quinten: Hello, there! D'you where Neville is?

Neville: It's good to see you, Quinten! How is everything in England?

Quinten: Not bad, thank you. Work is a bit slow, but I'm please you'd help me! Maybe we'd get volunteers to help on my railway!

Molly: Here comes the second engine!

{A new tank engine comes from the same shed. He looks like Thomas, only he's orange with yellow lining, and black footplate.}

Gregory: {in a voice like Thomas, only lower} Good afternoon, engines!

Thomas: Oh, no...

Eagle: What is it, Thomas?

Thomas: That's Gregory, my very arrogant cousin. He's trouble all over.

Edward: Sir Topham Hatt left me in charge while he's gone, so here's your instructions: Thomas, you and Percy will have to help on Eagle's line whilst Gregory does your work. Gordon and Henry will do their usual jobs. Quinten is helping on Eagle's branch line as well. Neville, you'd have to go to Thomas' branch for a while, and Molly will be doing her jobs on Eagle's line.

Henry: Yes, Edward!

Thomas: {sighs sadly} Yes, Edward... can Annie and Clarabel come too?

Edward: They'll be needed at your line, sadly. Daisy can't do her passenger runs on their own.

Neville: Don't worry, Thomas! I'll look after Annie and Clarabel.

Henry: I hope Emily doesn't...

Emily: {off-screen} Henry! Where are you?!

Henry: {yelling} Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! RUN AWAY! {He runs away very quickly.}

Cranky: What a baby Henry is!

Thomas: Shut up, Cranky!

Cranky: HEY! I'll squash you flat! {Cranky drops fruit and vegetables on Thomas' track, missing him.} Oops! {chuckles nervously}

Part 2

{Cut to Thomas and Percy working on Eagle's branch line. Thomas is not very happy.}

Percy: Thomas, you're hardly working very fast! Why's this?

Thomas: I think I'm losing her...

Percy: There's a lot of other women out there!

Thomas: But none compare to Molly! Seriously, she's my only girlfriend I have, but now it's breaking my heart in half.

Percy: Oh, boy... Here we go...

Thomas: {singing}
I knew this one yellow girl,
That had stole my own heart...
Her pretty looks had found me,
It's Molly and her heart.

It's not her figure I love,
It's her heart I love the most!
She's nice and kind and sweet,
I love her just as most.

She's left me now,
For my very nasty cousin,
His name is Gregory,
And he's just like poison! (Ugh!)

I knew this one yellow girl,
That had stole my own heart...
Her pretty looks had found me,
It's Molly and her heart.

Now, Molly's a most beautiful girl,
But now we've broken love.
I'll miss her for the next two days,
Unless I've a heart full of love!

I knew this one yellow girl,
That had stole my own heart...
Her pretty looks had found me,
It's Molly and her heart.
Her pretty looks had found me,
It's Molly and her heart.

{spoken}

Percy: Well, Thomas, I can but give you advice. If you need her back, I suggest a poem, flowers, anything! I've seen others do it when they're in love.

Thomas: Well, how's this:

M - Molly the yellow engine,
O - Oh, how I love you so!
L - Love just fills my heart,
L - Love I have for you!
Y - Yellow pretty engine!

How was it?

Percy: Ah, not bad. Needs a little work, though. Why not talk to Stanley? He knows all about women.

Thomas: Maybe he'd give out better advice. {He puffs away to find his silver friend. Cut to Stanley and Wendy (his girlfriend) at a shed, apparently flirting with each other. Thomas puffs up alongside.} Hey, Stanley!

Stanley: {in shock} Yikes! Oh, hey Thomas.

Wendy: Oh, hi, Thomas! What brings you here?

Thomas: Well, my cousin Gregory has come to Sodor, and seemed to steal Molly from me.

Stanley: God, that bugger is annoying. He said that if I kept pulling my trains the way I was, he said I would crack a side-rod.

Wendy: That's not really true. He said I was a grape on rails!

Thomas: {shocked} Seriously?! {frustrated} Aw, man! I just wanna bump the crap out of him for harming my friends! {calmer} Anyway, I just came here to ask for advice how to get Molly back.

Wendy: Oh, that's easy. You just have to find the clitoris.

Stanley: The what?

Wendy: {blushing} Whoops!

Thomas: What does that mean, find the clitoris?

Stanley: Just forget we said anything! Please!

Thomas: Okay, then, I just speak to Rosie then. {He sadly puffs away, not sure what Wendy was saying. He arrives at the Wharf, where Rosie, Peter Sam, and Sir Handel are.}

Peter Sam: Hello, Thomas!

