Mom was born on September 9, 1963.
Mom's Sister: Ohhhhhhhhh...
Grandpa: What's wrong, honey?
Mom's Sister: I broke my legs. Then I'm so fat.
Grandpa: Go to doctor now.
Doctor: The doctor is here.
Mom's Sister: You look like Mr. Tom.
Doctor: I know. Okay, Mom's Sister. Push, push, push. [finally, the baby pops out of Mom's Sister's stomach] Congrats! It's a girl. What's her name?
Mom's Sister: Let's bring our baby girl home.
Grandpa: Enjoy Christmas in 1964! Say hi to camera, Mom.
Mom: Hello, world!
Mom's Sister: Merry Christmas!
Mr. Tom: Okay, class. Today we'll learn about bones.
Freddy: I'm going to slap Mom. [slaps Mom really hard]
Mom: Oww! Freddy slapped me! [bawls loudly]
Mr. Tom: Freddy, go to the time-out corner.
Freddy: Okay, Mr. Tom. [sighs]
Mom's Sister: Happy birthday, Mom. You're five years old. Have some cake.
Mom: Oh, boy! Cake! I'm so hungry! [jumps on top of the cake and squishes it very flat]
Grandpa: Oh, no! Mom!
Mom: [pops out of the cake, covered in pink frosting] I'm here, daddy! [giggles]
Mom's Sister: [glares at Mom] Silly all babies. [chuckles]
Grandpa: Enjoy Thanksgiving in 1972! Say hi to camera, Mom.
Mom: I want to eat my food now!
Mom's Sister: Happy Thanksgiving! [chuckles]
[Mom's parents died from a subway crash]
Mom: [sobbing] Good-bye, mom and dad!
[R.I.P.: Grandpa and Mom's Sister [1899 - 1980]]
[Mom has her foster parents Kidaroo and Sophia]
Mom: Hiya, foster parents!
Kidaroo: Hi, Mom.
Sophia: [mimics her husband] Hi, Mom.
[Kidaroo and Sophia ground Mom for the very first time]
Kidaroo: Go to bed now because you're grounded forever!
Mom: No-no, mom and dad! Stop grounding me!
Mom: Now I'm a very ordinary hero who is completely strong! Bye-bye! Thanks for watching my timeline! [chuckles]
March 6, 2013