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Cast

Narrator

Momoko

Miyako

Kaoru

Peach

Starfire

Beast Boy

Raven (Cameo)

Starfire

Melvin (Cameo)

Haruhi (Cameo)

Kyon (Cameo)

Story

Narrator: One day, Momoko, Miyako, and Kaoru were at a VHS store. Suddenly, Momoko saw a Barney Best Manners VHS tape. Then, it happened.

Momoko: OH MY GOD!! A Barney Best Manners VHS tape! I gotta have it!!!! PLEEEASE?!

Miyako: No, Momoko. You already have so many other Barney VHS tape.

Kaoru: (Cuts in) And it's a stupid phony.

Miyako: But.. but... (Starts crying like Caillou) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I WANT IT! NOWWWW!

Miyako: Now, Momoko. Don't make a scene.

Kaoru: Yeah, you spoiled brat! There are plenty of other kids who are gonna go in here and buy all of those Barney VHS tapes!

Miyako: KAORU!!! That's only gonna make it worse.

Momoko: *Tremble, tremble* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAAA!!!

Miyako: See what you did, Kaoru!? I told you this was gonna happen, but did you listen?!

Narrator: Meanwhile...

Raven: What a spoiled brat.

Melvin: Yeah, she's gonna get in so much trouble.

Kaoru: MOMOKO!! Stop this right now or I'm gonna take you home and you're gonna get in so much trouble!

Momoko: NONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *Grabs onto VHS tape for dear life*

Miyako: Momoko, put that VHS tape back.

Momoko: NO! Make me!

Narrator: And so, Kaoru and Miyako just carried Momoko out to the car.

Momoko: NO! IT'S TOO LATE TO GET THAT VHS TAPE! TOO LATE!!!!!!

Narrator: When Momoko got home she was sent to her room. Her robot dog, Peach, came to see her.

Peach: What's wrong, Momoko?

Momoko: I wanted a Barney Best Manners VHS tape, but my stupid friends, Miyako and Kaoru, said no! Can you kill them, boy?

Peach: Anything for you!

Momoko: Good boy, Peach!

Peach: Psych! I'm not allowed to kill anyone! BYEEEE!

Momoko: WAAAAH!

Narrator: Momoko cried herself to sleep. She had a weird dream. She was standing on a cloud.

Momoko: Hello? Anyone? Did I die? Am I in heaven?

Narrator: Just then, Haruhi and Kyon came, in the form of angels!

Haruhi: What is it that you seek, m'lady?

Momoko: A Barney Best Manners VHS tape! I need it to complete my collection!

Kyon: Oh, yes yes! Right this way!

Narrator: Haruhi and Kyon led Momoko to a chest.

Haruhi: Make your wish and open it!

Narrator: Momoko wished out loud.

Haruhi: YOU WISHED FOR A BARNEY VHS!? I LOVE BARNEY!

Kyon: Haruhi... it's for her.

Haruhi: NO FAIR!!!

Kyon: Oh, and sorry. You're supposed to wish in your head. And you only got one chance to wish.

Narrator: Momoko peeked in the chest, got sucked in, and woke up!

Momoko: AAAAH! I know what I must do.

Narrator: The next day, Starfire, Beast Boy, Miyako, Kaoru, Momoko, and Peach, were playing Dodgeball in a field.

Miyako: Ready?

Kaoru: GO!

Peach: CHARGE!

Kaoru and Miyako: RETREAT!

Starfire: I'm gonna get that Clorbag!

Beast Boy: I hate her too, Star.

Narrator: Suddenly, a cage dropped out of the sky, trapping Momoko in it!

Momoko: WAAH! I HATE YOU GUYS!

Beast Boy: Then you can talk to them for the rest of your life.

Momoko: NO! NOT THE REST OF MY LIFE! HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO BE IN HERE ANYWAY?!

Starfire: Forever. Goodbye.

Narrator: And so, the others destroyed all of Momoko's Barney VHS tapes.

All: This is fun!

Momoko: I WANNA GO HOME!

Narrator: I think Momoko learned her lesson: Don't throw a tantrum in public. I think she deserved that, don't you?

Trivia

The narrator is non other than Hatsune Miku!

When Momoko cries herself to sleep, she sounds just like Timmy Tantrum from Teen Titans.

See also

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