Sir Handel: Hey, Thomas.

Thomas: Hi, guys. {sighs sadly}

Rosie: You seem upset. What's with that?

Thomas: It's my cousin Gregory.

Sir Handel: Who, the orange tank engine with Molly?

Thomas: That's him, stealing my one true love. How do I get her back?

Peter Sam: Err... {nervously blushing} Well...

Rosie: I think I've the best advice yet!

Thomas: Really?! Let's here it!

Rosie: Okay... If you've ever had a broken heart you already know that you'd likely do almost anything to get the person you love back. Don't make a mistake that will cost you a future with the person you love. Your words and actions in the days and weeks following a break up can impact any chance you have of ever getting back together with your ex.

Thomas: Oh, thank you, Rosie! I'm now going to speak to Gregory and demand him to give Molly back!

Sir Handel: Good luck!

Peter Sam: He's gonna need it...

{Thomas moves forward toward Gregory, and stops ten feet from his buffers.}

Thomas: Right, Gregory, now I would want Molly back, if you please!

Gregory: No... way! She's mine now!

Thomas: You are trouble all over, and I'll request you are sent away!

Gregory: I must say, I don't believe I belong here with you rogue. I transferred from England where I had was a passenger engine, and you're only a small shunting engine!

Thomas: You're a sick b*stard, Gregory! You'll be sorry!

Gregory: I'll teach you! {He rams into Thomas, giving him a black eye.}

Thomas: Ow!

{He slowly leaves sadly forward. Cut to Ffarquar Quarry. Mavis, Emily, Molly, and Rosie are there.}

Mavis: How is everyone enjoying their day?

Emily: Not bad! Henry's too irresistible for me!

Mavis: Mention him again, and I'll puke!

Rosie: Thomas has been trying to get you back Molly.

Molly: Well, I don't know if he really is the right guy for me. I need to be certain and sure... {The girls breaks out in song.}

Girls: Okay! Here we go!

{rapping, introducing themselves}

Emily:
Emily, I'm a Stirling Single.
When I'm down the line, my man will tingle.

Molly:
Molly's puffing down this way,
I'd go with Thomas any day.

Mavis:
My name's Mavis, I'm this fun!
The trucks are going on the run!

Rosie:
Rosie! The U.S. girl!
I'm through, girl! Let's see us whirl!

{singing}

Emily, Molly, Mavis, Rosie:
A lotta locomotion that's what we need
From a locomotive who can take the lead
From the eastern ocean to the western sea
Locomotion's gonna carry me
A lotta locomotion that's what we need
If we are ever gonna get up speed
A lotta locomotion and the right approach
For there are lots of different kinds of engines

Emily:
Like me I'm Emily, I'm a Stirling Single
When I'm down the line, my man will tingle
That scares me, and when I'm scared -
Boy I need a smoke.

Molly:
Molly's puffing down this way
I'd go with Thomas any day.
A lotta locomotion will do the trick

Mavis:
My name's Mavis, I'm the this fun!
The trucks are going on the run! Emily, Molly, Mavis and Rosie:
A lotta locomotion that's what we need
If we are ever gonna get up speed
From the Eastern Ocean to the Western Sea
Locomotion's gonna carry me

Rosie:
My name's Rosie. The U.S. girl!
I'm through, girl! Let's see us whirl!

Emily, Molly and Mavis:
What are you gonna do ?

Rosie:
What'd you think ?

Emily, Molly, Mavis and Rosie:
A lotta locomotion that's what we need
If we are ever gonna get up speed
From the Eastern Ocean to the Western Sea
Don't stop the piston stroking
Don't stop the fireman stoking

Emily:
Don't make me give up smoking

Emily, Molly, Mavis and Rosie:
Give up smoking ? You gotta be joking!
Locomotion's gonna carry me

{Spoken: The song ends, Emily, Molly, and Rosie leave for their jobs, and Mavis stays to do her quarry work.}

Part 3

{We cut to the Sodor scrapyards. Zoom in inside the smelting shed. We see four nasty diesels, Diesel 11, Devious Diesel, Iron Arry, and Iron Bert.}

Diesel 11: Our time has finally come!

Gravely Voiced Singer:

(singing)

Rattle Big, Black Bones in The Danger Zone, there's a rumblin' groan down below.

There's a big, dark town, it's a place I've found, there's a world going on Underground.

They're alive, They're awake. While the rest of the world is asleep.

Below the mine, shaft roads, it will all unfold, there's a world going on Underground.

All the Roots hang down, swing from town to town, they are marching around your town, down under your boots.

Diesel: Fat Hatt is gone for the week, so it's now our chance!

Iron Arry: Erm, what chance?

Diesel: {growls} To destroy steam engines of Sodor, idiot!

Diesel 10: And the raid shall be lead by me! {Music starts up.} And with my claw Pinchy, no one will stop us!

{singing}

You're a mean one, Diesel 10.
You really are a heel!

Iron Arry:
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel, Diesel 10!

Iron Bert:
You're a bad banana
With a... greasy black peel!

Background Singer #1:
Just face the music...
You're a monster, Diesel 10! (Yes you are!)

Diesel 10:
Your heart's an empty hole!

Background Singer #2:
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul, Diesel 10!

Background Singer #3:
I wouldn't touch you, with a 39-and-a-half foot pole!

{A montage of Diesel 10, Diesel, Iron Arry, Iron Bert, and Diesel 11 making a plan is underway during all this. Diesel 10 is now prepared for a dummy crash test.}

You know, if you ask who's who of Sodor,
No one'd deny it....!

{At the last note, Diesel 10 smashes into the wall, and groans as he escapes the mishap.}

Diesel 10: {spoken, weakly} Air bag's a little slow... {airbag deploys} ...but that's what these tests are for! {coughs}

{singing}

Background Singer #4:
You're a vile one, Diesel 10.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Diesel 10!

Diesel 10:
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the... seasick crocodile. (song ends)

Gravely Voiced Singer:

(singing)

All the trucks unload, beyond the gopher holes, there's a world going on Underground.

{On the last note, Diesel 10 spins on a turntable. He suddenly ends up sick.}

{spoken}

{We cut back to Thomas, helping Duck, Oliver, and James in the shunting yard. Thomas is still unhappy.}

Oliver: Hey, Thomas. What's the matter?

Thomas: I've lost Molly over Gregory, and he is very nasty!

Duck: He said I was an ugly duckling, but I really don't waddle. He's just a complete retard.

Thomas: I've tried to get her back with no success. What can I do?

James: (singing) (in Spanish Voice) I'm a little teapot short and stout, here's my handle, here's my spout, when I get all steamed up here me shout, (in deep voice) just tip me over, and pour me out. (Thomas staring angrily...)

James: You know what I think?

Thomas: {angry} Don't say it!

James: All right, you made me do it!

Thomas: DON'T!

James: {singing}
Thomas' girlfriend's a b**ch, she's a yellow b**ch,
She's the biggest b**ch in the whole wide world
She a stupid b**ch, if there ever was a b**ch,
She's a b**ch to all the boys and girls.

Thomas: Shut your mouth, you red f**k!

James:
On Monday she's a b**ch, on
Tuesday she's a b**ch,
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a b**ch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha bee-atch!

Come on! You all know the words!

{Troublesome Trucks join in.}
Have you ever met my yellow friend Molly?
She's the biggest b**ch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole b**ch, and has a dumb boyfriend.
She's a b**ch-b**ch-b**ch-b**ch-b**ch-b**ch-b**ch

B**ch-b**ch-b**ch-b**ch-b**ch-b**ch-b**ch-b**ch
She's a stupid b**ch! (Whoa!)
Molly yellow engine's a b**ch
And she's such a dirty b**ch! (B**ch!)

Talk to kids around the world,
And it might go a little bit something like this:

{James fancies leading a Japanese choir, then a French one, then a Dutch one (dressed as a Dutch girl), then an African one (in black-face). When he sings in English again, the four choirs are behind him in the Netherlands.}

Have you ever met my yellow friend Molly?
She's the biggest b**ch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole b**ch, and has a dumb boyfriend.
She's a b**ch-b**ch-b**ch-b**ch-b**ch-b**ch-b**ch

Trucks: Oh! {They freeze as Molly puffs up behind James.}

James:
B**ch-b**ch-b**ch-b**ch-b**ch-b**ch-b**ch-b**ch
She's a stupid b**ch!

Duck: Uh, James…

James: Thomas' girlfriend's a b**ch
And she's such a dirty b**ch!

{showstopper} I really mean it.
Thomas' girlfriend, she's a yellow f**king b**ch!
Dumb yellow f**king b**ch, that's Molly! Yeah-tch!

{The singing stops. James is feeling pleased, but Thomas, Duck, and Oliver stare at him, in shock.}

James: What? {looks behind him} Oh, s**t!

{Molly bumps James very hard he ends up in the mud.}

James: UGH! MUD! GET IT OFF ME! I don't want the mud to spoil my red paint! {shudders}

Molly: Well, he deserved it!

Oliver: I think that was a bit harsh, wasn't it, Duck?

Duck: I've never seen her this angry before.

{Molly turns to Thomas, who doesn't respond to Molly.}

Molly: Well, I've got to help Gordon with passenger runs. See you later, boys!

{Molly chuffs off. Duck and Oliver help James back on the rails, and James goes to be washed.}

Part 4

{Cut to Gordon at Knapford Station with Molly at his side, to make sure the track ahead is safe.}

Edward: Okay, Gordon. You're to take the express around Sodor to show important passengers the beautiful scenery. Molly will check that the track ahead is safe.

BoCo: Don't go too fast, Gordon.

Stepney: Make sure the passengers have a good time!

Gordon: Don't worry! Everything will be just fine!

{Molly feels a bit worried. The guard blows his whistle and Molly sets off first. Gordon follows his yellow friend, going as fast as she is. Soon they stop at a red signal. Neville and Quinten pull up with a goods train.}

Quinten: How's the day going, North Easterns?

Gordon: Not bad, actually. We found a deer at the hills.

Neville: That's just simply amazing.

Molly: Oh, look. The signal's green. We'd better go. See you!

{Molly and Gordon set off as Quinten and Neville do. Up ahead, we find Diesel 10 changing tracks.}

Iron Bert: I don't understand this part of the plan.

Diesel: When a train comes by, they'll fall off the tracks into rocks. It's the first step to destroying steam engines. {He notices Gordon approaching.} Oh, here comes the express now! Hide!

{The diesels escape into a shed as Molly and Gordon approach. Molly sees the track and slams on the brakes. Gordon bumps into Molly onto the safe track, and crashes into the rocks.}

Gordon: Oooohhh! Ouch!

{Soon, Boco and Rocky are clearing away the mess.}

Boco: What on earth happened here?

Molly: I don't know, but I think this was sabotage!

Gordon: But who would do this?

{Suddenly, Diesel 10, Diesel, and Iron Bert emerge.}

Diesel 10: Well, well, well! Two steam engines and a traitor!

Boco: What the fudge? What are doing here?

Diesel: We are going to destroy steam engines. But, you green traitor, will never stop us!

Boco: I'd never betray a steam engine! Some of my best friends run on coal and water!

Diesel 10: Pretty soon, steamies, you'll be living in the past! Got to go now! Chao!

{The mean diesels oil away, laughing. Salty runs up, looking quite scared to death.}

Salty: Arrgh, mateys! There's been an accident at yon docks! Henry's broke a few wheels, and Toby's damaged cowcatchers!

Molly: Oh, no! I must warn the others!

{Molly puffs away. Boco, Gordon, and Salty arrive at the docks. Henry has two broken wheels, and Toby's cowcatchers are dented.

Gordon: Oh, dear! What happened here?

Toby: I don't know how it happened, I'm confused! All I remember is I was taking china clay, when Henry smashed into me.

Boco: This is about to get worse. If I know now, we are all f**ked!

{Boco pushes Gordon, Henry, and Toby to the works, and speaks to Salty.}

Salty: I say, Boco mate, any steamie could be next.

Boco: Quite right. I couldn't bear having a steam engine scrapped. That was years ago.

{As they are talking, Diesel 11, Iron Arry and Bert are watching them. Behind, Rosie is shunting trucks in which to take fruit to market.}

Iron Arry: So, boss, what's the next part of the plan?

Diesel 11: Well, you have to find who else to get rid of first, then cause him to have an accident! The railway will go bankrupt, all steamies will be scrapped, and we'll be in charge of the railways!

Iron Arry and Bert: {laugh}

Diesel 11: SILENCE! {His claw hits the basket of fruit Cranky is unloading. All the fruit goes on top of Arry, Bert, and Rosie.}

Iron Arry: What'd ya do that for?

Diesel 11: And now, to destroy the railways once and for all!

{The diesels laugh evilly. Music plays, and Diesel 11, Diesel 10, Diesel, Arry, and Bert destroy anything in their path.}

{singing}

Diesel 11:
Railway under siege,
I am rolling by the street
Railway under siege,
Cries at night and running feet!

Steam Engines:
Diesel 10 and his minions,
Policing Sodor unceasingly,
Cordoning the regions,
And searching them one-by-one!

Little did we know,
When one evil engine,
Said the people ought
To be brought to none.

Somehow it would grow,
Into something sinister.
Until we all are caught,
In a railway under siege...

Railway under siege,
There are squadrons flanking every side!
Railway under siege,
And it's hard to find a place to hide!

Armored men on horses
Imposing a state of martial law
Marshaling their forces
To finish what they've begun

Steam Engines, Chorus:
Thomas had just told us,
That he was saving us,
From Diesel 10's clutches.
Who would overrun?

Now he does have his minions.
Overseeing us,
Brandishing their weapons,
In a railway under siege!

{As the song ends, Diesel 11 laughs wickedly.}

Part 5

{Cut to Gordon at Knapford Station with Molly at his side, to make sure the track ahead is safe.}

Edward: Okay, Gordon. You're to take the express around Sodor to show important passengers the beautiful scenery. Molly will check that the track ahead is safe.

BoCo: Don't go too fast, Gordon.

Stepney: Make sure the passengers have a good time!

Gordon: Don't worry! Everything will be just fine!

{Molly feels a bit worried. The guard blows his whistle and Molly sets off first. Gordon follows his yellow friend, going as fast as she is. Soon they stop at a red signal. Neville and Quinten pull up with a goods train.}

Quinten: How's the day going, North Easterns?

Gordon: Not bad, actually. We found a deer at the hills.

Neville: That's just simply amazing.

Molly: Oh, look. The signal's green. We'd better go. See you!

{Molly and Gordon set off as Quinten and Neville do. Up ahead, we find Diesel 10 changing tracks.}

Iron Bert: I don't understand this part of the plan.

Diesel: When a train comes by, they'll fall off the tracks into rocks. It's the first step to destroying steam engines. {He notices Gordon approaching.} Oh, here comes the express now! Hide!

{The diesels escape into a shed as Molly and Gordon approach. Molly sees the track and slams on the brakes. Gordon bumps into Molly onto the safe track, and crashes into the rocks.}

Gordon: Oooohhh! Ouch!

{Soon, Boco and Rocky are clearing away the mess.}

Boco: What on earth happened here?

Molly: I don't know, but I think this was sabotage!

Gordon: But who would do this?

{Suddenly, Diesel 10, Diesel, and Iron Bert emerge.}

Diesel 10: Well, well, well! Two steam engines and a traitor!

Boco: What the fudge? What are doing here?

Diesel: We are going to destroy steam engines. But, you green traitor, will never stop us!

Boco: I'd never betray a steam engine! Some of my best friends run on coal and water!

Diesel 10: Pretty soon, steamies, you'll be living in the past! Got to go now! Chao!

{The mean diesels oil away, laughing. Salty runs up, looking quite scared to death.}

Salty: Arrgh, mateys! There's been an accident at yon docks! Henry's broke a few wheels, and Toby's damaged cowcatchers!

Molly: Oh, no! I must warn the others!

{Molly puffs away. Boco, Gordon, and Salty arrive at the docks. Henry has two broken wheels, and Toby's cowcatchers are dented.}

Gordon: Oh, dear! What happened here?

Toby: I don't know how it happened, I'm confused! All I remember is I was taking china clay, when Henry smashed into me.

Boco: This is about to get worse. If I know now, we are all f**ked!

{Boco pushes Gordon, Henry, and Toby to the works, and speaks to Salty.}

Salty: I say, Boco mate, any steamie could be next.

Boco: Quite right. I couldn't bear having a steam engine scrapped. That was years ago.

{As they are talking, Diesel 11, Iron Arry and Bert are watching them. Behind, Rosie is shunting trucks in which to take fruit to market.}

Iron Arry: So, boss, what's the next part of the plan?

Diesel 11: Well, you have to find who else to get rid of first, then cause him to have an accident! The railway will go bankrupt, all steamies will be scrapped, and we'll be in charge of the railways!

Iron Arry and Bert: {laugh}

Diesel 11: SILENCE! {His claw hits the basket of fruit Cranky is unloading. All the fruit goes on top of Arry, Bert, and Rosie.}

Iron Arry: What'd ya do that for?

Diesel 11: And now, to destroy the railways once and for all!

{The diesels laugh evilly. Music plays, and Diesel 11, Diesel 10, Diesel, Arry, and Bert destroy anything in their path.}

{singing}

Diesel 11:
Railway under siege,
I am rolling by the street!
Railway under siege,
Cries at night and running feet!

Steam Engines:
Diesel 10 and his minions,
Policing Sodor unceasingly,
Cordoning the regions,
And searching them one-by-one!

Little did we know,
When one evil engine,
Said the people ought
To be brought to none.

Somehow it would grow,
Into something sinister.
Until we all are caught,
In a railway under siege...

Railway under siege,
There are squadrons flanking every side!
Railway under siege,
And it's hard to find a place to hide!

Armored men on horses
Imposing a state of martial law
Marshaling their forces
To finish what they've begun

Steam Engines, Chorus:
Thomas had just told us,
That he was saving us,
From Diesel 10's clutches.
Who would overrun?

Now he does have his minions.
Overseeing us,
Brandishing their weapons,
In a railway under siege!

{As the song ends, Diesel 11 laughs wickedly.}

Part 6

{Cut to Tidmouth Sheds. Molly and Neville are on the turntable. James, Duck, Oliver, Emily, Stanley, Jimbo, and Ned, are in the sheds, Stepney and Rosie next to it one side, Eagle and Kenny the other.}

Molly: I suppose you are wondering why we called you all here - you see, there's a war going on with us against Diesel 11's army. I'm wishing you all the best of luck.

Jimbo: Oh boy, military action! Ned, we're gonna kill us some goddamn electrics!

Ned: I think we're fighting diesels.

Jimbo: Diesels, electrics - what's the difference?

Neville: Anyways, this war is to avenge Gordon and Henry's mishaps.

Emily: {upset} Oh, my poor Henry! It fills my heart with sadness!

Stepney: Mention him again, and I'll puke.

Stanley: Emily, why can't you give up on Henry?

Emily: {no more upset} Never! He's my Henry toy!

Molly: We prepare for war in two hours.

Kenny: I don't wanna get in war!

Eagle: Why not?

Kenny: Because, dude, I'll f**king die!

Molly: Kenny, don't be stupid! You're not going to die!

{Cut to a clear part of Sodor, where there is only track. The steam engines and their diesel allies move in on one side, and the bad diesels on the other.}

Diesel 11: It's been a while, blue puffball!

Thomas: Not long enough...

{The war begins. Stanley and Diesel confront each other.}

Diesel: Give up, silver boy! Diesel always gets his man!

Stanley: NEVER! {He yells and rams into Diesel, and Diesel runs into oil wagons.}

Diesel: Ugh! Oil! Get it off me!

Stanley: When I fight, I fight mean!

Wendy: {dreamily} Oh, Stanley, my hero! {Stanley blushes.}

{Diesel 10 confronts Thomas, Percy, and Kenny. His claw, Pinchy, aims for Kenny.}

Diesel 10: Ha ha ha! I got the unlucky one!

Percy: Kenny! Watch out!

Kenny: I can't- Aaaaauuugggghhh!

{Diesel 10 makes a grab on Kenny, and destroys him: He crushes the boiler, rips off the cab and buffer beams. Kenny screams through all this.}

Stanley: {seeing this} Dude, this is pretty f**ked up right here!

{The screaming stops all that remains of Kenny is a tender and an 0-6-0 wheel chassis.}

Thomas: Oh my god! They killed Kenny!

Percy: You b*stards!

Neville: {also having seen} DIESEL 10, YOU F**KING B*STARD!!! {He yells and rams into Diesel 10. Pinchy falls back and hits the rear cab.}

Diesel 10: Ow, Jesus!

{Percy and Boco confront Arry and Bert, who are blocking Edward and Duck.}

Iron Arry: You want them? Try to get past us!

Percy: Watch this! {He rams into them, but they only go as far as a few yards.}

Iron Arry: Heh heh heh! Pathetic excuse for a steam engine!

Boco: I'm coming, Percy!

{He runs into Percy, and sends Arry and Bert off the edge of a key, into a barge.}

Percy: Oh, thanks, Boco!

Boco: Anytime! {chuckles}

{Thomas, Molly, and Gregory are confronting Diesel 10, who seemed to have recovered his mishap with Neville.}

Diesel 10: {laughs wickedly} This is the end of the line for you, yellow puffball! You're ending up as your brothers before you... scrapped!

Molly: NO! Thomas, please help me!

Thomas: I can't! I simply can't!

Gregory: God damn it, Thomas! I should have never sent you to do a man's work! {Molly looks quite angry.} I'll take him down myself!

Diesel 10: Bring it on!

Thomas: Let's get out of here! {Thomas and Molly puff away fast, Diesel 10 sees this. Gregory blocks him.}

Diesel 10: Get out of my way!

Gregory: NO! I won't let you hurt the one I love!

Diesel 10: That's it! {He rips Gregory to pieces, like he did to Kenny, and sees that Thomas and Molly had disappeared.} S**t!

Part 7

{Cut to where Thomas and Molly are. They are in a cave, and Thomas stops for breath. Molly is happy.}

Molly: Oh, thank you, Thomas! You saved my life! I love you again!

Thomas: But what about Gregory?

Molly: I didn't like Gregory. You were right - he is arrogant.

Thomas: What?

Molly: F**k Gregory! F**k him right in the funnel!

{singing}

Thomas:
Was I dumb, or was I blind,
Or did my heart just lose its mind?
Why'd I go and throw our perfect dream away?

Molly:
Looking back, I'll never know
How I ever let you go.
But destiny could see we deserved to have another day...

Thomas & Molly:
Love led us here,
Right back to where we belong!
We followed a star,
And here we are,
Now heaven seems so near!
Love led us here!

Thomas:
I confess, it's sad but true,
I lost myself when I lost you.
But I held your memory through each lonely night...

Molly:
Let's forget what's gone before,
Now we both know so much more.
And we've been given another chance to make it work out right!

Thomas & Molly:
Love led us here,
Right back to where we belong!
We followed a star,
And here we are,
Now heaven seems so near!
Love led us here!

Thomas:
Now I know that life can take you by surprise,
And sweep you off your wheels.

Thomas & Molly:
Did this happen to us or are we just dreaming?
We followed a star,
And here we are,
Now heaven seems so near!
Love led us here!

Thomas:
So take my coupling...

Molly:
And have no fear...

Thomas & Molly:
We'll be alright, love led us here....

{Spoken. Percy puffs up to them. He looks at the couple, back together.}

Percy: Thomas! You're alive! And you too Molly!

Thomas: What happened to Gregory?

Percy: He got killed by Diesel 10, just like Kenny.

Molly: Humph. No one gave a s**t about Gregory.

Thomas: Why are you here, Percy?

Percy: I'm here to tell you Diesel 11 has rounded up the steam engines and just going to take them to the scrap yards! Even Salty, Boco, Ned, and Mavis!

Thomas: We've got to save them! {They puff away quickly.}

{Cut to the scrapyards. The engines captured are Neville, Eagle, Edward, James, Duck, Oliver, Emily, Stanley, Chelsea, BoCo, Mavis, Salty, Spencer, Jimbo, Ned, Stepney, Quinten, Hank, and Rosie, as well as Sir Handel and Peter Sam on a flatcar. Diesel 11 has pulled them, facing backwards all by himself.}

Diesel 11: All right, puffballs! You'll all be made into scrap iron as parts for diesels! It'll be impossible to put you back together again, and I'll destroy other means of transportation too! So they'll have no choice but to turn to diesels!

Boco: You'll never get away with this!

Salty: I may be a diesel, but some of my best friends are steamies!

Jimbo: {sadly} Well, it's been nice knowing you, Ned.

Ned: Mmm, I think it's the end for us, Jimbo.

Jimbo: I'll see you in scrap! {sobs}

Mavis: Why would you scrap me?! Boco, Salty, Ned, and I are diesels!

Diesel 11: Humph. Well, I'll spare you four, and you will go under my control from now on!

Jimbo: What?!

Ned: Mmm, holy crap!

{At that minute, Thomas, Percy, and Molly show up.}

Thomas: The calvary's arrived!

Diesel 11: What?! You again?! {growls} THAT'S THE LAST F**KING STRAW!!!!!

Thomas: {cheekily} But there's no straw around here!

Diesel 11: {growls}

{Thomas, in an act of bravery, pushes Diesel 11 with all his might, Percy helping Thomas. Diesel 11 is now headed into a melting pit.}

Diesel 11: Oh, no! Oh, God, this is gonna burn... NOOOOOO! {He falls into the melting pit, and says his last words.} You puffballs! I'll be back if it's the last thing I-- {He chokes, the remains of his claw is burned up.}

Thomas: {brightly} Well... that's that!

Eagle: Oh, bless you, Thomas!

Thomas: Did I sneeze?

Eagle: It was my way of saying "thank you".

Molly: Let's go home. All of us!

{All the engines happily go to Knapford Station.}

Part 8 Final

{We cut to Knapford Station. Percy, Thomas, and Molly are there. Molly and Thomas are in front of each other, smiling happily. Gordon, Henry, and Toby arrive next to Percy.}

Percy: Gordon! Henry and Toby! You're back home early!

Henry: Repairs on us were shorter than we expected.

Gordon: And it's good to be steaming once again!

Toby: My cowcatchers are good as ever, but I didn't really have much part in the movie.

Gordon: And Thomas, I see you and Molly are together again.

{Thomas says nothing. Molly turns to Gordon and smiles, and returns to Thomas, who wants to say something to her.}

Thomas: Molly, I, uh-

Molly: Thomas, I'm the one who's sorry.

{Molly kisses Thomas, Thomas throws up, but Molly doesn't mind.}

Thomas: I just wanted you to love me like you did with Gregory.

Molly: But Gregory's dead now, and I'm always going to love you.

{Thomas and Molly now kiss with passion. The other engines surround them.}

Wendy: {sighing} Oh, Stanley! Isn't it lovely seeing love on the railways?

Stanley: {blushing} Erm, yes.

Emily: {spotting Henry} HENRY!

Henry: Oh, s**t!

{Emily runs into Henry (who yells), and kisses up all over him. When Henry puffs up next to Gordon again, his face is covered in kiss marks.}

Gordon: {chuckling} Well, Henry, love comes in a mysterious way.

Henry: {grumbles}

{All the engines are happy, except for Quinten.}

Quinten: Well, I guess I'll just go now. {He slowly starts to leave.}

Neville: What- Where are you going?

Quinten: Oh, well, I was going to be here for a week, and you've all made me welcome here.

Eagle: But you can't leave us now.

Quinten: Don't worry, I'll promise to write.

Edward: That won't be necessary, Quinten. I decided that since you did a great job here, I wanted you to stay.

Quinten: Really?

Duck: Of course! You're like family to us.

Quinten: Oh, thank you guys! {He backs down next to Neville.}

Edward: Well, it looks like things are going to be much better now - Thomas, Percy, and Molly, you three have saved our railway from five evil diesels, and your names will be honored for years to come!

Molly: Thank you, but what happened to Diesel 10?

Edward: Oh, we'll never see him again.

{Cut to Diesel 10 at the scrapyards, and he is among scrap iron. He is rusty all over, and his claw is broken.}

Diesel 10: Blast you steam engines! {Cut back.}

Thomas: Okay, that was weird.

Gordon: Ah, but there's one last song for the movie!
{singing, slowly}
Everything worked out. It's a happy end!

Molly: {also slowly}
Steam engines and diesels friends again.

Gordon and Molly: {fast}
So let's all join buffers and knock oppression down!

Choir:
Good Lordy, we're found!

Thomas, Percy, Stanley, Toby:
Don't you know our little lives are now complete?

Molly, Mavis, Emily, Rosie:
'Cause all of our boyfriends are sweet.

Chelsea: Super sweet!

Gordon and Molly:
Thank God we live in this

Neville: Quiet
Eagle: Little
Edward: Bustling
Henry: Busy
James: Pissant
Toby: Redneck
Duck: Great Western
Oliver: Amazing
Emily: Green
Chelsea: Determined
Boco: Locomotive
Mavis: Dusty
Salty: Seaworthy
Spencer: Shiny
Jimbo: God-damn
Ned: Cheerful
Stepney: Bluebell
Hank: British
Rosie: Helpful
Annie & Clarabel: Old fashioned
Bertie: Racing
Harold: Whizzing
Cranky: Cranky
Sir Handel: Smooth running
Peter Sam: Important
Quinten: Hayseed
Thomas, Percy, Stanley:
Kick-ass!

All: So... dor... Rail... way!

{Instrumental break. Kenny puffs up, very alive.}

Thomas: Hey, look! Kenny's okay!

Kenny: It was my stunt double that was killed.

Stanley: Let's hope that nothing...

{A Heavy Lourde from the sky crushes Kenny, leaving behind his cab.}

Gordon: Oh, my god! They killed Kenny!

Percy: Dude, who's "they"? A heavy weight fell on him!

Thomas: But, we always say they killed Kenny.

Percy: It doesn't seem to make much sense.

Thomas: Oh, yeah. {singing resumes}

All:
Thank God we live in the Sodor... Rail... way!

{Zoom out of Knapford, to a full view of Sodor Island on the last note. The end credits play. Songs: At the Beginning, Someday.}

THE END

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